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Celebrities › Re: Promiseland Terminates Tonto Dikeh’s Brand Ambassadorial Contract by zenburster: 11:19am On Sep 16*

If ordinary Tonto Dike is collecting #500m, how much will Davido, Burna collect?

#500 trillion?

What "business" do they do to be able to pay #500m to just one "ambassador"?

In fact, I smell a rat.

This is fake and considering Alex Reports is involved, I am cocksure that it's a fake "arrangee" ambassadorship.

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Nairaland General › Re: Dr. Omoaefe Ejere Emerges President Of 36 Pals Development Initiatives In Abuja by zenburster: 11:15am On Sep 16

Another tripe of a post from the stables of Alex Reports

Nairaland General › Re: I Haven’t Seen A Tomboy Above 45 Years Old by zenburster: 11:13am On Sep 16

Is Weird MC a joke to you? Eh?

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Car Talk › How Genuine Is Auction Export? by zenburster(op): 8:37am On Sep 16

How genuine is that Auction Export website?

They claim you can pay in Naira and get your car shipped to you in Lagos.

The car dealers aren't even satisfied with 20% gain, these people are doing 100% gain, so I need alternatives.

I just want to be sure I am not losing money to a yahoo boy who has created a fake website.

Please help

Car Talk › How Genuine Is Auction Export? by zenburster(op): 7:50am On Sep 16

Investment › Re: ₦100,000 Refinery Investment Can Make Investors Millionaires In 2 Years: Dangote by zenburster: 8:52pm On Sep 15

Effing liar

Pants on fire.

We will be here to see the millionaires this IPO will produce

Travel › Re: Ogun Airport’s $800 Million Question Now Faces Ogun Taxpayers - Emmanuel Faleye by zenburster: 4:13pm On Sep 15

Has the "airport" been converted to a fellowship center like that built by that rambunctious, lousy, fake professor of engineering called Umahi of Ebony state?

If it hasn't then there is still hope.

"E wole fa gba" 🎶

Watching house of assembly members of Ogun state singing the praises of that credit card fraudster with fake educational certificates, made me sick to my stomach.

I can bet you that $100m.wasnt used in building that airport.

The rest has gone into buying white dye for his goatee.

Politics › Re: 'No Vacancy In Aso Rock For The Next 4 Or 5 Years': Oba Of Lagos Backs Tinubu by zenburster: 9:58am On Sep 15

Why 4 or 5 years? Why not 40 or 50?

A scallywag of an Oba.

Aren't traditional leaders meant to be impatial fathers of all?

Is he supposed to take sides?

If I insult the O lori bu now, the yorugbas here will call themselves, not me, 0mo ale.

Nonsense and ingredients

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Politics › Re: Tinubu Was Not Investigated, He Forfeited Client Funds To The FBI - Omokri by zenburster: 11:07pm On Sep 13*

Go resume in Mexico Mr loudmouth.

Let the cartel barb you one hairstyle wey no good

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Family › Re: I Had No Idea My Wife Was Sexually Abusing Our 7-Year-Old Daughter - Husband by zenburster: 10:38am On Sep 13

A simpleton who lacks even the smallest iota of sense.

You married a woman whose online moniker is FreakyQueen, and you didnt suspect a thing?

Dont you live in the same abode with her?

This man should be arrested too or aiding and abetting the production of CSAM and pedophilia.

Science/Technology › Re: Nigerian Professor Unveils Keyboard For Igbo, Hausa, Yoruba by zenburster: 8:58am On Sep 13

How long shall we continue with such inanities like this?

Christianity Etc › Re: A Simple Prayer of Repentance Take You To Heaven by zenburster: 8:56am On Sep 13

Who has died, gone to heaven and returned to tell us what is there?

E koshi lo abeg

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Femi Fani-Kayode Reacts To Murder Of Michael Taiwo, James Nwankwo In SouthAfrica by zenburster: 7:41pm On Sep 12

This one no concern me.
Any Nigerian still residing in that hostile country that has clearly stated that they dont want Nigerians, clearly has a death wish.

This is what Yorugbas call "Iku sara".

My own is when is Reno going to resume or is the worldcup still ongoing?

Politics › Re: Muhammad Musa Rejects Appointment To APC Campaign Committee by zenburster: 12:36am On Sep 12

Like play like play, this Atiku's lamba about restoring the fuel subsidy is fast gaining ground, especially amongst Northerners.

You know those ones like socialism, sharing of free money et.al
This is why they are the highest applicants for NELFUND loans, as they wrongly assume they won't have to pay back.

Awon elebi,

Wake up, folks, Atiku ATP is ready to promise his mother's hand in marriage to anyone just to win the election.

However, trust me, its all lamba; subsidy isn't returning.

Health › Re: Nigerian Gay Man Appeals For Help (Video) by zenburster: 5:51pm On Sep 11

GFP.

Ever heard of it?

Google it.

Politics › Re: VP Shettima To Represent Tinubu At BRICS Summit In India by zenburster: 3:19pm On Sep 11

[b]On the 23rd of this month, the president of Nigeria is scheduled to make a speech at the UNGA.

I can bet with his gworo colored teeth that he will send Shettima as usual.

Like he has done for the past 2 years running.

