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It is not worth 8 million. i hate dolphin phase II

suprted:
for people talking about writing ssce/neco, the english on this thread is atrocious.

i've said it before. If a person can't pass SSCE and/or NECO and wants to combine results from 2 different bodies, then that person is not ready for college/university

it has too be houston Texas, i was in houston one summer ( at walmart) and i heard someone say "tomato a acha u ucha" to the walmart girl ( this tomato is not ripe). i was shocked!, Even the girls over at the bank counter were all Nigerian bimpe, ayo etc.
i went to church on a sunday, the whole church was Nigerian, and the women were blocking my view with their big hair ties. it's nice though!.

I don't think the flats are a good place to live, it looks too crowded for 8 million, and its too close to obalende, sure dont want no hoodlums, scallywags and rogues around.

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For all the girls in the house screaming it's reversible.! 40-50%. those are horrible odds come one a D is 60%, 40-50% F. I would not even consider it.

I think microsoft is going to win the war
nintendo second
Playstation 3 last


Quote Zebudaya when it happens, people wont be able to buy a ps3 in stores until a year from now, but wii is available right now in stores.

you're right veyron is the fastest on paper but did you know they limited it's top speed to 252 mph

i saw it on top gear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YAdKOTPw9Q&mode=related&search=

100 L tank and the gas finishes in 12 minutes gotta buy 100L every 12 mins

you maga i ask you which console maker would win the console war and why? is it Sony, Microsoft or Nintendo?

and your answer is "i'll recommend that u get him a Super mario game so as to minimize your expenses.
lol"

we are talking about 2 diffrent things brother!

hey tommiekidd which console maker would win the console war and why? is it Sony, Microsoft or Nintendo?


I'm meeting my future in-laws soon for the first time how do i impress them?

that car is too ugly to spend 1.6 million dollars on. I'll rather buy the saleen . The world's fastest car

your apology is not enough drop down wherever you are and give me 20 pushups!!

somebody:
Wow, I seem to have made quite a number of enemies. Please note I did not state what I earn, you can check my posts. I repeat again, someone asked me how many under 35's I know that earn up to £30,000 and I replied saying that people I know earn that and are way under 35. I haven't lived in America, I was only assuming that companies pay their graduates $80,000 which was why I said correct me if I am wrong. I don't care what graduates are paid in America, I was only making a comparison. You guys have made such a big deal out of the earnings which I wouldn't even have discussed if someone else hadn't brought it. I mean I put up links to substantiate my claims of salaries for grads so people don't accuse me of making up stories. I even did not add my company in the list because I already said what I earned was personal. Now you suggest that perhaps my mother who lives in Nigeria is a major shareholder in a fortune 500 company, I say amen to that for her. I wish she had that sort of connection so I did not have to work so hard to get my dream job.

I did not go to an Ivy league school but I went to a good school. I know that in America it is not as important as it is in the UK to attend a good school. In the UK, if the name of your school doesn't ring a bell with HR sorry no hope. The top companies visit only certain schools to recruit candidates and that is why I said it is important to attend a good school not necessarily an ivy league one. I learnt this the very hard way and since then I have passed on this bit of information to those who care to listen. Ask anyone who made the mistake of going to a rubbish school in the UK, they end up going to do a Masters at a top university or get stuck in a dead end job. It is not hard to get into a good school , it might be hard to get into Cambridge but I never said you need to go there, there are plenty of reputable schools in the UK.

This thread has made me realise what a funny world it is. If I told my friends that people are screaming because I said grads earn £35,000, I am sure they would laugh. Am not bragging or anything but it is a normal occurence for people I know and everyone of them has worked so hard to earn their jobs and they truly deserve it. I already started a thread for grads in the UK on this forum. As I said earlier, I learnt the hard way what education and career was about in the UK and I plan to get a website up and running (as soon as I can) with the help of people I know that have also managed to get it right so as to help others. I don't know all the answers but I have certainly learnt a lot form my job hunt and am not selfish, I want everyone esp Nigerians to do well. Please note that I did not come here to brag.

somebody calm down, You're on the defensive. When i was typing those words it was not to attack you or your position. I don't know anything about the U.K, so i am not commenting on that i was only commenting on what you said about fresh grads making 50k-80k with NO EXPERIENCE in the U.S. !

