₦airaland Forum

buttlover:
Seems the monkey lost it's way to our uncomplicated building, we chased it up to one of the room and send it to its ancestors.

So my own building is complicated that's why the monkey never came my way? Now, why did you kill it? You go chop am?

Emeskhalifa:
Just a quick question, should Dangote departs the world today, what will happen to the refinery? The government will takeover or his family members will continue with it

When you hear Dangote group, don't assume it's a one-man business.

All these statistics and research wey them de carry out wey them no de ever include me. Raise your right hand if you've ever been counted among the numbers for these things please.

oz4real83:
It seems you don't know what some humans can do, animals won't even do them. Some humans will see a clean and treated WC but still prefer to pooh or pee on the floor inside that toilet

That's one, if not the major reason I left campus to stay off campus during my Uni days. Those cleaners are really going through a lot. Some humans are just so annoying.

I don't like anybody who carries tribe for head, whether Yoruba, Igbo or any tribe.

The only one that I somehow and surpirsingly find attractive is waist bead, but I'm seeing waist chain in the picture. Never seen that.

SeverusSnape:
There was a viral video of it on Tiktok, I was shocked to even see it. Who dash Nigeria nuclear weapons and scientists??

Toh, e surprise me too, but anything can happen sha. I remember the first time I watched on NTA say Nigeria police initiate anti-terrorism and anti bomb squad, that was after 9/11 attack. Me and my brothers laugh no be small, say wetin consign Nigeria with terrorism?....Then came the first bomb at Eagles square. See wetin don happen from then till now. So, anything can happen.

DaudaTheSexyGuy:
You people should stop these lies, I have banged married women from all nooks and corners including your villages yet nothing happened to their husbands

I still remember my babe Dooshima from Benue with very tight to_to

I'm not sure the Tivs have that culture, but Idomas have something similar to what the OP described and even among the Idomas, not all have "Alekwu" that they fear so much. There are some parts of Idoma land, like the ones from Ogbadibo, even the ones wey dey go church de fear Alekwu no be small. The thing be say, according to them, you fit continue de bang wifes de go without the husbands knowing, but if they know but do nothing, na them go kpai. Abeg, de do small small make you no go kpai one innocent man one day biko.

Zonefree:
If them check now, your village no get light for 6 months now, no good roads or good hospitals but your ancestors Ibegwu are not doing anything to help. Na only to make innocent men stomach swell and extort goats for pepper soup dem sabi.

Tell Ibegwu not to add to my anger this morning

Hahahahaha, make Seun add laugh reaction for this him Nairaland abeg.

Efuaye:
Does Tinubu see all these negative statistics that the country always falls into?
Why must Nigeria appear on these bad lists and not the good ones?

I swear, if anything good about Nigeria is mentioned, you will doubt it. Mind you, I'm not a politician or follow politics like most of you here do. I'm just a citizen who doesn't hate nor want to see my country burn by all means.

OfoIgbo:
I don't think it is AI, however she expected the photoshoot which could be why she was well made up.

Igbo girls are quite beautiful, if that's the reason you think it's AI

Shet!, you still had to rub in that tribal thing here too. Wetin de worry una for this Nairaland? Biko, na AI.

muyico:
one teacher do am, to 3yrs toddler, u guyz were shouting
Get her arrested!!!!
Nigerian, I fear una?

You talk am say 3 years toddler. That teacher act look like she normal for your eyes?

muyico:
Why correcting her?? Were you assigned to disciplinary committee?? African is born to lies

See one of such parents....if at all he's a parent yet. Gen Z....Smh.

Willy2025:
A Brigadier Gen who hasn't fought any battle in his life. He can barely handle an AK47 and I am sure he can't eliminate house rats let alone the deadly band!ts

Two of my soldier friends who fought alongside this guy once told me stories of how rugged he was. How even his father pleaded that he be withdrawn from the war front , but he persisted. He was even wounded by gunfire during an ambush by Boko Haram - Perhaps then you weren't born.

Now, na them de rush us.

CTee1:
There’s time for everything, look at me first to comment… believe in yourself one day your turn go come… 😂 😂 😂

I de ask una this question and una no de ever answer. Them de pay for this FTC thing? Because the way una de take happy for the thing.

Denningtedy:
oluwa thank u ooohh... first to comment at last

Them de give money for this FTC thing?

Klington:
Simps are always doing too much.

Everything simp, simp, simp. Who teach una that word? No be question the boy ask?

Karlovich:
He.ll.inus control your son!

