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FamilyRe: Man Shares Emotional Gratitude To A Man Who Stood As Father To Them by zenburster: 2:41pm On Jul 01
The confused tenses, past, present being jumbled up made me angry.

I ain't reading that 💩
CelebritiesRe: Is Seun Kuti Training To Challenge VDM In The Ring? by zenburster: 11:51am On Jul 01
Imagine if Fela conducted DNA tests on all his children.

Just imagine.

Unfortunately, he did not.

Hence this.
PoliticsRe: Sowore Mocks Peter Obi: They'll Soon Deregister Your Marriage. What Can You Do? by zenburster: 11:21am On Jul 01
The highest achievement Sowore will ever have is being an Aluta SUG president.

At almost 60 and still thinking this way?

He should spit in the air and use his face to catch it.
PoliticsRe: 2027: We’re Not Afraid Of Peter Obi — Sunday Dare by zenburster: 5:06pm On Jun 30
"It's easy to steal the village drum.

The headache is where you will play it."

If Obi is really not a headache to you scallywags, you wouldn't need to come out to rebut it.



CelebritiesRe: Any Politician Who Wants My Loyalty Should Pay Me $25 Million — Seun Kuti(video) by zenburster: 11:23am On Jun 29
This one don go smoke again.

Imagine if DNA testing was commonplace during Felas lifetime.

These pretenders and poseurs wouldn't get away with their blatant fraud
CultureRe: Winter Place CEO, Njoku Bags Most Outstanding Igbo Personality In Business Award by zenburster: 8:58am On Jun 29
Even without checking I knew it was Nairalands resident anywhere-belle-face PR charlatan and image-launderer-for-hire, Alex Reports (in disguise as usual with his burner accounts) and his room-and-parlor awards
PoliticsRe: CTC Of Court Ruling Voiding NDC Registration Emerges (Photos) by zenburster: 12:56am On Jun 29
citizenY:
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I have said it many times. Peter Obi is just going through the motions...HIM.BODY NO DEY DIA....

He is afraidvof the backlash from his rabid supporters. Kwankwaso is courting support against 2031.
Since you know this, why not tell your father to take his place?
PoliticsRe: CTC Of Court Ruling Voiding NDC Registration Emerges (Photos) by zenburster: 12:27am On Jun 29
AyeMoJuba:
Just make sure you keep that revolution out of every inch of Yoruba land...otherwise, when it's time, you won't even be allowed to escape
This hegemony you think you are enjoying right now, max it will end in 2031 when this present scallywag ends his constitutional 8 years.

After that, your tribe will be back to complaining and backbiting whoever is president then.

Don't cry when that time comes.

Northerners felt this way, like Buhari would never leave.

You will experience yours too.

I wish there were cheap food, fuel, quality education, and healthcare for Yoruba people.

Alas.

The clock is ticking, your time is running out,alas, you lot will never learn.
CelebritiesRe: Moment Yhemolee Splashes N2 Billion On A Ferrari (Video) by zenburster: 8:14pm On Jun 28
Diamonddris:
God please na.. Please help me Lord Jesus
"God please na", on top of a scammer who is lying about splashing #2bn on a car.

If he is so confident of the legitimacy of his income, let him, Yahman Jago and their ilk try to travel to the USA and let's see if they will return safely.

You think PPP loans in 2020 COVID era was a joke?

Better look for ways to provide value to the world, then will you get paid and make money.

Instead of crying "God please" like one banshee in the evil forest.

Iku kprai e
FamilyRe: DNA Test Isn't As Expensive As You Think by zenburster: 5:08pm On Jun 28
I will create a YouTube channel, around this.

I will sponsor the DNA test, if the parents are ready to come onto the show live to digger it out if the test is negative.

Who is interested?
Nairaland GeneralRe: How Do Nigerian Atheists Choose Their Online Nicknames? by zenburster: 12:04pm On Jun 28
Cekpo34:
Dear Nigerian Atheist,
What are online nicknames across different platforms? What made you choose those online nicknames? What is the story behind the names, and how do they reflect or reinforce your value orientation as an atheist, agnostic or non-religious? Your response will provide data for an ongoing research project I am carrying out on the functions of Nigerian atheists' online nickname practices.

CC:
Truthseeker10; OniyideAmplify; Socoharley; GracieX3; Zenburster; AntiChristian; JesusJnr2020; IamJavadem; Allthingsgood; SeunMsg; Geoworldedu; RebirthPhoenix; Godhimself; Scientheosopher; LordReed; NerdCat; Dtruthspeaker; Correctguy101; AdvancedPenis; Budaatum; Jaephoenix; Lucifyre; Idaytesj29; ReacherSaidNoth; Humphrey111; Deepsight; Miggs; Ibehchizzy; EnemyofGod4; RuffDiamond; Franking; UnknownQueen; Hwanghyunjin; Earthkin; TheDeepSight; Neoteny; Gyard782;
What's my name doing here?
Science/TechnologyRe: Generator Vs Solar: Which Saves More Money? by zenburster: 7:03pm On Jun 27
Is this a question?

Like a serious question?
PoliticsRe: SSG To Enugu Government Speech Disrupted While Praising Mbah For Improved Water by zenburster: 4:45pm On Jun 27
This is why when PitObi tells these agents of darkness, "Go and Verify", they start foaming in the mouth.

"Hell is empty, and all the devils are here."
- William Shakespeare.
PoliticsRe: Agency Gbajabiamila Claimed Does Not Exist Were Allocated ₦1.3b In 2026 Budget by zenburster: 11:41am On Jun 27
We used to have ghost workers, now we have fake agencies just to steal money.

