₦airaland Forum

Flashh:
We wey no get unko?

Advert.....go do banner, pay 20k.

agesron:
I save it with his real name gan gan ni. Until we married then I can change it to sweet loving name, but for now, na him name sure pass.

Persimisstic and very careful....you should expect to get what you deserve...

baba11:
Who partner epp

Vaseline crew jersey number 22

PARAHH:
his first name and surname

Ohbob ...

jonaifame22:
My cassava consumer

Ohhgh damn

troubleshooter:
Who is he? Does he have any hit?...... If not for mastercraft and olamide who featured him, who wan sabi am? He can now feed generations?
Abeg what songs does he sing I'm those many towns and countries? Mastercraft's Indomie? .......yeye dey smell

Nairaland jst get wicked peeps...lol

MilitaryMinded:
When someone created a thread about how NYSC changed his perception of the North, some people where condemning him claiming he didn't seen the 'true colour' of Northeners. Now i ask, is this the true colour of Southerners??.... Of course not. There are good people everywhere just as they are bad people everywhere.

Why does this have to be stretched on ethnic lines??
People were robbed and raped simple...

This is heart wrenching....very heart breaking....damn.... Those mehn had NO EXCUSE FOR RAPING INNOCENT FEMALES MEHN..STEALING.....that one can be understood....but rape?? Naaa.....
Na God go punish Una sha...
***
Once a corper,
Decided I had my fill,
Absconded...
and my life is happier....
Case closed....

And I laugh when I hear corpers say " why na, you NEED am o"....because the society has its dirty fingers soo far up their buttholes....
Bad things happen everywhere...but uts bad enough to serve your country, be posted to a place without security and get robbed....THEN BEATEN.....THEN RAPED BY SOMEONE YOU WILL PROBABLY NEVER MEET IN YOUR LIFE, WITH HIS RAW STI infected mandingo....WHERE AND HOW do you get the strength to not recall that incident EVERYDAYN? Some Men are really worthless.... As much as I am a man...i shame for us sha.... Its just sad....i mean this is someone's sister o.....prospective mother.....

ThankGod for karma......

ExInferis:
Whoa there, Nessie.

Is someone starved?

I blv dat question belongs to a babe ooo...I'll feel comfortable with that

Lol
Guy below me has something to say.

ExInferis:
Hee hee...soon bro. Get some tylenol tho....and lots of Vaseline.

Nooo I use aboniki mixed with soul mate hair cream.... Nor be "soon" oga do am today!!! Lol

ExInferis:
Dated a lesbian once...(yeah, I'm charming enough to make her straight).

You won't believe the things she told me they get up to.

I couldn't sleep for days.

Abeg you need create thread for that gist abeg...i no wan sleep too....

solasoulmusic:
Everyone knows I am strictly Dickly

You obviously didn't read what I said till this tape I didn't know how lesbians did their thing

Some women really aren't that exposed and dirty was never in boarding house or around women only have always been in mixed schools ...i hang with both sexes but I have my preference don't THINK because I dey here YOU KNOW ME

Lmao. Never said I did.... But ur name tho...if ure into soul music for real then I think we might work a jam if I send u a link...

Btw

alizma:
can you tell us what the scam here is?
I have been a fan of Oby since her BBOG campaign and I am very happy for her that when many people are just waiting to laugh at her, God has decided to shot their mouths permanently by the release of some of those girls and hopefully, more of them will be released soon. however, it will be unreasonable of, and inferiority complex on the part Oby to think that any other body that shows concern for the girls at this stage is trying to steal her idea.
her idea as perceived by Nigerians and the world at large is to pressurize the government to act swiftly and ensure safe release of the chibok girls. now that the girls are being released, Oby should thank God and be reasonably to know that other bodies will raise to Carter for other needs of those girls.

Oby is totally right....
Where was whatever her name is buhari when bbog was going on protests? Enjoying the cosy confines of aso villa.... Now she wants to appear from nowhere and attach her silly unseen efforts to the credit and ontop asking for donations, despite flying up and down with her father..... C'mon...only a bonafide brain-injected zombie will not see through this thrashy veil... The apple never falls too far from the tree ..

KingEli:
Ur father is a fool for allowing ur mother to give birth to a r-etard like u..stupiid bastard

Its easy to see where the bile comes from....why

This girl should goan sit down mehn..... Seasoned people wey dun pull weight dey talk, you dey shuuk mouth....
One day ur pupsy go cease to be president, we go see wetin you go dey do by then...
And sef why haven't we heard or seen this ur organization until ur papa enter villa Did you "suddenly" realize you had to show public care for the chibok gurls #BBOG group have been agitating without appeal for funds, going on active protest. . . And because your dad has called his people and gotten them to agree to a release while lying at the same time about not giving the terrorists anything in return!
Goan sidown somwia and stop talking to your mother's mate and shading her for cheap reasons..... Breeze go soon blow, you can't fool everybody all the time...

solasoulmusic:
Abi o

make una speak for yourselves so when 18 years comes you carry your cross

which one be most of nairaland again tufiakwa

Ure speaking for yourself....too....maybe you aren't just MAYBE

luminouz:
Wao! What is d cause of DAT?

Its in their nature...don't you realize Women easily touch each other, hug, peck n call each other "dear" n darling n all dat stuff whereas niggas even your homie put hand for your shoulder you go feel one kind....

At a point either in school or somewhere girls get a "beyond normal" kiss from an older girl....some go ahead to engage in d act after that...otthers baack off....or are lucky to get the male feel....n decide to go d normal route...
In secondary school most gurl groupies are lesbo...leaning anyhow on demselves, holding hands while walking, discouraging boys who wana go for their "besties" etc...

University dey go deeper....
Most people who claim to.have "school mothers" who take care of them are lesbians....

Expand the equation and the amount of gurls who haven't encountered lesbianism might be just 2% in Nigeria....
Abroad BROS, those animal lashing folks are 100% bisexual.

luminouz:
bleeped up right?

Very very....damn....in a demeaning way

Okeikpu:
But why that ikpunacious site dey dark pass other parts of the body

Wtf Lmfao!!!! Because God sef hide am from the sun!!

luminouz:
Every girl is bisexual in nature? Ur source or ahdonbilivit!

At a point in their lives, every gurl experiences a lesbian encounter or indulges....

jaybillionaire:
Really

Most of dem

luminouz:
I know bro! Mine was worse! She claimed she be virgin n so I must wait. But u know what...I caught her masturbating! N she said it was d lord's will DAT we break up! WTF!

Onoematopia!!!

pretydiva:
I will keep on repeating it. 99.9% of beauty queens r wh.ores

Reminds me of one case in uni.... Mehn was hard to believe theen BUT now, a lil thought to it, it might be 99.9% true

ExInferis:
Virtually all the babes on nairaland are lesbians anyway.

90% of ladies are lesbian, have lesbian tendencies, or have fantasized about another girl.

Na WA o...