₦airaland Forum

Damage control.

Conclusively, a woman does not exist.

Money will always come your way when you don't know the value or what to do with money.

The moment you have projects to execute, money would hardly come your way.

IbileIfe:
Many.

Let's use Nairaland as a case study.

How many female here are serious with their lives?

ECOWAS and their cheap propaganda.

How many Nigerian women are ambitious and focused?

So, the Yorubas are going to abandon their brothers and sisters in Kwara state during this Isese festival?

Omo, Fulani did Yoruba strong thing for Kwara, walai.

Growing up was fun.

We dey play ball from morning till evening. I wonder wetin dey give us strength then.

Small spark from the plug, everywhere go burn.

Napata77:
That is a drawing. Use your head.

How that person wan take use wetin E no get?

I no see any resemblance

God rest her soul.

I kicked that chicken absentmindendly and it sent it flying all the way accross the terrace and when it finally came to a halt, it was limp

CoronaVirusPro:
Hope you know Ijaws are descendant of warriors?

That 3 million is an equivalent of 30 million IPOB’s

Descendant of warriors that can't defeat small Itsekiri
Humour me.

Nice one.

That's what we're saying. Practice your festival in your domain. Kwara Emirate does not permit Isese. Respect your host.


May God continue to bless Emir of Kwara and his subjects for protecting their land.

Women and their fish brains

IconicR:
Eiya good sha but they should not stress her, it's not byforce to know how to cook as a woman. Men cook good meals these days too.

It's by force to know how to cook as a woman!

A woman that can't cook is as useless as the "P" in Psychology.

myyansh68:
Awwwwww! 🙈
How embarrassing ,you need to upgrade your humor IQ.

Still endorsed 💯.

plaindealer:
On a serious note, this is really disturbing, Obi cult members really need some serious psychiatric evaluation...

This is not normal..

Your head is absolutely not correct.
I'll advise you have your brain examined.

Eja nla.

myyansh68:
Nothing.
They should just stop breathing. This one will make the World happy.
😒

Endorsed 💯

Forget, God really took His time to create men. No fashion or make up, men still dey drip.

Women with fake eyelashes, wig, carved eyebrows, lipstick, mary Kay, ear rings, nose ring, liposuction, artificial nails, they still look like bag of beans.


God bless all men abeg.

illicit:
Exactly

He should have just played along...

Played along? On whose budget?

Never tell a girl what you cannot do for her
..rather tell her what you can do for her.

For example;

- Tell her you can let her go if she wants to go.

- Tell her you can love her till eternity if her body count is below 2.

- Tell her she occupies major part of your heart cos she get weight.

- Tell her you can choose her over porridge beans if the beans comes with no bread.

Persephone1:

You can relate, bah?

You're growing in madness, meticulously.

The NEC also approved the distribution of 40,000 bags of maize to be distributed to states.

Maize na agbado, bah?

Tinubu dey serious when he said he'll feed 40 million youths with agabado o

Dem go use your money chop goat meat pepper soup

I wonder what they discussed. Maybe, global warming or ECOWAS vs Niger republic looming war.

This Marwa suppose lose em job in a saner clime.

You were appointed to fight against drugs abuse, but, here you are taking photos with head of drug abusers in Nigeria.

E sure me say if dem search naira marley for that office, they'll see seeds of SK for em pocket.

A woman in love is a hoax.

How do you explain a woman who genuinely love you but still spread legs for other men like butter on a bread?

Your number 3 is the only valid reason.

That man fit no be her uncle.
That man fit dey lash faith's mum.


No matter how you treat this, it must backfire on you. The best way to manage risk is to avoid it.

Allow that family to sort themselves.