₦airaland Forum

iwriteall:
e eay e wan keep am as pet

Pet for em stomach, bah?

Oliseh is very arrogant, the reason he didn't succeed with Super Eagles.

Erica is being unwise and naive.

In the sexual world, a man with high body count is an asset while a woman with high body count is a liability and disgrace to the society.


Don't stress it, na so e be...

Two unserious homo sapiens!

Vyvyanvyvy:
I am married to the widower

That's three husbands now, right?

You got married to same husband that does not want to accept your son or with the widower that was asking for your hand in marriage?

SETHARTHUR:
Why am I not seeing anything worth $8.2 million?

The art is invincible, you can't see it with normal eyes.

Dicado:
I commend the police for this great job. But Bandits wrecking Abuja nkor?

Banditry is a government agency.

Maria is the Thief.


Women dey thief pass men.

Tacha should learn how to bath often.

LooneyLester:
Coupled with the fact that Africans are living in huts

And Wakanda is a town in Africa.

Nicepoker:
No matter how melodious a woman's tune is. I can never dance to it. First, always be the trouble maker in the house she will chill. The moment you give her that trouble making position. You are finished.

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Munzy14:
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
At a time we might even witness only male handles on romance...

Operation flush out females will be the name of your Government..😁😁

Even, any male moniker wey comment like woman go chop ban. I go too sanitize Nairaland. Una go like am

N3TRAL:
I believe the documentary 99.9% and acknowledge that Joshua is a freaking genuis.

My .001% doubt comes from the ending of the documentary where T. B . Joshua is put in a glass coffin during his lying at stake.

think that dude faked his death. I think that he is hiding somewhere.

Try dey reduce hand for weed.

Skit people are becoming a menace to the society.

There should be a law to proscribe them as terrorists!

oglalasioux:
Almost every educated Nigerian know more about the USA than most adult Americans. FACT!

Most educated Americans think Africa is a country.

Munzy14:
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Otilo!

Otilo my brother

The way I go take ban all these feminists here e

There are more illiterates in America and Europe than in Africa and Asia.

A Taxi driver in South Korea is learned and literate than a Registered Nurse in America.

That's very thoughtful of you. God bless you.



My uncles for see something like this, but, they no do me well. Na only dry gin I go dey buy for them until God touches my heart.

OKOATA:
Because of wig this one dey break up with his woman. In as much as I see some women as materialistic and golddiggers but as a man you should be able to take care of your woman in your own little way. No be everything be break up.

Na all this useless talk dey give these broke and wretched girls mind to misbehave.

As a man, the only women you should take care of are, your mother, wife and sisters.

You don't owe your girlfriend anything. Any gift or money spent on a girlfriend is out of benevolence not responsibility.

Justkatty:
Truth be told, both were already tired of the relationship and by that looking for the slightest opportunity to end it .

You're wrong, as always.

Read here;

we had gone really far with preps to spending together for a lifetime

The guy envisioned 'together-forever' with the girl, not knowing she's a flat liability.

Nicepoker:
No wonder the most longest of all your numerous relationships lasted for just 5hrs 13mins and 22 seconds.

You sabi keep records, bro

I will rather stay single or a baby daddy than settle for nonsense.”

Words on a marble.



A broke Nigerian girl getting angry at her boyfriend for not providing what she can't provide for herself.


Humans dating Nigerian girls are the strongest!

Na Senegal I dey support for this AFCON.

Super Eagles is not a serious team.

Seun:
So the first order of business is to hire new moderators, particularly women, who can enforce the existing rules against harassment, derailment, etc.

Obviously, you want your investments on Nairaland to be a waste.

I pity you in advance.

iLegendd:
Real men don't hate women—they just don't want disrespect and dragging of duties as assigned by their forefathers.

Men (husband and boyfriends) just want faithfulness, submissiveness and respect.

Women feel offering these 3 things = slavery. (All thanks to Western media).

There is only one solution and that is: women should obey those three things I listed above. When they do, no sensible man will ever say bad things about women.

Failure to do this, African men won't keep quiet to avoid being emasculated like American men.

A faithful, submissive (not slave) and respectful woman is the most beautiful flower on Earth.

No solution until tradition is restored. Or, deactivate every male account on Nairaland so women can only be the ones to create post and comment while the men watch like powerless SIMPs.

Qed.

All rise.

DenreleDave:
Na woman like Ahnii u deserve bro

Wetin that guy do you for you to wish him such sacrilege

illicit:
I have got a job on Nairaland before, I have got deals, got help

Girlfriend too

Remain wife...

Where art thou?

You got girlfriend for Nairaland?

You have bad taste for women

They haven't had penetrative Sex since they started dating. The girl says she's a virgin. She claimed she's a Virgin even during the toasting period without allowing my guy to find out by himself. She's 28yrs old

Two years relationship and you never confirm if your beloved girlfriend is truly a virgin?

Wetin go carry me stay in two years relationship with a Nigerian girl and she no go allow me stick my glorious finger in her orifice to feel the alleged blockage of Red sea?

Some niggggars just dey disgrace themselves in the name of relationship.


As a man, in whatever you do in this life, never revolve your life around one kpekus.

robosky02:
Chelsea about to resurrect...

Sure.

We go just sell Jackson 75Million to Man U and loan Broja to Arsenal.

My uncle bar for village na photos of Bob Marley, Lucky Dube, Fela and naked girls full everywhere.
Ashawo man wey chop life for Cameroon before coming back home to rest.