₦airaland Forum

govomotors:
Let the government take care of the child until the mother is sure the lockdown is over and he should be handed over to her without any issue.

They should stop creating panic here and there. They have turned lockdown into a way to milk the poor. If everything was well, will she be on the street with her child?

I strongly support lockdown, I have been home for 7 weeks now.

You support it because you have savings

What of those without?

clubkonnect:
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List this mofo here.

Go to Phone Advert section and see the confusion, tears, sorrow and anguish this Alaye has caused and is this causing Nairalanders.

Sotay someone had to drag unresolved complaints here.

NockMedia:
I know most of the stories here are trolls and made-up tales but to any guy out there reading this, pls don't sleep with another man's wife. Don't.



I must admit that Nairaland is not what it used to be. It seems the intelligent folks are all gone.

It simply meant you weren't intelligent enough otherwise you would have gone too.

Enoch07:
my friend go and fvck dat woman and keep quiet. but remember say God go punish u Las las

Incoming!!!

nduprincekc:
I don't understand

It's better you don't. Leave the werey somebody because he might be an agent.

HsLBroker:
Well done to him, but he should know corona virus is not a fashion

Go and tell that to Akwa Ibom governor.

Skmoda360:
Should we tell her?

Please do. Let's help a sister. It's a small world.

southniyikaye:
when he grows and start watching his father's movie,
I can't imagine what his reaction will be.

To that ewu up there ranting that paw paw is bad, he has worked for him yenyenyenyen bla bla bla bla.
That guy has made a name and carved a niche for himself, that's why you could work for him and not for yourself.
Do same and let's judge you our own way too.

Incoming!!!

Ariza:
With your comportment and acts on NL, no sensible being deserves to be with you.

Incoming!!!

Kimbelly:
You get mind keee snake kai
So one day I will have children and I will be the man of the house that will kill snake? Oooooouuuooo

Snake pass snake o.

lawrsmith:
I bought Snickers for her graduation ceremony in August 2018 she used the same Snickers for her pre wedding pictures in February 2019. Mind you, this is a girl i picked up from her lowest moment of her life. She lost her Dad few years back, during her HND1 her Mum died too, this is when I met her and she is the first issue.
She was at the verge of dropping out of school before I met her. I paid for her accommodation fee, school fees, handout, money for her up keep I even paid for her to sort some of the courses that she could not perform well as a result of her Mums death.
Just few months after her graduation, she broke up with me, he reason was that she needs to take care of her younger ones because she is the first issue. I don't think I can love again.

You can and you will!

Listen the reason you haven't given love a chance is because you haven't moved on.

Move on!! Look around you and you will see someone you can love but don't date too long o. 6 months then marriage.

Mike4S:
I only told her to reconcile with her siblings and it happened. Guess what! she ended the relationship. It was an unrequited love so I was the one pressing.
I begged all I can but it fell on her deaf ears.
Two years later, I still called to remind her that I'm still in love. She gave me a cameo relief that I even visited her thinking that something good was in the offing but all of a sudden she refused picking my calls. I wanted to visit her again to know why but I advised myself not to because the last time I tried it she embarrassed me. I moved on but under the misconception that she would come back. Still unable to come back till date.
I've recently married but always feel her. This is a girl that I love. Even the S in my screen name here is her initial.

Is her name, Sandra?

BLACKPRIEST:
Here's a brief description of an alpha male:

He's very proficient in his chosen field of interest (very important).

To ladies, he comes across as intelligent and very sociable. He gives ladies their due courtesy. It's for these reasons that many of them want to hang around him, but they're absolutely aware that there are boundaries they can NEVER cross in their dealings with him because, on several instances, he's made it crystally clear.

You know such a man by the aura and niceties of his personality, not necessarily by what he says. Such a man doesn't call himself an alpha male. You see it see it in his personality.

In conclusion, you, my friend, are not an alpha male. You're a misinformed boy.

Incoming!!!

Chuky7:
she walked out on me on my birthday...she was jealous of how I was always rolling with my guys every time...
The day of the birthday she and I were to go out to a nice guest house n chill. we were to meet at a certain junction. on getting there she my friend with me and got pissed off and went home. saying stuff like we were supposed to spend time alone and together. I was so fvck pissed off I went to the guest to chill with my guy instead. ordered drinks like mad.
Girls get moved by stupid shit sha

Is your name Gabriel?

Reazest:
Can I be ur friend please?

Somebody should bring chain.

0KNM:
I can’t confirm if it’s me or not

Baddoosky! Baddaaska!

Reazest:
I really want to be ur friend.

Dude, are you crazy? How many girls here you want to be "your friend"?

Dem do you? Abi you cut chain?

0KNM:
That girl is a crackhead. She’s purposely spamming nairaland with my moniker because I broke her heart

Were you the one she denied the cookie?

clevybrown:
y u self no give up the cookie

The cookie is for husbands not playas. Put a ring to it and take the cookie.

0KNM:
Stop sending PM. I’m a dude and I have no connection with that LadyGKila moniker

Please ignore her

My stomach!

mechanics:
You don't just generalise.

Yes but just be objective. That's what I mean.

Stallione:
Jilted me infront of another guy,she doesnt even care how i felt then,probably because i dnt have job then.Nearly committed suicide but God in his infinite mercy boom gave me a job after a year she did dat.Now i can boast of a nice car n apartment n she has be asking me to forgive her but i simply told her we are not on desame level again.

For your listening pleasure.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQ7FpYDQLOI

Reazest:
Give me a chance please.

My G.

Sniper101:
B!tch was screwing her friend's Ex-boyfriend in an apartment I fully paid for.

The first time I innocently visited her without calling her and met the guy there, she was like "he's my friend's boyfriend"

One of her friends (who had her eyes on me) got to tell me about my girl and the guy.




Women!
I fear who no fear women.

Are you now with the one that snitched?

Greenbullet:
Mine was very tricky because she she was a smart girl , I had to hack her phone , her text messages and calls to see that she was cheating on me , I summoned her to my house with enough evidence and made a power point presentation , she burst into tears , I acted like I forgave her , i gave her a mad hard knacking , she couldn't even stand well after that I broke up with her the next morning when she went back home , sent her a text message, she called tire , I no pick , she came to my house to look for me , I was staying with a friend , after a month she let me be.

Someone's daughter abi? Karma dey wait you for front.

ladyGKilaBCrueD:
I'm done having serious friendships with people I meet on nairaland. I don hang boot tey tey.

Are you married or you want men to pause?

Preetti:
You're rude and stupid too.

Sweetheart take it easy. Some comments are often ignored.

OdefaGirl:
This man must be a naturally stubborn man......... but I still like him....
Though I am not in support of this particular decision......they should have been rounded up and taken care of by the Muslim community there...

My thoughts though.
Telling everyone to go back to their states will only make things worse.

It seems he's allowing his hate for Buhari to cloud his judgement.

PoshBoss007:
I was waiting for those dense and empty brained people to say something stupid and they never disappointed me.

Someone predicted they would say it if JEG was still President but to say it under Buhari is madness.

Tobinrobin:
This man should be tested ASAP. He’s a mad one. I’m a Muslim & I can’t help but marvel at the level of ignorance & conspiracy theories of some Muslims.

Are you sure you are a moslem? I didn't see your 'Illah Illah' oath for Moslems.