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Politics › Re: Ekiti Assembly Primary: Bolu Fayose Floors Ex-deputy Speaker, Incumbent Member by zenburster: 10:15pm On May 20*

"As ye have served the father, so shall ye serve the sons".
- Lamentations 3:37

No be curse o.

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Business › Re: Otedola To Invest $100m In Dangote Refinery by zenburster: 10:13pm On May 20

KingAzubuike:
The rich are only friends with the rich, marry each other's sons and daughters off. Tell me, does the common man have any hope?

If you were rich, would you allow your daughter marry a poor man?

Ah ha!!!!

Now you have your answer.

"As the poor man suspects the rich man of doing jazz/using someone else's destiny. So is the rich man suspecting the poor man of witchcraft"

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Politics › Re: Desmond Elliot Has Officially Withdrawn From The APC Primaries by zenburster: 4:27pm On May 20*

,🤣

This man in my rough estimate, is a Naira billionaire.

The house of assembly just bought them houses in Lagos and Abuja.

If he was in politics to make money, then he has made enough.

He should have stepped down before being disgraced to this extent, but he is a sh@meless politician.

He should dust off his Nollywood contacts and start investing in movie production.

I hope he is on good terms with Funke Akindele and that fake Yoruba woman, Toyin. He can invest in their movies and partake in profit sharing
But you see politics in Lagos?

Desmond is finished

The only confusing thing is why he is the only one singled out for punishment.

What about Miranda and her merry band of scallywags and Interlopers?

Why did they go scot-free?

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Agriculture › Re: How A Nigeria Man Turned His Apartment Into A Grasscutter Farm (video) by zenburster: 3:55pm On May 20

I am in the process of kick-starting my Capybara farm.

These animals are indigenous to South America. And both belong to the same suborder: Hystricomorpha. The Capybara are the largest rodents on earth.

The largest weight up to 90kg while grass cutters weigh 10kg max.

May Olodumare bless my hustle.

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Politics › Re: Samuel Ajose Steps Down For Obafemi Hamzat by zenburster: 3:43pm On May 20

This man was always a poseur and an unserious fellow.

You wanted to contest for governor iof Lagos, but plastered Ibadan with your billboards.

Isn't that ins@nity?

Politics › Re: "What Are You Filling?" Woman Confronts People During APC Primary In Cross River by zenburster: 9:57pm On May 19*

I hope the massive number of cheated/disenfranchised/disgruntled/bitter/disqualified APC aspirants finally have a change of heart and work towards the downfall of the party.

One can only hope.

However, knowing who and what they are, I will not be waiting with bated breath.

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Politics › Re: Nigeria-us Joint Airstrikes Kill 175 ISIS Fighters – DHQ by zenburster: 9:05pm On May 19

JuanDeDios:
What are you talking about?

Go and ask your father.

Politics › Re: Nigeria-us Joint Airstrikes Kill 175 ISIS Fighters – DHQ by zenburster: 7:55pm On May 19

I am sure the NSA Ribadu and MOD Chris Musa, and Gumi are in severe pains now.

Severe pains.

However, show us proof.

Where are the bodies?

Politics › Re: Labour Party: We Have Commenced Distribution Of Free Nomination Forms - Abure by zenburster: 10:18am On May 19

ogaemma:
Next time do your fact check before you come here and talk like a miscreant.
This place is not a motor park.
And this is also an English class.
If you don't understand read and pass. You must not comment nonsense.
Many of you who keep calling school and school, never had more than a First Degree.

Your use of "have" instead of "has" is incorrect.

This is something that is taught to primary school students.

Singular and plural.

Instead of thanking me for correcting your error riddled English, you are here making excuses.

"the Appeal court *has* sacked Abure"

Singular, not have, plural.

Politics › Re: Atiku Doesn't Believe In Zoning, So Let's Go To The Primary - Rotimi Amaechi by zenburster: 11:22pm On May 18

Instead of Amaechi or Atiku, let Tulumbu complete his 8 years.

Nonsense and ingredients

Politics › Re: Desmond Elliot And Femi Gbajabiamila: When The Going Was Good (pic) by zenburster: 9:32pm On May 18

Who remembers Caesar of Surulere?

He was forced to step down for a political neophyte with no structure Desmond.

What was done to him is currently being done to Desmond.

What is being done to Desmond will be done to this Baraka woman.she should be prepared

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Politics › Re: Labour Party: We Have Commenced Distribution Of Free Nomination Forms - Abure by zenburster: 7:47pm On May 18

ogaemma:
I thought the Appeal court have sacked Abure as the National Chairman of LP.
People should be careful not to enter one chance with the wrong LP

Has not have.

Singular and plural

You weren't taught in school?

Politics › Re: Labour Party: We Have Commenced Distribution Of Free Nomination Forms - Abure by zenburster: 7:46pm On May 18

Abure is the weapon fashioned against LP

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Politics › Re: Plateau APC: Committee Declares Gagdi Winner, Disowns Earlier Results by zenburster: 7:25pm On May 18

The okada riding fellow

Politics › Re: Surulere Constituency 1: Can Desmond Elliot Do What Ambode Couldn’t? by zenburster: 7:24pm On May 18

Totally impossible.

It's can never happen.

This only sad thing is that the Baraka woman will show "surulerians," shege banz

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Christianity Etc › Re: RCCG Launches Worldwide Prayer Rally Against Insecurity, Hardship In Nigeria by zenburster: 4:41pm On May 18

Clowns.

If prayers worked, Israel wouldn't invest in anti-missle defense systems like the iron dome, David's sling and the arrow 2 & 3 system.

If they relied on prayers, missles being lobbed by Hamas and Hezbollah from the West bank and Lebanon would have wiped them out of existence (I wish it did).

