₦airaland Forum

Naijanascam:
;If you have done this before gather here we have Thanksgiving....it wasn't easy

What do you mean by "it wasn't easy"?

As a single person staying alone, are you supposed to finish a tin of milk at a sitting?

Liquid milk dey purge me, I can't even talk half of it at a time.

N3TRAL:
I want make my money stay within Nigerian families, na why I dey consider Naija babe. Normal normal, nothing join me with them.

Nigerian girls don spoil finish. My cousins inclusive. Hookup don become part of their need for survival. Ban hookup today and see mortuaries full with bodies of those breeders.

If I marry a Nigerian girl, she must be less that 23 years old, a virgin (original one wey I go use foreign lubricant before I fit penetrate 😂), she must not have had a boyfriend in her life because dem like oral and anal pass the main thing these days sef, she must not be on social media, her parents must be living in their own mansions and she must not post videos on social media.

I still dey find her Sha.

Remove hook up, 98.784% of Nigerian girls for dey suffer kwashiorkor. Hunger for don deal with them.


As per the virgin aspect, ensure the virgin is first grade. Don't settle for all these girls claiming virgin when they're not. Any virgin wey don collect kissing, smooching and fingering from man is not a first grade virgin.

Don't settle for less and may the force always be with you.

Ynix:
English is not in any way different from Yoruba
As far as I am concerned they are equal

Conclusively, Yoruba and English are one... right?

Rich Humans are showing themselves

Forget patriotism, South Africa get fine girls abeg.

See fine tall girl with tender skin.
No bleaching
No toothpick legs
No burnt knuckles like PH bolé
No protruded belly as a result of excess goat meat pepper soup and catfish pepper soup coupled with Smirnoff ice and hollandia yoghurt.

Nigerian girls are mostly short like fire hydrant. You hardly see a tall and pretty Nigerian girl.




God bless South African girls for me abeg. See as girl set and fresh like today's bread.

The Xhosas are the TIVs of Nigeria.

All these Gen Z single mothers

Abeg who dey give all these drenched wall geckos belle

Brimstone77:
....


I don't buy the idea of you calling women evil..

Mutual respect for both genders mbok.

They should earn the respect.

Evil gender!

They can't chest what they dish on a daily.

Rokiat:
I pray in the future my boys children don’t marry maniac for wives.

Panthetic and extremely unruly.

Start early to tutor them on the detriments of rolling with Nigerian girls. That's the safest way to avoid mental disturbed wives.

This sex everyone is talking about every time, I'll try it one day.

Eunoiaa:
You have the IQ to troll but you apparently cannot figure who I am out.


I've told you all I will say, sha.

I don't know who you are. What's hard in telling me

Eunoiaa:
Ok.

Can you please identify yourself atleast.

Eunoiaa:
Zonefree, do not let God punish you and EVERYTHING dear to you.

I am begging you with whatever deity you serve.

Why are you such a bitter and unfortunate soul?

Okay, I am the bitter evening newspaper who has a damaged womb from different men, does COMMON SENSE NOT DICTATE TO YOU TO LEAVE ME ALONE??

Why do you keep coming for my moniker?

You need attention so badly that you've turned yourself to a Nairaland Daniel Regha/Shola and then get high on the flurries of engagements and mentions you get and you will never find me there. The female monikers that even troll/mention you gan, you're not trolling them back, but NO.

That one nor do you. You will still specifically go out [of your way], carry your toothpick legs, LOOKING FOR, finding the mouths of the women who never join business with you.

Mention the women who want a back-and-forth with you!

Engage the ones who want to indulge you, and love your [kind of] attention.

I am pretty sure there'll be women who wouldn't mind exchanging PMs with you, even most likely that there are many you've done so with and are 'enjoying' each other's company.

So, what?

Won fi shey ni?

Are you cursed??

Small thing, you will come to announce to us that you're fuvking a pineapple-complexioned woman.

See, all is fair in love and war to me o.

I don't know any lines not to be crossed (except for little babies sha).

But I promise you, if you want us to resume this, I will drag your whole family and generations unborn into it.

