₦airaland Forum

slimjohn2k5:
So the body not dey bounce bullet?

𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕥𝕤 𝕄𝕠𝕕𝕖𝕣𝕟 𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕤 𝕍𝕤 𝕞𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕚𝕒𝕝 𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕤. 𝕎𝕙𝕠 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕜 𝕤𝕒𝕪 𝕘𝕠 𝕨𝕚𝕟? 𝕀𝕗 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕦𝕤𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕘𝕦𝕟𝕤 𝕘𝕖𝕥 𝕝𝕖𝕘𝕒𝕝𝕚𝕫𝕖𝕕 𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖, 𝕟𝕒 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕕 𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕣𝕪 𝕨𝕖 𝕘𝕠 𝕕𝕖 𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕕 𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕚𝕝𝕪 𝕥𝕠𝕠.

Hezzyluv:
...And, who has time to video em the post online?

If to say you watch am, you for no ask this question. Bro, I'm looking at you with Sabinus eyes and asking this question...you watch aaam?

Chukwuka319:
I will unapologetically state this.
Many Muslims are more Christ like than most so called Christians.
As a Christian and Igbo corper of 2022/23 servin
g then in Niger state,I experienced the benevolence of Muslims towards me and other non Muslims living in the Agaie LGA of Niger state including non Corpers of other ethnicities.
Many times I have stood by the road waiting for transport and have been generously offered a lift by Muslim men in cars or bikes.
But here in the South, it's extremely difficult to see a Christian man give a lift to another Christian man , and even if he does,it is often for a woman.
Muslims would go any length to make sure you are comfortable and it is very high if you are a Non Muslim not of their ethnicity living among them.
I experienced this so well among Niger state Muslims and if NYSC is to be done twice,I will choose the Muslim North anytime anywhere any day.

You have spoken nothing but the truth bro. I attended university in the North- Bauchi precisely, and in all my being, I've never met a people so honest and hospitable like the northerners. About the lift thing you wrote up there, I've told same story to my friends too. I served in the east(Nnewi, Anambra), in 2011 and couldn't believe the level of distrust folks had for each other there. I honestly do not like engaging in these online tribal wars, I hope no one reads my comment through such eyes, but truth is truth. An average Northerner is(was?) very peaceful until you play with their religion, which by the way isn't a good thing to do. Now take Nairaland or the Nigerian internet space in general as a case study. It is very rare to see northerners making noise like other ethnic groups do, even when they are being insulted or called names. It's the birth of all these terrorist groups that has just stained their name. Last last, most people who talk bad about the northerners are people who don't travel at all. They just rely on what they read on the internet and pass silly judgments.

techub:
In advanced worlds this movie would still be produced. All they need to do is change the story line.

Examples

John wick ( the receptionist died)
Fast and Furious
Wakanda
The Johnsons

Mention any movie you know like this

Spartacus, the lead character died and some people didn't even notice the difference between the two.

ZombieDetective:
"Finally"

Was this one waiting for his death ?

There was news last night that he was revived and responding to treatment. The reason for the "finally" bro.

Holy2Glory:
Who just passed? Pls it's very important that we do meditate before we talk lest some supernatural thing from an unknown destination should Smit someone here on the cheeks. Pls my people, Thanks.

GET JESUS NOW CAMPAIGN!

Who just passed? Like? Now, you're the second person quoting me and still, I can't seem to find the relationship between who I quoted, my comment, your comment and the solar eclipse. Is it that you guys don't know why eclipses occur or it's just that this one sent confusion to your camp? Ah ahn?

bobbybrown007:
They are always and very greedy, imagine collecting loan, and they want you to pay within 2 weeks? How? They will continue to borrow and not pay back.

They didn't point a gun to your head. You read and agreed to their terms, why this excuse? Someone above just described the way most of you people behave. How do you guys sleep peacefully knowing you intentionally collected money from someone but purposely refuse to pay back at the agreed time?

OluwaSegun0509:
1 Corinthians 1:25-30 NIV
For the foolishness of God is wiser than human wisdom, and the weakness of God is stronger than human strength. Brothers and sisters, think of what you were when you were called. Not many of you were wise by human standards; not many were influential; not many were of noble birth. But God chose the foolish things of the world to shame the wise; God chose the weak things of the world to shame the strong. God chose the lowly things of this world and the despised things—and the things that are not—to nullify the things that are, so that no one may boast before him. It is because of him that you are in Christ Jesus, who has become for us wisdom from God—that is, our righteousness, holiness and redemption.

