₦airaland Forum

coollabman:
dry joke!

No b ur fault, your problem for house too many

If u know you missed the Saturday / Sunday NYSC head count, simply text MISSING HEAD to 131. SMS cost 19,800 naira only.

Russian Oil money talking

Is dis making sense John : hw do u do? Obi: hw do u do ? John respond again: hw do u do? Obi: hw do u do? .... Continue till one person tire

hyfr:
Irony of life, the real criminals that are meant to be burnt with brimstone are busy jetting round the continent, while a victim of frustration from these criminals is vested upon. Nigerians its high time we stopped jungle justice, if you have recovered your stolen item why not call the police.

He's not the only one frustrated by govtment officers. Why steal from other frustrated Nigerians, why not go steal from d criminals.

Report all Nearmiss

butanep:
So at your level now, you don't know the difference between wooing and discussing.

You need to be lectured

Mr lecturer no dey fool yourself, it wz just an advice, go private and do your (wooing) discussion dnt derail.



Have a nice day

butanep:
Don't always be the first to throw stone. Did I insult you? Simply No.

It shows how irresponsible and uncultured you are because if you are thinking straight, you will know the best way to approach someone.

It shows you were brought up in a local and reckless environment.

There is still room for improvement...

Mr cultured coming to a public forum to woo a babe. You see your life, if you are responsible as you want me believe you should ve seen the topic being discuss and shove ur ass to romance section where you belong.

butanep:
Our forefathers lived long simply because they mind their business.

You are gradually reducing your life-span by intruding into what is not your business.

If your life is precious to you, start minding your business.

see this he-goat talking bout minding once business in public forum. After effect of molesting a male child - Womanising. Pele

butanep:
Thats great. That is the right step in the right direction. Keep seeking for knowledge and keep yelling to know more. The more you know, the extra edge you have over your colleague in the same profession.

When it comes to civil or engineering courses then in school, no one can take it from me simply because I love calculations and imaginative work rather than cramming. Am very poor in cramming but when it comes to calculation, don't just dare me.

Wish you all the best as you trade successfully through your field with optimism and enthusiasm to accomplish the dreams you have nurtured for a long time...

According to the saying; Nothing good comes easy and who more is given, more is expected. Your best always have a way to vindicate you when the time comes.

We will definitely see one day in Abuja, to sign that contract. Smile...

Come Guy, you well?
Carry your toasting go private.

fx45:
You're a Sabo... And in the fullness of time, you'll become aware of the implications of being a Sabo. You voted your conscience and we also voted our conscience and we're proud of it. Are you proud of yours? Anyways you have no place here. This thread isn't meant for your type. Now I suggest you run away.... And make sure you run very faraway from here!

When is your Daura Dullardino going to start fixing the said roads that Jonathan refused to fix? My friend, you're in for a very long ride.

#Sabo

I dont know who this imbe.cile is, but one thing I know for sure is that some spe.rms are better left wasted. Mumu chck the meaning of sabo then you come back wit ur maggot infested mouth to talk 2 me.
Quote again and die like Shekau

fx45:
No my friend, you're wronger than wrong! Proudly 5% are those of us in SS/SE that REJECTED BUHARI and his CHANGE chanters in their entirety and who have been consequently threatened with marginalisation by the Daura Dullardino. It doesn't include saboteurs like yourself who sold out. Agreed you're an Igbo man but you're not among the proud 5%ers. Go and bury your head in shame...

#Saboteur

its only in your miserable dream that u talk of sell out. Travel d whole SE nd see the condition of the federal road the clueless Gej wnt pple to vote him back. You were blinded by the "azikiwe" rubbish. I voted 4 my conscience, hw did you vote?

fx45:
No! Something isn't right here... Read the nonsense you wrote and come back for explanations. You cannot be in heaven and hell at the same time.

proudly 5% to me means proudly Igbo. So you read the nonsense you wrote.













Proudly 5%
Proudly Igbo

I've always bin a supporter of Buhari n dislike Gej 4 being clueless bt can't deny my identity.












Proudly 5%

Rexnegro:
For ur mind now u go tink say u get punchlines like that o, u want use me impress other nairalanders abi...anyway wise men say don't argue with a fool cos people from distance won't know who is who...so make I just jega-ed u . #mrperfecto.

Nairaland disease don infect me. Twale baba

Rexnegro:
All works (bribe collection) and no play (grooving ,flexing) make naija police dull people ...beside them too na human being na....op abi u tink say na u alone they do grooving for ?

Mumu, Dullard, Clueless where u see naija police 4 the write up, ur hand dy scratch u to type u no go read before you use ur leprosy hand type nonsense.

kennyman2000:
Sorry ooo.. Why is it that, most bus stops or areas in portharcourt always start with RUMU.. U'll hear RUMUKORO,RUMUROLA and now RUMUOMASI... Why pls?

Rumu is d ikwerre word for children or family, just lik in igbo you gat "umu". So rumuokoro means children of or people of okoro. Hope you gat.

Nccf n Nacc tent

Camp mosque

Timbuktu14:
Its not funny ooo pele o. Oma to tan ehn? Pele o

thanks dear, we are Serving the nation.

Abeg, what does it mean to be verified on instagram.








Make ena no vex say I no sabi

Horlawoomey:
October 15, if its not changed.

thanks, am tired, my ppa is across water, no nepa light, no network, no drinkable water, mosquito with dragon teeth, snake our only companion. Abbey taiya

Horlawoomey:
Rejoice, for it is 88 days to POP

I think now is the best time to start writing that CV.

And for the Entrepreneur advocates, now is the right time to start writing that business plan and proposals, we shouldn't sleep away until its September ending.

Favoured is the way we are going to ply Insha Allah

In Jesus name I pray (AMEN)

pwease when is POP. I mean the date.

shachris03:
shut up and let me give you a revelation that would shock you. during these past election, I was the APO in one unit in Delta state.

now in every pulling unit, PDP gave the Corper PO 10k and the APOs another 10k to share. That's 20k right? we have up to 14 polling units in that Ward. making it 280k right? we have 15 wards in that lga making it almost 3m right? this is just for mobilization of officials. count money spent on campaigns, millions on traditional rulers millions on seniors electoral officials and party members and you just might get a feel of How much jona wasted.

yours was 10k, in bayelsa PDP gave every PO 50k no joke and APO 20k, so my brother pdp do us, dey do us strong thing.

Etizz:
D fact dat INEC paid Corpas separate n ex Corpas separate is awful, all Corpas must hav received theirs, and here We are not even sure of our hard earn money.... D funniest tin is dat, majority of d so called Corpas are so dull dat they can't or even carry out their activities.... Can't believe I was d one doing d PO job.... For now, I will keep my finger cross......

your mouth they scratch you

fineyemi:
Below ar d 3 list of public uni with d slowest accademic calendar. OAU. UI. LASU. U can add urs if u tink d list is wrong.

abeg include Unical, just starting 1st semester

2plus2:
In Jos-south, Plateau state we were paid the following:

4500, 10,000 and 13,000. Training allowance, Logistics and election proper respectively. What did we miss?

hmmmm, Йą dsame election we conduct?

kenonze:
John Utaka assited by Kanu in AFCON.

yea remember τ̣̣ђα̲̅†̥ ​ goal against cameroun, defense splitting pass

Papilo 2nd goal in Atlanta 96, its kaaannnnuuuuu

Valendo:
Pls where did inec get your account number? Was it the one u submitted online

I can't say, might b d online or during the training, I still submit acct number after election

Just got an alert yesterday of 4500 for feeding n training allowance, bayelsa state