₦airaland Forum

Do Nigerian prison inmates wear Orange?
As usual fake as hell, Nollywood movies are empty!
Gerrrrrara hia mehn!

Glowing1:
Good evening everyone, pls where did y'all get your polio and yellow fever vaccination certificate in lag? I await your warm feedback pls

The location is Ministry of Health, Port Health Office, beside the airport Toll Gate. If you are coming from Mafoluku Oshodi axis, turn right into the toll gate. The building is immediately after the toll gate. You should see the sign post.

The procedure is also very simple and straightforward. You will need a photocopy of your Passport Biodata page and N1000. You have to go in person as proxy processing is not permitted.
1. Enter your name, Passport Number and Telephone Number in the Register provided.
2. Submit the photocopy of your Passport biodata page and N1000 to the receiving Nurses.
3. Wait on the queue for inoculation.
4. Get inoculated.
5. Collect your Yellow Card.

Pls can anyone add me to the PTE discussion group? Added. Thank you.

Hello everyone, please I am having some problems registering with e2language paid tutorials.
Paypal, Stripe and MasterCard. Still showing error messages. Anyone who paid with Nigerian mastercard or paypal, please help.

somehow:
Who should he have been replaced with?

Stupid question.

See all manner of falsifications Nigerians get into. You want to claim points for what you did not do, and get an unfair advantage over someone who actually did. Every facet of this nation is into one type of crime or another. This is so appalling. You block way for honest people by these desperate acts!

It may tarry but not long into it, we will be discovered and blacklisted from applying. Then we turn around and blame the government.

We just like to disgrace ourselves.

Reading this just makes me sad.

The truth is that all Nigerian Judges are corrupt.
The head of every organization in Nigeria is corrupt in one way or the other.
The reason people like me are worried here is that you don't suspend someone and replace him with your stooge few days to election.

dallex10:
4+4

Equal to 0

Trada moni is corruption!

az94:
Her kpekus go still dey creamy

That is someone's wife, someone's mother. Show some respect!

Waste of “handsomeness”. Very confused fellow

skarlett:
You're good in writing but not speaking which is not your fault as the kind of English we speak down here is sometimes incomprehensible. Save your strength for the remarking wahala and just take online tutorials in the speaking aspect. You can go to YouTube and watch some tutorial videos. It will help you familiarize yourself with pronunciation and oral fluency. And please before you take your next test, buy mock pte test kits and take them, you'll practice what you've learned from the YouTube videos. I hope this helps

Thanks dear. I appreciate your input.

Not that I am giving an excuse for failure or anything but I suspect faulty equipment. Lol
I'm not a native-speaker o, but 27? Haba

I know about our Nigerian accent and all. I've lived outside the country for 5 years now. And before this test, I had trained under a professional British tutor for 3 months. Attached is the screenshot of our conversation before the test.

Also I took 2 mocks tests before the real test (picture attached). I prepared a lot for this test, although I fluncked in about two of ths speaking tasks during the test.

As I said, I'm not making excuses. I just want to understand how to make improvements.

PTE gurus in the house...
Please what can I make out of this result?
It's funny but it's not - just look at my speaking
Pronunciation = 0 Na wah
Does it mean I did not say anything or that they computer didn't hear me?
Should I go for re-marking?
Please what is the way forward?
How can I improve my scores?

Please can someone tell me how many seconds is ideal for reading the given paragraph in the read aloud task? Is it okay to read to up to 37 seconds?

Donelli:
I need to confirm something again from Zi's post about EA assessment cos I'm getting confused.
I know one must have English test result before one can apply for assessment but what I need to confirm is whether it is possible to submit LRWS - 7 7 7 7 (for instance) and apply for EA assessment while preparing to retake the English test to get LRWS - 8 8 8 8 which will be used for EOI.

Please help me clarify.

Cc: Zi bellong DoDirtsLikeWorm Daddyk2007

Yes it is possible. EA only requires a minimum of 6 in all of SLRW for IELTS. If you get your desired score in one sitting, then no need to re-write

WinningSun:
may I know how you got to register for PTE. thanks

I bought a voucher. Spyroxy1 sells voucher.

