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Vicvalentine:
Zeeeeeeeeeeeddddddddd.

#ArtlivesAbst

Owfaa oga

I see pain....

Everywhere.....

ogbonti:
That shirt is your trophy for the season .... midget, CR7 will kiss the Champions League and La Liga Cup and end up being WPOY... Messi had to muster all his hate and annoyance of a champions league defeat to try upset Madrid but this was not a 4-0 win for Barca, guys it's 3-2, but who won't be playing at the big dance?


MESSI..... ask him, he would have preferred he lost this game 7-0 to Madrid but win LA Liga and Champions League

Till then

phreakabit:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C-H_7FaXgAAho-K.jpg


BEST CELEBRATION EVER!

That section of the crowd will NEVER forget this moment in their lifetime

FriendNG:
This question goes to you. is zoning a PDP idea or APC?

Who is the first person to break the zoning of PDP. North or South? Ebele finish Yar'adua tenure, abandon zoning and contested. Still it is not enough, he insisted in recontesting to which he loose.

Since the return of Democracy, the South has been ruling this nation. It is the Northern time now.




Coup? The Military belongs to the Northern Nigeria, so you can go on with a coup.

Why do you think APC fielded a northern candidate to contest against good luck

Yes the most of the military top ranking officers are of northern descent... It is soo na that during the military era, most of the heads of state Nigeria had were not the most senior officers in the army at that time but due to nepotic powers that be and majority pressure...they emerged top to take power....

Hahahaha cry me a river penaldo boys... Cry me a fvcking gaddamn river of blood!!

Cuccitini!!! Andres!!! Lionel!!! Meee----
Meeee---- meeeeee---- sssssiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!

Dia fada left gonad piercing....

Dia mama gele!

Barca to win

Hahahah northern ingrates and idiots...

When the southwest was in power, they said zoning makes them next in line...

Now that they are in power, zoning is now cancelled... Ahahahhaa....

Nigeria.... Hahahahahhaah you have refused to learn from the military era...only a bloody coup will wipe out this northern backwardness and insolence... Or better still...
Let is go our separate ways so that the north can rule forever.

Lies....

Old man....

Thunder Wey go fire am never even start...

holatimmy:
Two ladies back then in SS1,Best Friends to the core

So one of them hit the jackpot of one fine guy and they started dating,she was an Alhaja but she would sneak to snap pictures with her friend's bumshorts and crop tops and send them to this guy.She will call the guy with her Best friend's phone and have a lengthy conversation.

One day,the guy now called back on the best friend's phone and fell in love with her voice.Omo when Alhaja hear class scatter....she set up Hate committee for the Best Friend.
Who send them

*I had an experience of a guy I was crushing on hardly in Pry2 but dude no gree consider me,I hustled to become his seatmate make leg dey rub leg but mba...he wasn't interested.He had his eye on one Sickle Celled girl who I became friends with to see if he will notice me ...he did not o
Later the girl died,me thinking attention will shift on me...Boy was I devastated?
The guy jump my head to another invisible lady in the class.I was so hurt and betrayed
*what becomes of a broken hearted*

Haaaaaa!!!!!

AkupeMBANO:
today is exactly 20years my Ex broke up with me for sharpening another girl's pencil in primary school.

Osheiiiittt!!

Comeandcollect:
The day i slept with a woman whose husband was in prison
She was preparing to leave her husband because she said he was domestically abusing her and while he was in prison, she agreed we start seeing so she was like its ok to come around our house. She introduced me to her 5 year old son and when it was bed time she practically raped me


The day i dated two women on the same day as our first dates

The first lady agreed to meet at 1pm while the second lady said she will finish work at 5pm so we can meet.

i was excited to meet the lady at 1pm and we went to her house, she showed me around and said she liked my shirt and dressing, she said if i continue to dress like that she would spend all her money on me shopping on clothes for me . We ordered some foods and ate together, she said she wanted a nap and right in front of me she took off he clothes, we started kissing. My blood was hot, i tried entering her gate but she refused. She said we just need to sleep next to each other and i can't enter inside which i found funny and weird.

Within a few hours, i started getting texts from the other lady that she was about leaving work, i hurriedly wore my trousers and kissed this other lady goodbye lol.

Sharp!!!

But kai

saaddiction:
It was SS2 and there was this very cute transfer guy in my class. I was a very shy girl and I was never able to look at him directly when we talk. One day he shook my hand, I thought I would melt, I melted. I kept my hand closed for hours and when no one was watching, I opened my hand and kissed my palm. I did that till I got home, I even vowed not to wash my hands. I eventually did (almost cried) when I had to prove wrong my sister who had noticed my behaviour and kept teasing me about kissing my palm because a boy shook my hand (still wonder till date how she knew).

Sure it wasn't me?

Lmfao omo dis is the highest level of crush. Jezas!!

kayo80:
LMAO!!! Funniest so far.

SwereGad!!! Lmfao

trinity11:
Yea I still can't forget that moment, in Jss3, as I manage to come out 3rd out of 23 my dad was so proud of me and he decided to get me some nice clothes and shoes, just to boast my morale.

Oh my Lawd, I felt like ja Rule that I decided to use the opportunity to show of and woo a very young and pretty lady of my age group in my area.

I wrote so many letters until this faithful day the girl has agreed to gv me a chance, my head got swollen that I couldn't wait to visit her in her place.
standing beside their window filling her head with those small small love rhymes I got from titanic and other movies, unknown to me that her mother was in the house listening...

Chaiiii the next thing I notice was a whole bucket of water on my body as I am completely drenched. and then she broke my head with the stainless bucket, asking me to go and call my mother.

