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Celebrities › Re: Cubana Chief Priest's Alleged Baby Mama Hellen Dances As He Loses APC Ticket by zenburster: 6:53am On May 17

After dancing, she will go back and face her reality.

Of being a single mother of two from two fathers, who has been abandoned and has no money to cater for them.

Meanwhile, let her keep dancing

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Christianity Etc › Re: Where Will You Spend Eternity? by zenburster: 6:18am On May 17

Q: "What's the difference between ignorance and indifference?"

A: "Don't know and don't care"

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Politics › Re: Yusuf Buhari Speaks After Winning APC Primary With Landslide Victory by zenburster: 11:10pm On May 16*

This Nepobaby, since he completed NYSC, has no work experience, no volunteer experience, no leadership experience, not even in business or private enterprise, no nothing.

His resume must be as "clean" as a baby's butt.

Just vibes, insha Allah and power bike riding allover Abuja.

What criteria does he meet to become a lawmaker?

Nothing but being the son of the 2nd-worst Nigerian president.

Shior

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Politics › Re: Trump Shares Video Of Nigerian Pastor Dachomo Calling On Him To Save Christians by zenburster: 10:32pm On May 16

Yet the NSA, the minister of defense and other top brass of the military apparatus say that the Fulani terrorists are misguided sons and brothers and should be forgiven.

Same Ribadu armed terrorists in Kwara and called them forest guards.

Same Ribadu wants to become president in 2031.

The last person to leave Nigeria is a fuuuuu

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Politics › Re: Tinubu’s Baffling Northern Exclusion Strategy- Farooq Kperogi by zenburster: 7:24pm On May 16

Alliswell248:
Cry more....
Go and get a job....
President Tinubu would rule over you till May 2031.

Facts over emotion

Sadly you think everyone is in that hellhole with you.

If he likes let him rule till he kprais, that's your headache and that of your lineage.

#30k/month databot

Politics › Re: Religious Obligation’ – Sheikh Gumi Reacts To Killing Of ISIS Leader, Al-minuki by zenburster: 6:37pm On May 16

omenka:
It's shocking to see Obidients who claim they want the best for the country, and know what's best for the country, overtly express their anger over the elimination of a global terrorist!!

Suddenly, Trump, whom just yesterday was a hero they looked up to, has become an arch enemy. They've found corn and barrels of oil in his pocket, and need video evidence to believe what he's said.

The day anyone these people support becomes the president of this country, is renounce my citizenship.

God bless Nigeria and protect her from all enemies within and without. Amen.

Is everything okay with you upstairs?

I know the answer already but I just need you to confirm it yourself

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Politics › Re: Religious Obligation’ – Sheikh Gumi Reacts To Killing Of ISIS Leader, Al-minuki by zenburster: 6:36pm On May 16

Ah!!!

He awakes!!!

I have been waiting all day for him to release a statement.

The Department of War should know it's next target

Tinubu doesn't know that if he goes against his Northern handlers who are clearly terrorist sympathizers, people like Ribadu, Christopher Musa, Gumi etc.

If he decides to completely wipe out these Fulani terrorists, his approval rating internally will immediately go up, his international recognition soars immediately, the opposition immediately loses a campaign point they are using against him.

However, he won't do it. He is handling those baskards with kids gloves.

Careful to keep cultivating the approval of the people destroying this country

A waste

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Politics › Re: Tinubu’s Baffling Northern Exclusion Strategy- Farooq Kperogi by zenburster: 6:34pm On May 16

Alliswell248:
No evidence...
Your lawyers could not prove it in court.

President Tinubu would rule over you till May 2031....His achievements are there for all to see

Write it down

Facts over emotion.

If not you are a condemned case, can you beat your chest boldly and say your life is better today than it was on May 28th 2023?

Nothing upstairs, just tribalism and nepotism. Yet your life dey spoil dey go.

Iku kprai e

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Politics › Re: Tinubu’s Baffling Northern Exclusion Strategy- Farooq Kperogi by zenburster: 6:32pm On May 16

"Don't interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."

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Crime › Re: Ogun Police Kill 2 Kidnappers, Arrest Kingpin, Recover ₦1.5M Ransom Cash, AK-47 by zenburster: 1:06pm On May 16

You mean these people have turned kidnapping into a profession now?

They left Futa Jalon to come wreak havoc in Southern Nigeria?

Are all Fulani now criminals operating under the cover of being pastoralists?

May the devils increase the fire underneath Buhari.

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Politics › Re: President Tinubu Confirms Killing Of Wanted IS Leader Abu-mainok In Lake Chad by zenburster: 11:37am On May 16

The NSA who claimed these people are his brothers must be in severe pains right now.

Or is it the current minister if defence?

I am waiting for Gumi to wake up and release his usual statement condemning the killing.

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Celebrities › Re: Tega Denies Romantic Affair With Frank Edoho, Threatens Legal Action by zenburster: 7:00pm On May 15

Even this one we all watched her antics on Big brother that year, is threatening to sue.

I laugh in Kalabari 🤣🤣🤣.

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Politics › Re: Economic Hardship In Nigeria Painful But Necessary – FG by zenburster: 4:38pm On May 15*

Exactly what Napoleon through Squealer, told the other farm animals while they frolicked in luxury.

