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fatymore:
I am serious joor

M just being funny o. M not a force man.

fatymore:
in fact I am tirinmore

Lolzzzz

fatymore:
awnnnn...so nice.

any single force man here.

PS: I don't want policeman

If you were slimymore I would've indicated

Denko2721987:
One day This has been happening for long now.. There is no kind of atrocity thinkable that man hasn't committed?

I don't think so

This is so terrible.

This one follow for assault? That small romantic spat to the face

Some women be witch I swear. See as she change mouth. Fear women.

Belle never big yet people are shouting pregnant up and down. Monitoring spirits plenty for this world o

kmcutez:
That paragraph made me laugh. I will rather put my trust in El Rufai than a dead imaginary Christian God. Lol.

El Rufai can and will wipe out the whole Christian population in Kaduna, while they be waiting on a dead God to come and save them. I laugh in tongues.

You spite God? Merciful but also a consuming fire. And it's a fearful thing to fall in the hands of God. Crucify religion all u want but never spite God.

News is half baked. I'll pass judgement after a full review is ascertained.




Case adjourn.

domino4211:
Those of you vilifying this man really don't know what you're missing.
There is nothing in this world,absolutely nothing that is as sweet as an 8-13yrs old pvssy..
I repeat,absolutely nothing.

Please get this idiot arrested already and don't forget to bind him with fetter. He is very dangerous and harmful to the society. I repeat very dangerous.

So that if we get captured we'll be able to withstand any torment we go through.

agbonkamen:
Men should be allowed to marry many wives so that their dick will shrink early

Shebi king Solomon told u that his d*ck shrinked and?

daddytime:
Very good...how she couldn't torture her husband along with the mistress should be explained from the Police cell...

Yeye greedy woman wey wan try tamper with the bible prophecy. .

Please what's the prophecy?

Mumu mods always repeating thread after thread

sabenabeauty:
lol. Immediately I saw the topic. I knew it would be tblak.
and viola. It happened!

Pls who is tblack and viola

justice12000:
This is so painful. Yorubas, let go of this fuccking country you are holding onto for selfish reasons, people are suffering mennnn. Yorubas, this country will never work; stop making other peoples' lives miserable.

Okay... Congrats u just won the award for FOOL of the century.

EVILFOREST:
The GOAT
MESSI THE LION
All the COACHES mention your name, including Real Madrid coaches.
Diego SIMEONE does not celebrate Athletico’s Goals when you are in the field of play.
U always give Torres Orgasm when he watches you play.
U remain a Gift to soccer players and Lovers by PELE.
U remain the fastest player when you are with the ball by Thierry HENRY.
Who am I, to be compared to messi by Xavi
I have never seen a player like this... Ronaldinho
I am pleased to drive MESSI around by the President of Equatorial Guinea....Ali Bongo

MESSI is an act of God by Platini
MESSI, is really CRAZY but inform me when he scores 1000 goals and lift 3 world cups.....by PELE ( his fellow GOAT)
MESSI is Extra terrestrial by Buffon
MESSI is simply naturally ahead by Alex Ferguson
CHELLINI, was asked “how do you hinder CR7”, he said mark him closely and don’t give him space. When asked about MESSI, he did “SIGN of the CROSS” and walked out of the interview

My VIEW:
U are the G.O.A.T. while CR7 is the GRASS
MESSI plays SOCCER while CR7 plays football
Messi, a Divine Gift while CR7 a product of hard work.
The Greatest Achievement of CR7 is for him to be compared to you.
U don’t need training to deliver but CR7 trains all day...
When “AH” is added to MESSI, it becomes MESSIAH.
U are simply a Myth

INTERNATIONAL VIEWS:
Fellow Soccer players call you GOAT ahead of CR7.
PLAYERS like you Grace this earth every 50years.
BEST precision ever.
The most expensive LEFT FOOT in the world history currently carved and positioned in the palaces of SAUDI KING and SULTAN of BRUNEI.

The SADDEST DAY in SOCCER History will be the day you will RETIRE
I rest my case, humbly.

Mumu

Me? If I cry for you check that tears well, no fake not to talk of killing myself for woman.

Nawa o madam. U dey see something korokoro still dey ask question? U want to see babe I love ur dick size or darling ur honeypot is really delicious before u believe he's cheating abi?

Your husband be confirm dog and that hoe is his b*tch. Now take two kitchen knives of different sizes and confront him again. Come back to thank me

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Hmm! My own plenty o but the standout one was back then in jss2. We lived in a public compound and there was a zinc fence that separated one small corner of our fence from the other compound only for me to discover that it was a bathroom. Oboy see free blue film. I just created an opening where I watch those women take their bath. On that fateful day, I was just enjoying my view, I can still remember the fresh lady with great gifts from God bathing not knowing that my dad was behind wondering what was catching my attention. He came closer pushed me away and saw what I was watching so excitedly. Nothing they didn't use to treat me that night. From hot eba on my head to paracetamol to bandage. In summary, I saw the devil that day.

PizzleGold:
MEgrandchild in 2060)
roll royce,bugatti,ferrari 2019 that cost 1billion is the among the reigning cars in 2019-2020

Grandchild: Ahyeah that's the type of car my gateman loves driving. it's irritates,When am driving 20billion naira car

My love did u take ur medication today?

hakeem4:
This is why I have been telling government not to fix the road again. Let me see how you will you be sleeping while driving on a road with different sizes potholes.

Nigerians do we really need good roads

Perhaps he had a very rough and tiring day and maybe didn't sleep well the night before. Stress is real bro.

[quote author=psalmsmiles post=76711744][/quote]Exactly. I think he should read the book of Job. Chapter 1 through to the last chapter. That book of the Bible makes me stronger when faced with challenges.

Free the lady joor. We love boobs. The bigger the better. Not the fallen heroes of breasts though.

OkaNaUbe:


An Igbo Proverb says, (translated) "Don't tell an old woman to close her legs because you don't know from where she breathes"

Some call themselves "actresses" and "artistes" but their source of income is some other "businesses".

You Igbos are clowns. �
Wakada proverb is that...? Jeez

princemillla:
i cant find the nude pics na

Dude why u dey find am? Besides its even a video