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Wailers and Masturbators oooo...

Watching in 3d as both camps reach for each other's throats..

valdes00:
Arsenal fans be like --
Every fucking season was a hit, back to back from 2012 to 2013 to 2014 yet no EPL title.. Koni dafun iyalaya anybody...
Emirate ti take over...

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Chelsea fans be like.......
Egbon Arsenal, if u want the title.... You can Come and collect it.....

#leavetrashforlawma

guy you killed it.

yomalex:
you just activated it

Zakahmed has abandoned the thread, and his NL account, I suppose?

Fake twitter handle?!!

ABIAGO:
Good day everyone. As most of you have been calling and msg asking the price of onions, I have decided to update u here on the current price as the day goes buy.
Details below:
>125kg bag=N12000
>Transportation to
*Lagos=1500
*PH, Delta, Anambra=N2000
Thanks and keep intouch

Makurdi in Benue state?

Lokoja in Kogi state?

Hi

Is this thread still activev

Unfortunately this aberration is more common than we care to admit.

I know this ebira couple ehn...those my neighbours,na royal rumble o.

Man: I will kill you
Woman: you can't do nothing

Blah blah blah. After much fight and quarrel and crying by the woman, you will hear;

Woman: weak man, wetin you sabi sef?
Man: I sabi f*uck.

Na so kpekus go take start. The soundtrack go just full everywhere. Each time they fight, their f*uck no de get part two.

I just tire for them two...

Dear All,

In the days past, farmers used to incur a lot of losses as a result of the two major risks associated with agriculture i.e price risk and production risks. Over time, farmers are learning to mitigate against these risks, hence the concept of agric insurance is slowly gaining popularity.

Right now, I hope to take insurance for a farm I am going to set up. I wish to know if any farmer here has had an experience with any agric insurance.

Source?

NL addiction was an issue for me few months back...
NL is d land of sweet, bitter, sour, salty,acidic...all in one.
From NL I have learnt phrases,slangs,songs,etc.

Sociologists can study the Nigerian society just by scanning NL. Social engineering occurs through NL.

Seun has not even started tapping into the potentials of NL. If only he knew what a powerful tool he had.

He spent 16 years in d senate, but did not think it was necessary to get these roads fixed, even though he had d political clout and d money. Suddenly after his election is annulled, he starts initiating projects?

Mark is a disgrace to his people. This is the chance for d idoma people to bring forth a new set of politicians who will have their interest at heart.

kennethchidi:
Toh.......cant someone be corrected without adding insults? I tire for una o!
Simple,'guy,what u r doing is risky,can cost u ur life'......shikenah!
Nigerians sha .

This your observation is so on point

I beg help me tell Guinness Nig to include this bit in their advisory about Nigerians...that when discussing, Naija peeps prefer insults to positive engagement. The average Naija guy will first insult you before stating his side of the argument...check d peeps nairaland for example

Smh.

Laveda:
Nah, not 90...if shaving the brow would make her look good, guys don't have issues with that..or maybe the ones you've come across doesn't like it

Seriously, d guys dat don't like it are those that get to see u without make up. it's disgusting to look at when there is no pencil liner

Sounds offensive and d patriotic part of me wants to call for their heads...

However, when you look closely, most of what they mentioned there are real. Lagos is really disorganised, and until some standards are applied in Lag, such assessment will continue.

I miss Fashola...

ewigmee:
Pls I want to know if the law stated that the car should be replaced when damaged, even ifit's not 4yrs or due for replacement. Someone help pls.

You are reasoning with your head, and it's most appreciated.

This question is the bone of contention and should be answered by PMB. He has come to equity, thus he should show us how clean his hands are.

Yam eater...

"Difficult issues..."


Mynd44 come and see difficult issues here o.

Smh

8unit:
i love Saraki. My crush.

All this people quoting cos i said i love Saraki. I love him, am proud He's the Number 3 in Nigeria. I've been crushing on him since my secondary school. I've more pictures of him on my phone than i do have mine. He should do whatever he likes with Senate Money, afterall why did u think He spent money to win election? oh u think he spent his money just to be a pauper? Come on. He deserves 15 2016 model cars. Too bad i didn't see any Range Rover. Too bad the cars ain't even armoured. I love u Saraki, i love u daddy, I'll forever do. Haters should die

Fish brain..

chuose:
Another Northerner.

It should be clear to The South East, South South and even the South West that B00hari does not regard the south.

Did u see d date of d post? 2007 and u guys r busy reacting and giving urselves hbp... lol

Watching this site keenly...

Good intentions. Hope it is not hijacked by those who believe that non-Muslims don't deserve to breath God's free air...

ShowYourCertificate:
That debt is not a debt in a real sense because the govt borrowed from itself. It didn't borrow from another body or state or country.

I laugh in swahili.

An illegality is an illegality, QED.

There are laws guiding ALL forms of govt spending and borrowings. So long as you spend without appropriation, it is an illegality.

Sit back and be schooled on governance 101 by the new Sheriff in town.

