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I dey try upload Nnamdi Kanu head picture and e no dey upload.

NobleAngell:
Because there's nothing else to sing about right? It sounds funny right now until you begin to say, "oga abeg na joke o." Then the joke will be on you.

How many Nairaland account do you have? Every female account I try to view their profile pix all I see is your pix.

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Clowns

ThothHermes:
I keep asking, how can they possibly know that this exact spot was were Jesus was buried

It is likelier that some people just picked a strategic spot and began to call it the burial place of Jesus to enable tourism. Too much time has passed and many things have happened for anyone to believe this.

History tells us that Israelis became to give towns and cities Hebrew names after the creation of present day Israel so how could they have known the exact spot the famous Rabbi was buried?

I think it's a scam.

I think the story your father told you about the origin of your clan is a scam.

RoyalBlu:
Destroy this temple and in three days, I will raise it up
Early Sunday morning as the noon day was dawning,
Came Mary Magdalene and the other Mary to the tomb.
Behold! There was a great earthquake!
For the angel of the Lord descended from Heaven
The angel of the Lord descended from Heaven
And rolled, rolled
And rolled,
Back the stone.
His countenance was like lightening and his raiment was as white as snow.
Fear not.
For I know ye seek Jesus who was crucified.
He is not here
For He has risen as he said.
Yeah!
See the place where the Lord lay.
Fear not.
For I know ye seek Jesus who was crucified.
He is not here
For He has risen as he said.
Yeah!
See the place where the Lord lay.
Remember how He said while He was yet in Galilee
I'll rise, I'll rise, Again
Alleluia


*Song by Donald Lawrence. One of my fave songs of all time*



Happy Easter everyone.

Song's title please?
I want to download it

SilasNwude:
tell your scared dwarf Messi to leave his comfort zone to help real zaragoza win segunda division
also tell him not to fake injury to run away from his national team

however you put it
Ronaldo is greater than Messi in all aspects of football

You are a cow.
Ronaldo only joins clubs that are doing well and you think he is making impact?
From Man U to Madrid and now Juventus?
He will never be remembered as a legend in Madrid but a shitty goal scorer that played well for them.

Messi is a phenomenon.
A true definition of a soccer player.

gassbee:
if you want her to get pregnant for you, first go n pay her bride price

Must I pay her bride price before she can get pregnant?
I have seen a lot of guys impregnate their ladies before paying bride price.
That is what I want too.

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sinaj:
You are very far from truth.
The black race has always been superior, in terms of natural resources,intelligence, art, inventories and also medicine(herbs) which attracted the whites at first and made them insecured.
They resorted to the destruction of black nation by instilling confusion in us, making us to fight against ourselves.

Besides racism can be eradicated if only we can unite again and build our continent to greatness once again not stealing from ourselves and enriching their country like our leaders are doing.

Quote yourself: 'They resorted to the destruction of black nation by instilling confusion in us, making us to fight against ourselves.'
How are they able to instill confusion in us and make us fight against ourselves?
Anybody below me can never instill confusion in me and make me fight my fellow.
It tells you the gap between the white race and black race.

lilianofentse:
I don't know what I want but I want paper

Send me your phone number if you are the sweet girl in the pix. If you are not the sweet girl in the pix, hold your number.

lilianofentse:
I don't know what I want but I want paper

Send me your phone number if you are the sweet girl in the pix. If you are not the sweet girl in the pix, hold your number.

How then did it go wrong Not 'how then did it went wrong?'

I'm no god of any kind but this Simi is ugly.

May their souls rest in the blossom of the Lord. We are nothing but dust.

Let it not baffle you. Its just too much pressing.

Inspector of doom. How some persons get possessed once they are in possession of a gun baffles me. That piece of metal has a lot of spirits connected to it.

Chimaokigwe:
Yes.

Prostitutes don't eat poo, actresses eat poo.
Prostututes marry young, virile, handsome guys, actresses marry semi-dead ancestors.

Most of all,
Prostitutes have shame, actresses don't have shame.

Gigolo spotted

crunchyg:
Please what's that in her water is it lemon or lime, someone should help me, and what does putting it in water do to the body?

Make use of google. You will find all the information you need their.

This is the lyrics of the song Roar by Katy Perry.
When will our Naija artists start writing lyrics that makes sense as this and not their usual baby bum bum





I used to bite my tongue and hold my breath

Scared to rock the boat and make a mess

So I sat quietly, agreed politely

I guess that I forgot I had a choice

I let you push me past the breaking point

I stood for nothing, so I fell for everything


You held me down, but I got up (hey!)

Already brushing off the dust

You hear my voice, your hear that sound

Like thunder, gonna shake the ground

You held me down, but I got up

Get ready 'cause I had enough

I see it all, I see it now


I got the eye of the tiger, a fighter

Dancing through the fire

'Cause I am a champion, and you're gonna hear me roar

Louder, louder than a lion

'Cause I am a champion, and you're gonna hear me roar!


Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

I hate ladies with fatty balloon tummies.

I no longer look at ladies face, boobs and booties but their tummies. I hate ladies with balloon tummies.

jerryvyne:
6. 20
7. 338
8. 20
9. 720
10. 648

Show me the working please

Help with this quantitative reasoning

Noisemaker

Nurrex:
Volume of a cuboid = length * breadth * height.

Thank you very much my brother.

Can someone assist me with the answer to qestion 40 please.

Wasted sperms

Wasted sperms.

I love stretch marks on ladies ass and boobs
It turns me on.
I've been wondering why it has been like that for me
Any science to prove it?

Philomathhh:
This is because a key that can open many locks is considered a master key, but a lock that can be opened by many keys is a shitty lock.

So, Men = Key
Women = Lock

Drinking responsibly is not senselessness. Alcohol is beneficial to the human body system if you drink moderately.
Keep black man's religion ideology aside.