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Thanks bro.....got that into my medulla oblongata...




@Zendinho, the oil money they are sharing now was realized 3months back. The impact of the fall in oil price in Nigeria will felt later after three months.
Capito??[/quote]

Hahahahhaha......
Guy you funny i swear....
So my noise making go make them change mind....
I see one of them....a civil servant.

Keeping noise until they see this your comment and change mind...a nakogheri.[/quote]

Maybe you can help me....
To me, boooooom is the sound of a moving car.


boom in Feb? Do you know the meaning of oil boom?[/quote]

That's great....I love the analysis

That's because oil is sold in 3 months arrears.
What is being shared now was what was sold 3 months ago

Starting from when oil prices crashed to around $20, count 3 months (june - july) and we would have very little to share except emergency loans are procured. That is when the real economic impact of covid19 will register on the land.

Private firms are already not paying salaries and by then, even federal and state governments wont be able to pay if they don't get quick loans or assess our foreign reserve.

Brace up guys because oil prices won't/can't rebound overnight!

What's tha business?[/quote]

By our fruits you know them
Are you a civil servant?


in fact it is a miracle. I don't expect this but things may be difficult from next month due to oil price woe[/quote]

Am only afraid of the month of June if lockdown continue.....

The thing taya me o. Abrakadaba goferment. Is like they depleted reserves.[/quote]

Dancing Awilo Logumba....Skelewa...Shoki....Alanta....

Salary for April sure....

But come o where them take see money come share am pass Feb with the dropping oil prices....

February with oil boom: 600billion+
March without oil 700billion+

Am not understanding.

Mod do justice to this article....

Where are our Pastors, Rev, Imam, GO'S, Prophets, Prophetesses, Babalawos etc...

Pls we need them now now now.

SOME OF THE ASSIGNMENTS TO EXPECT IN SCHOOLS AFTER COVID-19


* English teacher: Write an essay on Corona virus

*Maths teacher: if corona virus is COVID-19 then find the probability COVID-18 and COVID-20 are both viruses. .

* Biology teacher: Define Corona Virus and state two ways of avoiding it.

*Religious Studies: To the extent of closing down all the churches/ mosque in the world Corona Virus was real. True Or False?

* Social Studies: According to NTA "National Television Authority" Corona virus originated from__________

* Chemistry teacher: What is the empirical formula for Corona virus. Write the chemical formula forge reaction of COVID-19 with 5G

* Agric teacher: How did you manage to eat during the lockdown against spread of Corona Virus?

* Physics teacher: If Corona virus pandemic broke out in 2020 then what is the atomic mass lost from COVID-20 to describe it as COVID-19?

*Fine art teacher : draw corona virus in you drawing book

*Music teacher : How many people composed music using corona virus and what were the keys and time signatures

*Literature teacher: Which figure of speech is the statement "corona virus, the pandemic that changed the world"

*Economics teacher:
Draw a curve to show how the rise of corona led to increase in demand for hand sanitizers and face masks

*Accounting teacher:How much was donated to fight COVID-19, how much was spent and how much is remaining

*History teacher: COVID-19 started in which year

*Geography teacher : describe with the use of map, the country where corona virus originated.
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Kindly add those subjects not included.

SOME OF THE ASSIGNMENTS TO EXPECT IN SCHOOLS AFTER COVID-19


* English teacher: Write an essay on Corona virus

*Maths teacher: if corona virus is COVID-19 then find the probability COVID-18 and COVID-20 are both viruses. .

* Biology teacher: Define Corona Virus and state two ways of avoiding it.

*Religious Studies: To the extent of closing down all the churches/ mosque in the world Corona Virus was real. True Or False?

* Social Studies: According to NTA "National Television Authority" Corona virus originated from__________

* Chemistry teacher: What is the empirical formula for Corona virus. Write the chemical formula forge reaction of COVID-19 with 5G

* Agric teacher: How did you manage to eat during the lockdown against spread of Corona Virus?

* Physics teacher: If Corona virus pandemic broke out in 2020 then what is the atomic mass lost from COVID-20 to describe it as COVID-19?

*Fine art teacher : draw corona virus in you drawing book

*Music teacher : How many people composed music using corona virus and what were the keys and time signatures

*Literature teacher: Which figure of speech is the statement "corona virus, the pandemic that changed the world"

*Economics teacher:
Draw a curve to show how the rise of corona led to increase in demand for hand sanitizers and face masks

*Accounting teacher:How much was donated to fight COVID-19, how much was spent and how much is remaining

*History teacher: COVID-19 started in which year

*Geography teacher : describe with the use of map, the country where corona virus originated.
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Kindly add those subjects not included.

The problem of Nigeria may not be the leaders but the followers as highlighted thus:

1.Who voted for the leaders?

2. Who goes to the leaders to solicit for favors vis a vis #oga find something for boys#?

3.Who complain of bad governance?

4.At the pooling booth, who collect token and not vote their conscience?

5. Imagine the scenario the topic is talking about.....A FELLOWER.

It's a terrific situation that should be looked into.

I weep for the unborn generation

And also the perfect opportunity for a 'once and for all', 'final solution' revolution. It is now or never for the hapless, feckless, hopeless and mostly useless Nigerian masses.

If they don't fight to take back their country now that things have fallen apart, then may they and their unborn generations forever remain voiceless slaves to the ruling class.[/quote]

What do you expect?....

Oil prices have fallen to the lowest in the last three decades...

VAT has been increased to 7.5%

The citizens would be milkdry in the name of tax.