See Nigeria, See animal farm.

George Orwell would be proud.

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Romance › Re: True Story: Claimed She Was Virgin, Rushed Engagement by zenburster: 3:30pm On May 15

If not that they have shepe for your eda as a man, why would you be looking for a virgin to marry?

Are you yourself a virgin?

The women you slept with all those years, who are you leaving them for?

Na ogun go kprai this OP and other men with a similar mindset.

Crime › Re: Pastor Amos Isah Remanded Over Alleged Rape Of Minor by zenburster: 11:45am On May 15

fyneboi79:
This man is upwards of 56years old.

He couldn't even lie with a believable age

He could have kuku said he is 25.

Make everywhere burst

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Crime › Re: Pastor Amos Isah Remanded Over Alleged Rape Of Minor by zenburster: 10:54am On May 15

shortgun:
Oga shut it.
A14 year old girl that is not a virgin clearly shows failed parenting.
Instead for me to raise a girl child that would be sleeping with different men at 14 I'll rather not bring children to this world. Nonsense

Your type shouldn't even think of siring any children.

Do the world a favor.

Let your lineage end with you.

Crime › Re: Pastor Amos Isah Remanded Over Alleged Rape Of Minor by zenburster: 10:33am On May 15

shortgun:
..and the 14 year old is not even a virgin.

If I say that your daughter would experience this same thing, won't it be like making an innocent suffer what she knows nothing about due to the idiocy of her father?

Should I pray for it to happen to you?

Sometimes, Nigerian men should engage their thinking faculties before speaking out.

Crime › Re: Pastor Amos Isah Remanded Over Alleged Rape Of Minor by zenburster: 10:31am On May 15

seanery:
CHURCH COMOT FROM MY MIND TEH TEH.

NA ONLY ME AND MY GOD.

I NO NEED ANY INTERMEDIARY BEFORE I FIT FOLLOW MY PAPA GOD TALK.

Can I shock you?

What if I told you there is no one listening to prayers?

Nothing

No one

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Crime › Re: Pastor Amos Isah Remanded Over Alleged Rape Of Minor by zenburster: 10:30am On May 15

fyneboi79:
Hmm 39 years indeed

I was shocked to my bones.

And all his side hairs are white?

I guess this is what happens when you do evil in God's name.

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Politics › Re: APC Disqualifies Wole Oke From Reps Primary After 24 Years As Federal Lawmaker by zenburster: 10:45pm On May 14

foleskay:
He's not the one. It was Timothy Owoeye, former osun assembly speaker

Thanks. I stand corrected

Politics › Re: Gbajabiamila: Tinubu Almost Fired Me Because Of Desmond Elliot by zenburster: 10:42pm On May 14*

I can bet you those assembly members including Desmond Hediot,Miranda and the other co-conspirators were given the go ahead by Gbaja himself, Sanwo and the GAC.

There is no way on God's green earth that those scallywags would have had the effrontery to impeach Obasa if they didn't have strong backing and the go ahead from the top.

Gbaja is only throwing them under the bus because Tulumbu wasn't informed ab initio.

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Politics › Re: APC Disqualifies Wole Oke From Reps Primary After 24 Years As Federal Lawmaker by zenburster: 10:20pm On May 14

Correct me if I am wrong, but isn't this the man who was caught some elections cycle back /, performing some traditional ritual naked?

Politics › Re: 2027: PDP-APM Alliance Claim Is 419 – Wike Tackles Makinde by zenburster: 7:09pm On May 14

If Wike can control APC and PDP in Rivers State.

Then Seyi too can.

Two scallywags

Politics › Re: PDP Screens Natasha Akpoti For Kogi Central Race by zenburster: 6:22pm On May 14

Which faction?

This woman should have ported to ADC or NDC.

Congratulations to Yeye Bello.

Politics › Re: Rotimi Amaechi Submits ADC Nomination Forms by zenburster: 6:20pm On May 14*

"A butterfly thinking itself a bird"

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Celebrities › Re: Frank Edoho's Wife, Sandra Names Tega BBN, Others As His Side Chicks by zenburster: 6:10pm On May 14

Anything they say the negro did, he did that 💩.

Funny thing is that she even subtly acknowledged that she also cheated too.

Two scallywags

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Politics › Re: Oyo 2027: Governor Makinde Signs Formal Alliance Between PDP & APM by zenburster: 5:24pm On May 14

"Hand of Esau, voice of Jacob"

Ogbeni Seyi, who is sponsoring you?

I have a name at the back of my mind, but I want you to confirm it.

This is a shambolic attempt at the presidency and pure subterfuge.

Iku kprai e.

Christianity Etc › Re: God Opened My Eyes And I Saw Huge Cobwebs All Over My apartment by zenburster: 5:19pm On May 14

God opened your eyes, or hunger is making you lose your marbles?

Why don't people abroad see cobwebs no one else can see?

Or the devil doesn't operate in those climes?

Oga, go and eat, if you can still see those cobwebs. Yaba Left is there for you.

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Politics › Re: APC Clears Governor Fubara For APC Governorship Primaries by zenburster: 3:58pm On May 14*

Hope Uzodinjo, a serving governor wants to contest for Senate?

So he wants to be governor and senator at the same time?

Even Yaya Bello was not this audacious

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