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Family › Re: People Are Suffering. by Zealag(m): 9:45pm On Jun 24, 2023

Na now you know abi?
I drag #50naira change with bike man today under the rain,he asked me again "bros I think say you be big boy,wey dey dash us change before"
May dis regime favour me and my family grin

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Fashion › Re: Lady Goes Naked To Fix Nails In A Salon (pictures) by Zealag(m): 7:20pm On Jun 23, 2023

If not for the sake of kids,I will not settle for less by marrying any ladies.swears

Politics › Re: FG Okays Re-Opening Of Seme Border For Vehicle Importation by Zealag(m): 8:21am On Jun 22, 2023

WICKED PEOPLE.

Now wey cost of fuel don rise
Inflation soaring up
Na bicycle I go buy and import through seme boader instead of car grin

Long over due tho

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Travel › Re: Why Our Govt Banned Dependents Visa For Nigerian Students – British High Comm. by Zealag(m): 8:18am On Jun 22, 2023

The JAPA syndrome might be coming to an end sooner than expected.

*Nigeria immigration delaying passport issuing
*Cost of flight and travel expenses
*Uk Visa policy etc

END OF AN ERA cry

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Crime › Re: Police Arrested Me Because A Married Friend Visited My Hotel Room - Ayo Sogunro by Zealag(m): 8:10am On Jun 22, 2023

You dey with person legally married wife inside hotel room (only two of una) for northern state and police arrest you,you dey claim right as if you get right if police arrest you.You forget say na NAIJA you dey.
Bro count urself lucky that the didn't place huge allegations on you,where you LL be locked up in awaiting trial for yrs.NAIJA police go humble you swears

Phones › Re: How Much Of A Yearly Salary One Needs To Spend To Afford An iPhone-14-Pro 128GB by Zealag(m): 7:57am On Jun 22, 2023

emperor4love:
na student idme, wen one is enough to get u like 20 of the phone minimum,I guess that stats is current, dubai second wen boys de suffer fr dubai fr 200knaira job

E be things bro.For this life just know ur way around, things go soft for ya

Phones › Re: How Much Of A Yearly Salary One Needs To Spend To Afford An iPhone-14-Pro 128GB by Zealag(m): 8:10pm On Jun 21, 2023

Just collect two idme,you can afford iPhone 14pro max.no long cap

Food › Re: What Is So Special About The Bottle Of Azul by Zealag(m): 4:35pm On Jun 21, 2023

I went to the club last week Friday, ordered for Asun after 10mins the DJ stopped music,off light,play dorime, light fire cracker and started shouting anonymous don order Azul oo.To my greatest surprised they brought it in front of my table I look my closest sit partner and hailed him but he rebuked me and shouted"so na you be this anonymous wey I don dey hear about since,Boss make I kiss ur Azul for the first time in my life"me Azul?wtf.
Immediately I shouted at the waiter and hype man"I ordered for Asun not Azul"na so Dem take pursue me go outside.Na outside I sleep TDB

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Politics › Re: FG Votes N24 Billion For 10th NASS Members’ Accommodation by Zealag(m): 8:29am On Jun 21, 2023

All these looters are land Lords and land lady's even before they were elected to the red chamber.They have already have aides and won't be changing their furniture every year.
Why can't they just stop all these embezzlement and cut these crap they usually bring out every year.
People are out there not able to get a job or feed,and you guys are here given someone that won't even sleep thrice in the house,house maintenance SMH

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Family › Re: My Husband Wants Us To Relocate To The Village by Zealag(m): 9:08pm On Jun 20, 2023

Kobojunkie:
Telling OP to buckle up as an adult who is equally capable of rescuing her family out of the fix it is in is worsening the condition? I hate to give impractical advice for sure since the real world is way harsher than the pictures you guys like to paint there.

My dear just pray you don't find urself in some kind of tight conditions.Forget all this long capping

Romance › Re: Is There A Proper Age To Have Sex by Zealag(m): 9:02pm On Jun 20, 2023

No proper age.Some girls have already decided that it's olosho and hookup they will start doing immediately they come outta their mothers womb.they are just waiting for final push to come out and start there missionary journey into the world

Family › Re: My Husband Wants Us To Relocate To The Village by Zealag(m): 8:58pm On Jun 20, 2023

Kobojunkie:
You didn't read what OP said very well, it seems. Who exactly are you recommending this village hustle of yours to?

