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 Christianity Etc › Re: I Thought I Had Missed Rapture - Pastor Adeboye Recounts Rapture Scare by zenburster: 11:13am On May 03 |
In big 2026, this OG pulpit scammer and religious bandit is still regaling us with these tall tales and outright lies, expecting us to believe them, like we are in 1976? Dude, no one believes in this 💩 anymore. If you like miss the rapture, that's your headache. Mr I drank tea with God and other tales by moonlight 2 Likes |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Nigerian Policeman Spotted Preaching The Gospel On The Street(video) by zenburster: 11:10am On May 03 |
OlujobaSamuel:He should go preach to his colleagues. The NPF is a den of vipers |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Christian Nairaland, I Need Your Prayers by zenburster: 10:39am On May 03 |
The five stages of grief Disbelief Anger Bargaining Depression Acceptance You are currently on stage 3. Don't fall into the hands of scammers, Unless your father was not really dead ab initio, no prayer on the surface of this earth can make him "resurrect". It's the harsh truth but it's the truth. Jump to 4 & 5 quickly and let the dead bury the dead. May he RIP. 6 Likes 1 Share |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Nigerian Policeman Spotted Preaching The Gospel On The Street(video) by zenburster: 8:52am On May 03*. Modified: 10:43am On May 03 |
Does the NPF have a chaplaincy? If not, then he has broken the police service rules. He should be shown the way out so he can go face what he has passion for. Update: Even if the NPF has a chaplaincy, he should still be shown the way out. "Duck" the police. They are evil people, he should instead preach to his colleagues than we the public. Ogun kprai the man. 2 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Seyi Tinubu Brokers Peace Between Oshodi-Isolo Council Chairman And Mc Oluomo by zenburster: 8:07am On May 03 |
When did that olori nla Seyi become an ambassador? Ogun kprai Seyi. Kiku kpa danu |
| Christianity Etc › Tired Of Nigerian Christianity by zenburster(op): 7:46am On May 03 |
Tired of fighting, killing and calling down fire on real and imagined enemies and household wickedness, it never ends, they don't seem to die. Tired of listening to the over hashed sermons telling you that you only had to pay your tithes and offerings for all your problems to go away. The demons and devils "fighting" the average Nigerian is their government, not the innocent devil. I am tired. 3 Likes |
| Politics › Re: My People Don't Fight On Social Media, It Is Obi & Atiku's People - Amaechi by zenburster: 1:38pm On May 02 |
Which people? 🤣🤣🤣 |
| Celebrities › Re: Carter Efe Defeats Portable In Celebrity Boxing Match, Wins ₦50 Million Prize by zenburster: 2:38am On May 02*. Modified: 7:50am On May 02 |
Congratulations to Carter Efe. Neither of them has any boxing fundamentals nor can they box to save their lives, but Efe's height and reach, with reasonably decent cardio, secured him the victory. IMO, Portable is just a lout who thought wearing a cult group cap 🧢, and claiming to use spiritual means, could psychologically overwhelm his opponent. And this fellow said he would fight AJ for #1bn. He would have "dyed" in the ring, if ordinary Carter could demystify him like this 97 Likes 4 Shares |
| Romance › Re: My Ex Is Not My Enemy — Lady Attends Her Ex-Boyfriend's Wedding by zenburster: 8:37pm On Apr 30 |
Can someone tell the wife that she hasn't seen a husband yet? Even look at the woman's wig, the net or whatever it's called is clearly showing. Someone should just yank it off from behind. Throwing a dampener into the foolery she is doing with the squeeze squeeze faced groom |
| Politics › Re: Oluremi Tinubu Receives GAC, Endorses Hamzat by zenburster: 4:12pm On Apr 30 |
As per who the foooooook is she? 4 Likes |
| Celebrities › Re: Ice Prince Body Transformation: Before & After Weight Loss Journey (photos) by zenburster: 12:54pm On Apr 30*. Modified: 3:53pm On Apr 30 |
Are you sure it's not just hunger flogging the yeyenatu? I mean he performed at the APC convention in Abuja. This is someone from Jos, whose people are being sl@ughtered daily by herdsmen, aided by the incompetent government of the day. He no longer has any hit songs, no collabs, nothing. His glory days are now in his past. He will lose more weight insha Allah 📿🤲 26 Likes 4 Shares |
| Romance › Re: What Do You Do As A Guy, When She Says No? by zenburster: 6:24am On Apr 30*. Modified: 7:33am On May 03 |
wellmax:I thought Tinubu was dealing with you scallywags in Nigeria? So una still get time to be discussing about women? Nice one 👏 8 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Supreme Court To Deliver Judgment In ADC, PDP Leadership Crisis On Thursday by zenburster: 10:05pm On Apr 29 |
ppogba:As you dey like this, you think na life you dey live? 3 Likes |
| Politics › Re: President Tinubu Names Bianca Ojukwu Foreign Affairs Minister by zenburster: 9:13pm On Apr 29 |
Let him make her vice president, Piti piti aiye must de ba Tinubu. Insha Allah 🤲📿 |
| Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Portrait To Feature On U.S. Passports For 250th Independence Anniversary by zenburster: 1:44pm On Apr 29 |
