₦airaland Forum

teawhy2788:
Abeg,I wnt borrow 50k to start mmm,d money smone keep for my acct over 2mnths nw. Bt I dey fear,help pls?

Be a man of principle.
Greed is when you touch something you dont own....
If you ever decide to...tell the person first...word is bond....so you don't tell stories...

raindrop99:
Bought my brand new laptop from it, to receive 145k. 2moro nd some peeps are sitting there calling it scam. okooo lets wait and see cos i will soon go 4 a piece of land this year.
call/whatsapp 07067489129 on how 2 participate nd be added to MMM committee WhatsApp group.
Grab what u can frm it now or sit nd watch others smile 2 the bank

Exactly....money to show off.. You musnt tell the whole world you bought a laptop and at receiving 145 and buying piece of land....you NEVER HELP ANYbody for your family with the money....why you dey rant?
Cooly and calmly encourage people to sign on...you dont have to flash it everywhere...

This is the thing about easy money....

IstandWitBuhari:
The problem with people like you is that you have refused to do ur research about mmm,out of jealously and ur inability to muster courage and take the risk u jump on any mmm basing thread to contribute ur own quota,mmm is waxing stronger and the new rule states that every upliner is expected to provide help with 40% of his or her referral bonuses monthly and failure to do so will result to a permanent block of ur account by mmm.
Better join the moving train and experience financial freedom.
SAY NO TO POVERTY

Haha...i laugh in Spanish...i am more financially "free" than your " I want lazy money" ass.

There is a difference between common sense and "belief"....

People like you end up borrowing money and pouring it all into MMM.

Mmm is not your dad's property...

90% of the MMM participants will go back to being broke again as they have no creative ideas of what to do with money....

I encourage you not to stockpile your money, but to put it into actual businesses....you cannot MMM your way through life.

Before MMM e-money made money, dangote made money, otedola made money, you do not NEED MMM to be "RICH"....Riches come from above from he who giveth and taketh...

Last penny for your thoughts, MMM doesn't care about you, and my post is a personal opinion which you obviously read without reading my other contribution.

Only the poor "jump" at opportunities to get rich quick....in due time while your mates are learning about money and how it works, you are putting money to make 30% at the end of the month....

The wealthiest men, package and boost products and not sit idle expecting 30% at the end of the month, while borrowing to live through 31days....

Hasty builders assemble stumbling blocks....
The patient build empires and castles and not chase overnight "financial freedom" to FLASH around and let your friends know you are living large....

Just don't be caught when it crashes....
Do MMM but be wise about it....

Blessograo:
And better still, explore other options when it comes to sex with him, like changing your looks I mean hairstyles, dresses and lingerie or change environment, like an hotel or something just to make it work.

Exactly

This food is well done and served for romancelanders....
Kudos to the op.
Whether this is true or false....

gradeA:
yes oo, wanking can reduce a guy's performance. it causes limp dick, as the so much stroking with the hand reduces the sensitivity of the nerves. so he could actually be with a naked babe, and still find it difficult to get jnr erect even with mouth gig sef.

Story...na iron hand in get? I'm not for mastur..... But sometimes these Una theories dey funny me....so if e dey use lube with hand, e go still "kill" the sensitivity of nerves?

There are so many factors that lead to erectile dysfunction.....so many we can't begin naming them....

Even those who claim mastur.....causes low sperm count, BUT people who lash everyday dont operate the same risk, because na "pvcci" abi....

Mehn....our bodies are different, and its difficult, even gynecologists will tell you, to pin point the cause of erection ish....

Food plays a whole big part, exercise etc...

Ezarazo:
it's spiritual. You don't need to start yours. You both need to see your pastor

This is uncalled for and slavish. A pastor is a fellow human being with a calling, he is not your love doctor, neither do you need to discuss and paint your private affairs to any "pastor"..... No wonders "pastors" are now performing "special" miracles on people's wives and children...open ur eye mr man.

