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Politics › Re: Group Commends Security Forces, Ribadu For Decisive May Onslaught Against Terror by zenburster: 4:46pm

If he were really doing his job as against subtly aiding and abetting people he calls his brothers, he wouldn't need pressure groups to tell the world that he is working.

Everyone would see and feel it.

Ribadu is just an unrepentant irredentist, an ethno-nationalist terrorist sympathizer, and may his 2031 dreams go up in flames. Insha Jesus 🤲📿

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Politics › Re: Akpabio: We’re Pushing For Return Tickets Of Some Senators Who Lost Primaries by zenburster: 11:21am

Tinupoo will be addressing both houses on the 12th of June.

Watch as matured men and women who were dribbled out of an automatic ticket he promised all of them last year, will stand and sing their cult song in honor of this horrible president.

Politicians all lie, it's now Akpabios turn to lie to them that they will get their tickets which they rightfully lost.

So what happens to the winners? Be stripped of their tickets?

Damned if they do, damned if they dont.

"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake"
- Napoleon Bonaparte

Politics › Re: Emeka Ike: Lere Olayinka Has No Right To Expose My Privacy, I’m Ready For Him by zenburster: 2:29pm On Jun 02

It clearly shows that the coming elections is just a mere exercise in futility

People will vote and APC and INEC officials will be changing results from the back end

The opposition is clearly unserious not to capitalize on the numerous missteps being taken by these rogues in power

Imagine the APC bring the opposition and Peter Obi being president, doing all these.

They would have ground the country to a halt.

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Politics › Re: Naija don go, Entertainers Not speaking up Enough - Davido by zenburster: 1:19pm On Jun 02

T9ksy:
Back to sender!!!

When anyone says "vote right" you Ronubændits and BÆTidiots start foaming in the mouth.

Just "Vote right".

I didn't say don't vote for Tibunu, so why are you crying like a banshee?

Health › Re: That 'Big Man' Pot Belly May Actually Be A Medical Warning Sign by zenburster: 1:15pm On Jun 02

moramota:
Dear Mr. Office man wey wan dey wear "correct starched, white Agbada" everyday 24/7. . Congratulations 🎉

Shior . . Shey na today? Person wey go take heed to advice go take heed. Person wey no go listen, no go listen. Shey bi your own reason na for Office purpose, make you for dey carry big belle enter office up and down to get attention, as if na the big belle dey wan attend to. Shey bí na office you go dey go 24/7.

Continue, Mr. Officer. Make I sha no later dey see you for 10am dey jug for road to burn your belly fat when your fellow office people dey go that your office. Shior.

Why so pained?

Did your pastor tell you I ate your destiny?

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Health › Re: “My Dad Died Because All The Qualified Doctors Were In Church” – Keji Giwa Recou by zenburster: 12:05pm On Jun 02*

Everyone is a billionaire in that darn God forsaken country.

Including this taata

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Health › Re: That 'Big Man' Pot Belly May Actually Be A Medical Warning Sign by zenburster: 12:00pm On Jun 02

saintopus:
I wanted to have big belly but it seems this lifetime is not for me to have that.

It sounds like Tibunu is showing you shege right?

At least the economy is making y'all fit as fiddles

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Health › Re: That 'Big Man' Pot Belly May Actually Be A Medical Warning Sign by zenburster: 11:59am On Jun 02

With my pot belly, let me wear correct starched, white Agbada.

Then you with your 6 pack, flat stomock.

Let's see who they will attend to first if we enter an office at the same time.

Everything in life is tactics

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Celebrities › Re: Skit Maker Mark Angel Remarries Years After Messy Divorce by zenburster: 2:53pm On Jun 01

I hope this one is actually he really likes and not one he will be asking for threesomes from.

Eleriboo fellow.

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Politics › Re: Primaries Don’t Decide Candidates, APC Leadership Does - Ajibola Basiru by zenburster: 2:30pm On Jun 01

Such tripe coming from a former SUG leader isn't surprising.

Politics › Re: 2027: Governor Alex Otti Emerges Abia Labour Party Governorship Candidate by zenburster: 6:34am On Jun 01

Bluntemperor:
Remove the spec in your eyes first -in Abia the Smallest State,in Nigeria before jumping on APC .
Besides ,which kangaroo Primary Did your lords in NDC or ADC or AAC etc,conducted that made their Candidates Now the Sole-Presidential Candidates of their Parties ⁉️
All of them have been planning this dubious -Undemocratic Principles,a long time ago.
Can you imagine the same Opposition that wants Power are Now Fragmented,yet they want to defeat Tinubu.
Na JUJU BE that !

Iku kprai e!!!

You and yours.

