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It was my first time in london (August 2010), went to Mac donalds and requsted for a plate of fried rice and chicken. Ma bro laughed the sh*t out of me that very day. He even made a joke off that at a party we went to in Dagenham then.

Nice one prof. G̲̣̣̣̥o̲̣̥O̲̣̣̥ƌ̲̣̣̣̥ point. Am not a tribalistic person, but all I see APC aiming at is to wrestle power off GEJ's hand and by any means humanly possible, return it to the north come 2015.

Umuaka umuaka- enyi Jesus kpomkwem

I feel u Timbros. That's the African spirit.
Me likey.
Go tim! Go Tim!!! Go Timm!!!!!

Money comes by identifying a need, and working on providing a solution to the need.

Programing, project management, public speaking, just few of the things I learnt this year. Next year will be better in Jesus name.[color=#990000][/color]

May her soul RIP

Being a sales person has this thing to do with passion. If you don't have that, you are in for fraustration.
I wish you luck man

Congrats apoti. The baby shall grow in the fear of the Lord. She will live to fulfill her purpose in life.
Am happy for you mr.
*baby nairaland 2013. is here*

Because we have so many quack doctors in this part of the world.
Most of them can even forget a cutlass inside a womans body.

homesteady: This is the most wowing!

It is called palindrome dear. Words that means the same backward as forward.

[quote author=Ken_Jak]Though the catholics are not worshipping God, they're worshipping Mary... It's not for him or anyone to judge except God cos God says in the bible, Judge not for you not to be judged.
He's wrong with his preaching.[/quote]Hey mate! Am 101% a Catholic, and I can assure you that we don't worship Mary like you and many other people out there thinks.
It is only normal that we acknowledge her role in this nuturing Christ who we celebrate today, it is only normal that we the mother of God should be respected and that pretty much what we are doing.
I can say unequivocally that we are just giving honor she whom honor is due and that doesn't define worship.
Stay blessed!!

nikkypearl: see
love under the tree..reminds me of when I was young,i only meet my
boyfriend under a mango tree,we will play,run round the tree...what happened to those mango trees this days sef then young girls are so shy to look into the eyes of their lovers,only twist their finger throughout the meeting..but nowadays,gurls will look straight into yours eyes demanding for money up and down oh what a
good olden days,but nowadays lovers prefare to meet in
kfc,shoprite,sheraton,name it..cheiii! no more true love

Men cut down those trees and made papers out of them

The brothers are really putting in their best into what they do.
May God keep blessing em

veave: HIV has turned to brief illness eh... God is watching o...
rip oga speaker...

If I may ask, na you give am HIV or are you his doctor?

Here I am to rep ESUT.
So Help Me God.
Of the greatest kaakaa!!!!!!

SniperInADiaper: Oxycontin
Xanax bars
percocet
Loratabs
Valium
Morphine patches
Ecstasy
Alcohol..aftershock.
And crack.

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You so going self destruct.

Yerima is an apostle of sharia and an agent of destruction, every thing he represents is evil. I wonder why a bill from such a man should ever be considered by our senators. Well am not suprised seeing that most of them that are in favour of the bill are of northern extraction. F*cking. Beasts and child molesters. Let's kick them out like we are doing against their disintegration agenda called Boko Haram.
SIGNED!!!

Clap for ur sef welldone

Nice stuff.
Very creative of whom ever drew this

@OP I have just one question for you. Do you like soccer? For me, I DON'T smoke, drink or womanize but I derive me joy from Soccer and am living a normal life and am straight. Live your life the way it suits you bro. Don't compromise cos of what people out they are. Saying.

I think it is a wellcomed developement. True evangelism is geared at carrying everybody along. The pidgin bible will help in bringing evangelism to the grassroot in the south-south. Nice one

Nawtipet: Wow! Cnt believe this picture is still existing ... U see dat man wey dey snap picture, na my father b dat... Mehn! Those days

Can't believe that was the lie he told you and the excuse he gave for not been as rich as my father. Lol. (JK)

Its been a long time coming for Bayern. They have really tried and I think they deserve the trophy. May the gods of soccer be in their favour tonight.
But then I see Dortmund lifting the trophy. 2:1 in favour of Dortmund

Decryptor: For you to have taught about that in the first place, it means that your tribe too can do same apart from ibos

dear am Ibo abeg. Correct nwa afo

Suntzung: mikeansy:

They are trying to stretch the Army

The Government and the Army should continue the programme of destroying their bases and retaking communities in the North East where Boko Haram run the show.

