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May Allah make it easy for you.

Is it celeron or Intel...plus is it on board memory drive. How many inches

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What gives Kvara edge over Osimhen?

I see a lot of selfish comments, everybody talking abt d state creation in their own region. We are our own problem. Should dis selfish ish be d next tin u shld talk about,maybe yu guys av got parties u want to float sha.....mtcheeew. Our represntatives are not blind, they're jux smarter dan d citizens. May God help Naija with any step dey plan to take. I cry for the coming generation cos all dey'll meet is debris.

emeka94: Most stupid resolution the confab has made second only to the incredulous idea of rotation of presidency. Are these people blind or just plain selfish and greedy. Resources is scarce and corruption is thriving more than oil yet you still want to create more states. USA that's as large as what I don't know has only 50 states. By the way Nigerian govt claim to be copying America's style of federal governance. Creation of addition states will only make the center stronger, the states lazier, fragmentation of Nigeria and break up of ethnic groups and families. Of what is the reason behind dis creation of states?!! I can only see selfish reasons and selfish reason and selfish reasons. If 36 isn't working how will 54 work? Give LGAs autonomy, reduce the powers of federal and state govt and create city councils not states. please!!!. City councils will ensure the participation of ordinary men in governance, men that I can see and touch not governors that drive up and down in latest SUVs causing accidents and traffic jam. Tufiakwa. God save Nigeria from this old men and women.

Motion for City councils seconded.

berem: ...but we have Aliko Dangote. He will look into the situation

Aliko is an african and will never waste his money on such thing. He'll rather produce Sugar with multi-vitamins and sell to a common man.

berem: Amen o! My dear I claim it in Jesus name!

Dont Just pray, work hard. God is not a magician.

berem: Amen o! My dear I claim it in Jesus name!

Dont Just pray, work hard.

rattlesnake: i had the same epereince
BUT

THEY WERE SO IMPRESSIVE AND PROFESSIONAL eventhough i was far far from lagos

THEY COLLECTED MY RETURNED GOOD AND RETURNED MY 50K

Maybe ur luck is affected from ur village

D last sentence is a proof dat u've neva bought anything online not even a toothpaste. I am sure Mallam Bala is d one dat sold a brush to yu and u discovered its bristle was not as strong as u expected it to be, so u decided to return it and collect ur 50 naira. Nairalanders shaaa!!!

theshadyexpress: JULY 3, 2014 BY OKECHUKWU NNODIM, ABUJA
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The Federal Government on Thursday said over 71 per cent of federal roads in Nigeria are currently in good condition and are motorable.

It said a total of N1.469tr had been spent on federal roads across the six geopolitical zones in the country since 2011.

The Minister of Works, Mr. Mike Onolememen, stated that from about 5,000km of fair roads in 2011, Nigeria currently has about 25,000km of the 35,000km of federal roads in good and motorable condition.

Onolememen, in a statement from the Federal Ministry of Works, said the present administration inherited federal roads which were generally described as “death traps,” as many road projects were either abandoned or moving at snail speed due to paucity of funds.

According to him, some roads alignments in Nigeria presently, can compete favorably with roads in the developed parts of the world.

He added that throughout the six geo-political zones, travel times had reduced between origins and destinations, cost of vehicle maintenance had drastically reduced, while accidents and carnage on Nigerian roads had dropped due to better pavement design and construction.

Onolememen said economic goods were better distributed through the nation’s arterial roads with better turn-around times that lead to more profits for entrepreneurs.

The minister said the ministry was currently executing 184 contracts across the country, majority of which were inherited by the present administration.

He stated that progress had been made with the rehabilitation, construction and expansion of key arterial projects.

Onolememen outlined some of the challenges faced by his ministry since assumption of duty to include the insurgency in the North-East, excess axle load of trucks beyond acceptable tonnage on highways and indiscriminate cutting across the highways.

Others include burning of tyres on the roads, erection of bumps on roads, destruction of road furniture as well as encroachment on right of ways.

