₦airaland Forum

LadyFiona:
You weren't expecting something as asinine as this. You should've retorted back with something heart wrenching like " I've been managing the acrid smell from your decomposing corpse".

Wow. Coming from a "Lady"

On a good day, these reports shouldn't concern an ordinary man. You can just have that good feel that your country that there is progress in the economy.

But no, everyday one grammar upon another. One report upon another. We don't need all these Economic jargon shoved into our faces. If the country is progressing, citizens will have that true feel that our country is moving forward economically. We want to feel it!

Uncle Bubu, how far?

In this era of rampant child rape cases

Anyways, The people above me have said it all.

OP: How did you think that the work of an Electrical Engineer is to change bulbs?
SMH!

Have a good night.

Nobody yet. The fish is off the hook

Is this also a by effect of poverty? I don't think so! The girl sleeps in a separate room and the wife sleeps on the same bed, in the same room with the man?

Please, fining him is not enough. Jail him!

Happy Teachers day to all dedicated teachers in Nigeria. Teaching is a noble profession!

William Arthur Ward once said:
“The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires.”

To my mum, my first teacher. Thank you. You taught me Geography and Igbo for WAEC. B3 in both courses for me!

To all my teachers in life. Thank you. You all contributed to what I am today.

To all NL teachers, whenever I read your posts, I notice a lot of passion in you guys. Bless your kind hearts.

Teachers are the moulders of tomorrow. God bless you all.

Sommyangel:
Their papa nko

He was the one taking the shots

Looking forward to a greater Kaduna by the end of his tenure.

lofty900:
can you send ur father to die by hanging?

Did she say her father is a rapist
She simply suggested death by hanging to fathers who rape their children. What's the attack for?

Toks2008:
I greet you too so please lets meet you..please for your own integrity,be sibcere..thanks

Lol. I'm an old member on NL. Have a lot of posts here too, so insincerity will be my greatest undoing.

I'm Zi. I'm ada Anambra and single
I've learnt a thing or two already from this thread, so I decided to register my presence. Nice to meet you all

Hello everyone

Mr Toks2008 I greet you specially

Lovely thread. I'm in!

Ha!
Pls I want to ask: when coming in, are they strict with luggage check. I would like to show my people some fruits from the other continent. But I hear fruits are not always allowed. Pls who knows about Abuja airport?

Pure water on top camphor = cancer

princeshijman:
thanks bro, d reason i said she is wicked is der is d frnd of mine dat came to her for help cus she won a six mnth scolarship to outside the country and she dnt help her out.

Manner of approach matters.
Goodluck sir!

Another thing is you may need to change your disposition towards her. Why are you calling her wicked and all? Have you had any personal contacts with her or just hear-say? I'm saying she might be a nice person you doesn't have a smiling face except you actually go close to her.

First change your mindset. Approach her gently, respectfully and subtly with a small gift: flower, wine... Smile. Hail her if need be. Beg, not ask like it's your right. Smile. Keep smiling even if she keeps a strong face. Explain in clear but low tune.

This is basically how to get someone do something for you, even when they wouldn't want to. All the best!

Xb4Real:
Reading from a script put together by some servants.

Once it represents his thoughts, go and wail in the beer parlour

Or maybe appeal to as many people as can call the numbers and warn them to desist from this evil act.

First of all, blot out the contacts in the poster

klem93:
Sorry ehn!!! as we speak am not even in the country so next time dont jump to conclusion

Togo? Lol.
Don't mind me

Ah those guys should remove their specs na so we can know when they start sleeping

klem93:
I love my country... I just don't know why

Because you've never been any where else

Not safe. Burglars can gain entry to the hall through this space.

This Pastor probably gives marriage counseling sessions in church

Sing with me:

The time to be happy is now
And the place to be happy is Nigeria
And the way to be happy, is to make people happy
We've got a little heaven right here e e
We've got a little heaven right here

Generally, this is how people ought to treat people, irrespective of gender.

Emir's new bride got a slot already

You just heightened my fear for air travel

BTW, OP, are you the same person as Sile2?

1. Snore free tablets

2. Anti-snore spray

3. Magnetic silicon snore free nose clip

I'm snore occasionally too, so I use number 3 when I have to sleep with someone in the same room