What's the relationship between my comment, the person I quoted, the scripture you quoted and the eclipse Is this the first time you've heard about eclipse? I'm sure common eclipse sef, you can't explain why it happens. I don't even know what they teach you guys in school these days.

Righteousness2:
In the Heavens, On Earth and Under the Earth, That is the Name about Every other.

That is the Only Name by which Humanity can be Saved and make Eternal life in Heaven.

That is the Only Name by which kingdoms, Powers, demons and altars bow.

That is the Only Name by which you can obtain FREEDOM from the Shackles and Chains of evil habits and Bondages.

That is only Name that can cleanse , wash , Purify and make you clean from all filthiness, dirtness and sinfulness.


JESUS CHRIST!! IS MY DADDY!!

I'm sure you'll stop here and not say anything dumb concerning the eclipse like our ancestors did?
And the person making the video - I'm sure her reasoning isn't quite different from those guys in the movie Apocalypto. The gods must be saying something, right?

Growing up, I thought all females were angels, that they were all innocent. After some taught me serious lessons here and there, I understood something. Most (I said most, not all) girls are chronic cheats before marriage. They could have multiple boyfriends but leave all of them thinking they are the only one in her life. They are geniuses in this field. Guys who cheat on the other hand brag about it to their guys. Most guys are more faithful before marriage, after marriage the story changes. Sadly that's the time a mega cheating girl chooses to stay faithful. The whole thing is like what they call Karma. What goes around comes around. I'm thinking this guy found out about the many secrets
of this 'innocent' girl.

Izuchukwu70:
White people are weirdos. They do all sorts of immoral things and pretend a lot.

No bro, it's the other way round, they don't pretend at all. To be fair, we Africans are rather the ones guilty of what you put up there.

kingmaster2009:
As far as he is not trained on a particular field .... And keep delving into all trending news... anything most of what he will say will be from ignorant view ...

If he is trained to some extent, I wouldn't have dispute is contribution but coming out with kiddies mentality and comments about issue you know little or nothing about ..is provoking ...we cannot all be fooled ...

Ask yourself , which registered media house can invite him to talk or comment about NAFDac number or issue that concerns with laws of the land...but he and his followers seems to be pride in ignorant and ignoramus

There's nothing about being ignorant or being trained in any field here. Who doesn't know same se*x acts have been prohibited by law in Nigeria? I have never really cared to know this Verydarkman guy before this case, but what did he say wrong here? If Bob risky is to be left walking freely with the things he displays then what's wrong about this guy's statement? As for me, Bob can go on with his thing, I don't give a rat's a*ss, but why detain this guy for enforcing (by word of mouth) the law you created? If they won't lock Bob up, this guy should be left alone too.

Iamzik:
Who sold this lie to you?

No natural human being is born with homisexualty trait. You are either XY or XX. How do you guys get convinced easily to turn basic biology upside down??

Don't say that. Do you know some persons are born hermaphrodites? Do you know too some males are born with every characteristic of females EXCEPT the private parts Just say you've never met any, simple. In my lifetime, I've known three boys who behave absolutely like girls. It's irritating and I feel if they weren't born on this shore, they'd have considered transforming into females. As much as it irritates me, I don't judge them cos they didn't create themselves that way. There are things some of you don't know cos you've never seen such bro.

JayyXXX:
A weak SIMP in uniform.

Sometimes this una 'simp' thing de tire person. So you guys learnt a word on the internet and any and everything concerning man/woman you just rub the word into our faces or what? A woman looses her senses and kills a man, you don't even know how - Boom, he's a simp? Smh.

Nemesis0147:
Nothing to learn in that movie….
Very annoying.
Kanayo didn’t do the right thing…..you can’t settle someone before your manager….very wrong,no matter what!!
Yes paulo Was stealing from him but his settlement must come first before that of Afam….
He must not bestow the same honor or amount on them but Paulo must be settled first!!

Afam too shouldn’t have collected Paul’s gf from him….the girl saw him and decided to follow Paul…..why should I settle for less?

Afam fathered another man son and was comfortable with it….even allow himself to be blackmailed because of the child…

Nothing dy there to learn but the Igbo language was good sha.