The statement noted that 30 road projects with total length of 1255.1km, worth N275.6bn, had been executed in the North-Central zone.

It said 27 projects with a length of 1287.7km and total cost of N319.1bn were executed in the North-East, while the North-West had 20 projects, 1040.2km long, and worth N157.1m.

The South-East, South-South and South-West, according to the statement, had 45, 32 and 30 road projects executed in the zones respectively.

It noted that with the advent of the Subsidy Reinvestment and Empowerment Programme, the government recorded remarkable progress in 2013 on the dualisation of four key arterial roads across the country.

http://www.punchng.com/news/71-federal-roads-now-motorable-fg/#respond

I don hia. Even minister wey go commision road sef go carry plane to nearby city. Well its lovely to look @ dose roads from d sky.....maybe he meant skyview stats.

Dis is a political YAGA YAGA! Our vehicles still dance d Macabba Dance. #seeyanmayanma #Aromaoflies

Mooye41: . Get them extra- large pampers!!! It will be the safest solutions.

lol!
D ff measure might be useful to anyone reading dis and a doctor can attest to it. I av decided to 4get d medical shiii!t and go for some oda help cos all you do is keep spending and bcom a drug addict. But if ur pocket gara gan No p.
D use of alarms hav bn used too ova d years in place drugs so as to help the patient. It is attached to the sleepn wear to detect moist. But if d person too like sleep E myt need some1 to help when d alarm blows. Some drugs have bn prescribed too but dey are of no use cos they'll work for a short period of tym or not work @ all. Patients can increase ADH (anti-diuretic hormone) using desnopresin in pill form or mist form wch is applied into the nostrills. But when dis medication is stopped it relapses at a high rate(75-90%). Inipramine Tab can be used too but result is achieved in < 13% patients. Dere is dis drug for bladder muscle function reduction cant rememba d name very well but it belongs to the butynin family.
Self discipline is d best, dry bed training, urinating intermitently and no caffiene items (even dough i like 3-in1 nescafe ). With dis few measures of mine i hope the Op can realy d message and also make this an health topic because a lot of pple are lvn with the disorder but are keeping it to themselves. Thank U.

quid: ^^ 2000000000 likes
This is why China will keep rising higher in the international stage.

And they'll keep falling @ d Celestial Realm. D day when d pegs of the earth (mountain) will be turn to mirage will surely come. And their will be woe on to d unblvas, they'll have wished dey were condemned to dust.

I am a victim of the above urinary malfunction.The problem here is called enuresis. This could be as a result of the bladder bn unable to hold water for a long period of tym dereby causing a sensation in urinary tract and the pee is out. Pple stigmatise against it so bad, which is actually wrong. I am 20+ now and i av bn able to tackle dis problem. Its not a disease but a malfunction and can be reduced by less intake of water at the late hours of the day. The person must learn to empty is bladder b4 going to bed to d last drop (just be patient). There is no lasting solution to it as far as am concerned cos it also maybe as a result of surgery done below the belly button. This is few i can say.....but also visit a medical adviser on it so as to help the pple involved (if not the bachelor hiding in shadows). As for me i dont visit doctors anymore, i am my own doctor and i dont administer drugs to myself because any drug claimed to be manufactured for the use is just to scoop your funds(Cant say if u gt a potent charm sha). Well i thank my parents for d monies dey've spent in d past, may i be able to repay them. NB: there are millions of pple living with it across the world, stop d stigma and jux help a friend #shikena. God Bless Seun, Op's, Mod's n Nairalanders. Amin.


Aristokrat Records: The negative stories that are being circulated about Burna boy are malicious & orchestrated to tarnish his brand. Our position as Burna Boy's management and label has always been to ignore negative press and let everyone have their say. In this instance; we have decided to address these accusations once and for all. We will no longer comment on any such issues after this.
1. Burna Boy has never been deported from the United Kingdom
2. There is no 15 year ban placed on Burna Boy
3. Burna Boy was never involved in, arrested or convicted for stabbing anyone
4. Burna Boy was never involved in, arrested or convicted of credit card fraud or money laundering to death anywhere in the world
We thank you all for your continuous love and support. Burna boy looks forward to being allowed to focus on the business of making the music you have come to love him for, in peace.

