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PoliticsRe: Governor Seyi Makinde Officially Declares For 2027 Presidency (video) by zenburster:
"A butterfly thinking itself a bird"
PoliticsRe: Surulere 1: Is Desmond Elliot Truly In Confrontation With Gbajabiamila? by zenburster: 1:35pm On May 14
The number of people who will kprai in this rivalry?

Isn't this why they kprai that Aye number 1 in surulere?
PoliticsRe: Primaries: Hon. Micah Jiba Kicks Against Candidate Imposition In AMAC/Bwari by zenburster: 12:23pm On May 14
Complaining because the consensus arrangement didn't favor him.

Would he have protested if the outcome was in his favor?
PetsRe: I Tried Helping My Chameleon Shed… Then Everything Went Wrong by zenburster: 12:21pm On May 14
Why do I think the OP is Suen in disguise?

Because I don't know how this kind of post makes it to the frontpage
TravelRe: Don't Come To America by zenburster: 12:04pm On May 14
brain54:
I didn't read everything you wrote...


Feeling sleepy. I stopped somewhere around the 3 paragraph.


But my question is why not come back since it's that bad instead of staying where you are?
Exactly!!!

Typical Nigerian, They climb up a ladder and pull it up with them.

America is bad, America is bad, come back? Mba.

Iku kprai the OP.
PoliticsRe: Lagos Assembly Seat: Nigerians Slam Desmond Elliot Over 4th Term Bid by zenburster: 8:14pm On May 13
Is this not why they killed that cult guy?
PoliticsRe: Crowd Mobs Peter Obi At Funeral Of Bishop Nworie In Abakiliki (vid) by zenburster: 6:28pm On May 13
richmond500:
Funeral is not a campaign ground.
Let's try and show respect to the dead

Can you in 200 words or less, write an essay on why a funeral isn't a campaign ground?

However, wipe the catarrh from your nose and the tears from your eyes before you start.
CelebritiesRe: Family Confirms Alexx Ekubo's Death After Battle With Kidney Cancer by zenburster: 5:30pm On May 13
"Husband"

How?

When?

Where?

To who?
BusinessRe: How Much Is In Your Emergency Fund? by zenburster:
Let's not lie, let's not steal, approximately #130m.

BusinessRe: Why We Sited Our Multi-Billion Naira Automobile Firm Branch in Benin – Skyewise by zenburster: 10:10am On May 13
Ohibenemma:
What exactly do they do? Import and sell cars? Or are they into manufacturing? If it's the former, there's nothing spectacular about it then. If the latter, then it's a noteworthy venture for Edo land.
"There is the outside business, and there is the main inside business."
- Bucchi Franklin (Oboz) - To Catch a Monkey
PoliticsRe: Seyi Makinde to unveil PDP-APM alliance, declare Presidential ambition May 14 by zenburster:
"A butterfly thinking itself a bird."

Seyi Makinde as president?

Most likely sponsored by Tulumbu, but to what end?

I don't know
BusinessRe: Lagos Govt. Seals Dominion Pizza Over Illegal Discharge Of Untreated Sewage by zenburster: 9:21pm On May 12
Dominos or Dominion?

OP, is everything okay upstairs?
HealthRe: Swollen Testicles by zenburster:
Imagine if it swells so much, it bursts like a balloon?

How will you explain to Angel Michael before he sends you in the other direction?
PoliticsRe: Lawmaker Yusuf Gagdi Spotted Riding Commercial Motorcycle by zenburster: 1:36pm On May 12
People still fall for this asinine antics in big 2026?

Really?

Reallyhuh
TravelRe: Ongoing Construction Of Phase 2 of The Lagos Blue Line Rail Project by zenburster:
Menclothing1:
As someone who have travel 15 countries in Africa am proud of this blue line anytime I board mile 2 to marina no country in west Africa has the standard of lagos electric blue line even Nigeria own lagos to Ibadan line can’t be compare with lagos own
"Who has", not "who have"

Singular, not plural.

Are you more than one person?

Are you legion?

Are you possessed?

