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Family / Re: Unmarried Nairalanders: When Do You Plan To Settle Down ? by zinolurv(m): 5:35am On Aug 11, 2023
Let's recover and build together 🤞

Opeyemiextra:
I'm still in recovering and building capacity especially my finances. I don't want to marry without a stable source of income, a standing side hustle. I won't be a burden to anyone whosover. Until then, we are healing, single and satisfied.
Family / Re: UPDATE: Snake In My Roof by zinolurv(m): 5:21am On May 16, 2023
Hope say u don marry born kids. Na only old skool Sabi that address 🤣
Omihanifa:
snake in my roof
As directed by ugezu ugezu
Marketed and distributed by Andy electronics 1-3 pound Road aba

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Politics / Re: Budget: Reps Approve ₦8.4tn Borrowing, ₦6.3tn Debt Service by zinolurv(m): 4:43am On Oct 07, 2022
Wow.. Debt service..

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Blood Red Sky Blankets City Near Shanghai Sparking Armageddon Fear (Pics, Video) by zinolurv(m): 1:31pm On May 10, 2022
When I read about the sun releasing unusual flares last week, I knew pretty that pretty soon, something else will follow.
Don't let people deceive you.. Believe in what you believe but believe also that there is God!
Health / Re: My Boy Paid 50k and Collected Free STD... by zinolurv(m): 12:04am On Nov 21, 2021
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*BE REMINDED, IF THIS PIECE IS COMING TO YOU AGAIN!*
PLEASE FIND TIME TO READ THIS :-

Do you remember the firebrand man of God, *Benson Idahosa*
*who declared that the planned meeting of*
*Witches and Wizards in Benin cannot hold*
*while he was alive.*
*People like Katherine kulhman, Billy Graham,*
*Smith Wiggleswoth and those great men and*
*women of God. ........* *ASK THOSE WHO SAW *THE REVIVAL OF 1930s,1970s AND 1980s, THEY WILL *TELL YOU WHY WE*
*ARE CRYING OVER THIS "FIRE LESS NESS" WE ARE SEEING IN OUR*
*GENERATION OF BELIEVERS.*
*John Knox prayed:* *"Lord, Give me Scotland or I die"...*

*St Patrick, a rugged Believer that Brought*
*even Dead Animals* *And Trees Back To Life*
*Prayed: "God, Give Me souls or Give Me*
*Nothing Else"....*

*Brethren, The Hebrides revival prayed: "Lord, if you will not use us, please, kill us"...*

*The brethren from England who brought the Fire from Azusa Street revival*
*Gathered everyday under the terrible cold.*
*Their only prayer topic was: "Lord, give us*
*Men that will spread Your Fire in the streets of England".*

*During the Indonesia Revival,, Those Hungry*
*Hearts were seen* *Praying day and Night:*
*"Lord, The harvest is ripe... If it pleases You,*
*Please use us".*

*One prayer that was common during the days of William Seymour was: "Lord, this is another day that hell must lose men and women.*
*Please, we are here use us".*

*Paul said:" Woe is me if I preach not the gospel"*

*Rachel said to her husband, Jacob: "Give me children or I die".*

*But unfortunately, our churches are filled*
*Today with people who are not ashamed of spiritual barrenness.*

*We are asking "God give me money. God give me spouse.*
*God give me Visa".*

*Where do we see believers again that will be praying and fasting, and when you Listen to them, you will be hearing:* *"Lord, let Your Fire fall in my community and*
*Let their be revival"?*

*When Paul encountered Christ, he fell and rose. What He asked was:" Lord, what will You have me do".*

*But today, when we fall under anointing,* *We start expecting marriage proposals,*
*Visas and Employment letters.*
*This generation of members in our churches have not had a genuine* *Encounter with the*
*Man of Calvary.*

*No generation has* *Carried Bibles like us*
*Without opening it.*

*No generation is materially driven like ours and we expect the land to obey us.*

