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Art, Graphics & Video › Re: MUST SEE: Stunning Artworks By Nnadiarts by Zedoo(m): 9:01pm On Oct 30, 2016

Uniquexty:
Abi? I will make sure to invite you when the time comes. #Tongue out

Sure. With BIG IRON SPOON like "Wey the rice huh

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Art, Graphics & Video › Re: MUST SEE: Stunning Artworks By Nnadiarts by Zedoo(m): 8:22pm On Oct 30, 2016

Uniquexty:
Are you married?

Omo this is serious already o.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Is Paying Tithe From MMM And Nairabet Money Biblically Right? by Zedoo(m): 2:58pm On Oct 30, 2016

Greatzeus:
The bible condemns prostitution and ALCOHOL,so its clear the income from them shouldn't be tithed.But betting and MMM were not condemned in the bible,so the only criteria to judge them will be whether they are legal or illegal in the country.So far they are legal

Not a drinker...but that's a lie

Events › Re: Bride In Delta Runs Out Of Wedding Reception, Says She's No Longer Interested by Zedoo(m): 10:17am On Oct 30, 2016

WiseFool2:
Ah! This happened in my area and I wasn't aware? OP, isn't that Orogun Brothers filling station
, along Orhuwhorun road, by R and J Street?

Exactly

Events › Re: Bride In Delta Runs Out Of Wedding Reception, Says She's No Longer Interested by Zedoo(m): 10:15am On Oct 30, 2016

Nice!... Juju dun clear...or activate...either of the two

Rap Battles › Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Zedoo(m): 9:52am On Oct 30, 2016

Loosen my tight grip on the crown-come get me,
Knock cats who bark...wrong move This is jetli vs jim ikye,
Calm Horror vs showmanship
Silent assassin vs area boys on motor bikes
Pick a poison,
Irritate your tonsils,
Science book rhymes get you nowhere lyk broke biology "uncles",
We re not related, you're weak m sedated with a thousand needles of propane,
Blood dey hot eh,
Vain breath full of oxygen,
The only time ure alive is when i pop ur juicy head to water down my pencil lead,
Never sacrifice dopeness tho
just a line and sniff away,
frm harvesting your soul with sickle.... men....

Art, Graphics & Video › Re: MUST SEE: Stunning Artworks By Nnadiarts by Zedoo(m): 9:26am On Oct 30, 2016

Sard:
@op... You're really talented. I'm wowed. Get yourself onto social media and you'll get the exposure you need from there.

This forum is gone to the dogs already. You'll have to plead for weeks before an artistic or even educative thread can make front-page. But a "breast-revealing", " yeyebrity tagged " or "snake killing" thread will not have up to 4 comments before it would be moved to the front-page. However, that's what many Nigerians want; the comments/views of those useless threads prove it.
I don vex talk too much sef!

TRUE! Mailed the MODs severally...no reply I just....dey pray...

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Webmasters › Re: Creating A Mental Shift About Blogging In Nigeria by Zedoo(m): 9:01am On Oct 29, 2016

JeffreyJamez:
What do you mean by "...you don't need to be good at anything, you don't need to read hard, or be smart.... "..?...you think blogging is a joke?

If it is that easy, create a blog and run it successfully for a year.

Many of you think blogging is all about copy and paste. That's why a lot of bloggers fail in Nigeria..for your blog to be successful you need to put in SERIOUS WORK...you think content creation, content marketing, keeping the blog running 365 days a year is a joke?

Leave that old fashioner. Mtvhw people go just dey backward for no reason.... Same people will even say catering is not a job but a hobby...

Leave that dude abeg...dont attempt to cleanse his ignorance...

Webmasters › Re: Creating A Mental Shift About Blogging In Nigeria by Zedoo(m): 8:58am On Oct 29, 2016

AnodaIT:
I don't think you should call blogging a profession.

Blogging is more or less freelancing

Is journalism more or less freelancing?

Oga/madam this is the 21st century.

It sounds funny for the owner of nairaland to say his job is a social forum owner but that is what is it is...

ANYTHING THAT PAYS FULL TIME AND EVEN earn MORE THAN 70% OF PUBLIC SERVANTS IS REALLY A JOB...

Be it a blog, website whatever...

I'm sure if mark zuckerberg was Nigerian, his parents will not stop advising him to get a "real job"...

The potential of the internet has only been 10% utilized....

The fact its not "studied" in school or needs no "training" to do doesn't reduce the "jobiness"....