I agree with you about IVY league schools. or top schools, but if someone can't make it into the top schools ( they are extremely competitive) he/she might as well make the most of what they have.!

hey MissEniola do you know Jacob Iteghboje?

ThiefOfHearts:
Care to elaborate?

I don't know as well as a 'mature' woman would, but i know that there are pills u can take, and there are times a woman can have sex and have a very low chance of concieving, in addition there's that 2 day pill, if you think you're pregnant.

Somebody you said this earlier

"£37,000 is not alot of money but for a fresh grad at 21-24 years old it is quite good. I would assume that in America $74,000 for someone fresh out of university with no experience is reasonable. Isn't the typical graduate salary in America $50,000 - $80,000. Please correct me if I am wrong. And I mean fresh graduate, no masters and zero experience. Shell would not pay a fresh grad N6,000,000 in Nigeria except the person has some sort of experience and trust me the 6 milla is salary+ allowances. Two of my friends got offers from Shell this year from the careers in Africa UK and I think the package for new grads is about N4,000,000."

i don't think anybody is going to give a fresh graduate with no experience 80,000 straight out college unless
- The company is in New York/california and has to be adjusted for standard of living
-You graduated from M.I.T or some other ivy league

even at that you would be a fool or very close minded to go to an Ivy league school and graduate without work experience with all the connections available to you. My friends that graduated with engineering degrees top earner (undergrad) is earning 55K, others earned 45K,

The problem i have with people telling me how much they make is that nobody tells you the full story of how they got the job. They wont tell you that they have an uncle in there, or their mother is a major shareholder or that they have been interning at the company for the past 4 summers. They just roll up on you and tell you oh i make $60,000 and leave you devasted at your lack of progress.

You also metioned that people should go to top schools, but if you no fit enter wetin man go do?

Reverse or irreversible. I aint doing it after all its's still a surgery and complications might arise that would screw up my gbola forever. surgeries are bad fullstop. unless they are to correct something that has gone bad!. My gbola is in great condition!!

Any mature woman whoknows what she's doing wont get pregnant.

I think if you have to combine different SSCE results then you are not ready for college. !

I wont tell her of the one i banged in jamaica! she don't have to know!

The internet is available if a person needs help fixing up their resumes. There are a million sites which have useful tips. I think pple are just plain lazy, lack knowledge, or just don't care. The only place one may give out generic cv's are at a career fair, otherwise if you know what company you want to interview for you might as well put in the company's name!

there are a lot of stuff they are not teaching us in Nigerian Universities, When I make money i'm going to send peeps overseas to American and European universities!.

I tried. the discussions we were having were so stupid

she hated the west. and loved palestine, I couldn't criticize terrorism in her presence or all hell would let loose.
and she thot i was only after the booty. kind of, but not really anyways it got stifling and after a while i had to leave.

Would i do it again. N-E-V-E-R !!!!

all of una just dey hate, I wish i met her she would be good to know, oil contracts, road contracts, etc

i love how you said "infliltrate the multinationals" just like james bond huh

kanu is on fire!!!! f*ck rooney. why didn't he shine at the world cup against experienced defenders? only shines when they play bolton, westham and reading nonsense.

kanu please score more goals!, if only he scores like this for naija!

Earthquake funny black guy

mourinho (chelsea's coach) the guy makes me laugh

Arnez on BET comic view

dave chapelle and charly murphy

Mizieya this is my last post, I feel there's no need talking to you anymore or else i risk being just like you (dumbed down). And when i get to your age, I dont want to suffer a mid-life crisis just like you. So i guess i have to lay the foundation now by engaging in productive activities. make hay while the sun shines!

hope you sell some more music - I wouldn't wish 2 downloads on even satan-

I love the way you dance around questions when you've been exposed,

Please answer the following questions

zebudaya:
you say mixposure is not an avenue for selling music, ok. the 2 people (out of 5959) who bought your music what did you do with their money? did you return it?, ahh excuses excuses!!!