Actually, the thing about this movie and some others people hype is just the clean camera. Some of the stories of these overhyped movies aren't different from the regular Nollywood movies.... Just clean cameras.

kingmaster2009:
Now , Those lazy youths is now making this Jobless boy more popular....by circulating his video content on social media .


Lemme ask what profession does he trained . He doesn't have any background training about what he is claiming to talk about....
Is he a lawyer ?
Is he a political analyst?
Is he a social commentator ?

What formal training does he have to become an opinion moulder

Naija is a country where anything goes



Social media has been able to make some scallywag popular by l"like" and "Share"

Let's agree you're right about his personality, but what about his message? Some of us do not give a damn about whatever whoever chooses to do with their lives, but why should a law be passed against an act, then same persons who passed that law keep a blind eye because the offender belongs to their clique? Truly the law is for the poor, money rules the world. If we were to go by the law, what wrong has this dude done? No be dem enforce am? Make all of una gettat. The internet has really exposed how shallow and hypocritical we really are.
Ps; I didn't even know this dude before this whole thing, but I remember years ago when that bill was passed during oga Jona's regime, two guys were burnt to death for being homos and so many people were in support of the jungle judgment online. Now, Bob de do the same openly, dem de hail am, de condemn this dude instead. So many shallow humans abeg.

Iamzik:
You be trouble maker aswear🤣🤣🤣
So na spelling you come correct inside this hot Japa debate

No be my fault bros. I think say all those "Hi angle" na old things wey don pass. No vex. Lol.

Usefulsense:
Last year, I sought the opinion of Nairalanders concerning my plan to move to Australia.
My major worry was my age (48) and also considering that my net salary in Nigeria was a little over a million Naira per month as the financial controller of a manufacturing company in Onitsha.

Below is the link to the thread I opened to seek peoples advice and I recommend that you go through the thread to fully appreciate
the story that follows.

[url=https://www.nairaland.com/7825207/japa-confused-please-advise][/url]. I promised to tell my story after 3 months of my stay in Australia.

I finally left Nigeria on December 7th, 2023 and arrived the country on December 9th with my children. Today, I am exactly 3 months, 2 weeks and 6 days old in Sydney, australia.

This is not a hearsay, it is not an eye witness account, it is my story.

This is intended to guide people who maybe planning to travel outside Nigeria. Should you migrate at an age over 45 or not?

Those who told me not to go are right and those who told me to travel are also right.

Given another opportunity, will I take the decision to move out of Nigeria at 48? Have I made a mistake? How am I surviving?

You will find out in this thread.

To be continued shortly .........

You write well but I must confess, immediately I opened this thread, I scrolled fast and the first line that caught my eyes was "angle in human form". How we go take do to make una know say there's a difference between angle and Angel? Ehn?

MrSundry:
I expect 4 sets of people to land on this thread:

1. The "dollar should go back to the #600 it was before the floating" crew;

2. The "enemies of Nigeria won't be happy with this news" crew;

3. The "when will the prices of goods reduce" crew.

4. The "non- partisan and unbiased news reader" crew.

They are all here. It's funny how the one just below your comment makes you look like a Nigerian prophet.

Questionnaires:
Omo, God! See Snake That A Facebook Friend Killed On His Poutry Farm Today!



Credit: Ak Emeka

First time seeing snake on his farm or first time in his life? If it's the latter, which part of earth them born you?

Las las, he did it to escape the consequences of his illegal act, not because of the girl. Girl only exposed him. Still shouldn't be a reason to take his live. Him been just feel depressed, that's it.

Nkl4u:
Believe this at your own peril . #scripted

Kai, we know people fake a lot of things on the Internet, I personally hardly believe stuff I see online but this one? Nooo, nothing looks fake here. Maybe you didn't watch the video bro.

Putindbutt:
Go to the north, join bandits and go inside the bush, you'd get what you want.

You just took this directly from my mind bro. These internet children sabi make stewpid noise. Worse part is they never travel. The only places they've been to in Nigeria is their palour and the internet.

NoSmoking:
Until the baby in the womb grabs ur dick one day

🥵

Nairaland for introduce laugh reaction, no be just to de like this kind post. 😂😂😂😂😂

Clikkz:
Which VPN? Coz that X VPN no dey work well here

Na the X I de manage o, e de try for me. Just continue switching protocols. naim de give me the results wey I post so,else nothing was working.

