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Merely 5km,on 10k fuel,at 400naira per litre

Most modern cars doesn’t consume fuel its bad government that does, if una like no vote peter obi una go buy fuel at 1000 per litre in naija one day!

NobleSeed:
@Zane2point4
Am a Christian buh i sin daily,i wish i have someone to bring me always closer to God!how you come take be christian?
Baba you be sinner period....
Agba Christiana

Yes na,who is without sin let him cast the first stone!
Christians sin too!

He is the best neighbor on earth then….
Am a Christian buh i sin daily,i wish i have someone to bring me always closer to God!

Boysnightout:
This happened during the festive period while we travelled to our country home for christmas celebrations.

I met this sweet chick in the village and after bewitching her with my charm and smile , she agreed to visit me.

I purposely scheduled her visit to a day when almost no one would be at home. I had already intimated my sister of my plan to bring home a chick so she could act as cover. The chick came around and I received her well. We chatted for a while before I began flirting with her and running my fingers on her laps. I leaned in for a kiss and she returned it. She was just moaning wildly .

I lifted her, took her to my room and removed her panties with my teeth. I .....

It was while she was riding me cowgirl that my dad bumped into us. I didn't even see him at first because my view was blocked by her boobs in my face and mouth.

She saw him first, screamed and jumped down from my erect dick to search for her clothes. I tried to calm her down. Apparently, my dad was in his room sleeping and I thought he had gone out with our kinsmen.

Why will my dad barge into my privacy like that?

Woke children,pls go and build your own house if you’re looking for privacy!
Person deh sleep u deh disturb his privacy instead

All these countries invitting and giving peace awards are just plain stupid,peace awards for what exactly? In Africa or nigeria?

Fremantle:
Lol bro I don learn something o, I went for a traditional wedding on Friday along airport road, fear no gree me pass 120km/h inside Sienna 09.

I've come to realize that na where your craze stop na there another person own start, you should see the way people run along this Abuja Airport Road, if you're not disciplined enough you may just be tempted to chase somebod and the wonders those taxi drivers do with their small Golf and Mazda sef na story for another day.

Govt shld as a matter of fact install speed police and speed cameras there,even lagos ibandan express,thats what working countrys do! Its another means to generate income

madjune:
I really don't know how this Anyanwu man made it to the top, politically.

Is he not the same man as "Sam Daddy"

He and his clique were the original "Otokoto people " whose menace held sway over the east back in the early 90s.

Dude has 9 lives really.

Hahahhahhaahhaha you deh rmber smthn o!

Moh247:
This obi supporters sef... Who gives a feck about Obi ... Obi won't even come 3rd

You enemies of progressive nigerians!!
Blc of ur tribal and political affiliation u dont eant to be governed by educated and progressive mind!
You shall be defeated and and will hide ur face in shame!

Abfinest007:
So because they're police they should not drink again .

They will drink and waste u of cos

Ppl like you shldnt be given voters card u will vote wrong ppl

Tallesty1:
Nah adults elected and re-elected Buhari and are vigorously campaigning for Tinubu sha

Nothing seems wrong with that but a lot is wrong with it.

Because of their adult decision I now buy things @ 5x their initial price. I didn't ask for any of that, I didn't make that decision.

Point is, being an adult doesn't translate to being capable of making good decisions.

You’re very right forget that guy quoting you,everyone needs guidance both adult and youngies!

peepydelano:
This Yul will fail woefully the way he’s going about his polygamous life, someone should tell him that in a polygamous setting you have no business whatsoever with your wives social media activities . Women wey dy very petty, trust me the first wife will increase her anger seeing all these, always commenting on their posts and showing so much unrest. Polygamy is for the very mentally balanced and matured mind and not for someone like Yul.

You’re very correct and knowledgeable!

He is going abt it the wrong way,he needs to put on his thinking cap!

I don commot teeth for like two time now!
The first time is always the scariest!!
Started one day when i had an excruciating pain when i had a hole in one tooth!
Went for extraction and saw these weird looking surgeon and his wicked instruments littered ontop his table, na there i die!

