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Country of comedy Soon lai mohammed will start crying upandan

There is nothing like HIV bro. please next time dont use condom, so u can enjoy ur fornication very well.

In those days, people hide their fornicative lives but now, its no more a thing of shame.
Wasted generation

After yaba left NL has the highest number of .......lunatikks roaming around

My heart is completely broken It would take an excruciating pain for a young guy like that to weep that way. Life!!!!!

OP u re so on point
But wait until NL association of fornicators pounce on u, to start asking u if u re a virgin

Sprumbabafather:
Because the govt kills and go Scot free, others will always try. It's a lawless failed country.

Last time i checked the greatest period of armed robbery in SE was in GEJ's regime. U can blame buhari for many things but its senseless to start calling buhari because of the foolishness of some certain adults

Sprumbabafather:
Hardship brought by Buharry

Is that all u have to say? Even on issues where some little senses are needed.


Pls I have a question nobody has been able to answer satisfactorily.
Looking at the dangers of stealing (mob action, prison, disgrace etc) WHY DO PEOPLE STEAL?

Wizvic999:
Where do you keep your sense? Take it along next time . Good night

mkpi
its goodevening not goodnight. Or are u dat jobless to be going to bed by this time of the day?

sarrki:
This is arrant nonsense

Then ipobs miscreants should not be charged too

They are all terrorist

They should all be treated same way

shhhhhhh
the only terrorists in nigeria i know is IPOB
boko haram guys are no terrorists they are just sharia policemen. So they are not guilty in the eyes of Nigerian law.

I wonder why u wail at intervals wen u should be cheering (ie zombifying) every move by the government as the chief resident nairaland Zombie

JayJohnson:
Awon no o ! Na dem! Awon omo olori pelebe! Awon flat.inos! Awon ti developers!

Those who refuse to develop their place but come to 'develop' Lagos.

Awon omo radarada

Awon omo weyrey, is this how you want to build your Biafrauud republic?

But u know somewhere in ur community that hennesy is costlier than a human skull and the price is twice the cost of a human head.



Lesson
before u point fingers at another man's backyard, remember the gutters at ur own backyard

And some people looking for every avenue to say something bad about CE will start rejoicing

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hahahahahaha see them defamers Which song did the imaginary onwuka sing? what was the title of his album? Does loveword records/music production enter into contracts with CE musicians? Why Imaginary onwuka, why not Eben, Edwards, Sinach, Ada, Samsong etc? Where was the imaginary millions of copies sold ? (because i have never seen one)
See them denigrators

sarrki:
What is gbam


Baba will contest and win 2019

CHIEF RESIDENT ZONE B

NAIRALAND BRANCH OF ZOMBIES

ONLINE COALITION OF ZOMBIES
ZOMBIE ASSOCIATION OF NIGERIA


APC SUPPORTERS WING
APC


I hail thee

They will keep receiving funds from UNICEF, World bank etc yet the educational state of the region is in shambles, not because they are born without good brains but because they spend 6hrs in school and 6hrs in islammiyya. How can u serve 2 masters at a time.

OP please can u proffer any dressing that will look decent on her. If someone with a smaller backside wears the samething will u call it indecent

Perverts everywhere

Topgainer:
The worship of demons has been with humans and adherents of such religions also believe that gods' call is upon the chief performers. They also make statements like yours.
Ours is different, we let our Bible decide, that is why we have a copy against which we draw comparisons. Not forgetting that most old testament ways are no longer acceptable.
And when we do, it's obvious we gat a lot of masqueraders.

From the scriptures am yet to see wats the wrong the man is doing. He is praying for someone with erectile dysfunction as long as both of us know. so wat is it that he is doing that is against the scriptures

hahahahahaha
funny though
Anyway the Pastor said its God who called him, so let God decide whose servant he is. For me, I gat nothing to say.

UduMgbo1:
e pain am well well
aisha is a shameless corrupt prostitute
kiss the truth

mynd44
Where are u wen ur red stamp is needed. How can some randy guy be calling the mother of children shameless prostitute. How on earth does this kind of threads get to be opened on NL

Sleekydee:
okay I just figured u re from d eastern part of Nigeria. trust me guy, its because of pple like u the ibos re been marginalized, wisdom hardly beckon from most eastern youth vocal orifice....and to tink y'all re numbered in millions

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U are too myopic. I mean how on earth do u think u have senses. so because one oladeepo of a guy goes around NL posting rubbish i can boldly come out and say most yorubas are foools or watever. How many igbos have u met in real life.
As for marginalization i better be left out of a party of shame and backwardness than to submit and accept the post of licking the shits emanating from a majorly illitereate region of the country. Everybody has his choice.

So shut up ur ignorant brains. Igbos bla bla bla bla bla, marginalization bla bla bla. they are this they are that, let them go NO, why No reason.
confused human being

Good write up op
But let me clear u in my little way
U owe the congregation interpretation only wen u are prophesying in tongues. there is a difference between praying in tongues and prophesying in tongues.