*Jesus said, pray to the Father that He brings*
*His Kingdom on Earth.*

*GOD help us to get it on time. Amen.*

*Let's build up our spiritual life cos its very necessary.*

*If you miss heaven you can never miss hell. Think about it. Hell isn't a pretty place.*

*Do the work of an*
*Evangelist now by* *sharing this message* *with all your contacts.*
*Have you ever wondered*
*what would have happened if we treat the Holy Bible the way we treat our* *Mobile*
*Phone?*

*And we really can't live without the BIBLE.*
*Don't send later, send now.*

*May the Almighty* *God grant good success to*
*every one who reads and sends this message.*
*AMEN!, AMEN!!, AMEN!!!.*

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Phones / Re: Millions Barred From Calls, SMS, Data As MTN Experience Service Hitch by zinolurv(m): 6:42am On Oct 10, 2021
mactoni91:
Who knows...

They might be testing a newly installed function that would allow them make Nigerians inaccessible to their loved ones or pass SOS message to foreign organisation.

Next Election go tough.

Imagine shutting down all network on the day of Election.

Na wetin happen for Uganda be that..

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Autos / Re: Tambuwal Presented Nigerian-made Electric Car By Jelani by zinolurv(m): 6:22pm On Mar 27, 2021
Sir
I can't come to work today
I didn't charge my car..


Upcoming 9ja

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Romance / Re: Why Do Handsome Guys End Up With Less Attractive Women? by zinolurv(m): 10:42pm On Aug 08, 2020
We Wey fine never talk o

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Romance / Re: How Do I Tell Her To Go? The Lockdown Is Tiring Already by zinolurv(m): 6:00pm On Apr 14, 2020
MadeBoy:
I'm a guy that likes my privacy reasons of my quality time to think and pray for hours. Because I face a lot of spiritual challenges. And my midnight prayers have been helping me. Most especially when I had a nightmare or anytime I woke up.

I will seal up my windows and doors while my AC is blasting high. And even when I raise up my voice it doesn't come out.

The government just extended the lockdown which is tiring. She came to my house and doesn't want to leave. I have so many debts on my head now and my yearly house rent is expiring soon. This is the period I need to be alone in prayers. The little I have now I am using it to take care of her which I would have uses for myself to prolong the suffering during this lockdown. Branch and carbon are sending me SMS to pay my loans.

My apartment is so cussing, chilling and so comfortable more than her house by far. Maybe reason she doesn't want to go. She will be disturbing me and dragging remot control with me. When I am watching TV she will just change it to nollywood drama.

I do want her to be coming and going. Not just to come and stay like she is doing now. I'm not use to this type of life unlike some of my friends.

Outside of all this, I do not see future with her just normal control things..

I have not been able to leave the house or do other personal private stuff.

I need her to go maybe coming on some weekends or when invited.


Bro just be plain with her and tell her how u feel. Life is too short to live a fake one
Romance / Re: Tinder Prostitution: A Tax Free Billion Dollar Industry In Nigeria. by zinolurv(m): 10:34pm On Jan 06, 2020
Which side abeg?
Romance / Re: What Good Sex Does To Women - Lady Reveals On Twitter. See Reactions by zinolurv(m): 1:27am On Aug 14, 2018
House chicks on the island in Lagos for match ups

https:///3Tv3biqCVPADgaMGlYII4Q
Health / Re: Two Ghanaian Slay Queens Die After Overdosing On Tramadol, Refnol (Pics, Video) by zinolurv(m): 5:55pm On Jun 09, 2018
Eya! Rest in peace
Romance / Re: How To Identify Lesbian Ladies In Nigeria! by zinolurv(m): 4:44am On Jun 04, 2018
samyfreshsmooth:
Op from the points you gave (precisely number 1, 6, 8, 11 and 12), i can safely and rightly say mhisbliss, kimbraa, pocohantas, highqueen and lalas247 are all lesbians


thank you for exposing these ladies to us
I smell bombs in the air

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Business / Re: Do It Yourself Importation Guide Free - Season 2 by zinolurv(m): 7:27pm On May 28, 2018
Recently no?
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Warri Meet Here by zinolurv(m): 7:21pm On May 28, 2018
I don't even mind.
Properties / Re: Do U Have A Faulty Samsung LCD/LED/PLASMA Tv? by zinolurv(m): 3:01pm On Feb 01, 2017
nnacent:
I am a samsung engineer, and i am ready 2 fix all ur samsung products at a fair price. if its under warranty, i can help u at no cost. Call 08087879636



