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Travel › Re: Ekiti Moves To Cut Transport Fare By 50 Percent, Rolls Out 15 CNG Buses by zenburster: 9:43am On Oct 02

Cutting transportation fares by 50% with a mere 15 buses?

How many people are in Ekiti again?

That state should be converted into a mega farm, and everyone living there into serfs to work on it

What a joke

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Politics › Re: Gbadebo Rhodes-Vivour's Attempt To Speak Yoruba Backfires At The Platform by zenburster: 9:38am On Oct 02

The Lagos State Commissioner for Environment is online boasting about the cheapest of his watches being $80,000.

A man who has never run a business or come from means, wealth, or pedigree; same with his boss, Sanwo, who has been caught wearing watches in public that go for at least $200k.

Yet, individuals who can barely rub two pennies together are "setting traps" for GRV, who is trying to free Lagos State from a cornucopia of thieves and watch freaks.

GRV, as governor or not, will be fine. I doubt the average Yoruba person who is more enthusiastic about who can speak the best Yoruba language.

Politics › Re: Benin Has Bad Roads - Cubana Chief Priest Begs Nigerians To Pray For Benin by zenburster: 12:08pm On Sep 30

Whilst their Oba has reduced himself to campaigning for the APC and Tulumbu, their governor is a barely literate nincompoop who is promising Tulumbu 2.5m votes in a state that has never hit 1m in any election since 1999 till date.

All because Oshiomole wanted to become a de facto Godfather and turn Edo into his own fiefdom.

A state where even illiterates speak perfect English even without going to school. Edo state is now a shadow of itself. A shame

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Politics › Re: The Undue Influence And Political Risks Behind Yayi’s Fleet by zenburster: 12:25pm On Sep 29

After his 8 years ias Ogun governor, watch him cross to Ekiti where his father is buried, to contest for some position again.

Business › Re: 33 Months Without Pay: What Happened To Niger Delta Contractors? by zenburster: 11:21am On Sep 29

Why does this topic keep coming up?

What do you want from us?

Politics › Re: Binani Is a spy for Kachalla Atiku, She Is Not A Normal Person - Babachir Lawal by zenburster: 9:13am On Sep 29*

This man is no saint o!!!

Wasn't he the one involved in the scandal where almost #300m was used to cut grass, and he was disgraced out of office?

Suddenly, he has joined the NDC and is forming brand new?

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Celebrities › Re: Igbo Billionaire With Heavily Armed Security (video) by zenburster: 4:21pm On Sep 28

Importer, Exporter, Koko Water

"If I perish, I perish. O Madu ga eme ya!"

Money must be made

Politics › Re: There Is No Angel In Nigeria - Umahi To Peter Obi by zenburster: 3:33pm On Sep 28

At this point, I think Umahi has Obi on his brain

I think he is farming engagements. He knows if he speaks about Obi, Nigerians will talk about him.

A shameless man

Politics › Re: APC Supporters Back Party Candidates But Reject Tinubu At Damaturu Rally by zenburster: 2:05pm On Sep 28

So if the North is saying they don't want Tinubu, they are slyly trying to say Atiku is the man?

A parasitic region less than 4 years out of power is already crying and wailing?

I hate Tulumbu with my being, but instead of Atiku winning, let him complete his second term.

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Politics › Re: Umahi Under Fire Over ‘Not Igbo Turn’ Comment by zenburster: 10:22am On Sep 28

When the people's uprising eventually starts, y'all should leave this man for me.

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Agriculture › Re: Nairalander Harvested A 19kg Yam From His Backyard Garden (Pictures) by zenburster: 10:20am On Sep 28

I stopped reading after this: "When Remi Tinubu harvested her vegetables last year from her Aso villa garden,"

The OP is an unfortunate person.

Hay-lay-ri-bu

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Politics › Re: One Million March For Tinubu In Borno (Video) by zenburster: 9:27am On Sep 28

They will later come out to cry about how they were each promised #1m and got nothing.

This is why the government destroys our educational system so citizens won't be capable of independent thinking

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Autos › Re: Know The Total Cost: Buying Vehicle + Shipping + Clearing Of Any Vehicle by zenburster: 8:25am On Sep 28

SHEGZYDONIAA:
Total estimated budget with clearing cost = 16m

It can be 2015 or 2016

With what possible mileage?

Celebrities › Re: Nollywood Actor, Rykardo Agbor In Car Accident by zenburster: 8:23am On Sep 28

I see this way-ray jogging along Ogunlana drive on weekdays.