Some States Government would trampled on every available opportunities to inflict financial burden on her citizens

This is a time for SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST.

They have started....

None of them saw COVID
None of the m saw the world's economies crumbling.....
None of them saw the world power on her knees...
None of them saw Nigeria on a stand still.....
None of them foretold us to pile up food stuff for hungry is locking around....
None of them told us a time is coming when animals will take over the streets while humans will be indoors.

None of them is telling us the name of the vaccine, the color of the vaccine nor the origin of the vaccine....
But watch as they will say I SAW A VACCINE FOR COVID-19 AND TOLD MY FOLLOWERS NOT TO PANIC....

All i know is that there are SCAMMERS.

[quote author=helinues post=88592114]

Make I waka pass

When i see such smiles, I don't take it with kids gloves

Surely you must have had a glorious experience with those bootilicous female evangelist.
Can you share it.

When things fall apart...
The center cannot hold...
The falcon may not listen to the falconer.




Wicked Wike have shown that the presidency has been dismantled.

THE IROKO TREE IS FALLEN.

RIP.....THE GAME CHANGER.

[quote author=ValCon888 post=88562867]Kemi was right.

But the important takeaway from Kyari's death is that your viral load matters. If you are talking to 3 people who have the virus, your viral load will be 3x higher than someone who's just talking to 1person who has the virus. That's why some people have mild symptoms and others have severe symptoms.

Once you're infected, your immune system will begin to fight the virus. If your viral load is low, your immune system can succesfully fight the virus before it multiplies. But if your viral load is high, the virus overwhelms your immune system and the next thing is death.

If you're like Abba kyari who had a high viral load and was immunocompromised, then death is inevitable. Even with a ventilator.

And that's the real reason social distancing is important. Not just to prevent you from contacting or infecting others with the virus, but to give yourself a fighting chance if you're infected.


What an insightful analysis.
Pls can you make it in details with a topic to quality it as a front material?

I now understand why the wicked Wike is slaying and slaughtering the presidency left right and center.

I LOVE THIS...

-I have come and will go one day but while I remain, I will ensure the lives of the People of Rivers State is Protected. I am a "Boy" to the people of Rivers State and not anyone outside the State.

-You can fly, I can not stop you from doing so but when you land, do not enter my territory. The roads were constructed by Rivers State Government.

-You don't talk law on Pages of Newspaper, you talk law in the Court and we're prepared. A Certain minister sat somewhere issuing order to me, let him come and release the people in our custody that violated the law.

- I am not one of those Governors who fly to Abuja every now and then to look for favours. COVID-19 has come, let everyone stay in his state and spend money.

-Any Company operating in Rivers State that does not assist the State in the fight against COVID-19 will hear from Rivers State. I don't go to them to beg for anything, I have not collected anything from them and so, I can stand firm and make a decision.

- We are not those State where a Governor receives 28million naira and snap pictures with it. In Rivers State, we don't collect Widow's Mite. You make money here, it is our entitlement. Look for the COVID-19 task force account and make your donations there. There are poor people who still have Pride and Integrity.

- I won you in 2015, I won in 2019, how many times do you want me to win you?

- The only opposition party in Rivers State is SDP who won a seat in the House of Assembly. How can someone from a party who cannot produce a single Candidate just within the party to stand for an election come out to talk about how to run a State? Go and put your house in order.

- (to press men) Most of you don't like us, you eat our food but we know the interest you represent. Write your reports well, if you don't write well, Corona Virus will catch you.

Even my village deity will strike you dead with such sacrifice

I hope they have not joined our club...

THE WAILING WAILERS....

[quote author=tundchip2 post=88536926]Looks Good. You've earned every lick, enjoy
And let the others hate. .

This picture is making me want to eat catfish but no, I won't fall for it , Catfish bone almost killed me that year

If you watch me eat fish soup...u go laugh tire...

Once bitten twice shy...

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Kudos to the vigilant villagers....

Our short sighted, myopic and poor of the poorest leaders should hide in shame.

This is the time every man should protect his own....

Las Las we go dey OK.

Nothing
Last
Forever...


Not even CORONA....

It soon fades off

Unexposed village girl will be timid, shy, respectful and homely
Verdict: Good for a wife

But some experienced village girls are badder than the baddest...
Verdict: Could be managed

But all city girls have one experience or the other.
Verdict: Try your lucky.

Shame doesn't befall a mad man but relatives of the mad man

I see two idiots disgracing their kindred and children....

Now their videos have gone viral...

I spit on them.

Maybe there need another #20,000....
Don't worry the fulani president would soon look into your direction again....

After all Boko Haram got rehabilitated.
Bandits got palliatives.

One Nigeria my foot.

Linus

Who will bail the cat?....

[quote author=Jacob168 post=88464152]So somebody nor fit help him friend keep money again?

Guy I swear u funny....
So u hv upto 200k n me never chop for 2days now...
Abeg Bros help me even #500...don save life abeg.

[quote author=wizzyrich post=88454984]God forbid me going back to my ex's, non of them get good record

Sorry mahn....ur just unfortunate to meet the wrong persons....
Am still friends with 3of my ex's... one is married.... but still very friendly. She recommended one of her paddy for me unfortunately d girl got anger issue, I have to swerve after about two rounds.
The other one na chat n calls although she been want come around....I bone am unto say she give me......
The third one is the one I just reconciled... she no want make I rest with everyday visit.
Infact an ex lover is the easiest person to refuck.