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Politics › Re: Oshiomhole Accuses Umahi Of Bias In Road Projects by zenburster: 9:47pm On Oct 11

Gotocourt:
Family affairs

Edo state and Niger state has the worst roads for Haulage Trucks.

*Have* not Has.

Singular and plural ti wa dogun

Politics › Re: Oshiomhole Accuses Umahi Of Bias In Road Projects by zenburster: 9:45pm On Oct 11

Oshiomole is in the Uzodinjo camp and is being tele-guided by him.

Umahi and Akpabio are in the Wike camp.

Hope wants to resign as governor to become Senate President.

Akpabio wants to retain his position.

Umahi is the useful idi0t.

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Culture › Re: Moses Theophilus Kenibara Dies After Failed Liposuction Surgery by zenburster: 12:48pm On Oct 11

enemyofprogress:
easier said than done

STFU

Culture › Re: Moses Theophilus Kenibara Dies After Failed Liposuction Surgery by zenburster: 11:30am On Oct 11

Something a 40-day dry fast would have solved.

The fat would have melted off like butter on a hot flame

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Politics › Re: 2027: Peter Obi will not win a Ward In Anambra — NDC State Chairman, Chukwudifu by zenburster: 9:20am On Oct 11

Look at the emaciated, long-necked kangaroo.

Peter Obi avoiding you, do you think he is daft?

He knows why he is avoiding you, you know know why he is avoiding you.

Go and find food to eat first before you start making threats.

Ozuor

Politics › Re: Peacepro Urges FG To Prosecute Politicians Causing Discrimination by zenburster: 4:23pm On Oct 10

experts:
Ogun is a case study and this should stop
What should stop?

Yayi is a man of spurious identity and pedigree.

Changed his name because of some scandal in his professional past at The Guardian.

Is originally from Ekiti, his father is buried there. Has no connection to either Lagos and Ogun.

Now he has taken the political posts that should have gone to genuine Lagosians for 8 years, now he wants to do same in Ogun?

I trust him, once he is done with Ogun, he will suddenly remember that he is originally from Ekiti and go there to contest for something.

Hazmat is from Ogun. He has no Agbole in Lagos, his family house is in Ogun, his father is buried in Ogun, his brother is a current Oba in Ogun.

Ambode is originally from Ondo but is criminally claiming to be from Epe.

The list goes on and on.

Politics › Re: Peacepro Urges FG To Prosecute Politicians Causing Discrimination by zenburster: 4:18pm On Oct 10

For all intent and purposes, the OP is Alex Reports in disguise.

Politics › Re: Fuel Discount Not For Votes, We Are Not That Dumb – FG by zenburster: 10:57am On Oct 10

Kuginzi:
By Matthew Atungwu

https://dailypost.ng/2026/10/10/fuel-discount-not-for-votes-we-are-not-that-dumb-fg/

"Are we that dump "

Dumb or dump? effing illiterates.

Romance › Re: 4 Truths About Random Sex And A Joker! by zenburster: 9:25pm On Oct 08

LabStores:
It can change your life and destiny FOREVER ...

Yimu ymuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Romance › Re: 4 Truths About Random Sex And A Joker! by zenburster: 9:23pm On Oct 08

Today isn't Sunday is it?

The day you hypocrites come out with your fear mongering posts filled with faux moralistic beatitudes and other 💩.

You couldn't even wait till then?

Please wait till then ejo.

Nigeria is too hard to be harried in real life and be afraid of ordinary sex again and imaginary implications

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Crime › Re: Ogun Court Jails Businessman For Selling Fake Coleman Wires by zenburster: 7:37pm On Oct 08*

Even before clicking and reading the article, I knew who the culprit was and would be from.

Stereotypes are sometimes not wrong.

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Crime › Re: Video Of The Released 20 NYSC Members Kidnapped Along Owerri-Onitsha Road by zenburster: 1:28pm On Oct 08

clarocuzioo:
This looks more of release than rescue.

Because that's exactly what it is.

Politics › Re: One Million-man March: Jigawa Youths Mobilise Support For Tinubu, Namadi by zenburster: 1:27pm On Oct 08

Give them a few market days, they will come out to cry about being left unpaid after this march of shame.

We will be here to laugh at them

Celebrities › Re: Lord Of Ajasa Officially Becomes A U.S Citizen - Photo by zenburster: 9:48am On Oct 08

I hope the United States government doesn't look into the yahoo fraud he did whilst he was a struggling rapper in Akure decades ago.