Ezarazo:
it's spiritual. You don't need to start yours. You both need to see your pastor

Slavery...
From there pastor go begin offer im own cucumber....telling the woman to come for"special" delivery...
Oga there is nothing like pastor when God is there...this is damn bedroom matter!

Gad! Why pastors no go dey do all and everything....they are damn humans...there NO REASON TO TELL A MAN OF GOD ABOUT YOUR BEDROOM ISSUES Z!!!

DAMN

Friedthunder:
abeg contact me with your husband jare make he send me new porns ..this one wey I dey watch no dey raise up my mighty rod

Chai....you wan turn the man to your vendor? Na WA o

SnowJay92:
Lol, you must be joking, start your own ke, that means you've been into the act before now.

The big question is how well do you perform your intimate obligation to him? How well do you do it? Don't tell me he goes to self-service right after you give him a mind blowing cowgirl ride

How about you get him to communicate, discuss his sexual fantasies and find a way to match it with yours, up your game in the other room.

If you handle him thoroughly where him go see strength take masturbate?

Not every man is good at "talking" about these things...especially if he views his wife a type of way... His ego too.might not let him open up...but she sha has to try..

Also if you have lost it....then try to get into this shape....

Get to the gym!!
Those hoes in thoSE VIDEOS can't possibly be better than you!,
Your own husband again!??
They want to win you in this "other" room??
Noooo!!!!

Leggo there!!

gsalvatore:
Bros if this lady does all these things you wrote up here...the husband will be scared.

He knows the wife is judgemental and old-woman-kinda-young-lady.. So she trying to appear seductive could even be perplexing for the man, he might run away...

Imagine a core Lords chosen babe's sounding funky... Me go run oooo

Bros, you see one thing about sex is, people call it all manner of things from "overrated" to "over-emphasized" but bros, what her husband is experiencing now will only be put to a stop if she sheds whatever inhibitions she has about sex....nobody in the wider world is seeing what goes on between the couple behind closed doors...
If she like make she be the lord personal Annointed.....this is marriage and she signed up....
As for the man, he definitely will be surprised and thrown off the first tym she tries it... That is why the FIRST step is a SEX chat....NOT. Face to face....for a few days for his mind to gradually adjust it...then a sex call....to assure him he is not dreaming....then finally the main act....

I'm talking practicals....under normal circumstance she will pay alot of money to one "psychologist" who will place them on one long ass program....

She suppose credit my account....

Because if she read my post trust me, if she does it the way I said...it will take HIGHEST THREE weeks....for normalcy to return.....im very serious...

computerboy:
If the word fail still fears him then he's no entrepreneur. Every entrepreneur must and will fail at a certain time. It's left for him to make that time temporary

Yea....but a positive outlook, equips you with the determination to succeed...

Practical steps to win your husband back...

One day when he is not around,
Watch what he watches, not to indulge, but learn their "language"...

Initiate a sex chat with him, maybe while he is in the office or something.....
And tell him that you can't wait to "feel his **** that ure so Hot right now and etc, your description should fit that of what he watches and imagines....

Its disgusting for you to talk lyk them pornstars BUT this is practical here is not to start running around to one "man of God"....

Back to topic....

He will be caught of guard the first time you try it....but do it again and again....the sex chat will work on his mind and your channel will begin to show again in his "mind t.v".

Then you can move it a notch up to a sex call.....

This will take a week.....
Ure still working on his mind....

Then...the final stage....

Read carefully....

Every dude that is addicted to porn has a particular lady, style or type he likes....
If its a lady there is a particular way she talks and behaves.....and you will have to go this mile....

Get to the market, buy something close to her outfit, hair style n all....

Surprise him, by putting it on, and starting to touch him while he is watching the crap.....if he responds....you guys should have a go at it, while the porn is playing; this will keep his mind active and interested....

After three days of doing this,
On the fourth day, while ure hard at it, turn d laptop away or close it and when he tries to react, grab him harder and speak the pornsters language...."oh yea f*ck me with your big black **** oh yea daddy pound that pu**y" etc....just get nasty outa your comfort zone....


