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If you truly want to go far in this life, avoid Buhari.


Dazol.

The beauty of RR is the front view. I just don't like the back view.












*Observation of a Leggediz Benz owner.

JOHNFBOSCO:
Lol, one of my neighbour, na that mumu man on suit. The girl wey she propose to na correct Ashana, but I just dey mind my business

I no won talk

He wants to personalize community project? He's in for a long ride. Extend my condolences to him in advance

See that mumu on suit with flower

plenitude:
after buying the fuel we drove back home. There was no electricity as usual so I had to put on the generator. Nah so I select film for prime video make banny Dey watch. I jazz enter kitchen like boggyman Dey jazz enter ashawo house. Omon I started preparing food oo. This girl came to the kitchen and she was observing everything while we gist along. Nah so good ready, we head back to the sitting room nah so we devour the food. Babe was showering me with praises 🤩 she said I cook very well…note we weren’t dating ooo and I wasn’t even asking her out self. After everything it was time for her to go home. Like usual I nor Dey give shishi. I just gave her a ride to her house. From that day on nah so babe begin profess love ooo. This babe actually came to my house to see how I am fairing. Omon when she got home she started giving me details of everything she saw in my house From my wardrobe to kitchen to every single thing. Omon I shock😳

So, where's the weirdness

I support him. About 98.694% of beautiful women don't have sense. Their beauty is their curse.

She got nice boobs though.

In my opinion, no Nigerian girlfriend deserves gift worth 20k! The last time I bought a Nigerian girl ice cream, I didn't sleep for 5 days. I later went to Church to ask God for forgiveness.

Any money spent on a Nigerian girlfriend is waste. It's more noble to take care of a stray dog in the street than to take care of a Nigerian girlfriend.

Fahvvy:
Hahahahah ...
The average modern woman is REALLY DAFT! Kai! ...

Let's do the math...
Oga earns 400k, if he uses 345k (86.25% of his salary) to get you a phone, he'll be left with just 55k...

And from that 55k, I'm sure you'll still expect him to take you out and sub for you and make your hair and all ...

What then will be left for his basic needs (transportation to work, feeding, accommodation etc) ...

And what's worse is that, the fo.ol said "I didn't do anything wrong" ...

Sighs...
Tis well...

Na that "I didn't do anything wrong" pain me pass

LilMissFavvy:
I am married motherfuckker. Does the term used/dump still exist in this era, an era where money is placed above love, and everyone is selfish in their own ways. The goat* which you are wouldn't know, daft slowpoke*. You think a woman would carry a baby 9months to later hand it over to you as the sole owner? You are plain maddd

Since you're married, are your daughters safe with their father, your husband?

"What you just said is not good at all."

I love how you made her understand that what she said is not good at all. And I also love how expressive you are.

God will continue to bless you and your family.

The suya sweet abi e no sweet

Lash her first, your eyes go clear.

Unlashed kpekus has a way of making a man feels he's got a great deal.

donbachi:
it's a matter of her expectations not met...there is a limit she can go

She should meet her expectations by herself! She get two hands and leg abi she's crippled ni

Sex starved Nairaland feminists will have joyful moment on this thread. I can see them viewing the thread already with full happiness and ecstasy

donbachi:
Wetin make some men live long..na the things wey dem see throwaway their face .
If your dad hasn't complained to you or siblings on same issue.comot body.cos anyday it starts to affect him,he will bring it to your know.but,for now.let it slide till she raises her hand on him.

You expected the dad to tell his children that his beloved wife is maltreating and bullying him?

The son should take action now before it's late. A woman that does not respect and value her husband deserves no respect from her children!

iwaeda:
They could have beaten Coventry during the Regulation time. Had the ball twice in the net.

They're good. They'll do well in EPL, then after two seasons, they'll start to sell their key players and they'll move back to championship. That's what happened to Leicester city. If they fail to win tomorrow, they're out of premier league.

Same thing Brighton and Hove are doing now. They've started selling their key players. After selling without replacing with strong legs, they'll start to struggle and after two more seasons, they'll head back to championship.

I started supporting Chelsea out of "If you can't beat them, you join them". Back in 2002-2005, this team was undefeated. I used to get angry seeing this team of small boys beating old men then. I always pray for any team they're playing against to win them, but, it's not happening. Arjen Robben will always use old men to play ludo on pitch and e dey vex me then.

Joe Cole, Essien, John Terry, Frank Lampard, Gudjohnsen, Drogba, Crespo, Shawn Wright Philips, Diarra(Ishi beans), Gallas, Wayne Bridge. These are players that tormented me until I got no choice than to support them.

Was supporting Ac Milan then. I had no choice than to port to Chelsea to save myself from constant heartbreak.

taylor89:
So how you wan take born

You born through coitus not love.

taylor89:
That’s means you don’t see yourself in marriage right?

Unless you wan marry Indian or you wan marry without love?

I can't get into relationship or marriage with a Nigerian girl because of love. Love is down the line.

Love is just a word used by two fools to deceive themselves.

taylor89:
We all claim woke & alpha males online

When love creeps in you will understand

Guy, love of a Nigerian girl is vain. It's only a foolish man that will give his delicate heart to a Nigerian girl. These demons were never created to love!


The love of a Nigerian girl taste as honey but last only for a while...Get this into your thick head if you truly want to go far in this life.

Merch:
Keep your head up son

That one get head?

taylor89:
E no easy

E no easy to lose a liability

Bodyodour:
My girlfriend finally left me. I am shattered. Slowly and quietly, she crept into my heart, even everything I have read here. I am crying. don't know what to do. I am just sad. I need words of comfort. I am really sad. Don't know to again.

You should be happy, don't know why you're sad.

Congratulations to them.




They play good attacking game. I'm certain they'll get maximum 6 points from Manchester United next season.

Infrastructure = 12% cos he completed 2nd Niger bridge.

Economy = 3%. He met dollar at N170 and now a dollar is over N700

Security = 3%. Incessant killings everywhere even in FCT. He introduced bandits.

Corruption = 2%. Corruption is now at its peak. Someone used N500 million to cut grass.

Governance = 5%. Egbon knows nothing about governance aside flying from one country to another.

Education = 2%. Over eight months ASUU strike is enough reason to ascertain Baba is low on Education. Even his Education minister attested he knows nothing about Education Ministry.

That's one of the parents of the snake you killed the last time. The other parent is still at large with their other children. Be at alert to slaughter the whole family.

The world is evolving while Nigeria is still celebrating 3D advertising billboard in 2023.

Kurunmi committed suicide by taking poison

'These people' and taking poison

Wiz and Tems.

When Tems still dey do shakara. las las Wizzy still crossed the walls of Jericho.