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Politics › Re: Nigerians Will Witness Drop In Transportation Costs From October 1, Tinubu Insis by zenburster: 10:29pm On Sep 19

He like Atiku claimed, wants to stylishly return subsidy then remove it next year.

If Nigerians falls for this guy man, na dem know

Politics › Re: Kwara North Set To Surpass Kwara Central As Largest Voting Bloc In 2027 – KMC by zenburster: 5:59pm On Sep 19

And how does this translate to good governance?

How does this benefit the electorate?

You people will never have sense at this point.

Ask the Kardashians (Kano, Kaduna, Kastina) how it has worked out for them.

Scâllywægs!!!

Politics › Re: Wike Collects Mama T Land In Abuja - Isaac Fayose (Video) by zenburster: 4:54pm On Sep 19*

She thought bearing the mark of the beast would exempt her from the effects of bad governance.

🤣🤣🤣

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Crime › Re: Lady Claims Money Turned Into Papers After Old Woman Used Juju On Her (Video) by zenburster: 11:14am On Sep 19

In big 2026, we still have humans like this who think people can use juju to turn money into paper?

Wow wow wow 😲

Politics › Re: Tinubu won't attend the 81st UNGA in New York - Sahara Reporters by zenburster: 10:06pm On Sep 18

Dpaulie:
Tinubu Dey avoid USA like plaque

Tinubu is avoiding the USA, like a vampire avoids sunlight

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Politics › Re: Tinubu won't attend the 81st UNGA in New York - Sahara Reporters by zenburster: 10:03pm On Sep 18

psalmsjob:
Maybe the deaths of the illegal miners is done to ensure the president doesn't attend the UN meeting as we know how Peter Obi and his supporters along with Atiku and all the opposition always sponsor a terrorist attack or something scandalous in the country to embarrass Nigeria and President Tinubu whenever we are being applauded abroad just as tgey did during his olanned trip on state visit to UK recently.

God will defeat all the enemies of Nigeria no matter what they hide under

Whoever did you like this is strong.

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Politics › Re: Tinubu won't attend the 81st UNGA in New York - Sahara Reporters by zenburster: 9:40pm On Sep 18

🤣🤣🤣🤣

With all the mouth that Jimoh Ibrahim made?

Tinubu is a criminal, he can't dare go to the USA.

Even during Obama's time when he was conniving with dem Amaechi, and others to remove GEJ, and they traveled to meet Obama in the USA, Tinubu didn't dare show face.

Shettima with his gworo English will represent him as usual

May he not miss yarn like last year and draw the ire of Trump.

Politics › Re: I Will Scrap Office Of First Lady – Sowore by zenburster: 12:06pm On Sep 18

Small nyansh dey shake o!!!

This one too is making promises. 🤣🤣🤣

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Crime › Re: 33 Suspected Illegal Miners Die Mysteriously In NSCDC Custody In Niger State by zenburster: 12:48am On Sep 18*

Same NSCDC whose officers are deeply involved in illegal mining?

I can bet with Tinubus shriveled testicles that they were offed and their deaths isn't natural

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Politics › Re: Toyin Abraham Rejects APC’s Appointment by zenburster: 12:33am On Sep 18

Just watch.

It's now those APC urchins will remember that although she bears Toyin as an appellation, she isn't really Yoruba but from Edo state, who they regard as Igbo.

Just give them some time. Tribalism will soon enter.

She rode on the back of a tiger in 2023,by sticking out her neck for Tinubu, calling herself "Tinubu baby", boasting about the meetings she had with Tinubu and the plans he has with her.

It's only fair that she must end up in its stomach this time around

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Politics › Re: NEIS Poll: Peter Obi Leading In North East, North West, South West, Etc by zenburster: 4:27pm On Sep 16

Yorugbas won't like this

Foreign Affairs › Re: Congo President Tshisekedi Pushes For Third Term Bid, Sparks Violence (Video) by zenburster: 12:41pm On Sep 16

I trust Tinubu to try this.

Celebrities › Re: Promiseland Terminates Tonto Dikeh’s Brand Ambassadorial Contract by zenburster: 11:19am On Sep 16*

If ordinary Tonto Dike is collecting #500m, how much will Davido, Burna collect?

#500 trillion?

What "business" do they do to be able to pay #500m to just one "ambassador"?

In fact, I smell a rat.

This is fake and considering Alex Reports is involved, I am cocksure that it's a fake "arrangee" ambassadorship.

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Nairaland General › Re: Dr. Omoaefe Ejere Emerges President Of 36 Pals Development Initiatives In Abuja by zenburster: 11:15am On Sep 16

Another tripe of a post from the stables of Alex Reports

Nairaland General › Re: I Haven’t Seen A Tomboy Above 45 Years Old by zenburster: 11:13am On Sep 16

Is Weird MC a joke to you? Eh?

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Car Talk › How Genuine Is Auction Export? by zenburster(op): 8:37am On Sep 16

How genuine is that Auction Export website?

They claim you can pay in Naira and get your car shipped to you in Lagos.

The car dealers aren't even satisfied with 20% gain, these people are doing 100% gain, so I need alternatives.

