₦airaland Forum

Jacksonville:
op your nose is cool like thermocool freezer .



My hostel guys here say the nose be like jeeeeeep ...oh lawwd..

Na hummer be dat na. God know as e dey go wen e use the trowel set am like that..... Lols

dukeprince50:
Pls contest abeg, at least lez see one wowo boy contestin. Bt den d best result u go get na last, i bliv dat one go b bias sef. Guy ur case no geh cure.

Omo you are fearfully made o. Even black and white no fit cover the damage... Once you dey contest I no FIT carry last....
I am NOT 5ft 8" with pot belly o.... Lol...

enshi:
Don't be scared I will only win ok... Not beating any one with stick or something.... Am just gonna be pronounced winner shikena

10eons away.. Can't see you bro. Na the ladies go decided that one... Lol

UyiIredia:
All these failed Mr Nairaland wannabees. Dem never finish. Den no dey tire to dey show face.

Ahahah say na "failed"...lol. You for comot na.
...abi u dey fear dusting?

enshi:
Looks like you also coming

Now am beginning to wonder are they just going to dash Me this crown or am I really competing for it cos really I see no match yet

Well you fit get pointed nose... But it ain't all about dat nigga

Lagos people be claiming like they contributed to how the economy was grown. Some are even "thankingGod".
The real question is HOW DOES THIS KNOWLEDGE AFFECT THE COMMON MAN.?
Lagos dis, Lagos dat (esp tribalist southwesterners)
some people sef are from ekiti but they will claim Lagos....
Go and grow your personal GDP.

To those other states tho, they need to step up their game...

And to the north....its obvious what ALL their governors have been doing...

kolnel:
I think it's suffice to say the North is living off the south (oil)
As for ekiti, fayose needs to go for apprenticeship from ambode

I think not. Remember it is a concurrent financial balance that makes up this statistic....meaning it has nothing to do with people who JUST came into power...because it did not say "in the past ONE year".
Good for Lagos (expectedly) but it is not "ambode's" doing.
Just saying.

iamEyesberi:
Sorry for keepping you waiting, i said clearly that you should send the sample Mr. Zedoo i saw your covers just today hence i have been busy and thought no one give a damn about my post so doesn't check my mails for days. All i wanted was for you to share the sample in other to avoid the name you just referred me to "UntrustWorthy" to be a man of my words you can check my Twitter/Instagram handle to much sure that your work has not used. Thank you. ODQ

If you read properly I actually told him "you must have paid, because he ddnt come to complain".... I did not call you untrustworthy Baba, that would be out of line. I only said NEXT time he should be more careful because there are people online that will just use the art without paying. Bros

iPopAlomo:
Shay you want the honest truth...? Or make i lie give you...?

Abeg lie to me abeg. Lol

Hmm hmm I dey look this EURO and COPA AMERICA,

IF PORTUGAL and ARGENTINA win these respective competitions....

WHO GO WIN WORLD BEST 2016??

enshi:
Oga laniky wasn't the most beautiful yet she won miss NL.... If you ready come to the dance cos I don't want an easy victory

Oga oooo leave our Queen abeg. No matter who win problem MUST dey.
YOU...easy victory? I laff my intestines out my mouth and swallow it again! Lol

DavidGodwin:
Suffering from low self esteem

Ahahahah omo nothing wey I no go hear/se for here.....rotflmao omo my self esteem dey underground dey swim sef!

Lol. Nice one...buhari dey fly up and down while the Ooni dey PERCH up and down.

Yea. Happy Sunday to you all.

Stuffs on my wall...holla

Of course you know what time it is when I grab a pencil for two hours....
Its zed again!
Thanx for the views and comments

doctokwus:
There are 3 touts governing states in nigeria:
Wike the cult tout,
Fayose,the motor park tout
Aregbesola,the islamic tout.
All 3 are failures of democratic rule.None in sane societies shud be outside a prison wall.

