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Politics › Re: Why Is Dollar Echanging At N510 Under Buhari? - Northern Facebook User by Zi: 9:56am On Feb 04, 2017

TheGoodJoe:
MC Reality: Why did you not call me to help you with your homework?
Niece (Ada): I do not want to fail.
MC Reality: What do you mean?
Niece: The One you do for me, I get 0 over 10.
MC Reality: 0 over 10?
Niece: My teacher said you are an Olodo.
MC Reality: Idumota

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iIa4hSqI-g

Create your own brand. It doesn't have to be a competition between you and the existing brand. The stage is wide, it can take everyone, provided you are creative.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: ECOWAS Soldiers Arrive Banjul To Install Adama Barrow (Photos) by Zi: 10:14am On Jan 23, 2017

Innodon:
Go and get some sense Meanwhile don't forget to add a little bit of humor to it.

E pain you? Sorry tongue

Travel › Re: Opinion : 6 Ways Accidents Can Be Reduced In Nigeria by Zi: 10:13am On Jan 23, 2017

Overhauling the Police force

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Foreign Affairs › Re: ECOWAS Soldiers Arrive Banjul To Install Adama Barrow (Photos) by Zi: 10:08am On Jan 23, 2017

Innodon:
Is he a software. . I never knew Ecowas now owns a software company

You wan show yourself abi? Mumu tongue

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Foreign Affairs › Re: ECOWAS Soldiers Arrive Banjul To Install Adama Barrow (Photos) by Zi: 10:05am On Jan 23, 2017

I read somewhere reliable that the ex-president took $11million from The Gambian coffers into exile embarassed

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Crime › Re: List Of The Requirements For A Suspected Ritual Mistakenly Sent To A Wrong Phone by Zi: 9:58am On Jan 23, 2017

Has this thing ever made anybody rich? #justcurious

Business › Re: Naira To Remain Below 500/dollar This Week —experts by Zi: 7:19am On Jan 23, 2017

Buhari has killed and buried the Nigerian Economy
2019 is too far abeg embarassed

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Education › Re: Umar Musa University Bans Christian Gatherings Leaving Islamic Gathering Only by Zi: 1:12pm On Jan 22, 2017

kin8744:
is this true?

Check for yourself and see. Its over a year now

Education › Re: Umar Musa University Bans Christian Gatherings Leaving Islamic Gathering Only by Zi: 1:11pm On Jan 22, 2017

Positivepoint:
Just name one chief iman that u know in the east or any promenent mosque or Islamic school. Also pls state any university in the southeast that have Muslim student association?

My alma mata UNN has a mosque inside the school premises and Muslim Students Association and they operate freely.

Education › Re: Breaking News: Islamization On Going. by Zi: 6:36am On Jan 22, 2017

Islam and tyranny are synonymous. Use small Nairaland as a case in point where you have to pledge to Allah before you comment on the Muslim section but Muslims comment freely on the Christian section. It is the same spirit of tyranny angry

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Education › Re: Umar Musa University Bans Christian Gatherings Leaving Islamic Gathering Only by Zi: 4:09am On Jan 22, 2017*

Khd95:
Does covenant, redeemers university etc allow muslim gathering
U just want to make trouble where nd when there is none.
I passs

Sharrrrrrap dia! angry

Is Covenant, Redeemers a Federal University? Were they built with task payers money?

Islam and tyranny are synonymous. Use small Nairaland as a case in point where you have to pledge to Allah before you comment on the Muslim section but Muslims comment freely on the Christian section. It is the same spirit of tyranny angry

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Foreign Affairs › Re: President Trump Commends Buhari’s Fight Against Corruption by Zi: 4:04am On Jan 22, 2017

What makes you folks think President Trump is interested in Nigeria huh

Why would he even care huh

Abeg stop fooling yourself, if Trump is ever interested in anything, he just wants illegal immigrants from Nigeria and Africa out of the US!
Trump is not the President of Nigeria. Trump will not save Nigerians!

Investment › Re: A Nigerian Threatens Mavrodi (pix) by Zi: 7:47am On Jan 20, 2017

adonbilivit:
u think mavrodi isn't fortified ? oyibo dey do juju pass us o...don't end up getting ur father killed. after loosing your money to mavrodi, the scoreline is 1-0. if you loose your babalawao Dad to him, it will be 2-0. think bro
NB: does your dad do money ritual? if yes, pm me.

If his father can do money ritual, what is he doing with MMM? cheesy

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Celebrities › Re: Revealed: Why I Slept With Lindaikeji She Did Not Pay Me Well So I Expose Her by Zi: 5:02am On Jan 18, 2017

Wikiforum:
Yes, I slept with the popular Nigerian female blogger, LindaIkeji. Did I hear you say 'impossible'? Well, believe it or not, I "slept" with her, and I'm not regretting it!

Yeah, that's the feeling successfull bloggers create -- a feeling of surprise! And when you shock your readers, you've won them! That's it.

Now, there are many reasons why your first blog probably failed even before it started. One of the most important reasons is what I call 'ugly post titles'. Titles that don't "arouse" your readers. What you get in return? Failure! Then you say to yourself: 'blogging is not my thing'.

Your blog titles are like an entrance to a building. How you structure your blog titles will give your potential readers a clue of what to expect. If your title sucks, no one will even give it a second look. Adding that 'shock effect' in your titles will make a lot of difference!

Lindaikeji's blog (though not the best out there) is one of the blogs that gives priority to titles. So, literally, I "slept" with it!

Anyways Check Out My Forum here https://www.wikinaija.net

Until you silly bloggers are dragged to court and jailed for defamation of character amongst other offenses, you will not get sense!

Wikiforum:
Foolish boy or girl stop seeking cheap popularity

You can't even handle simple criticism let alone a blog.

