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MystiqueReine:
1)Make him lie on his back
2)Stand on the bed facing him
3)Place both legs on his D
4)Put your whole weight on his dick
5)Start jumping up and down when he starts screaming
NOTE-You can bite and chew it to make him scream more.PLS DONT CONTACT ME IF YOU EVENTUALLY END UP IN JAIL

Too much extreme porn...

Bluehawk:
rubbish..which one is STICK a FINGER in my EAR..I go pursue u comot 4 my bed.. and which one is scream..man dey scream 4 bed? just imagine say your boyfriend dey scream 4 bed..now look at yourself and say "I f*cked up"

Dat one dey work oh.
No be scream Na, but if the babe sabi guy you go MOAN CRAPPY

Please teh dis gehs oh.... Dey just think its plantain and eggs.... Some will even grab your dxck and almost yank it off it the name of turning you on.....

Ladies go learn how to touch a man right o
..all dese ones Wey go just lay like log of wood when the thing dey happen for real life but for nairaland Dem be "H"expert... Thunder is monitoring your location.......

Some painfully scrape teeth on top the plantain sef in the name of mouth action...

But if your man says one of his zones is his anvs....my sister, you are with a homosexual...

Salimmuhammad:
Ol boy this is really good, i love this one the most, out of all your paintings this is the one i love the most....kudos men

Oh and do u have an instagram page I know i will see other paintings there too...

@zed_agubata on insta. Thanks!

Little cub ure pvssy whipped,
Clit marks on ur back, literally ure what u eat....

Errr.....d moment when the portrait starts whispering "deliver me like this, dont touch me again"....oh well.... Haha naaa.... Still gato...#Nightwork

Tecno and Mr eazi go drag...eazi bin blowing fast and furious...but tecno jams Na hit pass... Tecno gats win dat award abeg....and reggae blues should win all its nominated categories...juju dey inside dat song...

With no bias . Boogey should win in any lyricism contest.

tchidi:
8 inch cake, how much?
Also, how do you sell your small chops? If want for 20 people.

8 inch buttercream cake 7000
Small chops are in packs of 400 naira each With samosa,spring rolls,puff puff and pepper meat inside...

Merry Monday...

Rooney Na waste pipe...suck bump chump....

RadicallyBlunt:
Eeya. See Wetin pride don do you. If to say u know the importance of not being choosy at early age, u for don born like 3 for matrimonial home by now

But I like ur courage sha, u will see one baba 70 soon with wonder energy on bed. In fact he can die on top u sef...lol.

At a stage of begging God to dash u one baba to be managing as 3rd wife, ure still doing yanga in ur choice.

Marriage Is not an achievement

One person said I create "angelic" versions of people....
I think I love that comment more than anything I've heard before....
I try to keep portraits real but bring an ephemeral/metaphysical presence to it through the use of surreal colours....

Job done!

Happy Sunday.

ArtAlert! By Zed...

Remember to check NnadiArts out too....

Something big coming...stay anticipating

Hydrog3n:

Fast dabbing unseen, hit you like a WRECKING BALL
Calling thugs to brawl, means I'll be WRECKING BALLS

one man army vs a bunch of Miley Cyruses,
starving, flipping these vaginas like a ritualist.....

Hydrog3n:
You RAP like a frog trying to SING a song

I guess someone spelled zero wrong,O----- My------ GOD!!!

Walking contradiction,Highway to.the grave,
Walk by your casket and spit in your face,

Get a taste today...

Courtesy cherylscakes...
Call TODAY.

Kdot, xtremebachelor, fluxmind,

Three blind mice,
Run for ur lives till you chest the tape,
Hide in holes, lyk 3yr old-fingers in grandma's pussy, you wan Bleep with your ancestor?

WriteBoy:
I don't understand the need for the obvious exaggerations. For Instance, is "Barca Switching off" not a sign of mental fatigue that suggests they have become worn down somehow?

Since when?

People seem to forget barca always lose at the start of every season....and people always say "they are tired" or "their tactics have been studied"..,yet time and time again they prove people wrong by collecting the trophies at the end of the season...

All I'm saying is...if barca meets man city maybe in quater or semis...dude...the flogging go make 4-0 look lyk small pikin play...most teams focus all their attentions to beating barca ONLY after they've lost the first leg...

Just watch how this season will end.

https://http-www-nairaland-com/3173321/must-see-art-works-zed?iorg_service_id_internal=1646953538912597%3BAfr8tlytf6opPGjU

caprini1:
Barca win which tournament? make Leicester catch them

Deluded epl fan....
No worry Na...have your night of bliss....just one night....in 6 tries....

macjireh:
newbie spotted, u must be a learner, Aggregates are not used during group stages, OK ;?!

I was talking to quack epl fans like you who SUDDENLY THINK MANCITY IS ON BARCA'S LEVEL
..
EVEN CELTA VIGO BEAT BARCA 4-1.... at the end celta ended up nowhere....

There Is no point celebrating a win, u still havnt qualified... I only spoke of aggregate to show that barca remain head and shoulders clear of all your epl clubs...this is the first match mancity are winning against them...and if they meet again at any stage....bros...na here I go dey dey wait for you....because the drilling no go be here...

Only two people can beat barca....

God himself and barca when they switch off....

It has been proven time and time again...

So right now gundogan is a "beast" abi....ok...see you next two games....

safarigirl:
lol bros, na group stage we dey, you dey here dey yarn aggregate and who go win tournament.

You no go like wait till KO before you begin dey panic?

Funny

Story story...why people just dey rejoice say barca dey lose?
Na wa o..
I'll laugh last WHEN MANCITY AND ALL THE OTHER TEAMS YOU SUPPORT GET BOOTED OUT, AND BARCA WIN THE TOURNAMENT....
Squeeze ur nipples to this shortlived euphoria....

Mtchw see hypocrites already hailing mancity... They lost 4-0 first leg...dats 5-3 on aggregate at the moment...what are you celebrating for??

They still cannot win the tournament...barca will...

Neymar scores!!!.

Prepare for it....

People dun dey hail mancity now...two matches ago Dem dey say guardiola no sabi anything....

Match is ending mancity 2-3 barca...

#97%


#15%

Ok! Its inyanya* "Mavin"....ooooh sisi I gbadu your headtie ooo...
Oya gimme d gele *gele*
Make I knack you the belle *belle*
Oya gimme the senrenre *senrenre*
You think say the world dey revolve around your bum bum like pistol *pistol*
Make I pound you like pestle *pestle*
Me and your big booty go dey wrestle *wrestle *
It's don Jazzy again....
Ooooooo

#NaijaMusic...
Dumkpadumkpadum

What Is the meaning of bigger rant?

Lifeless kid, laying on my lawn,
Spineless snake was killed for attempt to spit
Stay close to ur tail, that's the only thing ure gonna catch,
M gone with my trail blazing, defend n overlap kdot's just another burnt offering on my path...