Or just ins@ne
FamilyRe: Do Not Trust Anyone, Not Even Family by zenburster: 11:12am On May 12
In big 2026 humans still reason like the OP?

Kai!!!

He was ill, he died.

Want to know the cause of death?

Conduct an autopsy.

All this spiritual attack, family problems, devils and demons should have no place in 2026.

Kai!!!

Black man, black sense
CelebritiesRe: Miss Nollywood International Queen Hassana Ozohu Salisu Celebrates Her Manager, by zenburster: 10:16am On May 12
mecuries:
And somehow, this is front page worthy?
Its from an account controlled by Alex Reports, what do you expect?

Since Seun DGAF about his platfrom, you cant blame Alex
CelebritiesRe: Miss Nollywood International Queen Hassana Ozohu Salisu Celebrates Her Manager, by zenburster: 10:14am On May 12
Alex Reports and peak "phuuling". is like 5 and 6.

Cojoined twins.

eleribus
CultureRe: Governor Adeleke Approved The Deposition Of Oba Oloyede As The Ipetumodu King by zenburster: 10:41pm On May 11
Some crips or bloods member young enough to be this man's son will be kpanshing this baba in prison.


Chai!!!

Aru!!!

A whole obahuh
PoliticsRe: 2027: Why I Joined The Alliance With Peter Obi - Rabiu Kwankwaso by zenburster: 10:37pm On May 11
Scallywag


This is something that was proposed on 2022 and he refused, claiming to be more politically relevant than Gringory.

Pride goes before a fall
EducationRe: FG Exempts Colleges Of Education Applicants From Writing JAMB UTME by zenburster:
Bigscreen2:
This is a good idea ,it will help the situation
Are you d-@ft or cannot think deeply?

Do you know the second and third-order effects of this Ill thought-out policy?

People who can't even pass JAMB will become future teachers.

And it's a good policy?

Man, you are cooked
EducationRe: FG Exempts Colleges Of Education Applicants From Writing JAMB UTME by zenburster: 4:23pm On May 11
If you have any sense, as a parent, don't bother sending your kids to school.

Homeschool them.

They want to send the worst of the worst to colleges of education.

I can bet you that this new rule was made for our brothers from the north who are given 3/100 as pass mark to enter unity schools.

The 0lodos who can't pass jamb, will be the ones who will become teachers.

The mediocrity will be passed on.

We are cooked.
EducationRe: Everyday Incorrect Words We Speak In Nigeria by zenburster: 4:20pm On May 11
The OP definitely can't be serious.

The average Nigerian doesn't know where to use "has" and "have".

Singular and plural.

The mistake is now so commonplace that you even see it in corporate comms and even newspapers.

"He have told them..."

Instead of commenting on that, the scallywag is talking about UBA and GTB.
PoliticsRe: 2027: Governor Hope Uzodinma Confirms Senatorial Bid for Imo West by zenburster: 2:10pm On May 10
toprealman:
When you see a greedy selfish piece of shit, won’t you know?
I mean he came 4th in an election yet was made governor.

I won't be surprised if he doesn't resign, contests as governor and becomes the first simultaneous governor and senator ever, in Nigeria
PoliticsRe: 2027: Governor Hope Uzodinma Confirms Senatorial Bid for Imo West by zenburster: 1:45pm On May 10
His tenure expires on the 15th of January 2028.

Is he going to resign to contest in 2027?

Does he want to contest as governor for the Senate?

This country is wild
PoliticsRe: APC Governors Forum splits as Governors Uzodimma & Abiodun lead rival factions by zenburster: 5:16am On May 09
This news gives me much pleasure.

Chai!!
PoliticsRe: Why Nigeria Should Allow China Manage Electricity Sector For 20 Years - Goje by zenburster: 11:33pm On May 08
Then, after the expiration of the 20 years, control reverts to the incompetent Nigerians who couldn't provide steady power ab initio?

Then we would be back to square one?

There is a reason why the management staff and others in sensitive positions in DIL are Indians/Russians.

Nigerians can't maintain anything.

Instead, China should be invited to colonize Nigeria forever.

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