₦airaland Forum

PoloG:
They still fvck each other in real life

Don't mind them

One Emeka dey program to lash one Suliyat this weekend

What in Chinelo's name is Gurasa?

So, he will use his bare hands to mix that thing without putting on hand gloves and a sane human will pay him and consume

Una dey try for that una Birnin Kebbi

Who's going to investigate the death of thousands of children dying everyday in Nigeria?

agadez007:
That’s more than a billion naira

So, Korra is now a multi billionaire

I found it laughable that some Nigerians bought this girl's lie.

A club without smoking

A comedian he is.

The wise ones will call me, and I will tell them that sometimes when I take my wife to the club when we get back her hair will be smelling of smoke, and women should have their wigs neat’.

See his reason for not allowing smoking in his club

SIMPathetic comedian!

Boomboost:
She really did that?

Women have done worse things than that. The world would have been peaceful without that gender.

JasonScoolari:
My honorable detective.... See the way you open this one yansh.

This your gif dey always burst my brain 🤣

Drink water when you're done bleating.

SweetBuns:
There is a reject button for any mail you dont want to read/open.
Use it.
Sometimes l can't help but see some justification for the insults some guys hurl at the so-called female monikers nowadays.
What was the point of this thread?

Are you not the girl that created a thread of how some guy was sending you a message?
Abi you just want to come here and form nonsense

JasonScoolari:
She was expecting a National Merit Award for the milestone achievement.

Milestone achievement . Jay, e don do abeg

renderme:
It doesn't matter dt she took a picture. You can't knock her just for that. Fact is LASU is still the best state University in Nigeria and if they have to do other business for funds, they can.

I'm done with you. Shame on all the trees around you for wasting their oxygen on you.

JasonScoolari:
I will endorse that combo my brother....

It will add "Nutritional" value to some numb skulls in the school.

Bread without Ewa goyin or Blue Band is breadless.

After, Man Shall not Live by Bread alone.

But, on a serious note, was the VC and LASU expecting Nigerians to applaud them for producing Bread?

renderme:
Did LASU make noise?

Of course they did.

See their VC, A professor being proud of producing Bread in an institution of higher learning. This is gross!

renderme:
You are just being clever by half. Other campuses in Nigeria do it. I know for a fact the only bread and pure water sold in BIU is by their university. And it's not the first. Nigeria is a poor country with poor people

Did you see or hear BIU make noise about producing Bread?

JasonScoolari:
If we talk now, Owners of Lagos will trace our generation to Mogadishu and Kampala respectively.


Bread of Life.

Bread of Life.

Department of food science should also introduce Production of Ewa goyin to collaborate with the Bread.
Bread without Ewa is breadless.

IyaebeTheGreat:
Then stop complaining about Nigerian women because you obviously make bad choices. Na WA for all of una in general

Who said I'm complaining? OP asked a question, I responded. Am I not permitted to state qualities of my preferred wife material ?

JasonScoolari:
Na Bread project this people wan dey defend now?

You can imagine the nonsense
Using a school handle to debate about Bread making

Shameless beings!

I'll suggest Sanwo Olu close down the school and turn it to State Bakery since Bread is their top priority. Rubbish!

IyaebeTheGreat:
Is there truth that has ever escaped you? So those are what you look out for and nothing more

What do you expected me to look out for from a Nigerian wife? Long life

They'll loot N23Billion from the money and give contractors N1.2Billion to execute the project.

The contractors will loot N800Million from the N1.2B and use N400million to execute the project.

Welcome to Nigeria.

IyaebeTheGreat:
Just imagine,later you'll be complaining up and down as if marriage is a prison and a dangerous zone.

The truth dey always pain you...why?

It varies. For me, a wife material
(Nigeria standard) must have nyash and bress first.

Nigerian girls called Esther are born to cheat.

You don't give a cheat listening ears.

Your first mistake is to date and fall in love with a student.

Your second mistake is to allow her to explain herself after seeing her with another man inside her room.

Your third mistake is expecting loyalty from a Nigerian girl.

Your fourth and final mistake is believing she didn't give that guy doggy style. Imagine how the guy rough handled the Love of your life, the moans, the deep throat cum swallow, the aggression on the guy to scatter the kpekus you're handling with care.

ahnie:
This one you have joined truvelisback and zonefree my inlaw,in chasing me all over nairaland so,nawa o.

Make una allow me fat in peace o.
This show of love is massive
Pls kindly fall in line ,let me sign autograph for you my faithful fans,make sure you guys enlarge the autograph and hang in your walls.




Your favorite isoko online celebrity
#Ahnie

Butterfly calling itself bird

JasonScoolari:
The coward don return....

Cc; Zonefree

Na to throw Welcome Party remain

JasonScoolari:
As the considerate SIMP don run so, if he come back, he go meet another pikin.

Hahahaha

Na that kind pikin we dey call "Azunna" for Igbo.

JasonScoolari:
3 solid children oh... Just like a rickety hen that lays eggs around.

And Baba SIMP don run commot for him own house.

3 children from the demonic wife
2 from him
The demonic wife and her mother.

That's 7 already. The house is full. E run commot so the house can contain them

What a wise and considerate SIMPle husband.

JasonScoolari:
Lande is another confused coward....

Running away from your house you built because one community pussy lied to you about the number of kids she has from different pricks? Who does that?


You see one of the advantages of marrying a virgin?


Cc; Zonefree.

Lande is a comedian, what do you expect? Most comedians are naturally SIMPle men. Imagine getting married to a Nigerian girl with 3 solid children, that's painful, bro.

Any man under the age of 45 coming here to say he's enjoying a thriving marriage with his Nigerian wife is telling a big fat lie!

woginid967:
I have handle all this before.
She was a fresh graduate. I was an uber driver, we got close and her mouth odour was killing, when we started hugging, her sweat stank so much i gifted her deodorant and mouthwash with money bouquet 💐 and lots of chocolates 🍫 and cookies...

Then i visited her, she was embarrassed because her clothes were on the floor, days old unwashed plates, rough bed, etc.... I used gists and fun to clean and rearrange for her.

Why?? Because no Nollywood actress or mbgn was a pretty as she was.... She could be mistaken for a Foriegner.... And she was humble. So why not.

Then i took her on a vacation, gave her thorough skin wash, made good hair for her, gave her orgasms back to back and she was mine. Till there was a clash in her village, her family was attacked spiritually and she and her mom died of food poisoning the same day. It shattered me but... I learned to fear spirituality

Wow

What a movie.

they are planning to charge me to court for the juju.

Allow them to go ahead with the court proceedings. They'll lose. There's not like JuJu in our Constitution.