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Animegirl:
I don't understand men at all. Before you guys get married, you always seem to love women with thick bodies, even ending up with them. But after marriage, you all want slim girls to be your side chics. Why is that?

Plus sized can’t fit do helicopter style🤣🤣

Aduke96:
Please assist with link🙏

Google is your friend

fryo4life:
My younger brother was born on November 6th, 1996. He became 26 years old last year November. He is worried if he can still apply for bank graduate trainees vacancies in which the criteria for the fresh graduates is that they should be not more than 26 years old. Because he will be 27 years on November 6th this year. Just few months to go.


Can he still be considered 26 years? Or is he above the age limit?

First Bank does not consider age a limitation for graduate trainees.

Zenith Bank recruits at 35yrs age limits.

GTBank states not more than 26 as at last birthday.

Feel free to continue the research.

endsarrrs:
Op, where can one get the fruit?

The tree is called African/Bush Mango.

NLchief:
I made a terrible oversight of not checking electricity bills before purchasing a house. It just completely escaped my mind till after purchase.

I just found out there's electricity debts of 500k unpaid to IBEDC.

How do I handle this?

I know it will be difficult getting such a negligent
previous owner to pay such bills.

https://nerc.gov.ng/index.php/home/consumers/consumer-rights-obligations

Number 11 is very key to your situation.

You should inform the DisCo of any outstanding bills before occupying a new premises, whether bought or rented.

1. Obligations of electricity consumers
2. Pay bills for electricity consumed

3. Provide requirements for connection as stipulated by NERC and DisCo
4. Vigilant protection of electrical installations

5. Cordiality towards electricity workers

6. Customer compliance to the requirements of the Distribution code
7. Pay for electricity used within the stipulated time frame.
8. Ensure receipt of monthly electricity bills if not on prepaid meters and lodge a complaint to the DisCo serving you should you not get your bills.
9. Ensure that metering and other electrical equipment within your premises belonging to the DisCo not tampered with, or by-passed.
10. Notify the DisCo serving you of any tampering or bypass of electricity installations.
11. Notify the DisCo serving you of any outstanding electricity bill before moving into new premises.

jaeyking:
Hmmmm

What about the guys

Why are they looked at as top guns but the ladies as a bad egg

Different scenarios prove that we are not equal before the law

A man with a high body count is given a high rep
A woman with a high body count is seen as a slut

A woman screams sexual molestation, quickly the man is manhandled and tried

A man screams sexual molestation, he is laughed upon but the society.

Imagine going to school and u were called that your 16yr old son is banging his hot class teacher, (iknow most of us guys will be extremely proud and happy)

Now look at it that you were called that a male teacher was banging your 16yr old doctor. The teacher has signed his death warrant.

So it's more or less what the society approves or see fit

But above all PLEASE BE MORALLY UPRIGHT

The biology and psychology of men and women are different! The urge/need to protect and be protected are different.

Different outcomes for life choices.

Learn this and know peace.

otunbakolawole:
Cyclist should have reached out to his team first

You re right.

But celebs hardly miss the chance to be in the news. Davido could easily have acknowledged the effort, and invited the guy to join him on stage next time he has a show in Nigeria or something more polite.

The cold response from Davido no cold you?👎🏽

WaziriSND:
Abeg can English FA, allow Chelsea FC to breathe?

The club reported itself.

The new owners reported the old owners.

If anything, it show’s transparency on the part of the new owners/consortium.

Read to understand.

JohnBullMySon:
Why not lease an aircraft just to keep things going?

Cost of lease for 3 months vs Revenue prospects for those 3 months.

Cost benefit analysis.

Their main revenue source is Hajj operations. Since Hajj is over… do the maths.

sketcherJ:
Hmmn am I the only one not getting it? He can’t start his primary school at the age of 4? Or maybe it was rare in the 80s?

The tale of you can’t start school unless your hand can touch the other hair or something? Lol

He is someone I know very well.

There was a mistake in his WAEC certificate, so he had to adjust everything in his life.

His correct DOB is 1979, but you know how impossible it is to amend DOB at WAEC.

femi4:
Only weak men get seduced ...in my mind those boobs are just extention of body fats

It took me 3 years to respond to you.

In my humble opinion, I am a weak man. We are many.

A good pair of breasts throws us off guard.

Show us breastst. We like it like that.

N3TRAL:
If money alone could buy political offices in Nigeria, Dangote will be the President of Nigeria and Otedola his deputy.

