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Music/Radio › Re: 2face Spends Airtel Money On Daughter’s Birthday And Brother’s Wedding. by zerocool(m): 6:58am On Dec 22, 2010

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Politics › Re: Odumegwu-ojukwu In Coma, May Be Flown Abroad ! by zerocool(m): 6:50am On Dec 22, 2010

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Politics › Re: Babatunde - A Nigerian Linked To Terrorism - Pics by zerocool(m): 6:41am On Dec 22, 2010

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Jokes Etc › Re: jokeMATIZE Exclusives! by zerocool(op): 4:18pm On Dec 15, 2010

The Shopping Criminal

It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, "What are you charged with?
"Doing my Christmas shopping early", replied the defendant. "That's no offense", said the judge. "How early were you doing this shopping? "Before the store opened.", answered the defendant.

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Jokes Etc › Re: jokeMATIZE Exclusives! by zerocool(op): 3:17pm On Dec 15, 2010

US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school.After fifteen minutes speaking he says: 'I will now answer any questions you have.' Bobby stands up and says: 'I have four questions':
1. How did Bush win the election with fewer votes than Gore
2. Why haven't you caught Osama bin Laden
3. Why are you using the American Patriot Act to limit civil liberties
4. Where are the weapons of mass destruction in Iraq

Just then the bell goes and the kids rushed out to play. Upon returning, Mr Ashcroft said: "I am sorry we were interrupted. I will answer any questions you have.' A little girl called Julie stands up and says: 'I have six questions':
1. How did Bush win the election with fewer votes than Gore
2. Why haven't you caught Osama bin Laden
3. Why are you using the American Patriot Act to limit civil liberties
4. Where are the weapons of mass destruction in Iraq
5. Why did the bell ring twenty minutes early
6. Where is Bobby?

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Jokes Etc › jokeMATIZE Exclusives! by zerocool(op): 3:03pm On Dec 15, 2010

A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the cucumber, "I got it bad man, everytime I get big, fat and juicy I get seasoned and put in a jar."The cucumber said to the pickle, "Well everytime I get big, fat and juicy I get chopped up and out over salad."The manliness walks by and overhears them and says, "I got it worse than you both. When I get big, fat and juicy I get put in a dark, smelly room and they make me do push-ups till I throw up."

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Jokes Etc › Re: Fresh Joke Coming From *666*! by zerocool(m): 4:41pm On Dec 11, 2010

US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school.After fifteen minutes speaking he says: 'I will now answer anyquestions you have.' Bobby stands up and says: 'I have four questions':1. How did Bush win the election with fewer votes than Gore 2. Why haven't you caught Osama bin Laden 3. Why are you using the American Patriot Act to limit civil liberties4. Where are the weapons of mass destruction in IraqJust then the bell goes and the kids rushed out to play. Upon returning, Mr Ashcroft said: "I am sorry we were interrupted. I will answer any questions you have.' A little girl called Julie stands upand says: 'I have six questions':1. How did Bush win the election with fewer votes than Gore 2. Why haven't you caught Osama bin Laden 3. Why are you using the American Patriot Act to limit civil liberties4. Where are the weapons of mass destruction in Iraq 5. Why did the bell ring twenty minutes early6. Where is Bobby?

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Jokes Etc › Re: Fresh Joke Coming From *666*! by zerocool(m): 4:39pm On Dec 11, 2010

There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to have a spermatozoa count done. The doctor told him to take a specimen cup home, fill it, and bring it back the next day. The elderly man came back the next day and the specimen cup was empty and the lid was on it. Doctor: What was the problem Elderly man: Well, I tried with my right hand, nothing. So, I tried with my left hand, nothing. My wife tried with her right hand, nothing. Her left hand, nothing. Her mouth, nothing. Then my wife's friend tried. Right hand, left hand, mouth, still nothing. Doctor: Wait a minute. You mean your wife's friend too! Elderly man: Yeah, and we still couldn't get the lid off of the specimen cup.

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Jokes Etc › Re: Very Hot Jokes! by zerocool(m): 4:15pm On Dec 11, 2010

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Jokes Etc › Re: Where To Get The Best Jokes? by zerocool(m): 3:49pm On Dec 11, 2010

Celebrities › Re: Basket Mouth And Wifey by zerocool(m): 2:49pm On Dec 11, 2010