People change, change is constant.Write people off at ur own peril.Condition fit make person change anytime in life

Family › Re: My Husband Wants Us To Relocate To The Village by Zealag(m): 8:55pm On Jun 20, 2023

Kobojunkie:
Why are you folks so unreasonable. She is broke and moving back broke to the village. Surely she will not be one of those folks living in those villas amidst all that poverty.

2. The man packed his own things alone. You sure say he never already abandon the woman as someone hinted at earlier. *** shudders ***

If anybody come and meet you for advice, you will worsen the condition for the person with the kinda advise you will give the person.
Just pray you don't find urself in certain situations, Miss reasonable - sodic ologbon

Family › Re: My Husband Wants Us To Relocate To The Village by Zealag(m): 8:49pm On Jun 20, 2023

Kobojunkie:
So there are lots of jobs waiting in the villages then?

Don't misquote me pls, it's not a must he gets a job or work in a firm there in the villa.he can as well learn a trade, handiwork ,agro,rearing animals.
They should start from a manageable environ not where they will hustle and gather 250k then pack it and give landlord,it's a no brainier.
Even If dey find their self in family house in the villa and at the end of the year the 250K they supposed to give landlord they find it in their position and invest with it, it's gonna go a long way.
Nobody said if they travel to villa dey can't relocate back to city.sometimes for you to count 4steps forward - you need to count 1backward,2foward,3backward and 4forward

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Family › Re: My Husband Wants Us To Relocate To The Village by Zealag(m): 8:38pm On Jun 20, 2023

AutoChick4U:
baby mama when she's married? Seems u don't know some men are like shackles to some women. Abeggi. Village is bad and simply reeks of failure unless the person wanna retire there

My dear village isn't bad as you see it, their are some people living in Villa comfortable and doing fine more than those in the city.If they venture into agro honestly it might be a different story in the coming months or years.
Do you know if the man relocate alone and find another woman and marry her.Do you know that the later has turned to baby mama systematically?

Family › Re: My Husband Wants Us To Relocate To The Village by Zealag(m): 5:53pm On Jun 20, 2023

He has sense more than you, village is cheaper.You can build from the village,save tangible capital and bounce back to the city.Your only reason of not wanting to follow him to the Villa is peer pressure (shame) but I tell you for free, when hunger comes you won't mind shame at all.
You staying in the city with the kids and without ur husband will only turn you to a single parent and also baby mama.Use ur head.

Family › Re: Why Are Men Becoming Lazy And Un-productive. by Zealag(m): 4:44pm On Jun 12, 2023

If men lazy small it's not a bad thing, afterall some women have been lazy even before their mama born dem

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Crime › Re: The Delivery Man Who Steals Side Mirrors Of Cars Arrested In Lagos (Pictures) by Zealag(m): 9:43pm On Jun 10, 2023

All of you shouting his from the East and so on, please can someone metion a tribe in Nigeria that doesn't steal.
Tribal bigots making nothing out of nothing

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Romance › Re: Is This Why Relationships Are Stressful? by Zealag(m): 9:37am On Jun 10, 2023

kalufelix:
You thought wrong...nigerian r/ships is a loopsided scheme...the man is expected to give his all (what they term 'good' responsible' man) local man burdens his life, dies untimely or ends up in prison ...while she hops to the next man and starts making babies..until men will learn to control their taste and take charge of their own 'mumu button

You right,we saying the same thing.i just hope such mentality stops cuz it's really becoming worrisome

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Romance › Re: Is This Why Relationships Are Stressful? by Zealag(m): 7:27am On Jun 10, 2023

But why is it only the men that have to endure all the ladies character and provide as if she came from an orphanage home,why can't the lady do same or adjust?But I don't think we are ready for this discussion.
After my last relationship I wholeheartedly told myself that am not ready for another one till further notice.imagine a lady turning you to be her parents bcz you are dating her someone you just met newly.
I thought they said it takes two to tango

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Family › Re: Life After Subsidy Removal - 8 Things To Help You by Zealag(m): 2:02pm On Jun 07, 2023

Buy magic broom,so you can fly like witch.no traffic for air,you don't need fuel also.
Embrace solar energy for lighting

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Politics › Re: Tinubu’s Assault On Subsidy Is Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious — Obahiagbon by Zealag(m): 7:32pm On Jun 04, 2023

Quintopia:
SO MANY OF YOU HAVE LOST YOUR SENSE OF HUMOUR.

