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[quote author=Henrygood post=88455015]could it be dsm lady dt scattered our guy's life


Nooooo.....am her first love back then in 2015..... infact na me deflower the chick.... that's why she can't get me off her mind...we reconciled n I chop her well and.

[quote author=MiztaFabuloz post=88431136]Just imagine what am eating this afternoon because of corona issue. No better food anywhere and we are not sure when everything will become normal again.

This suffer is becoming unbearable.

You this boy... you too dey lie
You go remain like this till ur papa come back

[quote author=Descorts post=88428356]audio. Keep dreaming

I know your problem...

This is happening real.....my ex just reunited with me.... after 2yrs.

While staying safe at home......
We also need to stay alert.....
Boys are angry...... and the stomach is hungry.....
Any thief that is caught during this lockdown go chop beating tire....

Las Las we go dey Ok....

God will see us through.

[quote author=Noccerino post=88274316]Ask her out over the phone and you will definitely be paying her fare back from Lagos... Abi no be 9ja girl?

Ur papa did a good job....pikin were Sabi.

[quote author=Beosten post=88282359]She learnt her lessons the hard way. As someone with best intentions, you will be compelled to have mercy on her, but this kind of mercy will land you in trouble.

I can swear by the heavens that want I want to tell you is the pure truth. An ex girlfriend and a married ex are today mounting pressure on me for sex. I can agree to fvk them and my wife won't know about it but I'm scared. I told myself I can still be their friend without having sex with them but I know the kind of love I had for them while we were dating; if I agree to still be their friend and we meet in secret places, It will surely end in sex. So I'm now forming stone-hearted man because I don't want to offend God and my wife. Note that my wife is not a saint and can be said to be one of those stupid women guys marry, but I still have the obligation to protect the marriage. Forget about the love you see in movies. Husbands only need to marry and commit to the marriage; the day your wife does something that surprises you is the day you will agree that marriage is only for the purpose of procreation.

I work with a religious organization, and of the terms is that you must not try a divorce. So one day during a quarrel, my wife said: "You're now feeling fly because you have enough money; try any nonsense and I will clip your wings." Within the next one hour, I planned how to survive after leaving the job. Then I sent a message to her that reads: "Do your worst; I can resign from that job today and heaven will not fall." She cried bitterly for the next 5 hours after reading that message.

Sincerely, for more than four years of being a Nairalander, this is the first time I've been so engrossed in a comment....

I wish to learn few things from you

How can we have a private chat?

Is Lionel Messi still with Kana pillars?

Having witnessed a petrol fire at Calabar makes my heart to bleed to these ones especially that infant am seeing right there.


Dear Lord, despite the enormity of their sins, kindly keep them safe, protect and preserve their lives from any unfortunate event....AMEN.

[quote author=Roon9 post=88193413]Stay at home! Stay at home!


Finally e don happen o
House girl just mistakenly called Oga Baby in front of madam for my estate... I dey come I go give una d full gist

U say wetin

Yak nsok mbo ke Udom a try etok etok....

Ado mbok kuyak mme politicians ehijak mkpo Ado ekama anam politics o...

Akwa Ibom isongho......

If you want understand, look for one Ekaete around....if you no get halla me....i go help a brother....

[quote author=link2ok22 post=88183140]The guy leg be like slippers, the slippers b like the guy leg.


Shift make i faint....

The West Always Wasting no time in Educational Reformation....

I don't blame them....
It's in their blood....AWOLOWO laid a good foundation.... The first man to declare a free and compulsory education in SUB SAHARAN AFRICA

They always set the pace.... while others follows...

[quote author=Evercurious post=88163493]Have you watched bricklayers work? You should know they have clothes for the job which isn't same clothing they wear to and fro work.


I ll advise you take time to study your environment cos its obvious you don't.. And hope you know it's already getting too old for such undertakings at your age. So you had better hurr.....

Who be this one?

Dem never finish with NPOWER.... maybe this one will be called NCOVID....

[quote author=Ennyhorlar post=88152571]I sure sey this man go don make mouth for e house

“DEM NO FIT CATCH ME! Who dem be” ;


Guy.... I don break my ribs oooo

I learnt Messi would be moving to Real Madrid during the summer.....

Am more concerned about the guys slippers....

On a second look, it seems the guy is more beautiful than the girl :



I saw two comedian acting for the camera.

This is a good time to claim that US DOLLARS BOUNTY placed on this blood sucking demon.....

Never date your next door neighbor but YOU CAN CHOP AND CLEAN MOUTH

Never date a girl you're staying in the same compound but YOU CAN CHOP AND CLEAN MOUTH

Never date your boss' daughter don't even chop cos e fit chock you for throat

Never date your choir member but you can CHOP AND CLEAN MOUTH

Never date your college in the same office
If you want to date your landlord/landlady's daughter starch one of your account with EMERGENCY FUNDS so that the day casala burst you park out the following day

These are the golden rules to having a smooth working environment.

[quote author=BankyGee post=88088117]COMEDIAN:
Baby, my heart beats for you like talking drum, your laughter makes me remember many jokes. I might sound funny but I'm serious, egungun be careful to anyone who tries to hurt you, anytime I come close to you, I feel like I'm on stage.

Shift make i faint

Pastor pastor....

Exactly their modus operandi.....

Manipulation.... Confusion.... Reserve psychology and the likes....

Corona has revealed their true identity....

Suddenly they've stopped travelling overseas for evangelism, healing, deliverance and miracles....


God is our hearts...
Pray to Him in your closet...
When your prayers is answered, show love to the less previlledge around you...
If you buy #10 pure water leave the remaining #10 to the hustler...
This is the greatest tithe.

But Mountain Of Fire people always shout make every enemy of their progress die...

I don faint.....

Bubu go be like.....comot for road make I faint....this is too much for me....

Stay indoors, you no gre....

You go stay by by force.

Let me think outside the box.....

What if the person in convocation gown is the woman's fuckboy in a SHE clothing....

Asked and it shall be given unto the....


Finally Obiona have gotten what he wanted.....

Unfortunately, he is self isolating....