Where the son for this video na?

slimfit1:
Poor set of imagination only Nigerians think like this. God created the language we speak, terrorist are taking over your land you are talking about funny names try to buy sense if you are not gifted with one pls.

So if you come on Nairaland and see all the topics from top to bottom all about terrorism, you will be happy? So nobody should discuss anything else except terrorism? Why you de reason like this?

effixxyguy1:
Hello Nairalanders, I'm seeking advice on a sensitive issue.

After the first round of intimacy with my wife, I often lose interest in going for a second round.

I'm 31, and we've been trying for a child, but I'm worried this might be affecting our chances. Is this normal? Are there any underlying issues I should be concerned about? Should I consult a doctor or a relationship counselor? I'd appreciate any guidance or suggestions.

Lack of education. Pregnancy has nothing to do with the number of rounds. Even a one minute man can get a woman pregnant after "half" round.

TimeManager:
Sensible Nigerians are beginning to wake up. Like she said, hold your political leaders collecting this fat allocations by the neck. At a time in history when the fortunes of the states have improved, only election losers will focus solely on Abuja to score cheap political points while their home states are allowed a free ride to embezzle their commonwealth. Benue State Governor recently commissioned a juice factory to add value to the local farmers, that's part of it. Some Governors are commissioning projects but more needs to be done to commiserate with what the get every month.
God bless President Tinubu, God bless Nigeria.

-Kiss the truth!

I like how some people are beginning to see that the present governor of Benue is nothing like the others in the past. Given what they get from the federal government, our governors over here are known to either collect and share with the " stake holders" or swallow everything for themselves. Alia is an entirely different breed. Mostly, it's people from outside the state who critisize him.

Marriage doesn't have any formula, but the vast majority do not know. If a marriage wants to crash, irrespective of the angel you chose, there's nothing anybody can do about it. Even twinflames are most often never meant to live together.

destinychildolu:
Look at you. You missed the point. I have been supporting Tinubu for more than 20 years if I am not mistaken. I am Yoruba for your information. I only hated his Godfather behaviour

So shut up about the military. I am neither Yoruba nor Igbo and I do not leave my brain in the dust bin because of any Nigerian politician you guys carry on your head as if you have no head of your own.

destinychildolu:
What happened in Rivers is civilian coup to you abi? Military era that Tinubu was always bedside Abacha or which type will you send me to

I have some few questions to this your reply;
*Did you attend primary school? What is the definition of military coup?
* Why is this Tinubu/Obi thing taking away some of you people's brain to think like normal human beings?
* I dislike people who bring tribal sentiments into every topic here on Nairaland. Do I need to ask about your tribe? I know, no need.
* I wanted to ask if you experienced the era of military regime, but no need again. You're one Gen-Z with data who makes silly arguments because democracy (though filled with corruption, because we all are corrupt) gave you the previlage of acquiring a browsing phone at your age. Ask your elders if it was common for an AVERAGE civilian to build a house or own a car before the military we experienced BEFORE 1999.

destinychildolu:
Balkanized you say? Did Rivers State balkanized when military took over?

Was there a coup in Rivers? Was rivers run by the military? I wish I could send back only you and your likes back to the military era so you could have a taste of what you crave for.

Princelumide:
Why the groom to be no smile at all now… cos na only the bride to be dey all smiles for all the pictures taken here!!!

Hmmm!!
But around some years ago, she was engaged and set to wed now… as how now?!!
https://www.nairaland.com/5655629/eve-esin-engaged-set-wed

That was five years ago fa. Na this same man engage her or what?

GOFRONT:
The Greatest Laurel or Trophy of a woman is Marriage...........NwaAmaikpe (2019)

Where's that guy? He was the commander in chief of satirism. I miss him and that "Damn nigga" guy here. I suspect Damn Nigga got arrested by the EFCC for yahoo yahoo or something.

Believeintruth:
Oga please when you are ready to stop lying please let us know.

You're part of the kind of Nigerian crowd I was referring to. Your minds are not flexible at all. They'll just push one person to you and una go just hold on to that person. Even if he does wrong or is on the wrong path, Una go just de follow de go like zombies. Why should I lie because of any bloody Nigerian politician?

Believeintruth:
Grok just showed you yet you are still talking. Even of Jesus comes down and shows you PO's legacy you will still dispute it.

Abeg, wetin be grok? I'm no fan of any Nigerian politician. I was in Anambra at the time he was governor. I'm not surprised how this same Obi is being seen as a messiah all of a sudden. I know the reason but I won't say it. Nigerians forget too fast like fish. We too mumu abeg.