Dats ur self opinion..

I came across this open
letter from a fan to baddo Olamide, I had to
share it because I belive this fan speaks the
truth. Read the open letter below:

I am a fan of yours and I have followed your
growth from the days with Id Cabasa and the
Coded Tunes crew, to your days under Toni
Payne’s management. Parting ways with her
was quite risky but I felt it was a move
worth making as you needed a fully
dedicated management to grow your career.
That move paid off and you’re now better off
for it. Pitching your tent with 1805
Entertainment, your immense talent and the
void left by Dagrin’s demise meant only one
thing – A top spot for you! I am glad you fit
in perfectly. A bolder move to start YBNL
Nation and you going ahead to drop your
second album on the YBNL Nation/1805
Entertainment imprint was another risky
move that still paid off. At that point, I knew
the “god of music” was behind you. Though
it wasn’t so surprising to see the street
embrace the album cos of it quality street
wise content, the rate at which the “butties”
accepted you too was alarming. People
preached the YBNL gospel and gladly talked
about how good the album was. Even my
cool friend Barr. Fola Alade became an
advocate of “Razz being the new Cool”, no
thanks to you. But while we where enjoying
Jale, Street Love, Jesu O kola, Stupid Love,
First of All, Ilefo Illuminati amongst other
beautiful songs, dear Olamide, you
unconsciously killed the album! Yes, you
unfortunately killed it by releasing too many
materials not so long after the album
dropped and you shifted our attention off the
album. To make matters worse, some of
these songs were not half as good as the
songs on the album and they also were not
well promoted, Confession, Tonto Dike,
Baddest Nigga That ever liveth, e.t.c.
Needless to say that some were also really
good, cos some of us still have Turn Up and
Durosoke topping our playlists. Baddo, have
you heard of the point of equilibrium? That’s
the point when the law of diminishing return
sets in. It happens to everything and
everyone. In simple terms, it’s the point
where you get to the peak, have nothing to
extra to offer and the drop starts. To some,
the drop might not be deep while to some,
they would never rise to that point again.
Unfortunately, this happens a lot in the
music industry. While we agree that you are
HOT at this moment and the inspiration is
much, brother, please do not wear yourself
out. Ma le ara e ni ere. Truth is when you
saturate the market with too many materials,
we get tired easily, we don’t pay full
attention to them and the songs end up not
getting as much love as they should. Keep
recording, keep saving them in the cloud and
don’t push too many songs within a short
period. Let the fans yearn for more, let us
savour the goodness of some of what you
already have. On a final note, I love the way
your personality is gradually evolving ‘cos
building a brand of yourself should be
beyond your music. I foresee a near future
where corporate brands that want to connect
with the streets would come to you, simply
because you are the link between the streets
and the corporate world. A celebrated grass
to grace story. The true voice of the streets.
Oremade, a Lagos-based marketing executive
and entertainment enthusiast, can be
reached via seunoremade@yahoo.com or on
twitter @seunoremade

Rayvene: Virtually all Naija 'hit' songs.
But I'm just gonna name a few that really baffle me with their utter lack of meaning

Davido - Skelewu

All Terry G songs

All Timaya's songs(especially Ukwu )

Kcee - Pullover(Seriously,I still can't believe he ACTUALLY went into a studio and recorded that shiit)

D'Banj - Scapegoat.And as if the main song wasn't bad enough,he had to go ahead and disgrace Naija,doing the remix with Kanye and all that

Oh,and let's not forget Stupiid Love and Durosoke by that noisemaking Lil-Wayne wannabe




Ok those are the worst of the lot to me

But you dey listen to am abi?!!

