₦airaland Forum

Yenefer:
God bless president Buhari
God bless SW NC NW NE senators
God bless Nigeria
The problem with nigeria is I-pigs may God continue to curse them

You need to go for mental evaluation.

The government continues to borrow yearly for 'projects', yet none of the previous projects can repay or sustain it.

At this rate, one day if care is not taken, all our debtors will come and lay claim on this country.

Sotay they will pursue you and this nonsense you called comment into Cameroon but the only respite is if you continue to lick their ass which I know very well you wouldn't mind doing.

DanseMacabre:
Ehya. The poor woman could no longer can.

Chai. See how cannot canned her away.

Rip Dr. Lorna Breen.

helinues:
IMF are good in lending money to useless Leaders yet they care less about what they use the money for

It's unfortunate. Money that will be distributed in Ghana must go bags or allocated for car purchases.

GreatResearcher1:
lalasticlala

That white clothed man resembles Egungun.

Please I am tired of carrying charger up and down and visiting charging centers.

I need recommendations on what to look for when buying solar charger for my power banks and phones.

You can also recommend best ones for me.

Budget: #3000 - #10 000

henryutd:
Is there any alternative to klubconnect?

Is it data that you can't subscribe directly with your service provider or cable that you can't subscribe through bank mobile app or credit recharge bank mobile app or ATM.

The time you people are using to call him out can be used for something useful.

Help4rmme2u:
Please lalasticlala and seun why do you still keep this Clubkonnect ads on Nairaland, they are scammers. Until the EFCC start investigating all of you.

Awon scammers. No good thing right from the beginning of this thread. Complaints full drum but someone here will think others were blabbing and fall inside same ditch.

Oluwamarc:
It is pertinent to react to the publication in some national newspapers that the Ondo State Government has rejected the bags of rice supplied to it by the federal government. For the records, the story is untrue and sensational.

At no time did the governor, Arakunrin Oluwarotimi Akeredolu, SAN, instructed that the rice, meant to assist the state to combat food insecurity, as a result of the COVID-19 pandemic, be rejected and returned to Abuja.

On receipt of the items, the Palliative Committee did a random physical inspection on the rice, and discovered that some appear unhealthy for consumption, at least on the face-value, while others look good.

The Committee indeed drew the attention of Mr. Governor to this and pleaded for proper guidance.

While awaiting the thoughts of Mr. Governor, the Committee members met and decided to carry out a comprehensive inspection, to ascertain how many bags have been affected on account of storage. We discovered that less than ten percent of the lot falls into this category, and subsequently separated the few bags.

It is therefore very embarrassing that newspapers will go to town that the State Government has rejected the Federal Government support. The state is rather deeply appreciative of the Federal Government for standing by it in this trying time, and very optimistic that the support will further cushion the effects of hunger on our people.

I want to urge journalists to be painstaking in their assignments, and always put their crave for scoop in check.

Alex Kalejaye
Spokesman
State Palliative Committee

27th April, 2020

He's still saying the same thing.

Federal government of Nigeria sent out expired rice as palliative.

It's not hard to understand nah.

To think that this is not the first time its happening means that its intentional.

honestprofits:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-H3iFEcNlc

70% Of Medical Doctors In Kano Have Absconded, Analyst Reveals

https://mobile.twitter.com/channelstv/status/1254876016419508226

I am surprised it wasn't 100%. How do you see the fact that someone is in the river drowning, you reached out a hand to help but the mofo tried to pull you inside too.

I heard phrases like "Bah Corona". These were the people that fought security operatives for telling them to stop mass gathering, some washed their hands and drank the water. Correct me if I'm wrong.

mechanics:
hahahah, am not na

You don't always take a woman's word at face value. Some can lie for Africa and use a few tears to garnish it and serve you.

murphyung:
After we broke up, we agreed to bleep for the last time and after all was said and done, she ended up stealin some of my nice T-Shirts b4 she left.... Crazy Lady

A parting gift...

ladyGKilaBCrueD:
He left me because I didn't give up the cookie smh. And he's a nairalander. Very foolish boy.

It seems you are still hurting though.

vanida6:
The idiot beg me for 10k for em to buy some stuffs,,,,letter i meet em in bet9ja place.

Wetin you go find there nah?

LilMissFavvy:
You like Islam because you cannot control your third leg. Instead of you to advise that the man should seek medical help and develop self control, you are talking shittt.

Medical help for what?

They are not compatible. There are also women who want it every day. Nymphs.

Savager:
Broda don't worry I have the solution you seek. There is this app you need to download on your phone it's call WhatsApp web, but then there is dis particular one that can solve the problem. I saw it and my girlfriend I was wrongly suspecting was innocent. But you can only access the app when she is online. So most likely when you are at work just login knowing she is online and enjoy chats.

How does it work and do you setup.

Ibechris2:
See how to call her to order,if u are sure of what u are saying send for their family members and request that u want to see them.