Stoopid fork

tyhgfrdeswscbhf:
Am not surprised it runs in all Yorubas family

Those criticizing you have no chill. Me I jst want to ask one question,
Does your statement mean that you have also seen/heard of this kind of acts severally in Yoruba families around you?
If so please share the story....
Me I just wan know o.
Oti toh o.
Oga o

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She also sexually molests her own children? Lmfao....itchy leechy beeeechy... Her fada too Na "dotaforker" hahaha. Omo no be small tins o.
The woman sha gats answer to dis one...and her father too if still alive and her children too. Infact the whole family gats answer dis one
..its too hot. Ogbono feli feli! And strong! Eleyi igidi gan

SilvanusII:
Being able to ignore what God has not said is sacred to him is not spinelessness. Jesus got angry when they made his house business centre but didn't lift an eyebrow when a prostitute wasted perfume on his feet. When u learn to focus less on organised religion and its tenets and on God himself, there will be peace. Besides, its JUST a piece of clothibg. Men have worn flowing hijabs and hid drugs, guns and bombs under. I have not seen openings for Minister of Information for Heaven or Special Assistant on Media and Publicity to God.

Oh you just made my freaking day. Tell them o. Just ordinary tailor cloth... Even God say make we no bow to any image...yet they take cross as one holy thing and BOW to it. That's christians for you. Everything Wey God say make Demno do Dem go do am...d ones Wey I'm say make Dem do dem no go ever do am.... @people citing the fact she is holding cross, dont we have revernd fathers who bleep sisters? And those who molest boys? Yet are bowed to by the congregation? Let Dem give d gurl a big chill abeg. Make she rock even pope attire in a sexy way.... Na normal cloth Wey tailor make!

UuzbaGuuzba:
This girl is into pornography. Because it is only the pornography industry that sells/markets this type of custume.

Any tailor can sew it. But it takes one with a dogged pornorgraphic mindset to complete the job.

She is a Porn Artist. This will NEVER go well for her.

Stop it now.

Is there anywhere in the bible God said keep a garment "holy"? Una dun trivialize Christianity. You Wey dey swear for am u beta pass am? She just wore a cloth! A common dress! Jesus taught us to love our neighbours as ourselves and not worship and honour the garment of the priests and nunz! Christians get sense for once. This is just a piece of clothing and has absolutely nothing to do with church doctrines and tradition! The catholic church is not higher than any other church and the design of this cloth is not holier than any other piece of cloth worn by any other denomination or religion that we all wear as normal everyday clothing. Be enlightened

Brightgem:
If Muslims were as animalistic as ur brainwashed islamophobic mind thinks. You would be dead too even for making this comment. Face ur own sister in faith for her offence and leave ur confused notion abt Islam out of it.

Point if correction she didn't commit any offence.
God told us not to honour anything but him and he doesn't have a clothing line either. Y'all should chill. Religious bullshit isn't as important as serving God in truth and in spirit. Jesus Christ didn't have a "dressing" and neither did God instruct priests to wear "this particular" cloth or sisters as the case may be. Cloth is cloth. Did she wear it to church? NO! Case closed. Anybody can wear anything, its religious symbolism should gt you mad like the Pharisees. All these christians commenting here are no different from Pharisees. They worship doctrine and custom instead of God. And that gurl might be holier than them even. Judgers of character.... And I guess you are a muslim BUT hey some of your brothers gats chill out tho with that violent thing...God doesn't need a mere homo sapien to fight for him if his name is blasphemed. Simple and short

This isn't blasphemy. Jesus Christ didn't have a "dressing" like we all see our popes and fathers and sisters have today! Anybody fit wear ANY CLOTH abeg.

Godfullsam:
Picture of her boy friend splashing sperm on her face or IDONTBELIEVE!

Na wa for d tins Wey u wan see o

This is actually true

amzee:
I only came here to check names and was happy there's no South Westerner among them....
WE ROCK

Poo...oolish tribalist.

Hmmm

saintdennis:
Cr7-suarez-messi. Cr7 having a disappointing euros though hope it doesn't harm his chances.

Bale was out injured a lot this season, he gotta win the euros to even make top3

Humour me pls... You hope what? Okie scoring the winning penalty makes one eligible for ballon d'or? Ahaha dude ballon d'or is going home to catalunya AGAIN come January. No be arguement.
Suarez ll come 3rd simply because Uruguay failed to turn up at the Copa (foolish cavani) and he (Suarez) was out injured....
Ronaldo Is packing his bags from euro soon enough and once Argentina lift the Copa its all over

Mtchwwwwwwwwwwwwww every opportunity to have a normal convo must be bleep-associated... Lmfao