I just want to be sure I am not losing money to a yahoo boy who has created a fake website.

Please help

Car Talk › How Genuine Is Auction Export? by zenburster(op): 7:50am On Sep 16

Investment › Re: ₦100,000 Refinery Investment Can Make Investors Millionaires In 2 Years: Dangote by zenburster: 8:52pm On Sep 15

Effing liar

Pants on fire.

We will be here to see the millionaires this IPO will produce

Travel › Re: Ogun Airport’s $800 Million Question Now Faces Ogun Taxpayers - Emmanuel Faleye by zenburster: 4:13pm On Sep 15

Has the "airport" been converted to a fellowship center like that built by that rambunctious, lousy, fake professor of engineering called Umahi of Ebony state?

If it hasn't then there is still hope.

"E wole fa gba" 🎶

Watching house of assembly members of Ogun state singing the praises of that credit card fraudster with fake educational certificates, made me sick to my stomach.

I can bet you that $100m.wasnt used in building that airport.

The rest has gone into buying white dye for his goatee.

Politics › Re: 'No Vacancy In Aso Rock For The Next 4 Or 5 Years': Oba Of Lagos Backs Tinubu by zenburster: 9:58am On Sep 15

Why 4 or 5 years? Why not 40 or 50?

A scallywag of an Oba.

Aren't traditional leaders meant to be impatial fathers of all?

Is he supposed to take sides?

If I insult the O lori bu now, the yorugbas here will call themselves, not me, 0mo ale.

Nonsense and ingredients

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Politics › Re: Tinubu Was Not Investigated, He Forfeited Client Funds To The FBI - Omokri by zenburster: 11:07pm On Sep 13*

Go resume in Mexico Mr loudmouth.

Let the cartel barb you one hairstyle wey no good

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Family › Re: I Had No Idea My Wife Was Sexually Abusing Our 7-Year-Old Daughter - Husband by zenburster: 10:38am On Sep 13

A simpleton who lacks even the smallest iota of sense.

You married a woman whose online moniker is FreakyQueen, and you didnt suspect a thing?

Dont you live in the same abode with her?

This man should be arrested too or aiding and abetting the production of CSAM and pedophilia.

Science/Technology › Re: Nigerian Professor Unveils Keyboard For Igbo, Hausa, Yoruba by zenburster: 8:58am On Sep 13

How long shall we continue with such inanities like this?

Christianity Etc › Re: A Simple Prayer of Repentance Take You To Heaven by zenburster: 8:56am On Sep 13

Who has died, gone to heaven and returned to tell us what is there?

E koshi lo abeg

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Femi Fani-Kayode Reacts To Murder Of Michael Taiwo, James Nwankwo In SouthAfrica by zenburster: 7:41pm On Sep 12

This one no concern me.
Any Nigerian still residing in that hostile country that has clearly stated that they dont want Nigerians, clearly has a death wish.

This is what Yorugbas call "Iku sara".

My own is when is Reno going to resume or is the worldcup still ongoing?

Politics › Re: Muhammad Musa Rejects Appointment To APC Campaign Committee by zenburster: 12:36am On Sep 12

Like play like play, this Atiku's lamba about restoring the fuel subsidy is fast gaining ground, especially amongst Northerners.

You know those ones like socialism, sharing of free money et.al
This is why they are the highest applicants for NELFUND loans, as they wrongly assume they won't have to pay back.

Awon elebi,

Wake up, folks, Atiku ATP is ready to promise his mother's hand in marriage to anyone just to win the election.

However, trust me, its all lamba; subsidy isn't returning.

Health › Re: Nigerian Gay Man Appeals For Help (Video) by zenburster: 5:51pm On Sep 11

GFP.

Ever heard of it?

Google it.

Politics › Re: VP Shettima To Represent Tinubu At BRICS Summit In India by zenburster: 3:19pm On Sep 11

[b]On the 23rd of this month, the president of Nigeria is scheduled to make a speech at the UNGA.

I can bet with his gworo colored teeth that he will send Shettima as usual.

Like he has done for the past 2 years running.

Dem no born Tulumbu well to set foot on US soil.[/b]

Nairaland General › Re: We Changed The Font On Nairaland by zenburster: 3:08pm On Sep 11

Instead of this "anti-spam bot has banned you for 30 minutes" nonsense,
Seun, why not let the LLM-based moderator run before the user submits the comment?
So they can correct themselves or abandon the comment entirely, instead of allowing any comment to go through and then banning them?

If you try to comment on Reddit and it infringes/breaks any of the rules of the subreddit, you wont be able to submit, as the system points it out.

Why is Nairaland's system the opposite?

This seems to be a little change, but it will greatly improve the user experience in this place. Much better than these cosmetic changes which serve little purpose

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Politics › Re: Filth: Sanwo-olu Declares State Of Emergency On Waste Management by zenburster: 4:06pm On Sep 10

Declaring a state of emergency when the oga in charge doesn't even reside in Lagos state.

The environment oga is a remote worker, working out of the UK.

When Sanwo is ready, be knows what to do.

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