J

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Art, Graphics & Video › Re: MUST SEE! ; STUNNING Art works by Zed Agubata by Zedoo(op): 3:21am On Oct 29, 2016

FellaL:
Your works are nice.

thanx

Art, Graphics & Video › Re: MUST SEE! ; STUNNING Art works by Zed Agubata by Zedoo(op): 8:48pm On Oct 28, 2016

#Drifting,

#ThrowPillows.

All things art on ArtAlert....

Coming soon.

Make bookings, place orders, delivery to everywhere in Nigeria and the UK.

2. Value checkup....black and white....

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Romance › Re: I DON'T LOVE HER ANYMORE! says man AFTER fiance donated kidney to him... by Zedoo(m): 8:23pm On Oct 28, 2016

lanicky:
Return the kidney back to her oniranu.

Too bad that lady love him in a stupid way. How can you donate a kidney to your bf.. I mean, bf not your husband. Ahhhh...

Lol "again" lanicky I ask, u dun ever fall in luv? You no go know....

Anyway as for the dude....

Cant advise him to Marry or not oh...but he is demonically selfish...

Romance › Re: I DON'T LOVE HER ANYMORE! says man AFTER fiance donated kidney to him... by Zedoo(m): 8:10pm On Oct 28, 2016*

lanicky:
Return the kidney back to her oniranu.

Too bad that lady love him in a stupid way. How can you donate a kidney to your bf.. I mean, bf not your husband. Ahhhh...

Romance › Re: Girls In Aba Start Sex At Age 10 – Research by Zedoo(m): 9:33am On Oct 28, 2016

In calabar in its 8-9....seen and confirmed...

Romance › Re: It May Sound Unbelieveable But, Tell Me Your Nickname And I Will Prophecy... by Zedoo(m): 9:31am On Oct 28, 2016

Zed

Career › Re: Activities For The First 5 Years Of Your Career by Zedoo(m): 6:53am On Oct 28, 2016

Business › Re: MMM Nigeria: Ponzi Scheme, Robbing Peter To Pay Paul? TheGuardian by Zedoo(m): 10:10pm On Oct 27, 2016

henosag:
Useless government and leaders. What provisions have THEY made for the masses and jobless graduates in specific?
It's not their money, thus should let us quench if this benefit is what they call "quench" lol.... Anumpam!

Family › Re: 9 Struggles Men Go Through Ladies Will Never Understand by Zedoo(m): 8:23pm On Oct 27, 2016

10. Buying boxers with small pee hole:

When you need to take that quick ease....
You open your zip....
And keep tugging and tugging...meanwhile ur boxers waistband is trapped by your trouser waistband...and held by your belt....
And you keep raising and twisting your hips to whip out Mr veejay whopper....

The fluid is rushing now, almost at the tip.....

And damn you manage to whip it out, but not before some drops have touched in there...

Then you appear before your friends/public with a polka dotted crotch....and you are wearing plain trousers...

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Family › Re: 9 Struggles Men Go Through Ladies Will Never Understand by Zedoo(m): 8:14pm On Oct 27, 2016

dimexy247:
8. Sitting on your testicles
If you have big balls, pretty sure you go through this all the damn time.

D pain is....indescribable

Family › Re: 9 Struggles Men Go Through Ladies Will Never Understand by Zedoo(m): 7:59pm On Oct 27, 2016

dimexy247:
8. Sitting on your testicles
If you have big balls, pretty sure you go through this all the damn time.

Naaa extremely careful about this .....after some excruciating experiences

Family › Re: 9 Struggles Men Go Through Ladies Will Never Understand by Zedoo(m): 7:51pm On Oct 27, 2016

dimexy247:
6. Penis gets caught in the zipper
Countless number of times, this has happened to me.
Has your penis ever gotten caught in the zipper of your denim? Let’s not even talk about this one. Very painful Jesus.

Oh lawd of merci...sheet....literally

Celebrities › Re: "Falz Is My Boyfriend": Simi Says As Falz Celebrate His Birthday (pics,vid) by Zedoo(m): 7:23pm On Oct 27, 2016

Mtchwww long his...these people are just using their "chemistry" to rule the industry and stay on lips asides their obviously magnificent union ON WAX...
I don't believe this is a real relationship...
Stuffs like this have to be kept strictly where it belongs - ON WAX...