Can you fix this one.
Cracked screen.
Samsung smart tv

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Literature / Re: The Journal Of A Nymphomaniac by zinolurv(m): 1:12am On Nov 16, 2016
Twaci hope say u Nevada slp o...
Jokes Etc / Re: My Experience Today by zinolurv(m): 1:06am On Nov 16, 2016
Not a small matter o
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Deltans Meet Here! by zinolurv(m): 12:39am On Nov 16, 2016
Hola folks, I'm Zino..from isoko
Lagos,Ajah area..
Hook up, paddy.. I'm all in..
Literature / Re: Memo Of A Male Sex Addict by zinolurv(m): 1:11pm On Oct 02, 2016
omo so you na MU student.. Nicey.. We got a lot in common man..
Literature / Re: Memo Of A Male Sex Addict by zinolurv(m): 3:01am On Sep 25, 2016
Meehn, Im loving your gist ni... I jus dey relate cos its actually going on down here too... kudos.. We dey ur baq.
Literature / Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by zinolurv(m): 2:37pm On Apr 11, 2016
Mainland U dey try.
Literature / Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by zinolurv(m): 7:58am On Apr 09, 2016
emyblinkx:


OK I get it now,,u are waiting for the real writer to update so you will copy and paste


Kai. Una gt bad mouth sha.
Nairaland / General / Trending Wahala by zinolurv(m): 3:18pm On Apr 08, 2016
Dear nairalanders
Yawa don gas. I came to Abuja from Lagos for a job interview on Sunday. Lodged in a hotel that day band went for the interview on Monday. On my way back around kunwa area. I don't know Abuja that much cos ve only been here once. I decided to use my atm card. As soon as I finished and was leaving a man just pointed a gun at me and motioned me to enter a parked vehicle. That's how I was kidnaped o. They took 3 days to finish the money in my account. My house rent that be been gathering.
Jokes Etc / My Experience Today by zinolurv(m): 9:36am On Nov 07, 2015
So yesterday I went to the pharmacy to buy some vitamin pills for my self and my cousin requested i should get Andrew Liver salt for him. I bought two and because they had no change to give to me i collected one more to make up for it.
When I got home, I gave him two and decided to take one since I love the feel in the mouth, not because i needed it.
I enjoyed it. But thereafter my stomach has been bloated and making me uncomfy.
This Saturday morning i had to go to church for a special service. Luckily i was early so only just about 20 people had arrived before me. Meanwhile,on my way to church while driving, i was just farting in the car. But it was without odour. Now sitting at the front row in church. I decided to release one last one befor service commenced since i knew no one will hear or percieve it. To my greatest dismay. This one exploded with a loud bang that ended everybody's discussion. sad Me i just started pushing the chairs around me like i was looking for something..
Romance / Re: My Lesbian Experience (TRUE LIFE STORY) by zinolurv(m): 5:15pm On Sep 10, 2015
Lol. Dnt care if its paste n Copy or Copy n paste.. I enjoyed the gist jor. Kudos.

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Video Games And Gadgets For Sale / Re: [SOSOGAMES] Now Offer Payment On Delivery Nationwide by zinolurv(m): 7:05pm On Dec 03, 2013
Well...at first was skeptical.. I no go lie..
But they proved themselves..
Am in Enugu,and they delivered in just one day...that's awesome.. To get clean deals like this in 9ja..so so cool.. I urge everyone to deal with Rauf and bro..they are 100% genuine...
Thank God I found them ni..cos I dunno whr I for get dis kain sweet offer thay gave me...thankx guyz...

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