Dem no born Tulumbu well to set foot on US soil.[/b]

Nairaland General › Re: We Changed The Font On Nairaland by zenburster: 3:08pm On Sep 11

Instead of this "anti-spam bot has banned you for 30 minutes" nonsense,
Seun, why not let the LLM-based moderator run before the user submits the comment?
So they can correct themselves or abandon the comment entirely, instead of allowing any comment to go through and then banning them?

If you try to comment on Reddit and it infringes/breaks any of the rules of the subreddit, you wont be able to submit, as the system points it out.

Why is Nairaland's system the opposite?

This seems to be a little change, but it will greatly improve the user experience in this place. Much better than these cosmetic changes which serve little purpose

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Politics › Re: Filth: Sanwo-olu Declares State Of Emergency On Waste Management by zenburster: 4:06pm On Sep 10

Declaring a state of emergency when the oga in charge doesn't even reside in Lagos state.

The environment oga is a remote worker, working out of the UK.

When Sanwo is ready, be knows what to do.

Politics › Re: I Am Supporting President Tinubu In 2027 Election - Fmr. Governor Ortom by zenburster: 9:59am On Sep 10

In 2027, it will be:

One Man, One Vote.
One Man, One Matchet.
- T.M Aluko

Education › Re: Student Loans: What Happens When Graduates Cannot Repay? by zenburster: 9:25am On Sep 10

They will be captured and sent off to gulags where they will spend the rest of their years, slaving on collectivist farms.

Since una no wan get sense, maybe you will learn it there.

Especially those northerners, throwing parties when granted loans. Their love for "free money" is out of this world.

Politics › Re: 2027: Sdp’s Adebayo Promises Solar Power On Every Nigerian Roof Within 11 Months by zenburster: 9:21am On Sep 10*

You know he is lying,
He knows he is lying.
He knows you know he is lying.
You know he knows you know that he is lying.

Yet, he continues lying unashamedly.

Feeding you lot heavy Lamba.

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Politics › Re: Charismatic Bishops Endorse Tinubu by zenburster: 9:16pm On Sep 09*

Religious scammers and pulpit bandits.

With lying tongues,, saying 'God said", when God didn't say anything.

Their reward is on earth and in heaven, of they every make it.

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Politics › Re: Our Motion For Leave To File Brief Amicus Accepted- Von-Batten by zenburster: 2:50pm On Sep 09

I really like this Ikemefuna fellow. He is working for that $1.2m

Tinubu must be internationally disgraced.

That UNGA meeting brother Juimoh swore Tinubu will attend; I can swear on Buhari's rotten testicles that he won't.

He will send, as usual, Shettima, with his Gworo-English which no one can understand, to attend in his stead.

That one will go there and start talking about what doesn't concern him.

Remember what he did last year, speaking about Palestine, etc which made Trump start to "touchlight" Nigeria, which led to the Christian genocide talk, the bombings, and the establishment of a US base which we never had before?

Just watch how this shii will play out.

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Politics › Re: NSCIA Alleges Religious Bias In El-Rufai’s Incarceration by zenburster: 9:14am On Sep 09

The person persecuting him (Tinubu) is Muslim or a fake Muslim.

The person instigating the persecution (Ribadu) is also a Muslim.

The minister of defence is just a loud mouth looking for a way to please his master Tulumbu and isn't behind this affair.

I don't want to hear this is a Christian backed case

I know Muslims and their devious Taqqiya practices, they know religion isn't behind this matter. The man confessed to hacking the NSAs mobile phone, was it a Christian who told him to do that?

Be guided

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Sports › Re: Photos And Videos Of The Renovation Of Teslim Balogun Stadium, Lagos by zenburster: 8:18am On Sep 09

If not for lack of maintenance culture, and using it as an avenue to steal, wasn't it just yesterday that renovation work was done on it?

Eko ti baje

Politics › Re: SDP Guber candidate , Ex-IGP Adamu empowers thousands in Nasarawa North by zenburster: 10:47pm On Sep 08*

A life long, career civil servant , where did he get the money?

Same way with Atiku who retired from Customs at 42 in 1989 and in 1992, was wealthy enough to contest for the SDP presidential ticket.

Thieves, all of them are thieves.

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Crime › Re: Nigerian Man Jailed For 25 Years For Raping 19-Year-Old Lady In The UK by zenburster: 7:31pm On Sep 08

Poco Lee is finished 🤣🤣🤣

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Politics › Re: Northern APC Leaders Threaten To Stop Support For Tinubu Over Wike's Ambition by zenburster: 5:52pm On Sep 08

It's the turn off the South, why is Atiku contesting?

These people can't accept what they freely dish out.

Same people will never accept a Christian Christian ticket but they say Christians must accept Muslim Muslim ticket because they are the majority.

Nigeria should split, we aren't one

Politics › Re: Abia Guber: I Am The Messiah To Liberate Abians, Otti Has No Legacy - Ogala by zenburster: 3:28pm On Sep 08

Forgive her for she knows not what she is saying.

Its the legions of demons in her speaking.

The demons she contracted from Jeremiah Omotofinfin, cross-eyed Chris Oko Afo and other pulpit banditos she has been sleeping with.

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Politics › Re: Senator Buba’s Aide, Tilde Resigns Amid Banditry Allegations Scandal by zenburster: 12:13pm On Sep 08

The rats are abandoning the ship

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