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STRANGER 29[b]

I recently bought a pair of jeans for my girlfriend on her birthday and she rejected it because of some religious belief she holds about a lady putting on trousers, but funnily enough she wears some very tight fitting mini skirts which I think can drive a man crazy.

Please I need some advice on what to do as I love her but we haven’t spoken for the last one week and it’s driving me crazy[/b]


I really think your whole story is bullsh|t . you just wanted to post something controversial on nairaland. I'm assuming you want me to believe that you courted the girl for a while before she became your girlfriend, and all that time you never noticed that she did not wear jeans? then you claim you rushed out on her birthday to buy her jeans? please don't take us for fools.

most of those chicks are either not photogenic or outright ugly!!!!!!!!!!

@ loverboy depending on how you treat her (life). she's real sweet to some people

This discussion is so funny, especially about the guy who saw an ugly agbero on broad street. Oh boy money is freaking good. His sister does not look that good though. I wouldn't hit it on a good day!

Anybody who says love doesn't know class is deceiving him/herself. something has to give, either you look like a super model or you have money. No two ways about that. Everyman is in it for their own interests

ThiefOfHearts:
You are just rambling rubbish. Kind words were only given by others because you decided to keep the real truth out of your first posts, hmm I wonder why?

How about you put yourself in HER shoes? Would you want her to keep such a thing from you? Again God will not forgive you until you receive her forgiveness and the only way that will happen if you stop being so greedy and actually tell her the truth.

Until then I still stand by the fact that you;re a gross hypocrite who is only thinking of himself hence your comment "do you think telling her will help ME", who says this is about you anymore? This is about you and another person. Keep making excuses, I'm sure eventually someone will fall for them.

ThiefOfHearts:
yea she's the coward for not wanting to risk her life but he should be praised for cheating on her without protection and also for not wanting to tell her the tuth

Are you drunk?

Where's all your anger coming from abi someone infected you with STD and ran?

coloba you should definitely tell your girl. There is no excuse for not telling! None

I hear the women asking where are the eligible bachelors, she is 35? and probably not attractive! ( she said no man has made love/toasted [/b]her in [b]more than a year). I know for sure that beautiful women are in high demand, and have many suitors.

if I am going to date an older chick she better be attractive. I am soooooooo shallow! Many 30 year old Nigerian dudes are married and they marry women younger than them for the most part!

you can't eradicate mosquitoes. America and England don't really have much mosquitoes cuz of the winter and chilly temperatures, winter is the silent killer of everything that creeps on the other hand naija weather is very conducive to vermin!

Lucifer:
Coloba does not have HIV! His writing is too composed for someone who has recently been certified HIV-positive, a 27 years old guy for that matter. He's only playing on the sympathy of Nairalanders. I have seen the real 'positive' guys and I can tell you that it's like being sentenced to death. Tell me (others are not interested) what prompted the test: employment? donation of blood? American Visa lottery? annual medical at work? When you were told, what did you do? Was there counselling or you just picked the result sheet and walked out? I do the test every year and I almost die each time the doctor is reading out the outcome. AIDS is real. Abstinence is the only cure but if you can not abstain, then use a condom, except you wish to come to my kingdom
I go show you pepper!

Who are you to judge whether he is sincere or not? then you give a reason [i]"His writing is too composed for someone who has recently been certified HIV-positive" [/i]how do you expect his writing to be? did he tell you he had his fingers chopped off or suffers from brain damage?

It's never too late to be a Chelsea fan!!!!

That team has a lot of black people on it , and they are doing well! Thats why i like them!

why do they have to have bright futures, ? my friends who study philosophy and the funniest cats to hang around

and why do you want to find male friends over the internet ??

beckham, shevschenko, Tevez, Rooney.

@ sexy_nes

How do you like somebody? but not enough to date them, yet you want to kiss them
I think you just want to get laid. and I give the guy kudos!!! for not letting a woman use him just for sex or as substitute for some other man

when you're young and rich it's interesting. Thats what my Daddy told me! . Donald Trump can't do things that cats with Young money do and then get away with it!!!!!!!!!!

i judge people by their behavior, and I'm almost always right!!!!!!!!!!!!!

once a slut always a slut
if they betrayed someone else, they would betray you

iyc You have to break it down for me, to convince me that dudes really make money from clubs without participating in illegal stuff before you say i am too imaginative, how many people do they let in on Friday and Saturday nights? how much do they charge them to get in? and how much do they sell the drinks? then tell me if all that justifies the 60 million start up fee people are throwing about on this site. Lets not forget people are fickle and tend to move to another "hot" club when it opens.

