₦airaland Forum

Thank God you didn't add your series of pepper this time.


Looking good.


You're doing well, Ujunwa.

Humbrown23:
Tinubu's inauguration is happening on Monday May 29th and I live in Abuja. I would like to go to the ceremony. Can you tell me if there are any requirements to attend?

Better stay at home and be counting how many grains of beans make one bag.

To be frank, N3000 credit alert is valuable than the love of a Nigerian girl.

Wetin I wan use the Love achieve?

We dey carry this thing for pocket dey waka those days. Anywhere we see light, we remove battery and plug.

I dey go Thanksgiving tomorrow. E no dey easy to survive Buhari's economy.

It's more noble to live with mosquitoes than to live with a Nigerian girl.

So, if there's a head count and they said women should go to the left, you sef go follow go left

Reno is doing everything possible to be in Tinubu's good book. He wants to enjoy his share of the national treasure.

As bad as Aisha Buhari as First lady, she'll be 100 times better than Remi Tinubu.

So, we are to celebrate this

This is 2023 for kriss sake!

Nairaland taught me that anyone can claim to be a billionaire online.

At 23, you've already been in a relationship with a man for 5 good years

The man is already your first degree. Force him to certify you.

virginprincess:
,I know you are joking, but it okay let me not fall your hands before your fellow Alpha males .

But, you should know I don't do alpha.

virginprincess:
School is fine though stressful.

If it's not stressful, it's not school...just keep pushing.

virginprincess:
You don't have Sense,outside nairaland I call guys those names too,besides Zonefree is not really the kind of guy you think he is, he is just forming redpiller online because he wants to belong,and he doesn't want to be called a simp,I think he is a very gentle and naive guy offline who has respect for women.
Zonefree am I lying
Don't you respect the female gender?

Lol

Darling, I don't even respect myself

virginprincess:
Thank you sweetheart.
Wassup,longtime.

I'm surviving.

How's school?

virginprincess:
My kind of man,I hate anything public, privacy is the best

I just like that,for example Today happens to be my birthday but I didn't tell a single person not even my best friend, even my family members forgot because I don't publicize it.I love a private and lowkey life.

Happy birthday Princess. May God's bessings never departs from you.

You cooked pepper not beans.

Women, no matter their age, don't know the value of money.

I can forgive and overlook other things, but playing with my hard earned money is where I draw the line.
The girl cutting money with scissors will regret why she was born in my family if she happens to be my daughter.

Can we see the superimposed porn photos?

It's a skit .

That's Yanbaba and his foolish wife.

Ndi ara!

internationalman:
Only Man City are the true English representative there. The rest are just there to complete the slot and mark register.

Arsenal should pray 10 - 2 don't befall them again..

Lol

I strongly believe Arsenal will do better than Ngozi United.

Rebuker:
😂😂😂😂😂😂


No, Never! But I know anything that lives feels pain.

I doubt Nigerian girls feel pains. These girls are wicked and heartless!

Rebuker:
Yea, stabbing the shark anyhow, but eating it isn't bad I guess. They should have just killed it at once or in a less painful way.

How do you know fishes feel pains? Have you been a fish before?

youngsahito:
how many people have u helped with that money in ur bank account.

That person be like person wey get up to 30k for account

Jennyclay:
Why can’t you mind your business

If you claim you don’t have anything to do with them, then mind your business.

Is not as you want to help them financially. Biko mind your business!!

Have you engaged any of the single ladies you’re dating??

Good for nothing men everywhere!!! Shior!!!

This one fit don born like 3 keep for house

Cutehector:
Shush it there.

The ones you have been dating, why haven't you manned up to marry them?

As there are very few responsible men out there, they have decided to move on with their lives.

Is your girlfriend a single mother?

JASONjnr:
Oftentimes I see on FB pages when people post and ask people to say what they want, jobs, financial support, husband house or motor...

99.9% of girls will say financial support while a lot of guys will chose other options.


Girls or ladies will always chose money over anything, be it big gbola, handsomeness, pink lips or six packs....

Ned is rich and he's every girl's dream.... He can marry as many wives as he wishes..... And they can coexist happily.

Exactly.

Like I always tell people, "One Man-One Woman" is a characteristics of a poor home.

Nigerian women have no problem with being 8th wife to an old man. Their only worry is getting married to a poor man.

Slap any girl that tells you she'll never be a second wife to any man.

So, Newcastle Arsenal and Man U will represent England in UCL next season

Champions League don dey turn to community league