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NYSC › Re: 20 Kidnapped NYSC Members, Civilian Rescued In Joint Military Operation by zenburster: 9:08am On Oct 08

Correction:: Ransom was paid

Nairaland General › Re: F/Lt Damilola Adekunle Father Died In Dornier-228 Crash, Husband In NAF-931 by zenburster: 6:51pm On Oct 07

ZaddyJ:
Must be an evil number . Check 666 or watch the movie the “Omen”

Are you sure you possess a functioning brain?

Nairaland General › Re: F/Lt Damilola Adekunle Father Died In Dornier-228 Crash, Husband In NAF-931 by zenburster: 6:49pm On Oct 07

If I told you I feel any type of emotion apart from callous indifference, you won't believe me.

I despise anyone in uniform.

Their death does nothing for me.

I could step on an ant and feel sorry for it, but these people? Nah.

Politics › Re: Umahi Makes U-turn, Removes Demarcation On Niger Bridge by zenburster: 1:29pm On Oct 07

Policy flipflop like a beached whale on shore.

This is what happens when government officials don't think things through ab initio, don't understand first , second and even third order effects of actions they take.

Umahi is mostly definitely suffering from Dunning Kruger effect.

Professor in practice my foot.

I am done!!!

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Politics › Re: Tinubu's Aide, Dada Olusegun Reacts As Atiku & Amaechi Hit Fuel Station by zenburster: 1:26pm On Oct 07

lamentor78:
Don't bring curse upon yourself some people life actually are better off. Those who benefited from this regime life change for the better . Don't generalize suffering, Ameachi is against this government because he wasn't part of it.

He was minister of transportation for 8 years he built only locomotive train that are no more in existence.

Can you compare those train with Lagos blue and red rails

"some people life actually are better off."

Odensin speak for yourself.

One person doesn't bear "we".

Is your life better? I doubt it, if it was, you won't be here doing this #30k/month gig

Health › Re: Omo ADHD Has Ruined My Life What’s The Cure ? by zenburster: 1:02pm On Oct 07

JOACHINpedro:
You need to read good books.
Start with Atomic Habit and The monk who sold his Ferrari

Someone who can't concentrate or focus on things is who you are telling to go read some phony book?

Did you even think before proffering that solution?

Are you okay?

Politics › Re: Port Harcourt Refinery Workers Threaten Shutdown Over 7 Months Unpaid Salaries by zenburster: 10:33am On Oct 07

How do you shut down something that has never worked?

If Nigeria were a functioning company, how do you have moribund companies with workers drawing a salary?

There are people who since they joined Ajaokuta Steel Mill, it never worked for a single day, it never produced a billet of steel, till they retired after 35 years of service. Now they are collecting a pension and Ajaokuta is still not working.

A disgrace of a country.

Fashion › Re: See The Young Pretty Lady That Opened A Multi-standard Mega Store In Abuja by zenburster: 12:18pm On Oct 06

Another steamy pile of poo of a post from the stables of Alex Reports aka OnlineStreet

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Politics › Re: Evil Planted Against Tinubu's Government Uprooted - Rev. Danchomo by zenburster: 8:58pm On Oct 05

This modafunker has started eating corn?

They eventually got to him.

Sad

Celebrities › Re: Ozonna Soludo Sparks Performs In London by zenburster: 4:19pm On Oct 05

Nairaland always with the stale but false news reports.

This was in Abuja and not London

And there was nothing energetic about the amateurish performance.

TV/Movies › Re: Bluethopia Evicted From The Big Brother House by zenburster: 11:35pm On Oct 04

Nonsense and ingredients.

Politics › Re: 8 Zamfara Lawmakers Dump APC Over Insecurity, Poor Leadership by zenburster: 7:13pm On Oct 04*

The rats are abandoning ship

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Politics › Re: Tinubu's Aide, Dada Olusegun Reacts As Atiku & Amaechi Hit Fuel Station by zenburster: 7:10pm On Oct 04

lamentor78:
Don't bring curse upon yourself some people life actually are better off. Those who benefited from this regime life change for the better . Don't generalize suffering, Ameachi is against this government because he wasn't part of it.

He was minister of transportation for 8 years he built only locomotive train that are no more in existence.

Can you compare those train with Lagos blue and red rails

"some people life actually are better off."

Speak for yourself. Is yours better?

If you lie, you know how the tin go.

Iku kprai e TMTM

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