Mother-in-love. Lol. I love that.

tomimy1:
if you can drop your phone number, i'll call you.

Please can I send my number to your email? If yes, please give me your address. Thanks.

Imortal001:
Ok, after buhari na igbo man now. but they gat all this biafra things stock in some little mind.

You don't know him. Buhari will never hand over power to an Igbo man. Never!

Hello all,
Please I am in a fix now concerning the English competency test.

I used IELTS an Assessment with EA (233311) and it came out positive. L/S/R/W = 8/8/6/7

Now I need to rewrite my English test to enable apply for EOI. I scheduled for PTE on the 22nd, which is in 12 days time. Yesterday, I prepared for and wrote the PTE mock test and my scores are still very low with Reading = 57

Now the point is, should I go ahead with the actual test or should I reschedule and use E2 language tutors? I have tried so hard to improve my scores on my own using a lot of online resources, but still...

I am a little nervous because of the warnings people give on this forum like “winter is coming” and all. If I reschedule and use language tutors, I might need extra 2 or 3 months for a more professional tutoring.

My major concern is: will winter have come by then? I was hoping to submit and EOI before the year runs out.

Please, those that know and understand the trends please advice me. Thanks

Please anyone selling PTE mock voucher? Please send me a PM.
Spyroxy1 please respond to my email if you still sell. Thanks

chiommy123:
most of this black American guys are play boys all they know is relax their hairs, wear ear rings, sneakers, move their trousers to the bottom level and be saying Bleep men Bleep men

I'm surprised. This one looks responsible. I'z hoping he'd be different.

Butterflyleo, how about Nigeria Air?
Commissioning a logo for N3bn?! This is the highest of all scams! I remember you describing this with your life that day on Nairaland.

Buhari and APC has failed!

maasoap:
You are still going off. No one said you or Igbos should vote for Buhari. After all, you didn't vote for him in 2015. My point is that, having criticised northerners collectively all these years, why would you or Igbos in general believe that Atiku will restructure Nigeria when he's a Northerner?
You will be disappointed, you will call him names within the first two years in office. It will always be like that, cycle.

We don't need Igbo presidency! To hellll with that!
We want Referendum! Full stop!

maasoap:
Bigot or not bigot, that wasn't my point.

No sane Igbo man will vote Buhari with thr hope of Igbo presidency. We know better. And sir,...


.... you don't have any.point!

maasoap:
He said something sensible even if he's APC member. Why will Atiku, a northerner restructure Nigeria? You people have been saying this that northerners are parasites, what has exactly changed now? I don't get it.
Besides, as it is now, no president will attempt restructuring whether a southerner or a northerner.

Buhari will never hand over power to an Igbo man even if he rules for 100 years! Make no mistakss about that.

seanfer:
Is Atiku a Tax Defaulter?

Basic manners teach us not to answer a question with a question. So I ask again: Is Atiku the target?

is Atiku the target?

wickyyolo:
Is not about Igbo Presidency ? You want to give it To Rochas ? Is Rochas better than Yahaya Bello in terms of performance.

We know APC will give it to incompetent Igbo man, and the Igbos don't want to be disgraced by the APC choice.

That guy you quoted is an APC goon and only earns a handout from APC ogas for reposting that post you read. He is very dishonest that's why his wife left him and escaped with his twin sons. Go figure.

Bolustical:
Even if I dislike Reno for all things, I must say I love the way he presses the mumu button of Igbos.

GEJ gave Igbos almost all the most high ranking positions during his time but refused to leave any infrastructural footprint for them.

Igbos have produced the highest number of Senate Presidents in this 4th Republic and currently the longest serving DSP but none of them have deemed it fit to fight for referendum for Biafra. Even if they are afraid of that, who stopped them from fighting to get their 6th state?

Let Reno keep deceiving you. [/b][/color]

Does “D” here stand for Deputy? That one na record too, abi?
Zonn-B