All d funaabyts in the house....lemme see u click LIKE

All boiz: The school of farming science and skill to build the till, we are the needed potential and basic essential.
*singing* funaab funaab
Irep colnas funaab

My alabata brethren...God bless

I am happy girls will feel free to suck the *ick well well.....and guys will be able to shoot gun with ease. thankz for tbe Thread. Rod suckers should like oh.....I know ow u feel.

Well Mr/Ms/Mrs Op, Thankz for dis thread oh.....@ least girls can now feel safe giving my fellow nairalanders BJ. Now Joysticks will get clean and sweet as ever.

jagabanare: BREAKING : ASUU FINALLY SUSPENDS STRIKE...
After a crucial meeting held at the State House,
Abuja wednesday morning, the National
President of the Academic
Staff Union of Universities, (ASUU) Dr. Nasir
Fagge says the federal government and the
union have finally reached a tentative
compromise and that the strike embarked upon
by ASUU has
finally been called off while discussions will
continue with the Federal Government on the
state of decay of key infrastructure in the
nation's varsities.
He lamented the pains the strike has caused the
lecturers and students and urged both to return
to campus. However, he advised the lecturers
not to teach the students until Arsenal wins the
UEFA Champions League .
In his final statement to journalists, he suggested
students
may seize this time frame in learning a trade and
leave
ASUU and FG alone to continue this SEASONAL
MOVIE.
THIS NEWS ITEM IS TO REMIND GOVT THAT
ASUU IS ON STRIKE.
32 minutes ago

Naija Peeps Can post nonsense. Chaii....abeg no com yarn dust for here

Tolexander: Don't really like the 1st picture jo!

Looks as if the lady's breasts are on her upper belly!

Yes that's true jareh....E be like say dose balloons don loose helium. Dem don suck am chaii!!! See as everything dey look ground. Nice african designs with swiss lace but gennie mama rocked it betta.

D truth about all phones in the world is that they have a touch of china in their production, why castigate TECNO. They are just letting us know that other phone companies are only exploiting us with the names e.g: Samsung, Nokia e.t.c. Opening up to the world that fones are not meant to be that expensive especiaLly in developing places like ours. Have you made a review on TECNO products? Juz try doing so and you'll discover that we've juz been scammed all dis while. D only Bleep up with tecno was the way they took off but that spoils nothing (they were only trying to see if such fones will be accepted in Africa too whereas its used in china).
As regards the above subject, I think dis is a step forward for TECNO for they've chosen to soft pedal and also do something small under the android umbrella. I know if it were to be nokia or samsung all you'll do is hail dem, get into stores and purchase the fone even @ high rate. Let us do away with the chinko mindset and embrace this company to stop exploitation. Thank you

XVIER: htc is d best phone in the world no need for advert cos we cant shout.

Are you HTC nigeria branch manager? Mthceew. Abeg comment in respect to the thread.

The Writer: [size=19pt]Poverty is a disease! Without poverty, Nigerians wouldn't have time for such superstitious nonsense. Disappearing organ indeed![/size]

If dem don jazz you b4 u go sabi say Jazz dey 9ja...especially, Ogun state. So don't say its super.. bla bla bla nonsense. Abi make dem test d jazz for your body maybe E go work ni?

Dear Nairalander,
How are you all doing? I hope all is well with you. I just chose to table this matter to the forum and I'll like us to treat it from critical aspect.
So far since we put Mr President on seat(so to say cos we call it 'Democracy'), ruling us in this country I don't think we've gotten anything from the GEJ regime. I see no change in this country and we keep praying, which I know that God will not leave us alone to suffer but intervene someday.
2015 election is knocking @ the Door and I have raised hope for a change in the country. I feel GEJ has not done anything but i can't see any opposition coming out and standing tall against him. Even if there is anybody from any party, the person is still hiding and that will not get us a desired result.
As things are presently, Do you think you can vote for GEJ in 2015 because by now I should have seen a powerful opposition.
Share your opinion.....or is GEJ going to be going in for his 3rd term so easy.

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