FOR GOODNESS SAKES LOOSEN UP!

THE MAN IS CLEARLY A SATIRICAL HUMOURIST GRAMMARIAN INJECTING AN ELEMENT OF MISCHIEVOUS VERBOSITY IN HIS CONVERSATIONS.
You have sense of humour and you are in NL spewing trash with ur gutter mouth like a bed ridden gay.Get a life mf.the earlier you do,the better for ur miserable life

RELAX.

Politics › Re: Tinubu’s Assault On Subsidy Is Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious — Obahiagbon by Zealag(m): 7:30pm On Jun 04, 2023

Ilaje1:
It shows you are a dullard. His response is how could you remove what has been removed by Buhari's govt.

The earlier you face reality and brace up for more hard time ahead the better for you.Focus on stacking up more money

Politics › Re: Tinubu’s Assault On Subsidy Is Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious — Obahiagbon by Zealag(m): 4:46pm On Jun 04, 2023

Why not just say tinubu's removal of subsidy is great instead of joining a 34 letter words which is wrong,long and confusing at same time.

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Family › Re: My 4-Year-Old Daughter Keeps Telling Mysterious Stories About Her Past Life by Zealag(m): 4:41pm On May 30, 2023

Should we tell her?

So you need nairalanders or a southsayer to tell you that you gave birth to an ancestor abi

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Politics › Re: Diezani Sues AGF, EFCC For Alleged Libel, Demands N100bn In Damages by Zealag(m): 2:33pm On May 27, 2023

Come to Nigeria and Sue them,why suing through her hiding hole.Come out where people can see you and Sue with ur full chest, with diamond bra.let's Check something

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Crime › Re: Businessman Loses $11m Cash In Broad Daylight Robbery In Ogun (pic) by Zealag(m): 8:44am On May 27, 2023

If you are going to the bank to do any transaction, you need to be very careful.

Not everybody you meet inside the bank came with good intentions,some come in as informants to see who withdraw and deposit large amounts.
Some are there to steal ur details and send to his or her other team.
Some are there to trail you back to ur destination.
It's a crazy world out there,one just need to be security consious and alert always.

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: My Experience With A Lady I Hired And Fired Last Week by Zealag(m): 8:07pm On May 22, 2023

On the day of interview,she only told you her house is 15mins away from the office so you will think she leaves close to the office,so she can get the job.Did you follow her to her house to know if she truly leaves close? NO.
If she had told you the truth that she leaves far away you wouldn't have given her the job,based on distance.Check well you ll find out.Another angle

Crime › Re: 29 Youths Paraded In Omuko, Rivers For Smoking Mkpurumiri (Video, Photos) by Zealag(m): 6:03pm On May 20, 2023

They caught some girls with these boys but release the girls to get kpekus in return. Girls take ice more than men,girls enjoy inhaling the smoke of ice more than men.
Show us the pictures of the teenage girls caught with these guys,If you haven't taste ice and stop taking it,you won't understand what these youths are going through#youths say no to drugs.

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Politics › Re: No Negative Social Media Posts During Inauguration Until Foreigners Leave - NSA by Zealag(m): 2:07pm On May 20, 2023

A town hall different from....make I shut up before Agbado boys go CHUDE mi

Politics › Re: Gunmen Raid Anambra Town Kill Many Burn Them Alive - (Graphic Photos) by Zealag(m): 12:34pm On May 20, 2023

If you destroy the place you call home, nobody will re-built it for you and the moment you realize you can't build it anymore,you remain homeless.Ndi Anambra our state is still home for all#Say no to war#Say no to unnecessary killings

Romance › Re: Lydia: 'You Want Me To Thank You For Sending Me 5k Or 10k? Give It To A Beggar' by Zealag(m): 9:39am On May 19, 2023

That's what stupidity looks like,she thinks from her anus

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