Nice work
CrimeRe: 3 Arrested Over Murder Of Olakitan Oyesiku, Security Guard In Ogun by zenburster: 10:24pm On Jun 26
maasoap:
You are judging someone, a murder victim by her look in the picture? Who raised you?
Go and ask your father

Maloooo
CrimeRe: 3 Arrested Over Murder Of Olakitan Oyesiku, Security Guard In Ogun by zenburster: 10:23pm On Jun 26
86scorpion:
You seem to know more about this case. We'll invite you for questioning very soon.
Go and invite your father.
CrimeRe: 3 Arrested Over Murder Of Olakitan Oyesiku, Security Guard In Ogun by zenburster: 7:18pm On Jun 26
Sensiblerealist:
You took time out to compose this crap. May God forgive you. Someone you don't know from anywhere. Would you be happy if this was your family?
The people I come across on this platform abi social media sef. Some of you are just pure devil incarnate
Iku kprai e!!!

Go join her if you are pained
CrimeRe: 3 Arrested Over Murder Of Olakitan Oyesiku, Security Guard In Ogun by zenburster: 5:54pm On Jun 26
Looking at her face, you would know she was a mean, bossy person.

I am not supporting her killing, but there are some people you shouldn't be wicked to.

She could have done it to some kind of people, and they would have left her to God, but unfortunately, this one decided that "vengeance is his and not God".

An elderly woman like this with no husband or children, with a face like a monkey wey lick lime?

She probably got her comeuppance.
FamilyRe: Let Marriage Registry Also Be Divorce Registry! by zenburster: 1:09pm On Jun 26
This is why I like the Islamic process.

The Werey only has to say "I divorce you" 4 times, and the marriage is annulled.

Even if he said it out loud whilst dreaming, that's the end.

Sadly, it doesn't work both ways, as the woman cant divorce the man if she wishes
CultureRe: Dove At My Window: What Does This Signify? (Video) by zenburster: 12:23pm On Jun 26
It signifies nothing.

Brainwashed scallywag
PoliticsRe: Are Vigilantes Now Being Given Heavy Weapons? - Sheikh Murtala Sokoto by zenburster: 4:06pm On Jun 25
If an APC chairman can be an INEC adhoc staff, snap a picture of himself, post it on his account and still claim it is AI.

Why can't the NPF claim a video of its men clearly hailing Fulani terrorists, were actually civilian JTF?

Nigeria is a 💩 hole country
PoliticsRe: Mike Ozekhome Loses Right To Use SAN Title by zenburster: 10:10am On Jun 25
tishbite41:
I'm a graduate
I am also influenced by American hiphop (I can bet my life that you can't relate)
You're just like the average Nigerian, style without substance
You're just a criminal like Ozekhome and that's why you are angry
"I'm a graduate"
Are you sure?

"I am also influenced by American hiphop (I can bet my life that you can't relate)"
May I never relate to anything that will make me make grammatical errors, betraying my so-called education. Influenced by American hip-hop in your face-me-i-slap-you house in Agege. Iku kprai e!!!

"You're just like the average Nigerian, style without substance"
Aha, the expected descent to ad hominem attacks.

"You're just a criminal like Ozekhome and that's why you are angry"
Clean the tears from your eyes and the catarrh from your nose, then explain to us in 200 words why a so-called graduate is making kindergarten grammatical errors.

Once again, iku kprai e ati awon molebi e.
PoliticsRe: Mike Ozekhome Loses Right To Use SAN Title by zenburster: 11:21pm On Jun 24
tishbite41:
Criminals on wig
Lock him up
Criminals *in* wigs.

Not Criminals on wig.


Are you a graduate by the way?

And what school?
PoliticsRe: Senate Passes State Police Bill, empowers Govs to appoint Police Commissioners by zenburster:
Guess who will make up the bulk of the recruits?

in northern states? Herdsmen and bandits.

In southern area?
Cultists, touts agbero and UGM.

You think we have insecurity now?

Just wait for what is coming
TV/MoviesRe: Nostalgic Nollywood Moments (Photos) by zenburster: 10:53am On Jun 23
ultraviolet27:
So nairaland moderators and bot didn't see this moniker cursing me for what wasn't any of his concern? like he hasn't heard of typographical error he sabi correct english yet he never use am make money?I was banned and my reply deleted for a lesser offence keep on being biased!!
Instead of you going to purchase a copy of Brighter Grammar or enroll in an adult education program,

You are busy crying like a Banshee,

Talking about someone cursing you.

I only corrected your atrocious English.

And no, you didn't commit a typographical error,

You committed a grammatical error.

Iku kprai e.
CrimeRe: NDLEA K9 Dog Sniffs Out Drugs From A Car In Lagos Roadside Operation by zenburster: 9:08am On Jun 23
Staged nonsense.

Iku kprai gbogbo yin
PoliticsRe: Fake INEC Public Notice On APC Candidates For Lagos State by zenburster: 12:01am On Jun 23
I cant find Obasa.

Is the garri I am drinking too much?
TV/MoviesRe: Nostalgic Nollywood Moments (Photos) by zenburster: 4:26pm On Jun 22
donmik:
How do you analyse and differentiate that from 'men on suit'?

Don't insult people over use of grammars, my friend. English has no distinct explanation in many aspects.

So, learn to correct others with respect and love if you truly know the meaning of education
What's the difference in "man on wedding suit" which I corrected, to your own "Men *on* suit" ?

It's like you want me to bounce on you, too?

Or are you trying to provoke me?

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