I was given an injection in the gum and within 10mins my teeth blcame insensitive,u fit knock me blow for mouth sef i no go feel am!

I was releive a bit after that injection blc i felt that i wont feel the tooth bn pulled out,yet as the man brought smthn like hammer and fork and knack am for that bad tooth it still pained a bit but wasnt much,but he had to use brute force to yap out the tooth and gave it to me!

Was an experience shaa,but the saving grace was that mighty gum injection! Blc even super man cant handle that excruciating pain,e fit kill u!

Lesson learned: not every tooth needs an extraction if you’re fast a enough to notice the crack or hole in your enamel ,asin topmost layer ot tooth, it can be filled with liquid mercury,if the tooth haven’t decayed yet!!!

Still be embezzled and used ti build train station for maradi in niger!
Its better the white company use that money for something else in there land!

This countrys problem is not money but all tribes want the largest share in all things

HappyDolphinRea:
Even killing it at home will not rule out stealing only that it will be combine stealing of aboki plus your relatives.
Is it not better half of the meat finish than one been killed. Beside if you delegate someone with sharp eyes to monitor them at the slaughter they might end up stealing below 10%.

Some ppl beleive that there is this blessing that comes with killing/sacrificing a live animals blood and making it spill in your compd,you never know his reasons!
Buh nevertheless you made sense,buh death comes unawares atimes,i know a chief that kills cows every week in his home yet no mortality,its just accident abi misfutune!

HappyDolphinRea:
Must you bring the cow to your house to kill. Can't they just kill the cow at slaughter and bring back the meat.

Half of the meat will go to abokis theyll steal it finish

CheedyJ:
First of all, humans aren't robots or 'zombies' that said, you could train a child yet he/she can still deviate from the training. Point is, when it comes to humans, 1+1 isn't equals to 2. Irrespective of the trainings,there are lots of factors that could make a child deviate from any training and it may not even be on d parent and that's not say I'm making a case for the parent.

Not like something we are witnessing up there, a recently divorced lady parading butt naked,chai

CheedyJ:
How do you know he didn't train her well, eh anyways, let's even assume he didn't, can't she retrain herself or isn't she an adult who knows right from wrong? No be everything una go dey heap on parents abeg.

Thats the big mistake you ppl make, adult wetin?

Even a trained 50yrs woman will still maintain that decorum,simple!

As i deh like this i no deh dey outside pass 8pm and thats the way i was trained to!

This is normal house snake its not venomous !

Some ppl use it as pet,check the size of the eyes

AchichaMmuo:
Got the 1k notes today, looked very inferior and fake, the color is just too dull, no difference, just the color and texture change. Had to spend it immediately. The former notes are better.

That is nigerian under this usless retrogressive administration,upon all graduate wey full Nigeria wey deh design mad stuffs am not supprised they chose one quota system person to gv the contract,this is why things seems not to work

maestroferddi:
Soludo has to be one of the most deluded Igbo men walking on two legs...

He is panning out as a massive flop in politics...

The man is lending credence to the saying that leadership goes beyond acquiring book knowledge.

There is nothing wrong with felicitating with Buhari but when a governor consistently chooses to swim against the popular tide, no-one needs a certification in rocket science to see that they are flirting with certain failure...

I just hate that man,very rubbish person

This ssme ppl will still be killed by bandits bokoharam, bad road network etc

I cant phantom why Nigerians are the worst voters on earth

ZombieSlayer1:
Russia has the most advanced missile system in the world. While the US prioritizes aircraft carriers, Russia prioritizes missiles. Russia pioneered space travel and they're the country who first went to space, first country to launch a living thing into space etc but western media tries to downplay all these. Russia launched the first hypersonic missile and up till today the US doesn't have a hypersonic missile.
it's funny how you guys underestimate Russia while hyping US whereas even the US never underestimates Russia

Northtrop Grumman, usa have one of the sophisticated hypersonic sir!