Nairaland General › Re: Man Who Died While Watching The Arsenal-PSG Game, Buried In Anambra by zenburster: 2:31am On Jun 01

I blame Tibunu for this.

Unless he had some underlying, prior medical issues, why would he have a cardiac arrest and kprai?

A bad economy is pushing people into gambling and other get-rich-quick schemes.

I am sure he put some money into Arsenal winning and those ones decided to chop im eye.

I blame Tubunu

Politics › Re: 2027: Governor Alex Otti Emerges Abia Labour Party Governorship Candidate by zenburster: 1:02am On Jun 01

There was no need for conducting a primary.

Someone APC men are afraid of competing against

Politics › Re: Man Confronted A Lady For Wearing Tinubu's Renewed Hope Polo by zenburster: 8:53pm On May 31

I am no fan of the man and I wouldn't piss on Tibunu if he was on fire but I feel this is harassment.

We can't all sleep and face one direction.

In a democracy, everyone is allowed to choose who they want.

This is nonsense

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Food › Re: How Long Do You Boil Your Eggs? (picture) by zenburster: 6:15pm On May 31

illicit:
Between 5 to 10 minutes

I can eat 5 at a meal

Who asked you for how many you can eat per meal?

FFO oshi 🤣

Celebrities › Re: Insecurity: Davido's Reply on relationship with Seyi Tinubu draws reactions by zenburster: 3:14pm On May 31

ST Soap is heavily invested in the entertainment industry, as evidenced by Olamide, Fireboy, and Asake giving him shoutouts in their records.

He is also a patron of the arts and a shoulder to cry on for female actors and influencers, e.g, King Mitchy et.al

Do you expect those people to now come out to call out the father of their benefactor?

Nigerians should save themselves by voting the right person and not wait for some entertainer or influencer to speak up for them,

Iku kprai Davido

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Politics › Re: Naija don go, Entertainers Not speaking up Enough - Davido by zenburster: 2:45pm On May 31

T9ksy:
Why are you fuming in the mouth like a rabid dog? All i asked, was who you believe Nigerians should for ? If you 're too shy to name your principal, then STFU.

At any rate, I wish you all that you wish me. Asè

Like I said earlier,

Iku kprai e.

You and Yours

Politics › Re: Naija don go, Entertainers Not speaking up Enough - Davido by zenburster: 7:18am On May 31

T9ksy:
And who, in your own informed opinion is the "right" person, you believe nigerians should vote for?

Why ask me?

Why not go ask your progenitors?

Iku kprai e

Politics › Re: Naija don go, Entertainers Not speaking up Enough - Davido by zenburster: 11:23pm On May 30*

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Politics › Re: Public Approval Of President Tinubu Stands At 30.2% - EBDA Mid-Term Survey Finds by zenburster: 10:10am On May 29

30% or 3%?

Who are those still approving of this man?

Iku kprai gbogbo yin

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Politics › Re: Atiku Abubakar Visits Rotimi Amaechi After Primaries (Photos And Videos) by zenburster: 4:20pm On May 28

Amaechi knew he never stood a chance.

The play was for him to target the VP-ship.

He must have heaved a sigh of relief when Obi left their den of vipers

Atiku will lose again as usual.

The funny thing is that he will even come a distant 3rd.

While Tinubu and Obi will go into a runoff.

This scenario will happen if citizens protect their votes at the polling booth with their own threats of violence again vote alterations by INEC officials and ballot snatching by louts.

So he should start to think of competing in 2031 versus the likes of El-Rufai and Ribadu

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Culture › Re: 2027: Sultan Urges Nigerians To Pray For Credible Leaders Ahead Of Elections by zenburster: 6:57am On May 28

Keep praying.

You hear?

Keep praying

Politics › Re: Harsh Economic Reforms Necessary, Nigerians Should Make Sacrifices: Shettima by zenburster: 4:53pm On May 27*

Lead by example opronu!!!

Wike built this nuisance a #15bn house which he is yet to move into.

The president on assumption of office immediately bought a jet, a yacht and an Escalade.

Yet it is baba Risika that should sacrifice.

Kiku kprai e Shettima

The parallels between Nigeria and The Animal Farm by George Orwell, is right on the nose.

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Business › Re: A Loan App Posts A Lady's 'Obituary', Tarnishes Her Image For Owing Them by zenburster: 4:51pm On May 27

ViceGovernor:
Look at this 👇🏼 and tell us who is the real criminal.

They gave a friend 5 thousand naira, he defaulted for two days and just look at the threats he is getting.

Only criminals use blackmail to recover loan,

They gave you a date to pay back, you failed to payback.

And you are saying "just two days".

I am sure that "friend" is you.

Better go pay your igbese.

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