With his bleached skin and red eyes.

Was he sleeping whilst driving or did he smoke Igbo?

Events › Re: Nigerian Bride Lifts Groom In Joyful Wedding Ceremony by zenburster: 3:30am On Sep 28

Lostprince:
Serious case of fibroids? Are you for real?

Come on, gettat

Sports › Re: IkoroduCity Hails Obi's Presence At Home Game vs Rangers, Then Deletes Post by zenburster: 9:07pm On Sep 27

Probably pressure from "above".

They are completely spineless; they should not have posted anything ab initio.

Hayleriboos

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Events › Re: Nigerian Bride Lifts Groom In Joyful Wedding Ceremony by zenburster: 6:43pm On Sep 27

Is she pregnant or is that just an oversized FUPA or a serious case of fibroid?

I guess we will never know.

Christianity Etc › Do You Want To Live Long Or Are You Just Afraid Of Dying? by zenburster(op): 4:06pm On Sep 27

Think carefully before penning down a treatise in response to the question above

Education › Re: NECO 2026: Kano Beats Lagos, Oyo, Emerges Best-performing State by zenburster: 2:06pm On Sep 27

Richtaiwo:
It is either you never participated in the scheme or you are simply lying. As a matter of fact, I never encountered a Northerner who embarrassed his alma mater through poor use of English. On the contrary, I encountered several Southerners, particularly from the SE both at the Orientation Camp and PPA, who could barely string words together into simple sentences. Their faces are still vividly etched in my mind as I type this.

Ogbeni lo kpokunso

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Education › Re: NECO 2026: Kano Beats Lagos, Oyo, Emerges Best-performing State by zenburster: 1:31pm On Sep 27

We all know this is a lie.

Have you met the average Northerner in NYSC camp?

People who claim to be graduates but can barely read or write?

Best performing state my ass.

I am done!!!

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Investment › Re: Fixed Deposit Vs Mutual Funds: Which Pays Returns With ₦100k Investment? by zenburster: 11:24am On Sep 27

What do you mean by "pays"?

With the reduction of MPR by the CBN from 26% to 23.5% means automatically that rates across all fixed income instruments goes down.

Now compare the rate and tenure vis a viz the inflation rate currently.

And you will see that investing that #100k in pounded yam and ogbono is the best course of action.

Eat and enjoy yourself.

Na who dey alive dey invest.

#100k is nothing in the grand scheme of things.

Nigeria is a 💩 hole ATM

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Christianity Etc › Re: Christians Storm The Streets Of Iran Boldly Declaring For Jesus (video/photos) by zenburster: 11:05am On Sep 27

If they kprai them now who will they blame?

At least it gives them the opportunity to go meet their master

Christianity Etc › Re: Celebrating Bishop David Oyedepo's 72nd Birthday by zenburster: 10:03am On Sep 27

Happy birthday to an OG religious scammer and pulpit bandit.

Christianity Etc › Re: US Airman Credits God For Survival, Rescue After Parachute Failure In Iran by zenburster: 10:01am On Sep 27

Yimu!!!

Liesli!, lies!!! Nothing but lies!!!

TV/Movies › Re: ‘Black Market’ Breaks Guinness World Record With Over 51,000 Viewers At TBS by zenburster: 9:58am On Sep 27

ijayalolo:
Maybe wail or something. Dem force you to read the news?

Thank you for your attention to this matter

A wide aneema isn't hard to spot

Christianity Etc › Re: Is Masturbation A Sin Or Did We Make It One? by zenburster: 9:50am On Sep 27*

If your conscience doesn't condemn you, then continue.

If it does, stop.

Heaven or hell? Your choice

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Christianity Etc › Re: 5 Types Of Churches Every Young Person Should Avoid. by zenburster: 9:48am On Sep 27

TLDR Avoid all churches.

Especially all Nigerian churches.

99.9999% of them are scam centers led by religious scammers and pulpit bandits.

No one called them, hunger, joblessness and some outright luna@cy "called" them.

Do yourself a solid and stay home

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TV/Movies › Re: ‘Black Market’ Breaks Guinness World Record With Over 51,000 Viewers At TBS by zenburster: 7:23am On Sep 27

So what do we do with this information? start to dance? or fry beans?

51,000 idle people

shior

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Politics › Re: APC To Report Wike To Tinubu Over Rift With Govs by zenburster: 2:04pm On Sep 26

This news has left me absolutely chuffed.

May what has begun, be brought to an absolute conclusion.

May the internecine war never end.

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