G00dharddick:
E be like say this undersea cable cut no reach my side because I have exploring the internet with MTN since the problem started and e dey connect Wella.

Meanwhile, who else noticed those clowns advertising GLO on NL were paid to do so? GLO is the worst network so far. 9mobile no dey exist. MTN no be their mate!

As for me, MTN de work for every other thing except downloading from browser. I can watch anything online, browse any site, download anything from Google play but to download any file at all outside Play Store na Zero. I've been downloading one software for over four days now. Hopefully e go complete today, thanks to VPN.

AbujaCitiBlog:
Another foolish statement. 70-90 % of young Nigerian girls are hardcore lesbians. But they use men as their ATM. That's why you see them everywhere emphasizing money. The same girl who bills you, will pull out all the stops for her lesbian girlfriend.

Na men dey Mumu pass. You see Simps everywhere trying to please women. Idiots

You insulted someone, yet wrote the same thing he meant using different words. Aren't you confused like that bro? Then I don't know why you insulted the person just right above him too, I guess you didn't understand him.... Or wait, you were high, right? Yes?

makavalley:
They should track down these beasts..chop of their genitals, throw thier body to lions to feed upon

But it's written in the post that they've already been arrested.

Martins619:
I already tried dat. It's not working

Over how many years, I'm still searching for a site to download this movie. Was it ever released?

blackpanthar:
You allowed your ERECTION to control your direction... this is not good

BUT

I KNOW YOU WILL DO IT MULTIPLE TIMES WITH HER OR WITH ANOTHER GIRL....


You are only having fears because its your first time.


I COULD ADVISE YOU TO STOP BUT I KNOW IT WON'T WORK


You are only scared of the consequences, you didnt use a condum.... so now you will think smarter next time and forget this thread then by december you'll become a PRO 4NIKATOR.


pls go and sleep, you won't change.... its too late. YOU ARE NOT REMORSEFUL ABOUT THE SIN, YOU JUST WANT TO AVOID THE CONSEQUENCE.

You started like a motivational speaker with all the lyrics and rhymes, I wanted to slap you small, but you ended up like a pro. You're wise.

benuejosh:
The problem with the Zone C part of Benue State has always come from the neighbouring states of Ebonyi and Enugu which i think is always about land tussle.

The high level of insecurity from the South East can easily tell where the attacks gained entrance from. If the killers infiltrated the land to kill them it must be from the Eastern part of the Country.

Zone C part of Benue has suffered this for way too long now.

The governors of Benue, Ebonyi and Enugu must sit down to end this nonsense.

Modified:

Just to add for those who are sentimental and will always want people to support their hate for other tribes which i CAN'T be part of.

1) which security agency has come out to say it is the Fulani that killed those people? Idomavoice is just a blog that get its news from stories from Facebook where anyone can post lies.

2) when they say 'herdsmen', can you define the word herdsman from the dictionary?

3) From the number 2 above, does the dictionary definition include Fulani?

4) which tribe doesn't have herdsmen? To a layman, A herdsman is someone who moces around or takes care of flocks/animals/cattles.

5) A herdsman MUST NOT be Fulani.

6) Benue is surrounded by Kogi, Nassarawa, Ebonyi, Enugu, Cross-River, Taraba and Cameroon. If the Zone C (i make emphasis on Zone C without been particular with any local government) which shares borders with Enugu and Ebonyi is constantly being attack and they say it is Fulani herdsmen, then where did they get entrance into the Zone?

7) The South East must sit tight and sit up, the governors of ENUGU, EBONYI, Kogi, Nassarawa and BENUE must team up to end this nonsense.

I do not agree with you on this, what you wrote here is just wishful thinking and very wrong imagination. I've been working around that axis for the past two years now and I can boldly say these attacks are by Fulanis. We evacuated only last week because the tension was too high, hoping to return to the site today, only for us to be informed about these attacks of yesterday/today. THE ATTACKERS ARE FULANIS, I HAVE SEEN THEM AND EVEN WITNESSED FIRST HAND, THE ATTACK AT OPAHA, LAST YEAR!

God1000:
We need steady electricity supply this period to blow the fan and power the AC at home but nothing is working under this government

Like there was ever a time...