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|Romance / Re: Am I Too Choosy? by zolapeperenpe(f): 10:52pm On Jul 27, 2017|
What a small world! One of my friend sabi her konkolo tailor shop for Onipan sef, since i'm very much 'jobful' at the moment, i will personally find out about her 27y/o alleged fiance and the new Onipan neighbour/new fiance she's lieing about.
Onipan! Here i come
|Romance / Re: Am I Too Choosy? by zolapeperenpe(f): 8:59pm On Jul 26, 2017|
My sister, according to her plenty stories on NL,she's the sweetest/best thing that has ever happened to the whole of Fadeyi area o
Let's just believe this current story and help her plan this 'wedding'
Im even thinking of combining Mint and teal green for the aso-ebi
|Romance / Re: Am I Too Choosy? by zolapeperenpe(f): 8:51pm On Jul 26, 2017|
Na so she dey get engaged every three three months oo,please help remember her in your prayers.
Even if a mad man toast her tomorrow! She go open a new thread that she's getting married soon.
Her matter don tire us!
|Romance / Re: Am I Too Choosy? by zolapeperenpe(f): 8:41pm On Jul 26, 2017|
Yes Miss butter abi na Nutella skin you get?
Ever heard of 'gerund or present participle?
Ohh sorry! I forgot your world only revolves round your swarovski embellished butter pvssy. Mabinun
|Romance / Re: Am I Too Choosy? by zolapeperenpe(f): 8:32pm On Jul 26, 2017|
Our very own miss Nutella is the same person as Amelian
|Romance / Re: Am I Too Choosy? by zolapeperenpe(f): 7:39pm On Jul 26, 2017|
I think i'm more interested in why they are using and dumping you after few months
Oma se ooo. *singing* ayele ibosi oooooo
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|Romance / Re: Am I Too Choosy? by zolapeperenpe(f): 1:34am On Jul 26, 2017|
Ohh my dearest Alexialin! I knew this day would come!
Few months ago(with your old moniker- Amelian) you posted something about meeting 'the one' and claimed you were married,unfortunately for you,you were busted by some guys here,so you had to change to this moniker and you started afresh with a story of a new guy way younger than you, yeah?
Now,this 'new,responsible,rich' young boy who happened to be the best any lady could wish for already introduced you to his parent(according to you):'he's already making plans about walking down the aisle with you and NOTHING/NOBODY can change that fact bla bla bla bla
He pays most of your bills,tells you 'baby you are cool just the way you are-you are not fat atall,just a lil bit chubby' and all those 'sweet nothings' bla bla
Someone even advised you take things slow and stop talking about this imaginary small fiance of yours to your friends all the time,but you replied that moniker by saying 'no need to worry,getting married to him soon sure pass death'
So if i may ask you my dear chubby Fadeyi/Onipan tailor; where is the 26 abi na 27 y/o educated,rich,responsible small boy you can't miss a day without writing about on nairaland?
I've been tracking you for a very long time here. This is what you do: ordinary 'hesssszzz,heesszzz,aunty we are calling you' from a guy,the next thing you do is come here screaming about 'how you are the sweetest thing in the history of Fadeyi/Onipan and its environs and how a new 'toaster' can't wait to marry you'.
Kindly reply me biko; where is your 27y/o small fiance(person never give you ring sef,you don dey scream 'fiance)
Change your moniker again you hear? 'we go still track you'
Theedetective BLACKdagger you guys should come here o, our very own Miss Alexialin aka Miss Amelian is getting 'married' again oo
Sisisioge we have a wedding to plan
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|Education / Re: See The Ridiculous Notice I Saw At FUTA This Morning (pics) by zolapeperenpe(f): 12:01am On Jul 23, 2017|
RaptorX's people. I won't be surprised if that 'acquired property' belongs to RaptorX
|Family / Re: Please, Advice Me by zolapeperenpe(f): 9:52pm On Jul 09, 2017|
If i may ask, what exactly are you bringing to the table? Your untreated Erectile dysfunction? Na real 'iyam your spec' Mtshew!
|Career / Re: What Are The Necessary Steps I Can Take To Be A Commercial Pilot? by zolapeperenpe(f): 5:25pm On Jul 07, 2017|
This is what happens when you are 'fortunate' to live in the 'abroad' but you still have Akure mentality
|Career / Re: What Are The Necessary Steps I Can Take To Be A Commercial Pilot? by zolapeperenpe(f): 5:22pm On Jul 07, 2017|
|Health / Re: Gonorrhoea Is Becoming Untreatable, WHO Warns by zolapeperenpe(f): 4:41pm On Jul 07, 2017|
HungerBAD:Hungerbad is back!!!
|Career / Re: I Have This Amazing Business Idea, But Scared To Quit My Job! by zolapeperenpe(f): 11:44am On Apr 24, 2017|
@Op;maybe you should listen to egg.celent suggestion, try look for someone (a family member preferably) to manage the business while you are at work.