I expect to see your testimony soon PLUS, pray there is no other person he conducts practicals with....

Verdict: You NEED a new wave in your bedroom....your current bedroom self contrasts highly with what turns his dark side on in the closet.....find whatever it is...and be it....

MadCow1:
At the end of this year, I am quitting working 9 - 5 for life..








I have paid my dues in that regard, time to switch gears.. If I fail, I want to fail on my own terms.

Dont say fail please...words are powerful

D man gat dat Mmm money

saudyarmani:
Falacy....long live MMM,the biggest risk in life is not taking a risk at all....taking the risk and still smiling....cos life it's self is a risk.....well if u dnt believe..then tell me what will hapen to you tomorrow?? If e no be MMM e no fit be like MMM

I hope you have an "actual" business doing asides Mmm

There is a difference between a risk and a gamble....

Mmm is a gamble, It can close anytime....

Setting up a business is a risk, everything lies in your decisions and market situations...

Only a poor person will JUMP with everything he has into a scheme that pays without "stress", even yahoo boys dey sweat.... There is a "catch" to Mmm....and its good its paying right now....just stay safe and get downlines....stack Dem up and reduce your own input....dont be greedy...

cindyrocks:
Even the CBN Governor is secretly MMMing.



MMM does not rob anybody.


Micro finance Banks are so jealous of MMM.

Stop spreading lies.

Its not an argument thing...
A ponzi scheme is a ponzi scheme and the early pays are good...people who WILL lose are the last signees before it crashes.... Ponzi schemes dont last....
I don't know why Nigerians feel their country is "unique", despite having one of the lowest industrial outputs per capita in the world....
Places with more populace, better economy like china couldn't carry Mmm, it crashed and they quickly sprouted it in Africa, the home of hook line and sinker swallowers....
mMM sure as heaven pays out WELL....
The reality you should ask yourself is,

So somebody will just come, with the "socio-philantropist" mind to "free" you from ALL your financial stress and award you a 30% gain on any amount you put in.... GOOD,
But there WILL always be a long run catch....

The idea is...it works long enough that people trust it with all their hearts,
And when its close to the pack up day, most of the accounts they will "assign" you to pay money into will be the accounts of the "first" people whose GH must have clocked some serious amount of money....and despite all.they make you believe that nobody can withdraw more than 2.5milion at a go, dont be deceived, the people who "set" it, set it for every other participant BUT themselves....and they are faceless.....

Then get paid all the money and if those below them are lucky enough, they get paid a bit too and the rest will just keep complaining they have no seen alert.....

1 day will pass....
2 days....
3rd day the site closes....

You will of course argue as much as you want....if mavrodi cared about you, he will not have stolen previous participant's money without refund....

As much as the scheme is working right now...enjoy it and be wise....i am enjoying it too....but I'm being wise....very wise... NOTHING GOES FOR NOTHING.....who ever the Nigerian cronies of Mmm are they have successfully used the idea of a "conspiracy" by govts of the world to keep people poor" to get to Africans...

The most important thing is wisdom....if one doesn't know how to manage money, when Mmm goes, the person will rotate back to square one....

Coldfeet:
This is to exonerate it self incase it crashes! The government has just issued an OYO and at your risk, so people will not start blaming the government tomorrow.

See the write-up as a DISCLAIMER from the federal government.

Everything should be done in moderation... The problem of Nigerians is foresight....lack of ability to use their head....

Oil WAS such a commodity, today where IS oil??

Mmm started with 50% now its 30% and as soon as they hit the 2million mark (if they last long enough) it will be 20% and will continue to encourage more investment for lesser returns....

This is not to say its not a good scheme...but Nigerians need to know that this scheme is meant for "spare" money....there is one thing about greed....greed never stops...
The wise ones will cash out and start chopping their downlines' effort, the foolish ones will be bringing even more money and one day the outflow will exceed the influx and everybody will start committing suicide up and down....

This is a warning....for everybody to "be careful" so they will not turn around and start killing people in anger or committing suicide....