Wike spent more than Atiku at the PDP primaries but Atiku's alliance with Tambuwal made him cling the ticket.

Money isn't everything.

Press calculator oooo. And shout.

N50bn for Senate Presidency?

absoluteSuccess:
The day of reckoning has come.




You can as well live in the realities of the moment that this is one thing that one man will do at a point in time and has been done.

How it would have been done much better is secondary and irrelevant at the moment.

Ask Innoson if he did not bite the finger that fed him.

GTBank supported him to expand with billions, but he went and forged documents and is today fighting GTBank.

Trust issues?

BrightAhiah:
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You lack WISDOM to comprehend common fact, the bone of contention and my humble submission is that the husband should have told the wife the truth from the very beginning.
I never and will never advice any lady or man to poison anyone but the truth should be said undiluted, there are spouses who cannot tolerate such act knowing the secret was kept from them from the very beginning and hence may think of any alternative ways of silencing their rivals cos presently, the son now may be a thorn of a flesh especially when the wife is without a male child and you know the implications abi?
Stay blessed

Abeg rest! I don’t want to engage ur emptiness. Calling urself wisdom😂😂😂😂

Please I won’t dignify you with a response again

BrightAhiah:
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You lack WISDOM to comprehend common fact, the bone of contention and my humble submission is that the husband should have told the wife the truth from the very beginning.
I never and will never advice any lady or man to poison anyone but the truth should be said undiluted, there are spouses who cannot tolerate such act knowing the secret was kept from them from the very beginning and hence may think of any alternative ways of silencing their rivals cos presently, the son now may be a thorn of a flesh especially when the wife is without a male child and you know the implications abi?
Stay blessed

Next time make your point. Avoid using any form of violence as consequences for non-conformance.

Why couldn’t you mention divorce, etc as consequences? Why poisoning?

BrightAhiah:
If the wife poison either the husband or the son, they'll say women are bad.

Honestly for me, the guy would have come up clean from the very beginning to explain about the son, if she truly love the husband as claimed and wants to accept the step son, it would have been more cooler and no unnecessary drama.

Do you know what it means to have a secret step child especially MALE?

Are you normal? So a solution to infidelity is poison?

Ur type no suppose to get phone to express their emptiness

stopthecycle:
So my elder brother just got married to the Love of his Life. I got to know his wife's family about two months before they got married. The lady has a younger sister who is super attractive, intelligent and nice. We've been talking for a long time and got close and we really like each other.

But I feel we are doing something wrong. Is it okay to date my Sister in law? Some people keep telling g me it's a taboo. I need advice...

1. Una don de knack? If yes, then wetin be the difference between 5 and 6?

Seriously though, I think you need to make enquiries from the custodians of your culture/tradition. It’s easier when you are the same tribe. Variations in cultures/tribes sometimes present complications.

In conclusion, while you are enjoying d knacking, please use protection until you are sure you have green light from both families.

Kobojunkiee:
1. Yet the rate of marriage abandonment with men is as high as divorce rates obtainable in Northern Nigeria, and much of the Western world.

Someone seems to be high still on the patriarchal bullsheet he was fed by society growing up.

Compare this to the rate of divorces initiated by women and you will get my point.

It’s easier for a woman to walk away from her marriage over dissatisfactions. Just let her get a little money and watch her leave you when dissatisfied.

Men, more often than not, will stay and try to work things out cos it’s their responsibility. Women in Africa will stay for cultural and economic reasons.
You are using the exceptions to make your point.

Remember I said majority, meaning there will be exceptions. Check developed countries where d women are economically empowered. 80% of divorces are initiated by women!!

Kobojunkiee:
If only we would also give this same advice to all men who think having a side chicken makes sense.

Men(majority of MEN) are wired to stay. It’s called facing your Responsibilities. You don’t take a lady from her parents house and just decide mid way to let go cos you are not enjoying kpekus anymore. You don’t walk away from the ones you brought forth.

Side chicks are just a coping/escape mechanism/strategy. We still come home to our responsibilities after all.

ukaface:
See me see Wahala o
Did I even give a reason as to why y’all should learn how to cook?
Cooking is a necessary thing to learn, men and women should learn how to cook. Case closed
How is that a bad thing now?
If you learn am finish na you sabi how you wan use am Abi Wetin concern me? If you like turn to to your wife’s chef or let her turn to your chef, I hat no business with that.


Men should learn how to cook too. Finish!!!

Na from clap dem de enter dance.

