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Those that haven't received a dime from the loot, let's gather here,maybe another higher power re-loot the looted fund |
Op you are a BIG FOOL and SIMP 1.If any girl can't be bold to call you her bf instead call you her brother,juz know you are alone in that relationship. 2.Dont keep a woman you love too long in your house without doing atleast introduction in her head. 3.Dont invest so much in a relationship where the two of you are just co-habiting,if she dies in your house at night,you ll rot in jail Lastly leave the damn relationship, she's meant for the street |
Na haircut Dem go use lick op sweet,if the op come meet a guy wey hold small bar she go wet her panties every minute |
The woman should rub ogiri opeyi or iru leaf on here body and pussy then tell the man let's have sex.then watch his ACTION |
She brought it to social media for crowd funding,so she can use the funds for surgery.tired of covering it |
Your neighbor juz finished puffing,so it's time for the joint to be passed and it's passed already.puff puff pass.... |
Op are you the one holding torch light for the students |
Do these and thank me later. Add more pressure in the chase,make her believe you are falling over hills for her sake,make her believe that you are a change man and that you have realized her value in your life.when she comes back bleep her wella x10 then immediately you sense that she's committed dump her sorry ass bro. |
Plz there should be 24/7 routine check on Abba kyari's face me I face you cell before he ll plan prison break with his brothers.my advice tho |
Bros na beta update you drop for some people like these |
"I will use my own hard earned savings of over 35years"these part got me laughing hard |
Salutation is not love. |
Buhari is not shock again,his now reacting but all is still the same (NO ACTION) |
Don't worry it seems like a blessing in disguise.something bigger than that is coming your way,juz continue trying |
Bro you are a big fool,you don't have money but you kept a woman in your house and you continue fvcking her until she bore you a male son.you never deem it right to go pay her dowry. You know where to borrow money to keep her corpse In the morgue but when she was alive,you can't borrow same money to atleast do introduction.bro I think nemesis caught up with you. |
EFCC turn office to car park LoL |
See as them waste these small boy,cut his life short.they should do same thing to the Killers |
Peter Obi will not win PDP primary election,not in these era |
Everybody shouting parenting,my dear honestly speaking if you want spoil even ur parents no fit hold u, remember ur destiny is in ur hands.when you left your parents house for school ur parents are not there with you.Again it's ur choice to choose the path u wanna walk in life |
Respect yourself man,there is something they call work ethics.if u shoot and she reject you definitely get sacked.remember u just resumed |
Finally it takes endurance and tolerance to make a marriage work |
Alex report carry this man handicap 2 |
Anything strange thing that doesn't happen in Kenya does not exist |
People that want to rule Nigeria is more plenty than the citizens that they want to rule.God help us come 2023 |
Osinbanjo juz want to continue from where Buhari stopped,it's same thing the circle continues and it's bad for Nigeria |
Living in Nigeria it's a huge risk on it's own,RIP to the dead |
Is it today that the killing started?NO.tinunbu is speaking and sympathising bcz election is at the corners,guys get ur PVC's and vote all the people that put us in these mess out,old fools |
When you finally japa and got to the embassy only to be deported back to Naija� |
OyeofIkoTuN:bro politics is not something shallow minds understand, some juz come NL to make noise |
Lost my mom 5yrs ago,it really hurts when you lost someone close to you as ur mom.happy mother's day to the existing mum's around the world � |
Former PDP members moved into APC and get nominated into top offices,the circle continues.same people,same old story.no personal friend or foe in politics.the masses are been played.we had only one party in naija |
When am down or depressed I go low-key,stay in my closet,keep mute and try to sleep off.once it's too much I do the night life(clubbing) |