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Funny enough, na this kind marriage dey last.

Sirmwill:
Okay 🙂
Oya calm down 🙂🙂🙂
Your words seemed like you were shouting them while typing 😅

You too calm down and thank her for giving you free lecture.

linearity:
In most cases, it is the left one that is bigger and the reason is simple and it because we have more right handed men.

In the other room, men’s right hand goes straight to the woman’s left breast and that breast receives more attention, massage, exercise, pressing, sucking, etc thereby making it to grow bigger.

You sabi 💯

DaTruths:
Where should alpha male take a woman on a date?

To his bed.

Taylor92:
Let it escalate



E don too much for Muslims


You no go like go Palestine go give them free stuff that you always share to your Ronu miscreants at Ibadan

Innocent Ibadan don collect stray bullet

EyeCumInPiece:
Soon as he left Chelsea, his career went down south.

Hazard was a lazy player in training.

At Chelsea, he was allowed to do whatever he likes in training. He doesn't train fully with the team. Just a light training, he's good to go.

That wasn't the case in Madrid. At Madrid, he was over stretched by the fitness coach, the reason he's always injured.

🍿 Chelsea Goal of the season 2015/16 (v Tottenham), 2016/17 (v Arsenal), 2018/19 (v Liverpool).

A complete player.


Imagine scoring excellent goals against 3 big teams in England.
Tottenham
Arsenal
Liverpool

bigdawg7:
Avoid girls from broke family, know this and know peace

God bless you abundantly for this.

A broke Nigerian girl from a wretched home is deadlier than cancer.

Reminderz:
most times, they've made peace with the fact that expecting loyalty from such girls is a fool's game... so they just enjoy the moment they share with such ladies till they move on... they just wanna have their own share for the time being... it's extremely difficult for such a woman who works in such places to be loyal to one man...

Aside working in hotels, bars or brothels, any man expecting total loyalty from a Nigerian girl is being unwise.

If your wife or girlfriend is working in a hotel, I just want to let you know that you're sharing her with numerous hotel guests daily.

Zxcvbnmghtr:


Men are generally WEAK. Number makes them so insecure. Weak beings.

Men are weak, women are strong...but, you keep spreading those tiny legs weekly for the 'Weak'

Also, please recommend official links I can read more on Nigeria and Lagos traffic rules.

Read traffic rules in Nigeria?
E be like you're an expatriate

When it comes to Nigeria policemen on roadblock, there's no rules. If you like have your complete papers, you can never be right in the eyes of an average Nigeria policemen on roadblock.

They're hawks looking for chicks to devour.

Nobody wan carry last.

DaddyFreeze2020:
Those are not fake news handles.
They're not interested in Elon Musk (a supposed Jew) mentioning them.

So, what are they doing in (a supposed Jew) media space?

Behappy2:
Let there be peace

There's no peace without war.

See his heavy cone head

Sirmwill:
Seeing 90% of Average Nigerians naked is actually Irritating against being arousing
#FunFact

You're right.

The sight of raw kpekus is nauseating.

I got turned on easily by just staring at slim girl with sizeable amount of breast on a sexy lingerie.

cadet222:
Remove ladies with big ass and breast from skit makers in Nigeria content and you will find out that 80% of Skit makers will be out of business.
All they do in their skit is to display ladies that are almost nude all in the name of comedy.
They are just posting softcore pornography everywhere.

That's why I choose Investor Sabinus as the best and only legit skit maker in Nigeria.

Dude no dey feature naked girls yet he's good at what he does.

There's nothing scary about the bodyguard.

Just one shot on the head from a low calibre ammo will send him 6 feet below.

Otilo

A married man with ONLY male children don't actually know what God did for him.

Assnal 1

Man city 4



Stake your house rent.

Adasun:
Just don't score Liverpool first,u will just remind them of how good their attackers are...

You say?

Godwin4444:
same way tinubu dey beat u igbos back to back

Okay, Lekan.

Most Nigerian Churches have joined the Western world to turn the universe into a feminine world.

I was in a Church today for a wedding. The officiating priest told the groom to always respect his wife and her decisions... that if he's a watching a live football match and the wife comes in and change the station to Zeeworld, that he shouldn't complain or walk out. He should sit and watch the Zeeworld with her.

Jostoman:
So it now an abomination to speak the truth now in nigeria because of fear.

The police officer have not done anything wrong because he was only responding to a question.

So, why did he delete the truth?

victorclean:
Birds of same feather. Please educate me on how to identify yemoja/Osun/Mami water people?

Ask Papi water.

Omo, this oyibo beat Chinese enter our brother face

I come dey pity am

Cowries on the hair, beads around the waist...I can sell my family's last surviving land just to please such girl.

DSP wey no get sense to decipher it was a trap
He fell gallantly into the trap.

Shapeaso:
Papa Ebuka don loose guard.

Aswear

E sure me say those students go give am new nickname