₦airaland Forum

soberdrunk:
Mtchhhhhhheeeeewww!! Fictional story cooked up by broke/stingy folks to console themselves, if you have Money with "capital M", you will spare no expense for a once in a lifetime event like "WEDDING"......

"IF"....

Ladies are like tiles.

Lay em right d first time, step on em for a long time.

The first lay is important!

Kingsley1000:
marathon sex don lead am to early grave ........haven't seen any RIP here why?

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More like .Rest In Pu..y

pocohantas:
He doesn't need to apologise. This is what happens when people do good for selfish reasons. I help my friends both male and female without expecting anything in return. Some of these guys, their stupidity is in them like peak. I am sure he was hoping to embarrass her, but unfortunately or fortunately...it backfired on him.

I'm happy babes are getting sense. We need more to get sense and stop being parasitic. That's the only way guys like this can be put in place.

They buy you popcorn and think they can bend you anyhow like straw on top bed to administer prick from various angles. He should go and sin no more. For the sensible and responsible guys, the Lord will take away refurbished olosho from your path.

U are speaking from experience @ d bolded. Only God knows d kind bending when u don endure...

Na joke I dey o...

But seriously, why do ladies think its 'normal' for them to be childish and throw tantrums, but when a guy let's out his frustrations like this guy did, he receives bashing for Africa? True, d guy no try. But we all slip up occasionally, and this dude has retraced and has regrets. mbok,cut d guy some slack.

A conservative figure...

cktheluckyman:
As Long as Dino has a confirmed waec result. He is qualified to be a senator. That is the Nigerian constitution

... if his B.A degree is confirmed to be a forgery, he is guilty of so many other things and can be convicted for forgery. Remember he does not have immunity as a senator.

Hardly noticed d baby...esp d last shot...

papiforreal:
I think $30b is still kinda reasonable. We cant focus on building reserves forever now while people are languishing in poverty.

Very true.
Venezuela is down to $10bn reserves and most of it is in gold. They didnt know when to cut off subsidies,and it is haunting them now.

The Nigerian govt was right by removing subsidy on petroleum products. Else d fight would have been too multi faceted for d govt to cope.

Try balancing subsidy on petroleum products with defending d naira amidst high borrowing cost for govt (14% mpr)...govt would have had a much worse crisis by now.

A country like Nigeria needs reserves in d region of $35bn.

Unverified news

alezzy13:
Seriously where are you guys getting this information from? I personally know of not one BUT two guys were told its $50 to COLLECT the dollar mastercard. Not maintenance or minimum bal. I know because I was referee for both of them.

OR are there different kinds of the card?

U are asked t have a minimum of $50 when applying.
But card issuance fee is $10.

#fact.

gbegemaster:
Last I checked, GTbank dollar card costs $50 or so. That's roughly N23,000. Stanbic's dollar Mastercard is N1,050.

Gtbank card issuance fee is $10.

What

being:
Shut up! You go and fight without food for days knowing it's intentional and see how it feels.
The flip side though is why can't they leave the military honorably?

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1. They were supplied by air, which is not d normal routine.why? My guess,is that circumstances did not favor usual routes,for delivery.
2. GOC accompanied d supplies, which means he takes the welfare serious
3.Soldiers are trained to have endurance and improvise in times like these
4. The delay was not more than 48 hours, which means it was not that bad
5. Use of an airforce craft requires clearance from d airforce hierarchy. Though they work together,clearance is still required. Even if u are a general, u cant just walk to a pilot and say "make we de go sambisa".
D army general used an airforce platform to deliver supplies, tells me he went to extra miles.
Kudos.

[quote author=jollymizzle post=52036909]I won't argue since you have close relations in the army. But I think the welfare standard in our military is one of the poorest . we have heard a lot happening from moles within their ranks to lack of simple equipment such as night vision goggles.(late Colonel Ali).they aren't in some far away country. We should be able to supply our troops in NIGERIA. [/qjuote]

1. They were supplied by air, which is not d normal routine.why? My guess,is that circumstances did not favor usual routes,for delivery.
2. GOC accompanied d supplies, which means he takes the welfare serious
3.Soldiers are trained to have endurance and improvise in times like these
4. The delay was not more than 48 hours, which means it was not that bad
5. Use of an airforce craft requires clearance from d airforce hierarchy. Though they work together,clearance is still required. Even if u are a general, u cant just walk to a pilot and say "make we de go sambisa".
D army general used an airforce platform to deliver supplies, tells me he went to extra miles.
Kudos.

redsceptic:
Did you read the post? You dont see the problem in someone exposed to pathogenic fungi that can cause meningitis, lung infection, skin infections that do not have a cure?

Am sure u also read d part where he recommended that d practice could be refined if it works.

