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TV/Movies › Re: Isabella Evicted From The Bbnaija House by zenburster: 7:31pm On Oct 05, 2025
Holluwhakemmy:
Long overdue bye bye to isabella go and take good care of your baby

A 15-year-old is a baby?

Una sef



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Education › Re: Federal Universities Have Turned To Private Universities by zenburster: 7:39pm On Oct 03, 2025
OBIDIENTNAIJA:
The evil APC have destroyed everything we once enjoyed as a nation. Their punishment is with God
🙁🙁🙁
They won't escape it. Wicked demons

"The evil APC *has* destroyed"

*has* not *have*

And you are a graduate?

Boasting about cheap/free education when you dont even know the difference between singular and plural?

Oshi
Politics › Re: Femi Fani-Kayode's New Look: Hit Or Miss? (Photos) by zenburster: 10:45pm On Oct 02, 2025
A man who is almost 70 decides to take up skin bleaching in the twilight of his years.

What do we do with this information?

Pat him on the back?

Fry beans?

What do you want from us?
Politics › Re: 2027 Presidential Race: Atiku Rules Out Stepping Down For Any Candidate by zenburster: 9:52pm On Oct 02, 2025
Atiku that I know will never step down for anyone.

He will rather go to the primaries, bribe all the delegates from his never ending hoard of dollars,

Get the party nomination,

Go the the general elections and lose.

That's his destiny.

Atiku singing:
"Destiny can never be changed at all,
My destiny can never be changed all.
Nothing can change my destiny,
Nothing can change it,
Nothing can tamper with my destiny,
Good destiny I choose from God"
Education › Re: Governor Makinde Raised LAUTECH Security Guards’ Pay From ₦18,800 To ₦80,000 by zenburster:
#18K/month salary with what I am sure, is a wife who is a stay-at-home mother.

Breeding poverty

That aside, I can bet with Tinubu's left testicle that the man in black owns that security outsourcing company and is the one pocketing the #9k from their salary.

If not for the fear of retribution from the governor, I am sure that the security man would collect a query because it will be said that he exposed his medical director to ridicule.
Politics › Re: Fubara Sacks All His Commissioners, Public Officers by zenburster: 9:55pm On Oct 01, 2025
A spine-less governor with no independent judgment.

I suppose this is why his godfather chose him from among his many minions to be governor.

Typical behavior of Ijaw people.

Loud and boastful, but lacking action.

"Widda you, who goes you?" yet they control you like a child.

Even signed an agreement not to run for a second term.

Shior
Celebrities › Re: Lagos Court Restrains Baba Mohbad, Yomi Fabiyi, Others From Speaking On Omowunmi by zenburster: 9:51pm On Oct 01, 2025
She would do anything in the world rather than prove her child's paternity.

She is avoiding a DNA test, just like a vampire avoids daylight.

Sexual discipline can prevent many headaches.
Crime › Re: What I Did When Armed Robbers Came To My Hostel When I Was In The University by zenburster: 6:12pm On Oct 01, 2025
meobizy:
…or maybe she was sleeping with someone’s husband who decided to arrange men to rough her up. Nobody don reason go that side.
You have issues.


Men-tal issues.
Crime › Re: What I Did When Armed Robbers Came To My Hostel When I Was In The University by zenburster: 6:10pm On Oct 01, 2025
Samtob90:
Nonsense, it is APC that is murdering and flogging your parents back at home every Monday right? Didn't you hear about APC that was convicted of terrorism in Finland too
Everything doesnt have to be politically angled.

Did they swe-ar for you?
Politics › Re: Captioned This Picture Of Govern Otti Being Rushed By APC Leaders by zenburster: 3:12pm On Oct 01, 2025
I hope you realize that Otti also came from the APC and contested for governor under the party.

If he wants to return "home," that's his problem.

Nigerian politicians have no ideology or principles.
Celebrities › Re: Cross Okonkwo Is Engaged To Chinonso! by zenburster: 1:42pm On Oct 01, 2025
A man brags (on Big Brother show) about sleeping with 200 women, then proposes, and suddenly he’s ‘husband material.’

Now flip it: imagine a woman on international TV boasting about 200 men. Society would shame her instantly. Double standards are loud. But tell me, would any man proudly marry her? 🤔
Business › Re: Felak Group Dismisses $7 Million Transaction Allegation, Demands Retraction by zenburster:
So a ghost deposited $7m in a bank?

Bundles required to make $7,000,000: 140 bundles (one bundle = $50,000).

Total number of $100 notes: 70,000 notes.

Total weight: ≈ 70 kg

Someone came with almost 2 bags of 50kg rice but containing bundles of dollars and suddenly no one knows who owns it.

Wonders shall never end in Nigeria.
Crime › Re: Court Remands Arrested Abuja Lawyer, Victor Giwa In Police Custody by zenburster: 5:42pm On Sep 29, 2025
Ogugwa1992 is Reno Omokris nairaland handle ICYMI
Romance › Re: Is It Right To Apologize To Your Wife When She Cheats On You? by zenburster: 2:19pm On Sep 29, 2025
This is Super Story!!! 🎶🎶🎶
Politics › Re: How Morris Monye Was Scammed Of N2.2m by zenburster: 10:44am On Sep 29, 2025
Treasure17:
See the audacity despite the fact that he can't account for the money. The money is with betking. You will do jail.

Avoid people who play bet.
Avoid people who bet.

There is nothing like "play bet"
TV/Movies › Re: Mide Evicted From The Bbnaija House by zenburster: 7:21pm On Sep 28, 2025
This one that did mouth like Dodoyo.

Akure woman.


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Health › Re: Lumos Laboratories Beats American, Namibian Companies To Win Global Award. by zenburster: 7:02pm On Sep 28, 2025
Alex, Alex, Alex,

How many times did I call you?

Why am I suspecting you are behind this account?

Unlimited words, also known as Alex Reports

AquaBeKee, also called Alex Reports

Detailed News, also known as Alex Reports

Stories Update, also called Alex Reports

Visage Media, also known as Alex Reports

DailyBuzz, also known as Alex Reports

Update: It's confirmed. Alex is also behind this account. (He is from Eziagu in Orumba South LGA of Anambra state).

A single user operating numerous accounts to push paid PR ads to the front page.
A gross infraction of Rule 19: "Don't use alternate accounts to access Nairaland after being banned. If you do, make sure we don't find out."

So mods are allowed to break Nairalands' rules, right?

"All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others".
Celebrities › Re: Annie Idibia Reveals Qualities She Wants In Her Next Relationship After Divorce by zenburster: 4:22pm On Sep 28, 2025
"By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."

- Socrates


Swap wife for husband
Fashion › Re: Ekwutoziam Chinedu Ogwus Bags Africa UK Best Women’s Boutique Award In London by zenburster: 10:58pm On Sep 26, 2025
haybhi1:
Alex reports
I see your handwriting
grin grin
Lol
All the best o
Unlimited words, also known as Alex Reports

AquaBeKee, also called Alex Reports

Detailed News, also known as Alex Reports

Stories Update, also called Alex Reports

Visage Media, also known as Alex Reports

DailyBuzz, also known as Alex Reports

Just watch now, he will hide this post and suspend my account.

They can’t stand being unmasked.

Update: He hid this earlier post and the bot suspended me.

I waited out the suspension and reposted what he hid.

I will keep reposting it. So keep hiding.

He can't swallow me; he can't spit me out.

I’ve hooked his throat like a fish bone.

While Se**un is asleep at the wheel, the loonies have taken over the asylum.

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