Did you see where Buhari proposed to spend N350bn recovered and returned loot in next year's budget? Why did he not just "borrow" it as GEJ did?
Did your you also observe dat d govt was patient enough to send a supplementary budget to Nass before paying outstanding subsidy claims?

ShowYourCertificate:
And who says the 322million dollars was an extra budgetary expenditure? How much was budgeted to the NSA as approved by the National Assembly? SMH

Show me where it was appropriated by d Nass dat d country will recover Abacha money and spend accordingly? Did you see that despite d urgency of d fuel situation in d country, Buhaari still had d patience to write the Nass before paying outstanding fuel subsidy? Do you also see dat they present govt has appropriated about N350bn recovered loot money to be spent in next year's budget?

You guys should wake up and realise dat doing d wrong thing over and over, as was d case with GEJ and NOI, does not make it right.

ShowYourCertificate:
DMO you say? Who is incurring the debt here? Who is being owed here? DMO only comes in when incurring external debts.

Oga, go and read the laws of d land and understand d role of DMO. Just because they have been doing d wrong thing repeatedly does not make it right.

DMO by law is d clearing house for all govt debt.

helpee:
you are the novice here. you make budgets based on projections. for example, you can budget 10million for security based on the expectation that you will make 10million from oil. if there is a shortfall in oil for example, you may not make up to 2 million from oil. Meanwhile, there is what we call miscellaneous income. These are income from unexpected sources. so, if the govt got a miscellaneous income of 5 million, they dont have to run to national assembly before spending it on security cos it has already been budgeted for. you call it extra budgetary spending if for example 10million was appproved for security and you now spend 20miilion. the extra 10million is extra budgetary

Throwing d word "income" into this argument suggests an abuse of d word. Abacha loot is not an income in d pure meaning of d word. The Abacha loot belongs to all tiers of govt because it was taken directly from the sale of d country's crude oil.

No law and no financial gymnastics gives d govt d right to spend d Abacha loot without appropriation.
Secondly, if d money was to be borrowed, they were supposed to pass through the debt mgt office, who would have converted it to bonds or treasury bills. If there was an urgency and d money was taken, then what happened to doing the right thing by writing Nass and DMO to regularise d transaction afterwards?
Thirdly, all d funds in question ended up in the pdp campaign.

Who is deceiving who? Papa deceiving pikin?

Lastly, u can engage in a discussion without name calling. Calling me a novice only exposes d shallowness of your argument.

helpee:
stop behaving like an uneducated fellow. we always have security budget. that a money is budgeted for security does not mean the money will come from heaven. they dont have to run to the national assembly everytime they got money to meet budgetary expenses. Did they spend more than the approved amount for security? where they got the money dont matter as long as it is legal and as long as they spend within the limit of the budget. wether the money is used rightly or not is now left for the monitoring committee in the senate

There are laws regulating govt borrowings, and it specifies that it must be documented and approved by DMO.

Madam NOI show me a document from debt mgt office to the effect that the govt "borrowed" Abacha loot to finance d war.

OK, let's assume there was an urgency. Why not regularise the transaction by forwarding d request to NASS and DMO afterwards? We won't be shouting today if she did.

It only shows there was no pure motive! Especially because the funds ended up in pdp campaign

ShowYourCertificate:
Bros you don't get approval for LOANS from the Legislature

Rather you get approval for your budgeted expenditure from the Legislature. How you go about sourcing your budget in the short term is your headache (as the executive arm of govt) as long as such sourcing doesn't incur more expenses (in the name of interest or sth) that wasn't covered for in the approved budgeted expenditure.

Remember GEJ approaching NASS severally for approvals to incur foreign loans?

Also, all domestic borrowing through the DMO are covered by law through the appropriation act of the NASS.

Any other form of borrowing is an illegality.

QED.

doctokwus:
So part of the work of the finance minister is to approve extra budgetary expenditures.
Sometimes it's repugnant hailing from the same country with people like u.

There is no law in Nigeria that empowers the minister or anyone for that matter to approve and/or carry out extra budgetary expenditure. Extra budgetary spending is an illegality punishable by law.

All funds must be appropriated by the national assembly!

Who is without sin in Naija politics??

Na wa o

adjoviomole:
Once ur wife is pregnant b4 marriage dats fornication. You have not wedded her n u got her pregnant.y shld d church join u 2geda?.



, Besides its nt by force to wed in d church,u can go to other places if u cannot abide by d churchs rule and d edicts of God according to d bible,no one will condemn u. God bless u

So if she gets pregnant but aborts, it is not fornication?

What about those who use condom and don't get pregnant?

Double standard hypocrites...our Lord had something to say about pretenders ... cast the first stone if you are without sin!

CCT things...

tobimillar:
Nigeria gradually getting worse than Russia and China in terms of freedom of press

1. Freedom of press comes with its responsibilities. If peddling rumours, false information and frivolous petitions amount to freedom of speech, then wake me up when we become more civilised.

2. Passing insults on the social media is not freedom of speech.

3. Mainstream media already know d ruuules and try to conform to responsible journalism. It's about time the rules are extended to social media.

Cheers.