Gerrrarrrahia mehn! angry

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Politics › Re: China To Bring Additional $40 Billion Investment In Nigeria by Zi: 7:58am On Jan 12, 2017

Mujaheeeden:
China has always seen Africa as their new colonial area so buhari shouldn't think he brought in that investment

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Business › Re: How To Start A Blog From Scratch On Bluehost, In 20 Minutes by Zi: 10:05am On Jan 11, 2017

Henryedom:
Hello Mr Zi try forwarding your questions through this link http://startuptipsdaily.com/how-to-start-a-blog/ thank you

Sir, your blog did not address my questions. Please, can you answer me in a few sentences her?
If I need a reference, I will visit your blog. Thanks.

Webmasters › Re: 10 Things To Know Before You Buy A Domain Name by Zi: 6:57am On Jan 11, 2017

mokoshalb:
thats not enough reason bro, btw this post is more of a business startup/industry domain research, not for bloggers ~~that can use any domain~~..

No, because you are a blogger doesn't mean you can randomly use any domain name.

Webmasters › Re: 10 Things To Know Before You Buy A Domain Name by Zi: 6:49am On Jan 11, 2017

My advice is: avoid checking online availability. Create many possible unique names in your head, or write it down in a safe place. If you check a very unique/catchy domain name but you don't register it immediately or almost immediately, most hosting companies will register the name and sell it. If you are not buying, they sell to another person. But then, you have lost your most preferred website/blog name.

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Celebrities › Re: P-square (PETER OKOYE) Cruising With His Nice Ride To Banana Island by Zi: 6:37am On Jan 11, 2017

Is this the landscape of the Almighty Banana Island shocked

Naija nawa!

If this is the best around, then being average or poor in Nigeria means hell? No?

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Business › Re: How To Start A Blog From Scratch On Bluehost, In 20 Minutes by Zi: 4:27am On Jan 11, 2017

Hi Henry, I find your write-up very informative as a newbie to blogging.
Please, I have a few questions for you:
I just logged into Bluehost and even with the "Basic Plan", the overall cost was a little above $130. Is this so? Is this a cheap plan really? Before now, I heard that started a blog was easy and Cheap! But it does no longer seem so to me now.

Also, do you have any info about hosting with iPage? Please, can you make any comparison between BlueHost to iPage?
And Oh, there is another one called namecheap?

Thanks!

Politics › Re: Full List Of All The States That Shared N388.304 Billion by Zi: 10:23am On Jan 09, 2017

Okorocha got 13B and will still not pay salary angry

I think it should be criminalized under the law for governors not to pay salary just like citizens that don't pay tax.
This nonsense has to stop!

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Business › Re: Nigeria’s Manufacturing PMI Index Rises By 23% In Dec 2016 – Fbnquest by Zi: 9:58am On Jan 04, 2017

Good caption for zombies cheesy

How much is a bottle of red oil in oyinbo? undecided

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Celebrities › Re: Photos From Toke Makinwa's Slumber Party by Zi: 10:11am On Dec 30, 2016

What happened to that other oga that proposed to her online sef?
Please come and carry her enter house, make she commot person face angry

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Celebrities › Re: Photos From Toke Makinwa's Slumber Party by Zi: 10:09am On Dec 30, 2016

This lady shu go and sit dan joor.

Na so she dey dress to sleep ni? With all the heavy make-up?
Abeg enough of this attention seeking already

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Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage Organises A Turnup Party For Her 1st Class Graduate Friend (Video) by Zi: 10:01am On Dec 30, 2016

If you are mizing your mb, please don't click that video. You will be verrrrrry disappointed tongue

Politics › Re: Speaker Monday Igbuya Pictured With Ibori In UK by Zi: 9:38am On Dec 22, 2016

Divay22:
The latest celebrity.......
Abeg I fit eat for here?

Your plantain is too soggy, did you fry in warm oil? And the egg is undone! Abeg hide that food angry

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Crime › Re: Tragedy As Lady Commits Suicide Over Debt... How Much She Owed Will Shock You by Zi: 6:57am On Dec 22, 2016

eightsin:
Poverty in the land.
Oga / madam read before you comment

There was another picture of a lady hanging on a tree, dead. But it's been removed.

Crime › Re: Tragedy As Lady Commits Suicide Over Debt... How Much She Owed Will Shock You by Zi: 6:24am On Dec 22, 2016

The picture doesn't correspond undecided

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Politics › Re: James Ibori Holds Prayer Session In His London Home After His Release. Photos by Zi: 4:35am On Dec 22, 2016

So this guy will return to Nigeria a Hero?
The future of this country is sooo bleak cry

SMH

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Romance › Re: Lovely Pre-Wedding Photos Of A Captain And His Fiancee by Zi: 4:30am On Dec 22, 2016

Proved once again: Hijab is for the poor and unenlightened.

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Education › Re: Rechargeable Mobile Phone Charger By Shalom Science & Tech Academy Enugu Student by Zi: 10:12am On Dec 20, 2016*

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Is it those saws and hammers hanging on the wall that they used to "develop" the sumtin??
Abegi, the school should cool down and grow first before this unnecessary attention! undecided

Modified: Before I reply to any quote, lemme first ask the OP to put a picture of the circuit diagram of their "innovation".
What of the voltage or current sensor? No capacitor, no resistor, no transistor. Just "innovation!"

Biko, I understand the school putting a lot of effort in Science and Engineering, but let them grow first, before seeking attention.
Propaganda and emotions don't sell in the real world.

Cheers!

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Celebrities › Re: Empress Njamah Celebrates Birthday At IDP Camp In Abuja. by Zi: 9:31am On Dec 05, 2016

She has been consistent for a while now.
God bless her o kiss

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