2. Christ embassy is one church there members dont insult or criticize other churches no matter their denominations. Rather there are churches who think they are too righteous and they go about criticizing CE


3. Lets take a look at wat happened in the upper room, how many disciples were there? 120
Have u ever heard 120 persons shouting at the same time in different languages and u re able to pick out the meaning of wat one of them is saying? Is it possible? Now for the people celebrating pentecost to understand wat the disciples were saying was a miracle on its own. It was a specific miracle for that moment, and the bible didnt record it that the disciples themselves interpreted the tongues.
4. Quit the mentality of i am catholic, winners, JW bla bla bla bla, that is a device of the devil to weaken the strenght of the church which lies in unity of the body of Christ. We all christians form one single body and not many bodies. If u are a Christian then u are of the same body with other Christians that attend other churches

FriendNG:
Ipob are terrorist. Call anyone you want to call. Make sure you mention me in another thread before opening the one you wish to do ur worst.


You should confirm I am online before doing so, bcux i dont want you to hijack the first page.

i dont open threads
till then.

FriendNG:
Hahaha. Ipob terrorist pls go and search my posts, I have never defend APC. I am the one who carry Sunusi corruption allegation for head and Lalasticlala dey pusham front page each time.

Ipob terrorist check my pray profile, the very second thread was on how Buhari failed.

We are not Ipob that licks KANU urine.

What we cannot accommodate is Igbo lies or Southern hypocrisy. And you're part of doz liars.

cc mynd44
Mr man its already a stale thread, I will call u out wen am ready and that will be on the FP of a thread that is largely viewed. maybe till then, stay put. but i will surely do it

FriendNG:
So you no 1 be cal terrorist. Dan na why udey dissociate yourself from ipob.


See chestbeating wetin ur moniker can do?

Anyway nobi u qut Mek I allow u.

Am not someone like u who cannot stand his ground. Before u knew wat ipob was i was one of those who spoke against their activities. Unlike someone like u who is ready to lick up faeces as long as it came from the nyash someone in support of apc or someone from the north

achi4u:
Hahahahah

Wearing hijab with bomb underneath is a very worrisome part.

IPODS are right anyway.

pls next time u quote me dont associate me with ipob, u can call me an Igbo or biafran but not ipob. its a humble correction. Even the mods will want to help me beg u because they know wat my moniker can do

OP dont forget to add this
Muslims daily break hours each day
30mins ablution 30mins prayer 30mins to return to duty post and resume duties
ie 1hr 30minutes *3 times =4hrs 30minutes break everyday, so do the calculations

HYPOCRITES

PROPUNTER:
TB Joshua, Oyakhilome and Co, una no go kill me.
Usher: Pastor this woman was born deaf and dumb. 5 minutes
ago as you were ministering, she felt warmth all over her body.
Now pastor she can hear, she can talk, Daddy it's a miracle!
Pastor TB/Chris/Co: Hallelujah!!! Hallelujah!!!
Praise the Lord!!!! AMEN!!!!
Woman come forward. What is your name?
Woman: My name is Edna Lois Wogu
Pastor TB/Chris/Co: Where are you from?
Woman: I'm from Omorku, Rivers State.
Bla bla bla
Now my questions are quite simple, so simple a simpleton can
actually make sense out of them.


1. Who taught the woman how to shape the words and
pronounce them?


2. Who taught her the language, dialect or accent she spoke?


3. She hasn't heard the instruction "come forward" before, how
then does she know what it means?

Make I go do something, I dey come.

Are those things greater then the resurrection of Jesus? The bible they preach said God caused a donkey to speak..,..,.... i will stop here, u can complete the question

I still refuse to call this country a zoo though.
Buhari, a disaster that nigerians brought upon themselves. His hatred for people wit different ideologies from his own stinks
Since the tyrant took over power, Human rights have been dumped into the trash can. Some set of persons who havnt still experienced his tyranny are still singing his praises, but the truth remains, wat goes around comes around.
Sai baba tyrant, continue but the truth is that one day power would leave APC.

Danladi7:
I DONT CARE!

the fact as been stated

mynd44 come and ban me.

haha
sorry for ur sorrows. Hatred kills faster than otapiapia, go and see a heart doctor before it kills u.

Danladi7:
Igbo people self

i'm yoruba and I support atiku.


I'm only dissapointed in myopic people called igbo who think voting for a northern candidate in 2015 makes one northern slaves now pushing for a northern candidate!,you na don forget biafra and nnamdi kanu?.....Igbo people are pathetic.


IGBO PEOPLE,THE NEW HAUSA/FULANI SLAVES

mynd44 i remember getting a ban for the bolded. Now let me sit down an watch

We dont do that in my church. but its not all that wrong as long as u re making reference to God almighty
If u believe it was God that called and annointed ur pastor and it was God that sent him to u to tell u wat he has in store for u, if u believe that God speaks to u through him, then its not wrong to remind God of those promises he made to u through the pastor. For example
Pst Oyedepo: If i serve a loving God, u will not lack and fall sick.
A winners chapel member who feels he is lacking or feeling sick can say: God of Oyedepo, i call on u, u promised i wont lack, i wont fall sick, come and deliver me now.


So it sort of raises the faith of the person praying

Wish that one day God will hear our cries and give us biafra peacefully, a separation that wont cost the blood of anyone, a country we can call our own.As strangers in nigeria, we pray to go home one day. Even pharoah unleashed mayhem on Israel because they wanted to be free but at last victory was the case.