However, they aren't stupid.

Yet the black man who adopted this religion is being more Catholic than the Pope by relying on prayers for protection.

Nigerians, iku kprai gbogbo yin 🖐️

Celebrities › Re: Tioruju Mondusi: 3 Nurses Fought Over Me In Hospital After Having Sex With Them by zenburster: 3:06pm On May 18

Same Hediot who claimed his wife hit him with paternity fraud?

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Politics › Re: Nouvelle Perspective Makes List Of 98 Accredited Observers For Ekiti Election by zenburster: 2:14pm On May 18

Newgiven:
You must be even more foolish to disrespect people with so much impunity... what's your achievements?

Alex is that you?

Wasteman. 💩

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Education › Re: Bandits Behead Michael Oyedokun, Kidnapped Oyo Teacher by zenburster: 12:31pm On May 18*

The moment Makinde declared his intention to contest the presidency.

Suddenly there are herdsmen in Oyo State beheading people.

A mere 200km separates Oyo from Lagos

Insecurity doesn't concern you right?

Re-electiing Tulumbu is your main concern.

"Obi will never be president" abi?

Don't worry, hand go touch you

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Politics › Re: Nouvelle Perspective Makes List Of 98 Accredited Observers For Ekiti Election by zenburster: 12:04pm On May 18

This fuuuuuulish guy who claimed to monitor the USA election that year. And was only snapping pictures with random white people in hotel lobbies?

He is still on this scam of his?

And being aided and abetted by Alex Reports aka Detailed News?

Okolo, aren't you rather too old for this 💩?

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Business › Re: Crude Distillation Unit For Azikel Refinery, Bayelsa Arrives At Onne Seaport by zenburster: 10:46am On May 18

Javid13:
na you know wetin u dey think...why did you comment, why do people need to see your response?

Ogun kprai you

Business › Re: Crude Distillation Unit For Azikel Refinery, Bayelsa Arrives At Onne Seaport by zenburster: 10:16am On May 18

Javid13:
Dr Eruani...Silent bayelsa billionaire who got married to my class girl.

"Got married to my class girl"

Now, who gaff about this information?

Do you want an award from Igwe?

Why do people need to know this?

So they feel you somehow know him?

What does you knowing him do for you?

Kiku kprai e

Politics › Re: All Other Aspirants Have Stepped Down For Me Except Desmond Elliot - Bakare by zenburster: 10:02am On May 18*

You see her demeanor?

You see her facial expression?

You see the feeling of entitlement?

You see the pride?

Desmond once felt untouchable like this at a time, but where is he today?

When she one day falls out of favor with her godfather's like Desmond has, and they bring out the cane being used to flog Desmond, to flog her.

Let her not complain,

Let her not cry "male oppression" or rally the feminazis to come to her rescue.

Let her quietly take what they will eventually dish out to her with equanimity.

Ire o!!!✌️

Education › Re: Rachael Alamu, Principal Of Community High School Esinele Speaks From Captivity by zenburster: 8:07pm On May 17*

This video looks somehow.

She isn't even relaying a demand for
ransom by the abductors, just help.

What does help mean in this case?

To be rescued?

That would mean them losing their lives.

How much are the abductors asking for?

She didn't say.

She doesn't look to be in much distress IMO.

Making a video and rubbing the back of your neck?

This looks staged.

Maybe I am reading too much meaning into this 💩 but something looks off.

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Politics › Re: Desmond Elliot’s Campaign DG Dumps Actor-Lawmaker For Barrister Barakat by zenburster: 6:00pm On May 17

When this cane is eventually brought down to flog this second wife, no one should feel pity for her o

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Politics › Re: Anglican Bishop Odedeji Laments Economic Hardship, Says Better Days Ahead by zenburster: 1:58pm On May 17

May 0gun kprai this Bishop.

After politicians, religious leaders are the next biggest problems afflicting Nigeria.

Is either they are deceiving their congregants to pray for their leaders.

Or they are giving them fake hope.

Or they are deceiving them outrightly like Ashimolowo, who mounted the altar to inform people that only Tinubu can win the 2027.

If Nigeria was a working society, how many people would really attend church?

The preaching clearly doesn't change the average Nigerian who is ever ready to lie, steal, dupe and scam his compatriot.

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Crime › Re: Nigerian Cyber Fraudster Arrested For Posing As US, UK Citizens In India by zenburster: 1:17pm On May 17

How old is this nuisance?

India of all places?

Their prisons there is same with Kirikiri.

And where in heavens is Olo state in Nigeria?

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Politics › Re: Adamu Abubakar Wins APC Reps Ticket In Niger State by zenburster: 12:33pm On May 17

Jayhome24:
Obasanjo daughter in apc
IBB son in apc
Abdulsalm son in apc
Buhari son in apc
David Mark son in apc
Atiku son in apc
Aregbe son apc
The list is so long and some I d I o t s still thinking obi is going to win in 2027 infact I will say it with all.our pln in place any state in SW and the North obi get 20k votes that state go see shege after 2027 cus Tinubu will rule till 2031 and any SS or SE that repeat what happened in 2023 go see shege promax better give your votes to atiku or you go see wetin una never see before, we h8te obi with extreme passion for demarketing Nigeria and created a satanic movement in this country we will punish him severely.

On a Sunday and the daemon afflicting you is still manifesting with such strength?

Even almighty God rested on Sunday.

Politics › Re: Adamu Abubakar Wins APC Reps Ticket In Niger State by zenburster: 12:31pm On May 17

"You served the fathers, you will serve the sons."

No be curse

Celebrities › Re: Ooni Speaks On Mockery, Personal Struggles Over Childbearing Delays by zenburster: 6:58am On May 17*

I knew there was something off about the twins and triplets his wives keep giving birth to

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