I kept love aside I went straight to call my mum for the last fight, but my mum asked me what happened. after telling her she and my dad laughed endlessly on top of my pains.

that was the very day I knew that the lady in question was my own "COUSIN"

Ooohhhhahaha lmfao!!!

Phunkyposh:
The second poster made me remembered sometimes in 2009 when I was returning from work one hot afternoon and I was pressed(I was purging earlier ) .....
MyGod, it was hell. Only to get home and realized no one was home.I was to get the spare key from Mumc from a not too far location.... I was walking fast and will slow down when the poo seem close.... Hot sweats were Mad over me.

MY STOMACH WAS RUMBLING AND RANTING. MY ANUS WAS UNDER PRESSURE. .I WAS DISORGANIZED.
Called Mum but she refused to come to me, rather she sent someone to give me the key....
No-one to share my ordeal with. (Aye le music comes to heart).

I TIPTOED, CRAWLED, RAN, WALKED UP .........**input all means of movement you know here** just to get home in time before Mr poo messes me

I got to the gate, unlocked the padlock......... The race from gate to the door..... Usain Bolt got nothing on me.....





That moment you let all out...... Then More hot sweat tickled down my body.
Lolxxxcccccc

My most recent was similar but I was sweating in chilling AC.

Enroute Lagos Island from Farrr Alimosho ... Lawd have mercy.... ...The rhythmic movement in my stomach pass DJ beats
It wasntt easy..
But it was worth it holding or else..... Embarrassment will be an understatement !!!

Survivor of stomach unsettlement and convenience matters
May I witness no more

Damm damn damn!! Lmfao

Have always said...

Guys, the moment a gurl brings you to crossroads with another guy.....she is not worth it.....

A right-thinking lady that doesn't have spiritual problems will not give two men green light at the same damn time....
A girl should know what she wants...


All dis anywhere-belle-face girls...... Nigg.as should learn to do better than fight over a cheap slut....

The problem is not with the other guy, the problem is with your damn LovePeddler of a woman.

I love this man's way. Senderos...to the core

Oyind17:
May God restore him

Hahaha

No way.

He needs to apologise to fela's family and memory first....

R3m0t3C0ntr01:
David Luiz. ..
One of the most overrated defenders on his generation.
I hope Chelsea has not chosen the worst time of the season to suffer a meltdown...

Hahahahajaj Chelsea fans funny.. Once they start losing all their players are thrash.... Hahahahah

willyo:
4Q

Hahahaha....haaaaaaaa

Blues to lose! No French clubs

toseen7:
What is wrong this defenders sef

Dry laugh...

Haaa haaaa haaaaa

Match must end 3-2 to spurs....

Spurs 3-1 chelsea

jagugu88li:
#word

Most people in this thread dont understand the phrase "clean itself". It appears as though one is saying washing is unnessesary, when infact the op is saying naturally, it discards of all dirt the same way the ocean does. The same way the eyes do.

What troubles me the most is why ladies dont grasp this. I mean, why do we have panty liners? Obviously, its not everyday that fluid comes out but, are ladies now denying the fact that it voluntarily comes out.....clean or not. Only infection will need a doctor, other than that.......it happens voluntarily. Amen

What is discharge?........clean or not......

Dem wan carry sponge chuk inside their vag.ina begin scrub am Na...

Lol.

Its jst too much reading of ill-informed articles online...

Ladies!! Your vagina is meant to produce fluid regularly regardless of sexual stimulation....

If its SMELLS awful, THATS when you gat an issue...

Stop scrubbing your vagina lips with sponge r of one crap article....

The op absolutely right on this....

E just be like how nyash dey...as e dey smell reach Na only rare cases of toilet infection dey make am get disease...

God made it like that for a reason....it will continue to be the way it is, if you like chuk brush inside your intestine scrub from now till 2040.....

Same way a va.gina SHOULD be allowed to be a damn va.g.i.n.a

Chiefpriest1:
The fish crew will soon be here for that your number two. Oh, they are already around.

But op, all the reasons you listed up there why the vagina is self-cleansing has nothing to do with smell. It has to do with prevention of infections.

If your mouth that doesn't wear clothes can smell if not washed, how much less the vagina that has no "breathing space".

Douching may be wrong, but not washing it at all will cause the third world war. So, for the sake of world peace, please allow them clean that area.

The vagina doesn't eat food three times a day and get particles lodged in cavities that decay or plaque...etc....

The vagina should smell like a vagina.... Husky.... Not all those who extremely clean thing you deceive yourself about....

How many times do you wash your damn diick.....you don't know that smells too?

If a vagina smells nasty then its diseased...other than that...its meant to smell husky....not like pineapple or orange or whatev

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1. Hope its intending to train Nigerians to work there subsequently BECAUSE.......if not then its completely useless to the Nigerian economy.

2. For those shouting that no manufacturer manufactures his raw materials.... Why can't Nigeria make any reasonable attempt to at least start harnessing her raw materials so that these can be utilised to the maximum then any other thing we don't have will now be bought from outside... Cos whether you like it or not, importing everything is no different from just importing the phones straight away if no component of it is locally sourced...



Its eerie that things like this bring pride to Africans for the common man to beat his chest and claim that his country is now manufacturing smartphones....

3. Let us go and manufacture things we live on daily first, things we have raw materials for.... This phone thing is like hanging your bag where your hand no reach.... Ordinary toothpick and pencil cost millions to import....no be say trees dun finish or lead no dey..... Basic things..... Cloth materials, food items..... Things we can comfortably manufacture to subsistence and ultimately export...

The gospel truth everybody knows is that we will hardly be exporting this MADE IN NIGERIA PHONES.....

Other countries don't even trust you enough to import already made VASELINE from you...