Take a leave from work at the inception, then use the few weeks to train the individual.
All the best
|Romance / Re: Say No To Broke Men, Ladies Be Smart! by zolapeperenpe(f): 5:53pm On Apr 15, 2017|
Hahahahhahahaha. You wish
|Romance / Re: Say No To Broke Men, Ladies Be Smart! by zolapeperenpe(f): 4:56pm On Apr 15, 2017|
Your funeral dude!
|Romance / Re: Say No To Broke Men, Ladies Be Smart! by zolapeperenpe(f): 4:32pm On Apr 15, 2017|
I was about replying you like you an adult until one spirit told Me to check you out by reading ur posts on NL. Alas,you are still a fetus who still depend on 19k NYSC allowance,who cook with 100naira pepper without fish/meat.
So,you are forgiven(from the bottom of my heart)
But I would like to advice you: DO NOT have the mentality of a wretched soul, just as winning Is an attitude,making money is also an attitude.So you see why I cannot understand some lazy ediot here on NL attacking OP as if they are comfortable with their wretched-lazy lives.
Take my advice or attack me further, I care less, whatever mindset you have towards this topic,na ur funeral
|Romance / Re: Say No To Broke Men, Ladies Be Smart! by zolapeperenpe(f): 3:15pm On Apr 15, 2017|
porchbaby:You are so right,I know 3ladies who got married to jobless 'humble' guys, I swear years down down d marriage these ladies were breadwinners of d family,immediately d useless husbands land themselves better jobs,they evaporated into thin air, one of them was my close aunt,imagine taking care of 3kids nd hubby for 17yrs only for him to deny his family as soon as he land himself a good job!
God punish poverty and na broke guys dey fake humble pass.
But the question is: are you people(broke guys) even comfortable/happy with your current status before inviting wives/kids to your miserable lazy lives?
Oshi odanile Pako! Mtshew
|Family / Re: My Brother Blocked Me On Whatsapp by zolapeperenpe(f): 1:01pm On Mar 01, 2017|
troitgurl:OP is right.
Half-brothers have a biological parent in common. For example, if after the death of Peter's mother, Peter's father marries again; and has another male child with his second wife, then that child will be Peter's half-brother.
Unlike half-brothers, stepbrothers do not have a biological parent in common. In the earlier example, if the woman Peter's father married already had another son from a previous marriage, then that individual would be Peter's stepbrother.
|Family / Re: Why Does My Son Prefer His Father Over Me? by zolapeperenpe(f): 11:02pm On Feb 09, 2017|
@OP; you again!
You don come?
Pls how old are you?
Are you sure 'they' are not 'doing' you?
|Family / Re: Am I Still A Virgin? by zolapeperenpe(f): 12:40pm On Jan 17, 2017|
@sisisioge; plssssssss send me a mail. I can see you are an amazing person.
I've got sweet gist for you. Apparently,CORRECT-MATURE BOBO's plenty yakata,we just need to expand our horizons.
|Business / Re: Abdulrasak Okoya Celebrates His 77th Birthday With His Wife, Shade by zolapeperenpe(f): 5:43pm On Jan 13, 2017|
All ds girls get mind sha, anywayz i can't blame them.
|Family / Re: Am I Still A Virgin? by zolapeperenpe(f): 9:00pm On Jan 10, 2017|
|Family / Re: Am I Still A Virgin? by zolapeperenpe(f): 8:50pm On Jan 10, 2017|
|Family / Re: Am I Still A Virgin? by zolapeperenpe(f): 9:36am On Jan 10, 2017|
*yawns* A beautiful morning to you all
|Family / Re: Am I Still A Virgin? by zolapeperenpe(f): 8:30pm On Jan 08, 2017|
|Family / Re: Am I Still A Virgin? by zolapeperenpe(f): 8:29pm On Jan 08, 2017|
Okay. Thanks alot
|Family / Re: A Nairalander's Daughter Clocks 1 Today by zolapeperenpe(f): 1:23pm On Jan 08, 2017|
Happy 1st birthday Cutie
|Family / Re: Am I Still A Virgin? by zolapeperenpe(f): 12:40pm On Jan 08, 2017|
Hahahahahhaha.That cute lil baby pic plus ur comment got me ROTFL
|Family / Re: Am I Still A Virgin? by zolapeperenpe(f): 12:39pm On Jan 08, 2017|
Thank you all.
@sisisioge: exactly what i pland doing since i saw those guys comments on romanceland.
No need branding myself as one,lemme just wear my big girl pant and join the 'who virginity elp gang' ,and if my future hubby saw stain of blood eventually,well cheers! Would just say 'i wanted to surprise u babe,so i din't tell u . if not lets just say 2fingers dis-V me(no need explaining what is hard to believe)
Life is too short to be bothered about trivial issues.
|Family / Am I Still A Virgin? by zolapeperenpe(f): 12:24am On Jan 08, 2017|
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