Nobody says the Government tactics will work overnight. This is a battle of resolves and a lot of it is mental.

Government must continue its campaign in the North East, over-run Boko Haram camps and then secure our boarders.

The long term strategy will be to institute a very shadowy counter terror unit that will use all sorts of deadly methods including poisoning, assasination, and all methods within the powers of the Government to systematically eliminate the leaders of Boko Haram and their financiers.


Government must also look into issues like monitoring suspicious financial transactions and movement of weapons in and out of our boarder.

Our country is unfortunately at war!!!!!

THE GOVERNMENT TACTICS AND STRATEGIES ARE ALREADY KNOWN;

1. CONVERTING THE CURRENT SECTARIAN UPROAR TO A FULL BLOWN CIVIL WAR, WITH THE WAR FRONT AT THE NORTH DOORS, KILLING BOTH OUR YOUTH AND COMMUNITY LEADERS E.G EMIRS, TOP POLITICIANS AND UNIFORM MEN OF NORTHERN ORIGIN, IN A BID TO TOTALLY WEAKEN THE REGION SO AS TO EITHER CONTINUE THEIR DEVILISH RULE AGENDA OR SIMPLY DIVIDE THE COUNTRY.

THIS IS A VERY GOOD STRATEGY INDEED,(courtesy Devil MENTOR) IT WORKS IN MANY INSTANCES E.G SYRIA. BUT ALAS, IT WOULD NEVER WORK IN NIGERIA.
B/COS;
THE BRAVE NORTHERN YOUTH IN THE MILITARY WOULD NEVER TOLERATE OR ALLOW THIS.
THE NORTH HAS GOOD FRIENDS( ALIAS) THAT WOULD STAND BY NORTH FOR SURE.
AS USUAL THE YORUBAS WOULD ISOLATE THEMSELVES, LEAVING, ND/IGBOS/MIDDLE BELTANS TO FACE NORTH IF THE PLAN BACKFIRES !

THE STRATEGY FURTHER ENTAILS WIDER S.O.E TO INFLICT MORE DAMAGES, MORE CASUALTIES , BLACKMAIL, ASSASSINATION AND MORE....

ALTHOUGH, THE TACTICS WAS ON FINAL STAGES, NIGERIA IS GODS OWN AS SAID BY MANY WOULD ONCE AGAIN SURVIVE THIS PLOT, THIS AGENDA IS BOUND TO FAIL, B/COS OF ILL EXECUTION OF THE DETAILS ENSHRINED.

LONG LIVE NORTH, LONG LIVE NIGERIA, LONG LIVE FREE AFRICA!

May God never allow people like you step into the corridors of power. Our brothers and friends are out there fighting against a sect that have terrorised us for so long now killing both southerners, easterners and even notherners alike, and all you could ever come here to say is that its a war on the north. The men out there fighting are all officers of the Nigerian armed forces and not the Ibo, Yoruba or any ethnic force. People like you are reasons why there is an upsurge in crime and terror because your mind is filled with nothing but rensentment for the people who don't have same belief or speak the same tongue with you. You have been a sectional biggot for so long and its obvious its not paying you. Don't you think its high time you get a life? Anuofia

Kill them Infidels. Bloody insurgents. Kill them all.

Find them. Kill them and feed them with the anarchy and grief they have fed us all these while.
Give no room for failure. Just kill them he-idiotss.

The bottom line is- speaking good english has a total divorce from being inteligent. My neighbours daughter will speak a better english than the queen herself, but can't write a simple letter and has begged a friend of mine on several ocassion to come and sit in for her in examination and promised to sleep with the guy after words(this girl is currently in her final year).
I also have this seven year old niece who is very good with english to the extent of correcting her elders when they speak poor or bad english, but that can't qualify her as being inteligent because she can't even spell some of the words that comes out from her mouth (remember she's only 7). So the two are totally different things.

Its a day of joy, because it usheed us into the new covenant that we now enjoy. Likewise, its a day of sober reflections on the death and resurection of Jesus because to enjoy the new covenant, one must die and resurect (spritually and through the way we live) with him.

I buy 400 naira MTN airtime every morning. That's the first thing I do when I hit the street in the morning. At times, I end up buying more than that