₦airaland Forum

Wow! First to comment after all these while.
Surely a sign of good things to come and an affirmation that the Buhari administration will favour me and am making it this year!
Yaay!
Dedicate this feat to my Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ. My family and to all Nairalanders.

He has efficient people in his team. Let's hope he achieves all these promises. May God help you to put Nigeria before everything else.

Waiting for him

And you think you can do a better job than these two men?

Kul

Lol

JSEARCH:
In this part of the world, this format is rarely used. But it is gaining acceptance.
Trying it will do you more good than you think. Truly, it can give you an edge. O YES! IT CAN.

In case you need a template (editable), I can get you one free.

Note: Terms and conditions dey sha o. lol

Send me the template.
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Tnx

ElFenomeno1:
for conceding defeat he deserves an accolade? Wtf lol
it is a normal thing a defeated person or a loser should do.... there is nothing special
his defeat was written and it was all over everywhere even before the elections
stop glorifying the norm

This Africa bro our ruling class only sabi win

Saklekplus:
Thanks Bro, but u know that nnpc is broke, so they can do anything, u remember immigration cart away our 1k,,actually am just kidding

Lol I get

Lol

You guys should keep dreaming. Electoral promises.

Saklekplus:
Abi nah ur handwork or ur boyfriend or bro?

@OP, One of my uncle that dearly love lacasera drink fall for this scam last year, thinking it's time for lacasera to reward him of all lacasera he has drank ..
Nah lacasera I always see, but maybe nnpc just award them the contract... .. FP pls, let the world see this new system... Am suspecting our petroleum minister on this ... people need to be careful

How much do u hv dt d petroleum minister will leave her cases and life matter to chase. Please bro try to think abt it

Congratulations bro.
Godwin

Nawa o

This man always acting sissy.
Hope he's not into what I think he is

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MadCow1:
You want to punish your 20 year old sister for having porn on her phone?


Nairaland never ceases to amaze me..

Your signature thou. Funny

Mum had traveled, took one of her car key and called my friend whom we all know has very driving since way back. The guy came and brought another of his friend. We decided to hang out and visit some chics before they will go and teach me how to drive. While hanging out with the girls my friends al got drunk and when it was time to go home, he left the wheel for me saying am a man and has been watching him drive. I was the only person who wasn't drunk (don't drink) and I had no other option.
In other to save face and not be laughed at by the girls, and others at the bar, I had to enter the drivers seat of the Peugeot 206 and voom! I went off, applying all the techniques he had been telling me drove from new heaven to GRA (enugu peeps will know the distance).
That same evening we decided to hang out and after that they decided I should be the one to drive them home. I took the wheel once again and on our way we ran into some guys who tried overtaking us and bringing out a gun, what I drove that night was just by God's grace. a learner couldn't have driven 120km/h on his first day.
Since then I became pro and subsequently earned d car (was my first) and I still miss it.

ElFenomeno1:
He contested but tried all he could to scuttle the elections or didn't he?
Fu..cking airhead........
Go and mourn with GEJ and Mama Piss in Otueke
Flipping drongo!

If GEJ had wanted to mr the outcome of the elections, he would have used his federal might to achieve that. Remember he had the armed forces dancing to his tunes but he conceded defeat and allowed democracy to prevail.
He deserves an accolade for that.

kellybently:
wen ever am in a plane travelling I noticed nobody ll pray. wen travelling on land we pray.
to me is like rich people don't know God

Rich people pray the most

That's some cool guy. Maybe his prayer averted loom. Maybe God kept them cos of him.
I don't think that's economy class. Rich men pray!

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I swear ur bro is over calm. He is a gentleman to his root.
I cant endure such from a woman. I commend his gentility

Lol

Ok

madamoringo:
Ibos shamefully trying to steal themselves in through the back door after Yorubas birthed the vision, mobilized and built bridges of alliance to the north, middle belt and parts of the SS but only ibos were myopic and declined progress for their usual tribalistic and insular reasons. Anyway, the APC will do what is in its plan for and with these non-typical Ibos but the local ones still on their villages and doting the landscapes of the SW angling for something they worked against on the basis of quota system will be disappointed. Give Iboland what it deserves constitutionally but that is it because they worked hardest against today, against APC, against Buhari, against Tinubu, even Amaechi and must never benefit for what they didn't work for! They like the chop sand syndrome and I hope they are made to choke on it!!

I feel so ashamed knowing you re this sectional

Many people lost their lives over that mercury stuff.

Good. This the kind of birthdays I want to be doing. Reaching out and helping the masses. Not celebrating with your already made friends alone.
Happy birthday to him. May the God who blessed you,also bestow hus blessings on me.

kliq:
Useless boy

slowpoke. You are a slowpoke

Hey. Email

kliq:
Just like your Dad

Stupid son of a drunken slowpoke like you and your father.

Seen ds before

kliq:
For recognising more than "one" you must be the purest bastard

Fool you Re just another wasted sperm. A sure product of a leaking condom.