Marks and spencer has shirts starting at £8.50 and pants from £9.50 , yet you call that luxurious for "upper middle class" oh my goodness! i guess when you are broke, starving and can't sell music then you reduce the yardstick for measuring luxury.

Please explain what does a lecturer have to do with immigration?, how does he help deport people? tell that story to the illegals! it scares them boo hooo.

Answer all the questions line by line and stop dancing around talking about irrelevant issues pc and mac who cares, fly me a kite

MIZIEYA:
You sound very envious of my music and my social background. When does your green card run out??
<smiles knowingly>

green cards don't run out, they are permanent hence thats why they are called "permanent residency". Just thought i would change the world by educating one idiot at a time.

MIZIEYA:
Since you broached the subject of homosexuality (twice) clearly means you have issues you haven't dealt with: be sure to use a condom, and be also sure to inform your 'girlfriend' of your sexual inadequacies and sexual diseases. Ponders how many men and women who text each other in forums - are accused of being in love with an unknown face. And no - thats not a hint. BUt I do advise you to cease fantasising about me.

I don't ask grown men If they are impotent
I don't call grown men darling
i dont write in purple
i dont ask grown men how many sexual partners they have/had
(after reading your last line i threw up all over my pc) damn i need to buy a new one!

please learn how to spell " fantasising" oh my gosh! i thought english was your first language, and you claim you are "educated" and "born into wealth" you are a waste of affirmative action

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http://sunnewsonline.com/webpages/sungirl/2006/sungirl-oct-14-2006.htm

http://sunnewsonline.com/webpages/sungirl/2006/sungirl-oct-08-2006.htm

Sun is a tabloid anyway what do you expect from them, once in a while they suprise me though

you say mixposure is not an avenue for selling music, ok. the 2 people (out of 5959) who bought your music what did you do with their money? did you return it?, ahh excuses excuses!!!

Marks and spencer has shirts starting at £8.50 and pants from £9.50 , yet you call that luxurious for "upper middle class" oh my goodness! i guess when you are broke, starving and can't sell music then you reduce the yardstick for measuring luxury.

Please explain what does a lecturer have to do with immigration?, how does he help deport people? tell that story to the illegals! it scares them boo hooo.

so the clothes you're wearing in your profile are high-end? and the silver contraption on your forehead is ? from Christian dior I presume? upper middle class my a$$

common there's no need to lie about being born into wealth, driving bentley's and living the life, you know you only experience those in your delusional tribal trances! villa in spain let me tell you the little i know about money "Those who have don't brag and those who brag don't have a thing."

now you're trying to switch the topic to sex, so you can get off jerking your chicken like jamaican food. you already asked for my scrap book . No herbalist I'm not gay, can't help you there!. No homosexual topics for me.

I noticed you didn't say anything else about being rich, money or being born into wealth

sorry i underestimated the amount of people interested in buying the music. 5959 people played the music 2 downloaded. 2/5959. it's way less than 0.1982160550049554013875123885035 damn about the bentley "It seems like never is a mighty long time" haha life sucks but you can always dream.

hey man turned in the application to tesco yet?. I know people who know people and can get you in, as long as you get a professional hair cut and new clothes.

P.S you didn't say "kaleidoscopally" English is your first language right? what a waste

goodluck godfadda6 !

No Mizieya my country is top 10 ten in petroleum production, top 10 in natural gas production, (on earth) we produce as much oil as Kuwait, so there's plenty of money [/b]to make if you are [b]smart [/b]and [b]lucky [/b]enough

Now you say you were born into wealth, damn whoa, why do you look so broke in the pics. on mixexposure your music has been viewed 1009 times and only two people have downloaded that horrible crap so whats the probability that 1% would buy your music
lets see

2/ 1009 = 0.001982160560550049554013875123885035

multiply that by 100 then you get 0.1982160550049554013875123885035, so how long is it going to take to hit 1% Mizieya?,not 90% just 1%

At the rate you're going how long is it going to take [b]you [/b]to buy a [b]bentley ( clue: seems like forever is a mighty long time)

however don't despair you can always buy a used skateboard!!! You can always work as a janitor for Tesco, give up music and witchcraft it's over