ETo'o

iyc when you say someone's mind is too imaginative what does that mean?

shsoline it's Football not soccer. what the hell is soccer? soccer is what women and kids play in the U.S when you're ready to watch real football go to Old trafford in England. What are you talking about athletically demanding? with all their protective padding and helmets. American football offense comes in defense goes out. It gives them a chance to rest after 3 downs. can you run for 90 minutes? You should have said rugby then i may, just might agree with you.

once we get credit cards we are asking for trouble , i think they are the ruin of many people. Buy now pay later at outrageous intrest rates!!! and every body is happy at first. if we are getting it they have to educate the populace on the benefits and dangers

akara has transfats and saturated fats!!! we no wan die ooooooo

sounds like a very good idea though, but wont it only be open 4 breakfast?

What about backup? don't you have to have serious backing of the police/army so the armed robbers wouldn't hit you up?. I would suggest talking to somebody who already runs a club, and then making your decision. You may think a lot of these clubs are making money of gate passes and drinks NOPE!!! they launder money for drug dealers! and there are a lot of deals going on in the back!

All that glitters ain't gold

anybody remember nackson?

@egoldman

oh boy wetin u de do for india? u get power oooooo

naija girls in the west de craze! if we get fight una want make i sleep on top uncomfortable couch! na lie

I love these ones


4. Do not allow your friends who live abroad with you to suggest someone living in Nigeria to you, it may be a ploy to bring his girlfriend over especially if he is not documented. I would leave both of them paranoid if not paralyzed

5. Avoid ladies who are University graduates if you can, they will pretend until they relocate with you, then got awares of the female friendly laws in Europe/USA and dump you as soon as possible. Many of them will end up quarelling with you and becoming very argumentative and arrogant. * I have to marry an educated woman no two ways about that

6. Avoid sending money to your fiance or the lady you intend to marry, as you will soon become a money-miss-road, ''a laughing stock'' even if she needs it?

7. Avoid any lady that attends flashy pentecostal churches, this may only be for pretence. possibly

8. Insist on all medical tests before any wedding at all.

9. Please, forget about beauty, insist on a very sober lady with good characters, i.e. avoid sentiments you are on your own ooooo, I love beauty and good character

10. Avoid any lady that tells you she can manage a bottle of beer etc, you may be courting a prostitute. na men i like girls who drink

11. Please, do not search for a Nigerian wife on dating website, you may not live to regret it. I wouldn't do it

12. If you finally visit Nigeria to see the lady you choose , please do not jump on the bed with her, try to avoid sex with her, she may coat herself with ''Jazz'', to tie you up. Oh boy which kind jazz, i would hit it the first opportunity i get

13. As you are avoiding sex, please make sure you check all the body parts, like the breasts, the tommy area, or you may even ''finger'' the private part to ''carbon date'' her experience and dating age. How can you avoid sex and yet "check the breasts, tummy and finger the chick"? u de loose me

14. If you can avoid a slim lady with very bursty chest, it will be better, because European men have great taste for these qualities or else you may end up finding your neighbour on top of your wife, or having a mullato/halfcast child.

if you find your neighbour on top of your wife its because of point no 13, you said avoid having sex, oh well somebody else is ready to do your job ever heard of outsourcing?


A WORD IS ENOUGH FOR THE WISE. , This piece was compiled based on my personal experience after living in Europe for 13 years, take care.

somebody i really like the way you made your point.


The dudes making money in naija have connections, i've said it before nobody is going to tell you the true story of what they are doing, for fear you may hate on them or worse concoct some juju. I really think there are more oppportunites in America, and i would wholeheartedly support anyone who wants to leave naija as long as you are ready to go to school even if it is nursing for 12 months and keep your hands clean. this culture is very unforgiving especially when you're foriegn and black and you have an accent.