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Rap Battles › Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Zedoo(m): 3:27pm On Oct 27, 2016

fluxmind:
With a name like Zedoo it's no wonder you dead last/
Alphabetically slaughtered, you & yo bars is dead äss/
If I hit you with a punchline, ya face would be so bloody you'd look like you got on a Red Mask/
No eggs & sausage, Stay off the thread if you don't wanna get yo Head smashed & third leg slashed/

Alphabetical slaughter?
Weak...listen up....

You sloppy lyk k.y jelly,
Only of use close to the anvs,
Unanimous gay,
Back arched on the thread, hole open for drilling,
through the eye of the needle, its impossible ure winning...

Crime › Re: Man Rapes 14-year-old Girl To Coma After Taking ‘man Power’ In Kaduna by Zedoo(m): 5:26am On Oct 27, 2016

Uwaomaokey:
These NUTners and Man power be like 5 & 6.

Dem niggas gat erection and lasting issues

Rap Battles › Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Zedoo(m): 5:24am On Oct 27, 2016

pressplay411:
It's no good luck when I lyrically break a leg
like why bother? I'm MENTALLY AHEAD
See i don't do crack but I'm higher than you
like a jet to a kite homie I'm flier than you
More CHIPS more naira than you
More SHINE more FIRE than you
Dawg you shouldn't even rap
Go take a SELFIE or better take a nap.

I'm out.

Vaseline crew captain,you make more chips?
please it better be plantain!
More SHINE more FIRE- that's a glistening vagina- sensitive like a clit bud,

Endless knacking, ogbeni Bleep your hip up....

Raaah!!

Christianity Etc › Re: Abuja Residents Decry Indecent Dressing In Places Of Worship by Zedoo(m): 11:32pm On Oct 26, 2016

Is this "indecent"? Oh puhleease....

Long way to hit the mark

Rap Battles › Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Zedoo(m): 11:10pm On Oct 26, 2016

pressplay411:
Can someone pls tell dude above he's lyrically below me
even if I was a WHISTLE he couldn't BLOW me
his lines ain't strong plus they sorta long
and err zedoo I think u folks spelt zero wrong.

Weak.

steeple chase, face in the MUD, terror and stampede,
ROLLED OVER, dont ALLOW WHACK BARS, lyk Islam, Peace....

Rest.... Nigga!

Politics › Re: Bashir Ahmaad Turns Down Conference Invite Because Bobrisky Is On The Panel by Zedoo(m): 6:59pm On Oct 26, 2016

Mtchw...see fortunate people forming belittling....

Anyway on the other hand bobyrisky could give a flying hippopotamus with a red flag pole in its anvs....

Finally bobyrisky sha.... Back in those days ...na to go the conference...once nigga climb podium, just whip out placard wey large pass the conference room with BIG INSCRIPTION "HOMO EHHHH!!!"

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: What Is Happening To Penaldo?...the Flop.... by Zedoo(op): 6:36pm On Oct 26, 2016

confistified:
u sure say u get reach #4,300,000 naira for acc .... Better loyal cos ur guy messi nor fit ever help u but Ronaldo can

"worth"....

Ronaldo no get up to 300million dollars cold cash...

But he is worth it...in cash n assets...

Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia Unveils 'Satan 2' Missile Image by Zedoo(m): 3:34pm On Oct 26, 2016

Lacomus:
America
North Korea
Russia
Iran
China
Calabar South.
Etc

Who una de design all these weapon of mass destruction for?

World War 3 may leave nothing behind.

World war three WILL leave no material thing behind....

Celebrities › Re: Dance Queen Kaffy Apologizes, Explains Why She Called Davido A Motherfucker by Zedoo(m): 1:25pm On Oct 26, 2016

Toeyoursea:
mama no wan lose clients. Artists can do without dancers, but no one will pay to watch a dancer.

Huge lie....without all the twerkastic gurls especially, videos in this age caNNOT attempt to even knock on the internet talk more of breaking it.
Typical example Anaconda...
All the record smashing videos gat something about dance included in them...

Nobody wants to watch a video of an artist just myming his own song...and if they do, it can ever go viral especially in this world where sex sells....

People will be content listening to your song on the radio....and that's it....

However your second point about dance not being able to stand on its own "in Nigeria" is true..m.

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Celebrities › Re: Comedian Emmanuella Flies Private Jet Out Of Nigeria,Fans React(photos) by Zedoo(m): 1:18pm On Oct 26, 2016

adwem2003:
Nothing shows she is in a jet. It could be a lounge.

Hateralert

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