Ask Pells/Orokposowor/Eviltwin to give you key-points.

(Oh, thank God you've seen i llegend and I going at it. Just imagine that but in a negative reversal).

I will dig through your posts from years back and SHAME you with any dregs or embarrassing thing I find.

You can do same for me, too, o, and if you know you're that shameless, let us roll in the mud.

I will give you an overdose of the bile and vile you're craving that you will question if it's more than just "Internet bants" or you end up hating me, because I have been avoiding you. I have kept to my end of the "deal" and have stayed away from whatever has anything to do with you.

Why is it so fuking hard for you? Why? If you want to play Les Misérables, can you not keep it to your e-bubble or find willing players, at least?

I don't even care how innocuous your sentence seem! You're a despicable fellow with your track of comments on here, and then more of your kind will quote you to say thrash about you suggesting us, while you go away laughing because as long as say nor be you talk am, abi?

And worst of all, why are you mentioning me? Why? Just why? Why exactly? Was the "deal" not working for you?

I am warning you, Zonefree. I am warning you. This shit you're doing or attempting to start is a big deal to me, and this will be the last time I will say this to you. I literally detest everything you are about and because I can't block you, I don't engage you.

I will cuss blood out of your eyes the next time you mention me flippantly or in ill-thought again.

You should get your legion of alternate monikers and pithy minions ready to report me 'till I get a ten-year ban since it is so hard for you to just let some people be.

Sorry, who's this?

stonemasonn:
lol, and the middle man paid only 270K.
Kai! Nigerians from top to bottom....corruption is now a way of life.

270K for a kidney SMH.

Cow leg come even cost pass human kidney

However, the law viewed Ekweremadu’s decision not to deal directly with David as a typical behavior of a big man who knew that he is getting involvee in a crime. H

Qed.

Imagine paying meagre 4.5M Naira for a human kidney. This Ekweremmuo is very wicked and stingy. You're referring your daughter's donor as "that guy"

That 9 years is too lenient in my opinion.

Happy birthday mama. Wish you God's blessings all round.

Skit people are doing too much these days. National Assembly needs to look into this.

Tinubuderanged:
It's better to have Buhari for another 8 years than having a corrupt drug Barron for 4 years.

I had mixed feelings reading this. Don't know whether to say "true" or to say "God forbid".

Buhari and Tinubu are not fit to become SUG president in a sane school.

Prolificlife:
Lets chat... Part 2 already on the blog

Repatriate it from the blog to this place. We don't chat here.

A child that dances surugede is not aware surugede is dance for the spirits.

purples25:
You believe a man should not cook. It is a woman's job only.

Why should I believe that when I already know men cook better than women.

Zaheertyler:
OP please increase the generator to the highest and burn whatever you can burn
No be only legal means

Co-signed.

IyaebeTheGreat:
is Yul a man anymore, there's nothing manly about the Oloko giveaway. Yul is a disgrace to real men

Yul is our National Secretary-General in Real Men Association of Nigeria. (RMAN)

This life is somehow. No matter how great and powerful you think you are, always be meek. Always remember, you're not above the law or untouchable.

Who would believe a small boy like this brought down a great powerful influential and wealthy Nigerian politician. This life is deep.

Is IyaebeTheGreat aware Yul called Judy IJELE Odogwu?

fergie001:
Not just that, in the Imo State NLC election, thugs allegedly from Imo Govt House arrived and they tried to impose their own person but it didn't work.

Total blackout in the whole State.

Hope wanted to install his men against November election knowing that Labour Party is a faction of NLC.

Ajaero and NLC Imo state chapter will frustrate Hope's second tenure ambition.

MrBrownJay1:
oh really?

You added the 3 now

There are a variety of reported reasons for Meghan’s absence, with one stating her desire to celebrate Archie’s fourth birthday, which falls on the day of the coronation.

So, she can't celebrate the birthday in UK?

This Meghan is not exactly what people think she is. She's a snake.

As it should be. A child should bury his/her father, not the other way round.


God rest his soul.