Some people close to me have lost so much money to schemes like this , and despite the "well-planned" nature of Mmm, people should make their money fast and scamper slowly...by this time next year...it will be a miracle for it to still be existing....

The economy is grinding harder therefore money is losing more value,
And if you cannot have/buy assets you will lose in the long run...

caracas:
Seriously i think the cbn n various banks should stop this sponsored media attacks on MMM, cos they seem to be making them more popular .
N to be honest mmm is a genuine buisness with risk like any other buisness.but the unique thing about them is that they make Your money active n useful compared to putting the Money in banks .
Mmm is very honest n real in their transactions ,letting u know of the risks involved even to their own detriment.
The truth of the matter is it is a ponzy scheme with a difference .it is a well thought out scheme n it pays
The only ppl who stand to lose are the banks n of course those who refuse to join.
N Mark my words this buisness is here to stay cos even POLITICIANS n TOP GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS are members.

Dont need mmm to HAMMER OVER HAMMER...

If you are doing mmm it should not be your only hope....use the money you make from it to set up businesses for yourself and package what you already have...dont sit around lazy waiting for one month....a lazy man is a lazy man....if you cash out 1million without having trained yourself to put your money to work, you will still end up broke....

The brain about it is to reduce your personal input and increase your downlines....lesser risk on your path....the will to "cash out" madly is what will crash Mmm....
Nigerian people should learn to moderate everything....its good it has worked till now, but learn to use ur brain to maximize ur profit while minimizing your risk....PM me....for more details... People!!

Millerz:
She should have done what? Kill herself? A man who insults his wife and mother in-law openly deserves no respect or pity.

Very interesting view...very interesting

Shymm3xx:
Loool.

That biitch sure sounds like she is sex starved and one of the broke CUCUMBER BANDITS who can afford a Love Machine lol.

Like seriously, who defends a savage around sane folks? She must be a carpet muncher lool.

Now this is funny...damn!!!
Makes me picture a lady, with bandana tied across one eye, jumping from the top of a train with cucumber in hand, jet Li style, fighting through persistent d.icks to preserve a stolen cucumber.....epic

YorubaStinks:
He's a hero

This is a pure example of how a woman can kill a man

1 day after the separation, Tiwa ran to the media doing every kind of interview you can think of, this is a woman who just got separated from her husband and suppose to be emotionally, physically and spiritually shattered

Nemesis dey jog....slowly....time will tell WHO BE CRAP.... Fo' sure I jst know say tiwa na very desperate bxtch....that will Do ANYTHING TO REMAIN RELEVANT AND LOOK HOLY... I'll love to see the look on all the female social media handles when the truth finally comes out...
As for her mother tying his star, there is NOTHING a mother will not do for her child....both hands no clean...time go tell

Help man utd who were thrashed yesterday celebrate one of their more wasted players....
He is 31! Today and he is washed up more than canoe soap!
Give it up!!!

Waaaayyyyynnneeee!!!!! Rooooooooooooo!!!
Knnnnneeeeeeeeeee!!! Capppp!!!


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d33types:
You are obviously bitter about your unromantic life. Either that or you're from that part of Nigeria where they are most holy outside(especially the women) but are the worst perverts inside.I'm taking about the North.

Nailed it....

HirstMOG:
High court judge is no longer someone's wife zombie!!!!

Leave all these "over-ethical" people....

Those kinda people climb the ladders of professionalism and forget they are first human beings....and start caring about "the society" more than their family....

Max24:
So, if Bill Clinton had restricted his wife to the kitchen would she have the likelihood of becoming Americas President as is about to happen ? Or must our President mention the kitchen ? Does Hillary not cook for her husband in the kitchen or any woman for that matter. So the problem with the statement is the context and emphasis. The statement reflects outdated African conception of man - woman relationship. Remember there was a time in recent past when girl children are not sent to school thinking they belong to the kitchen. PMBs statement is an offshoot of that outdated mentality. Our President must reflect modernity and progressive values or else 2019...

We told them he was archaic....they refused to believe...

Buhari...is just...wonderful