Corrinthians:
That accusation by Ekweremadu was total bullucks. Nevertheless, I sympathise with him. He was only desperate to save his daughter, stuff every father or parent would do.

I dont!!!!!

You’ve more then 50 properties for yourself and couldn’t even build an ordinary clinic for a common man, the question is ,if you or someone you know is in the same dilema do u think he care?

MarketDispatch:
One person, 40 properties, yet could not build a single standard hospital that he too can attend for his people. God cannot be mocked

Thats shows u the wickedness of an average black man, thank God the consequences is now bitting him hard!

Yest when there seem to be an eligible candidate he is critizing him immediately!

Someone that has bn in senate tey tey,i was a very little boy when i was hearing this mans name inact at a time i tot its a dead man maybe one of our past leaders!

Sleekfingers:
Majority of men wear size 43......

44 is more, i wear 43 buh ppl that wear 44 many

bet9ja:
She has the money to travel out and get the best treatment from the professionals, rather she chose to patronise a Nigerian hustler. I blame her, she compromises quality.

Judge judy of cbs will love this case!

But might even rule in the favour of the defendant blc she shld hv consulted an expert!

Sucre6:
And the simp kneels down, I proposed to my girl sitting comfortably in a cinema, sipping Amarula, with my friends taking pictures, she was overjoyed, kneeling down to propose is the highest form of simping

Asin eeg
My bro was eating ,i passed the engagement ring to him and he proposed to his wife,sitting down o,that frod is just a fool it’s written over him sef!

Jennyclay:
Rip to the departed soul.

There is no single first class train station and railway in Nigeria. Even the equipment are just 2nd hand scrap we do purchase from China despite all the billions Buhari spent on railway. Nawa o

U dont know what you’re talking abt ,have u been to china to see what they’re using? Have u heard of buller train? Na wao
Na naija leaders deh demand for that rickety ones without maintenance!

Back in 2006 or there abt i have this crude portable fabricated hand held iron with hole inside where i put all sort of cut out match box stick and seal it with a long 6 inches nail afterwards! Hold it tightly in my pams and hit the nail on a concrete or wall to hear a big bang sound!

Due to wear and tear of previous usages on festive periods little did i know that the hole have worn down to a milimetre to rupturing through the back and den lodged the hot nail into my pam, mehn ,i just couldn’t scream out!!!

The pain was out this world,my pam was cut open and nail lodged inside,na mumsy save me,u see woman especially mothers no use dem joke!

Pospy sef deh vex say i deh lousy and careless,na still mumsy carry one local liquid rub am as first aid before i go village clinic!
That festive period became worst for me!

ifihearam:
See this woman wrapper ooo

you woke a girl up cos you scared? na you be really cynthia

Gee u no go understand,tender me this happened arnd 2013.

Which one i go talk forget the other

Back when men where boys, back days in futo!
Theres this fine weird grl with bulky eyes and oval face,very fair and always crying to me abt her ex that dumped her which she hvnt gotten over!!

But she later fell in love with me abi she was using me to get over the guy! Me and my paddy then was always making joke of her look that the way the grl fine she could pass as a mammy water sister!

Omo one night after nacking we slept off naked o! I woke up arnd 1am in the night,looked at her fine but weird looking bright face sleeping peacefully and went to ease mysef ,cos its an upstair and a self con!

I hv this habbit of always looking outside the window at night,but on that day, i saw something that made my hair shiver,like across the field opposite my hostel,there is this recently cut bush and someone or ghost on full white was walking toward my hostel and looks like it noticed i was looking at that full moon night!

I woke this babe to come and witness what am seeing, omo she didnt shiver,she just told me , “ leave the unknown for the unknown “

Mehn i mad,being cut up with this weird creepy girl and some form of paranormal stuff outside, i just grab my bed and fear no let me sleep sef!!

I just said after this night i will go and gv testimony!

1Sharon:
You Nigerian men are useless.

Team foreign men.

Then you’re in for a rude shock, blc nigerian men are one of the most responsible men!

Make sure you are working and bring half of watever bill for every outing