After summoning them,tell them that their daughter wants to kill u,tell them boldly that she is seeing another man and that anything that happens to u she will be held responsible.
Ensure u involve ur family members too.

If she is from a responsible family,just go and sleep them go scold am wan kill am. In fact,u will see how she will become calm headed and change her ways.

Are you married?

mechanics:
Since she has told you there is nothing between them, then why don't you believe your wife.

You must be a learner.

Nelso2:
It is obvious she might be cheating. Noticed too that she has been calling him through normal calls and wassup calls frequently. The man calls her too and they flow well. The call records are just too glaring.

Where did you go wrong?

Do you give her attention? Chat with her, play with her, partner with her.

Be there for her. Share her world.

pansophist:
It is like expecting a yahoo boy who has cruise fine cars, wined, and dined in the best of locations, to settle and live in a modest life devoid of materialistic gratification. Well, reality may force him to live a normal life, but he will not be satisfied and deeply ashamed of how low he has been reduced.

It works in the same way for women (also for men, but not to an extent it affects women). A woman that has slept will many men will find it hard to bond to one. Those that have women who love them will understand what I am talking about. The more sexual partner a woman has had will make it harder to bond. Also, you will be compared with every man she has been with, so make sure your performance supersedes or at least comparable to the best she had.

This is one of the reasons why every old religion and society value sexual exclusivity and chastity (virginity), in women. Men also instinctively understand this phenomenon, which suggests why all sexual enhancing drugs are channeled to male customers, For men, it is to last longer with gladiatorial performance. For females, it is to become tighter, to signify chastity.

You made salient points there.

Sotay some girls use alum to tighten.

[quote author=bobkezel post=88716043]Yes a lady with high BC can be faithful, but from my experience, the probability of her cheating is very high, very very high.
I had an experience, withing 6 months of dating her she had already cheated on me with 3 guys and kept lying about it, but she didn't know "I have the video". When I played them apologies started raining.
I had my revenge though.. [/quote

Did the revenge make you feel any better?]

bolaayenimo:
Who will read this long thing

I did.

Tom05:
I wonder what your husband was doing when you were given birth. I stood with my wife from morning till evening and collect my baby hand to hand. You can’t even change my baby talk-less of taking one.

Since 6th of March and you are just calling public attention madam? I hope you didn’t sell the baby. You and d doctor business gone wrong I guess.

Other hands’ God in his mercies will fight for you because this country is in state of confusion already..

You were allowed inside theatre? I thought husband usually pace up and down asking nurse how far?

blank:
This hospital that had an issue that year? 2 doctors forgot a towel in a patient that caused her death. Can't forget that story.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.elevatenews.com/latestnews/two-doctors-taiwo-shogunle-adeleke-olusegun-of-st-raphael-divine-mercy-specialist-hospital-at-ijede-ikorodu-docked/amp/

The link said the victim was a man thus "His".

funmisticqueen2:
there could be an error with the scan actually

3 scans error. I hope you will be given address to appear in court to explain further.

frozen70:
That scan alone has implemented all those that took part in the delivery

Implemented abi implicated?

Mustiboy:
She must be very stupid.

How can you say a renowned hospital that is known for fair conducts stole your baby?

I'm not saying she's wrong; but how can she be so sure?


This is why I hate some women; they will be causing unnecessary drama upandan. Useless creatures.

You sound so insane. Are you on crack?

ikorodureporta:
That hospital again??
Catholic archdiocese of Lagos should do something about that place

You know them as thieves?

Let the government come in then.

Child trafficking?

awhybliss:
Who else knows what BUHARI speech will be like tonight?

Pellow Nigerians, I thank you for your patience in keeping with the lockdown order.
I assuare you..

chatinent:
This is false imprisonment, a violation of the human rights.

Without access to food and water.


He should rather kill them then.

Pascal9:
Buhari, buhari buhari hunger dey powder! Do the needful,
I sell good quality hand sanitizer at reasonable prices, 25liters for 20k, free delivery in Lagos, call me on 08134633103

Very soon nah drink you go drink this sanitizer.
So #20k is reasonable to you?

Even the one I prepared for myself stored in 75ml didn't cost up to #1000 and the glycerine, hydrogen peroxide is remaining much.

Continue exploiting the masses And you will be one side blaming Buhari.


For those that want to prepare personal sanitizer

Buy Moko spirit sold at market
Glycerine
Hydrogen Peroxide

Pour 1 bottle of Moko spirit inside empty can
1 teaspoon of glycerine
1 tablespoon of hydrogen peroxide
2 cups of water
Shake well

That's your sanitizer!

This formula was given by a young dynamic lady entrepreneur on Facebook.

I tried it and it worked but I've forgotten her name though.

GamalNasser:
Good news that means Baba bourdillon my future neighbor is free of the Virus

Will your skull be mined during his oration?

Tolani0167:
That is not the role of police, even police station is close to the mining site.

Its not the work of police? Are you kidding me, even commenting in a similar thread where same police busted them.

My friend if you feel the zonal police in that area is compromised. Report to the police Head quarters of your state.