This second coming of Trump just put paid to the moral grandstanding the USA used to have. Now there is no difference between what Trump does now and what dictators in Banana Republics in South America and Africa do. Is Trump now the king of America? Even King Charles doesn't have his image on the UK passport. I am sure its some brown-nosing aide or secretary who came up with this idea. America now has its own versions of Onanuga and Reno Omokori. What I am waiting for is for him to contest for an illegal third term. 3 Likes 2 Shares |
| Crime › Re: See The Big Cat I Killed Today by zenburster: 11:06am On Apr 29 |
When Trump said Nigeria is a shit hole country, I am sure clowns like the OP were crying foul. A cat doesn't just come from nowhere. That cat belonged to someone, must have gotten out of the house and missed its way into the oloribu OP's house, where it got massacred for nothing. I won't be surprised if the scallywag goes to church to give a testimony of how he killed an agent of the devil who came to steal his glory or something ridiculous like that. Nigerians normalize evil and barbaric behavior; this is why, when they continue with it outside the country, they get thrown into the slammer. |
| Politics › Re: Why Abeokuta South Must Move Forward With Performance - Femi Adeleye by zenburster: 9:08pm On Apr 28 |
Throw the black race into the dustbin. We will not be missed |
| Politics › Re: PRP Faction Dismisses Abuja Convention, Rejects ADC Takeover Plot by zenburster: 9:07pm On Apr 28*. Modified: 7:05am On Apr 29 |
TimeManager:Na life you dey live so like this? 3 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Why Chima Matthew Amadi’s Decision Is The Only Rational One - Amarachi Anyanwu by zenburster: 9:04pm On Apr 28 |
chuksjuve:Solid man wey im nyansh dey outside. Even gistlover carried his scandal that year. Oshisko 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: Why Chima Matthew Amadi’s Decision Is The Only Rational One - Amarachi Anyanwu by zenburster: 9:03pm On Apr 28 |
"A hunter who chases two rats in the bush will end up catching none." 2 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Nigeria’s Democracy And 2027 Elections Now Facing Existential Threat - Atiku by zenburster: 8:58pm On Apr 28 |
This man despite his claims of being some political wunderkind is actually a bumbling buffooooon who always gets in his own way and manages to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. If only he wasn't so ambitious in 2003 and try to unseat obasanjo, OBJ would have supported him in 2007 instead of Yar'adua and he would have done his 2 terms 2007 - 2015 and since retired to his real homeland, the UAE. Instead he has fumbled and bumbled 2007, 2011, 2015, 2019, 2023 and will still lose in 2027. A nyamayama fellow 3 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Malami Dares The EFCC On Seizure Of 50 Properties by zenburster: 7:21pm On Apr 28 |
Whatever evil thing happens to this man? He deserves every bit of it. I haven't seen Karma work like this in realtime before. It's like we are going back to the days of Elijah and co. Old Testament type shii |
| Politics › Re: Senator Gbenga Daniel Picked His APC Nomination Form In Abuja by zenburster: 7:19pm On Apr 28 |
Gbenga Daniel vs Dapo Abiodun for the same ticket. An immovable object vs and unstoppable force. May they cancel out themselves insha Jesus |
| Business › Re: Dangote Refinery Subsidises Petrol, Diesel Amid Price Surge by zenburster: 2:19pm On Apr 28 |
Who asked him? |
| Culture › Re: Osun Govt Deposes Gbenga Joseph Oloyede, Monarch Serving Jail Term In US by zenburster: 2:17pm On Apr 28 |
WorldRichest:Igbo people aren't the cause of your problems. After you make ad hominem attacks on them all day online, you will still go and face your problems waiting for you, offline 2 Likes |
| Culture › Re: Osun Govt Deposes Gbenga Joseph Oloyede, Monarch Serving Jail Term In US by zenburster: 2:16pm On Apr 28 |
Didn't they say the criminal hid the beaded crown and staff before heading to the USA to prevent the installation of a new monarch? I guess those things aren't really sacred and the replacements, easy to make |
| Food › Re: Breadfruit: What Is Your Experience With This Food? by zenburster: 11:29am On Apr 28 |
The first image triggered my trypophobia. Bleep!!! 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: Sanwo-olu debunks SaharaReporters Story, Insists Not Asked To Resign by zenburster: 6:58am On Apr 28*. Modified: 12:16pm On Apr 28 |
When they deny a rumor, just know it's true. 2 Likes |
| Crime › Re: EFCC Declares Halimat Adenike Tejuosho Wanted by zenburster: 12:07am On Apr 28 |
The jaws are tightening around Sanwo Olu and his minions. He just broke the 1st law of power: "Never outshine the master." |
| Politics › Re: ADC Presidential Primary Eelction: Atikulates Reply Obidients With A Song by zenburster: 4:13pm On Apr 26 |
yarimo:As a child, is the life you are currently living, what you wished for yourself? Your case is very sad. Your younger self would be very disappointed in your adult self if they ever met. What a pity. |
| Politics › Re: Opposition Parties In Nigeria Have Agreed To Field One Presidential Candidate by zenburster: 4:52pm On Apr 25*. Modified: 7:04am On Apr 26 |
yarimo:As a child, is the life you are currently living, what you wished for yourself? Your case is very sad. Your younger self would be very disappointed in your adult self if they ever met. What a pity. 13 Likes 1 Share |
but makinde is looking very sad in that picture as if he was forced to attend