Common, kids are not as fragile as we make believe. We grew in tough climes, and arent we tough adults? D child would have moved past this so called trauma a few days later when he starts roaming d house on his feet.

This has got to be Okene

masterpower:
My cousin who is a soldier just confirmed this info now.

Old boy, everybody should prepare for the worst o because its coming.

The NDA brought down 2 of the Russian attack aircraft that the FG tried to use for surveillance on NDA.

THOSE WHO ARE DOUBTING THIS INFO SHOULD HUMBLY PUT THEIR EARS TO THE GROUND.

YORUBAS THAT BROUGHT THIS EVIL CHANGE ARE STILL SUPPORTING THIS GLUTTON OF A LEADER.

Russian helicopters that have not arrived naija yet? Or am I missing something?

HIV and prostitution are more prevalent in other states.

Telents abound in Benue.

Quit stereotyping.

Theories

At last...d federal character player don comot. Sadiw Umar

Dear AgroLanders,

I am interested in a mini tractor for a farm project I want to start.

1. What is d cost of a mini tractor,

2. Does it have enough engine power to turn our heavy soil?

3. What are the maintenance implications?

janefarms2015:
Drop ur mail for free details

Zomoears@gmail.com

Gracias in advance

[quote author=Farmafric post=46100958][/quote]I am in need of battery cages for 100 layer birds.

What's d cost plus delivery to Makurdi in Benue state?

lifezone247:
A source within the bank confirmed to Vanguard saying, “It is not that we plan to sack 1000 staff at a go. It was part of the measures taken last year to enhance the profitability of the bank. So the pruning will be gradual and it started last year”.
Planing not to sack at a go or not, sack na sack. But 1000? That's too much abeg.

Just look up my post, you will knw how far

The strategies include not replacing when there is an exit, reduction of sizes of units, staff redeployment and realignment. It has been going on since last year. No cause for alarm

obinman:
nollywood has seen the name for a new movie....olamide and the rest have also seen a cliche to add to thier songs

Shey one babe had d temerity to do a song about naija vag1na to encourage"local consumption" and even for "export" sef.

Made in naija...taking over

Incest!

What is d world turning to?

"Mark" time...

Couch
Cat
Mirror
Cord
Tiles
Straw

organicfoods:
A little about our soybeans experiment. Usually soy beans are grown once in a year in Nigeria, between August and October. They need water for 3 months and when their pods are ready for harvest sufficient heat to dry it up, which can only occur between November and December every year.

Under irrigation, it could be grown and harvested anytime before the next raining season. Farmers hardly have the capacity to do this. With vertical Sack farming, a lot can be achieved. Soy beans are nitrogen fixing plants with powerful roots system that can enable us use the soil twice without changing it. After soy beans harvest, we intend to plant high nitrogen feeding plant in the same bag.

I like people who think outside the box! Am amazed at this concept of growing soyabeans in d dry season. Amazed!

Nubian113:
I benefited and I'm not married so no thank you

Anyway judgemental thread you talk sense. That talking offensively to your lover in public I agree is a no no. I'm like my mother "watch when you get home" I boiled a fool when I got home because he wanna talk to me like we love-vendor and hooker in town oh God help the fool.


#and I shared it with my SINGLE friends (the thread I mean )

Guess one has to imbibe these qualities when one is still SINGLE, lol.

oluafam:
Okay I see. But is it all about him?

Yes, this particular thread is about him. Will open a thread about 'her' when I get d required info. Cheers.

ADULTS ONLY PLEASE
1. He loves sex. He's a man, so stop pretending that you're surprised that he is always Hot for you, it's normal. Given a chance, he would do it anytime and anywhere. So you better stop denying him that pussy especially if you gonna make noise about him cheating.
2. Your man may have a small dick
It's not about how deep he can go in you, it's about how deep his love is for you.
3. You shouldn't be acting up everytime he comes too quick, you should thank God he came, because that simply means you are too awesome to delay. After all, its not about how long he can last in bed, it's about how long the relationship will last?
4. Don't ever compare him with your Ex. If he was so good, what the Bleep are you doing with him?
5. If he's good in bed. Then spread the word to your girlfriends, sisters and female cousins. If he's poor, spread the word to him, surely he'll do something about it
6. Never attack him verbally in public. It's a huge offense! Phela y'all are lovers, not politicians
7. His phone is his. The stuff that goes on there is crazier than you can imagine, leave it alone it's not yours.
And never answer his calls, if they wanted to talk to you, they would've called you instead.
8. If he has money , he'll spend it with you, if he's broke, kneel down and pray for him.
9. Don't start acting up, because his wallet is empty. He came into your life to love you, not to bail you out.
10. Always remember that he came to attend your heart affairs, not financial Affairs.
‪#‎Take‬ note
Nobody is perfect, meet him halfway

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Regards.

I guess a lot of people, especially the ladies, will take this thing a little personal.