U say all men should learn how to cook. Next thing will be “cooking should be a shared responsibility”.

I cook cos I want to. I tidy dishes cos I want to. I clean the house cos I want to. Not cos I HAVE to.

Mandating that men SHOULD learn how to cook is not different from saying men WIlL HAVE to cook. Six or half a dozen.

ukaface:
You just had to use that word ‘ feminist’
Did she say she is a feminist?
Amebo

Yes, all men should learn how to cook the earlier you understand it’s not about feminism the better for you o.
Any small thing na feminism, you wey Dey talk Wetin be feminism??

I beg ehn. Go Europe or US and go and marry.

I know how to cook very well, but I cook cos I want to, not cos I have to. The woman that expects that I HAVE to cook should go and meet her parents.

E no hard.

Rhozabeth:
I always have problem with marriage that the man has complete control: what happens to the woman saying she doesn't want the girl and if the husband keeps insisting then she should ask the husband to choose between her and the maid. But if she keeps getting scared! The day will come when she will find the maid lying on her bed!

There are qualities I expect of my woman. I will chose the housemaid if wifey does not meet up. QED.

jessylaurel:
What the hell is she doing with a house help. I bet she's an igbo woman lazy set of.

Things she is not saying.
1. House maid cooks better
2. Housemaid cleans better
3. Housemaid respects the husband and gives him that manly feeling. Wife is most likely an arrogant feminist who has been deceived that submission to her husband is slavery.
4. She has unresolved issues with her husband, and instead of accepting fault/blame, she would rather blame the housemaid as the source of her problem.

Lovilla:
My married sister kept complaining how thier house help is about to bring her marriage to the mud.

She said her husband is no longer giving her attention like before just few months the maid arrived.

The maid is taking over her marriage slowly, as her husband only eats food prepared by the house girl.

She has been crying all day.
She said she has tried everything possible to chase the girl away but her husband always kicks against it.

She is afraid of loosing her marriage.

Please, what must she do?

Things she is not saying.
1. House maid cooks better
2. Housemaid cleans better
3. Housemaid respects the husband and gives him that manly feeling. Wife is most likely an arrogant feminist who has been deceived that submission to her husband is slavery.
4. She has unresolved issues with her husband, and instead of accepting fault/blame, she would rather blame the housemaid as the source of her problem.

habsydiamond:
Potter will be the next coach to be sacked.

Nah. Leave him alone.

We need to diminish the value of Tod Boehly’s investment to a minimum. Idiot man wants to break d hearts of Chelsea fans. But we d fans are ready for him. When he has lost billions in revenue and value, then he ll be forced to sell d club to a more serious investor.

Westerhoffe:

Clergywoman is a Defender of Honours with the quote, "Thou shalt not distract another woman's husband with thine own kind of seductive dance steps. Lest thou causeth brother Mike to cheat on his wife with thee."

Even the groom was already admiring the special dance steps. Before Mummy G.O came and disrupted the whole show.




Whoa!
I made FTC again!!

More like

Thy shall not distract the men who are here to worship God.

Goodlady:
You are having sex with someone's daughter daily.
How much you contribute to her growth?
You must be arrested and prosecuted. Infact you prick should be disabled for like 2 years.

The rigour of your sexcapades is tiring her to sleep deep.
You must be arrested. Wicked boy!

Meshonu!
You and the op need prosecution for premarital sex. It's your type that can't cater for pregnancy or fetch abortion money when you impregnate!


He's having premarital sex with the young girl. Exploiting her like R.Kelly. He deserved to be jailed.

Post your marriage certificate!

It’s the 13 people that like your post that I blame. I don’t blame you. Sense and you must be sworn enemies with no room for reconciliation.

Yeye!😂

Samantha124:
So everyday it's sex day..😂😂😂

Yes, sex can be daily for newly married.

What’s your point?

Sometimes I wonder if this man is Davido’s biological father. Agreed, the story is that it’s his uncle.

They have this “Jaye Jaye” spirit in common, like it’s hard for me to believe say na uncle. Mama Davido, tell us something.😂😂😂

zomoears:
It’s not on any of the CBN platforms.

Twitter.
Facebook.

Etc.

CBN made a post on their official twitter page.

It’s now official.

Xhurskid:
What they will debunk now

It’s not on any of the CBN platforms.

Twitter.
Facebook.

Etc.

YourMrBoo:
A welcome development

It’s not news. People voted with Temporary cards at my polling unit during the Presidential elections. This is academic,I think.