₦airaland Forum

Manoftheyear:
Thank you so much for this
Piece of advise, May God bless you abundantly, planning on going to somewhere beautiful tomorrow, just want to mix up with the right people

Amen, God bless you too.

Just so you know, when you've succeeded throwing the demon out of your life completely, she'll try to come back cos she might have exhausted her options with other guys. But, your zeal to stand on your ground and say NO to devil will determine if you truly want to go far in this life.

May the spirt always be with you.

Em fellow drug cartel don dey congratulate him. I believe he's happy now 😄

Persephone1:
You really don't have to change your nature, but a friend or two will do.

I don't make friends. Sorry about that.

Evil child. Someone wants to commit suicide and you don't want to help him, e good?


Dear Manoftheyear, you did no wrong by loving the wrong person. It's not your fault to love her so deeply, but, you have to understand that you don't force people to love or be with you.

It's time to move on for your sanity. Your family needs you. No girl in this world worth your happiness. Cheer up and forge ahead. Go out there, make friends, hangout and have fun, life is for the living.

Cheers.

Religion of piss, indeed.


Pakistan know wetin dem see before they name the Capital city that name.

Use your 500k go chop suya and beer.

headbasher96:
I stay for hq benue state command the thing change my narattive i swear down e choke like i no do anything sars carry me the go the shoot for up during covid-19 lockdown like i stand for compound police come look me finish enter compound come catch me bases on innocent man na i begin drag i actually regreted doing that when 2 of them hand over their rifles to their colleagues and came at me with bare knuckles i really mad their night till one aboki sars come spray me something for eyes oga i no see again na first time person slap me wey i fall

I no know say e get slap wey the flash like fire to GOD eeeeh i say this people enter me like pikin i just use my hand cover head come see hw them fling me for hilux although if i had maintained my cool i for no collect but the first one i wound am badly this kind oga na my house be this i no fit follow u i jam am well well o the thing make this people jam me no be small even put me under bench inside hilux i wasnt aware were going to head quater i thought it was a small division na when we reach hq compound fresh beating start i was just begging them till them push me inside cell as per street if u fit survive first 30 minute inside cell nothing go do u again i spent 5days in sars detention with enough merryment and see hw people in the cells sing praises u go know say GOD is everywhere

If you must fight or drag with Nigerian police officers, never follow them to the station after the fight.

The rule is, Fight with them and run, or Don't fight and go with them.

These are unwritten rules in the street.

helinues:
Mr productive, how have you been able to monitor my activities online?

Meanwhile, I have not been online for the past 3 days..

Which oath did some of you people have with anything fake and lies?

You really need to have a rethink about your life.

BuhariAdvocate:
If you want to clampdown on Tinubu supporters because of their opinion that is your damn business even your Nairaland stated it that a Nairalander responsible for he/her opinion .

So, Seun should go to Twitter and clampdown on Tinubu haters

You really need to have your brain examined, Sir.

JasonScoolari:
I see what you did there Odogwu.

That man na vawulent person. He believes in "If I can't have you, no one else will". He just want the woman to run mad.

until she follows me to the village to swear before “Aniku” that she is not having an extramarital affair."

Oga, just say you want the woman to run mad or die. Which one is a Nigerian woman should come and swear she's not having extramarital affair?

This one thinks being fat means old age.


Baby whales always believed they're older than everyone around them. A failed big for nothing actress she is!

MT:
Do you even understand the context you can use the world "racist" ?

This was a complete lack of etiquette. White people eat but not this kind of smelly food. Tomorrow you will complain they don't want you in their countries. How can they when you constantly put this kind of habit up?

He knew what he was doing was wrong, hence the reason he bent his head to gulp that food. So disgusting!

You're calling innocent and easy going eba smelly food

This is a criminal offense in a sane country.

I almost forgot there's a party called PDP in Nigeria.

JasonScoolari:
Seun, this is Nairaland "2go" version right?

Lol

The interface is good on meme

baconline:
Na wa oh, na so e hot!!! Sorry oh Nigerian, it is well

The one Yakubu and Tinubu do us is enough already.

Draslo:
I'm a smoker and I can tell you I use an average of 70 lighters a month. Of those 70, I probably buy 10. For every 20 lighters I use, I will only completely finished 1. And that one probably came into my possession at half or quarter gas. Na where people no dey think money dey ..the remaining 60, either people forget it with me or I intentionally steal it lol. Smokers can relate my guy.
Sometimes I have 5 lighters, sometimes I have zero. Just ask any smoker

I know your kind of smoker. Na your type dey go bush and public schools dey smoke.

You smoke anywhere, the reason you can intentionally steal lighters.

Na mostly girls with flat nyash dey talk this yeye talk.

The truth is, girls with massive nyash are easy going, but you see this girls with flat nyash and lime breast, avoid them, they're demonic.

Blupen969:
First time i was detained in an open cell i managed to smuggle in my phone with me, after sitting idle for hours i brought out my phone and everyone was shocked lols, cellmates came to me to ask for favours to make important calls and in return deh remembered me when they buy what to eat, lols i was treated specially by the chairman of the cell and at night we smoked cigarretes lol can't say cell is a good place to be but to me the one day experience was amazing lols

The leader of a cell is called Presido. Just carry your "cell show" enter, you'll be welcomed.

If you want to enjoy cell (lol), just pray make them detain you and your friends inside the same cell. Una fit dethrone the Presido sef

Draslo:
Buy smoking accessories. You can team up with someone who ships from China regularly. If you invest 5 million on lighters (not all those fancy ones on Instagram o! Regular lighters that even poor people can afford), you'd be surprised at how much profit you'd make. Lighters are amongst the most stolen/misplaced objects on the planet. You simply cannot make a loss. Thank me later.

Lol

Guy, I buy lighter once in 5 months.

Just saying sha.

Munzy14:
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His reason is one of the most silly reason ever given for wasting 500Million on fruitless journey..

Even the wife he is doing it for, made him use his common sense, yet he abandoned common sense..

Men eehh!

Sometimes, na oversabi and ITK dey cause all these things.

God1000:
Says the flibbertigibbet

Smarter in what way? his antics abi


I've never seen such an egregious, obnoxious, mischievous and unscrupulous person

All these grammar for Portable You dey overdo things o

insisting that he has the right to beat his worker

What Portable is smoking is bigger than his head. I'll suggest he leave Ijebu to Lagos, those dealers for Ijebu are selling strong smoke and it's not healthy for Ika of Africa.

IyaebeTheGreat:
Stop it, just because she dresses crazy doesn't mean she's into such.

So, who's she dressing crazy for? Her father?

Story.

Make she come my village deity come swear let's see if Thunder will not fire her in the next 4 market days.

They're all average players. About 85% are not regular starters in their clubs.

Ndidi don use nyash clean all the dust for Leicester bench.

Iwobi is busy taking Everton to relegation.

Owerri girls no dey gree Iheanacho concentrate.

Ahmed Musa still dey 28 years for the past 10 years.

Chukwueze only comes on at 85 mins as sub for villa real.

Joe Aribo and Southampton are at 20th position in EPL.


Only Ademola Lookman, Osimhen and Terem Moffi are doing well presently.

Super eagles coach should learn to feature more home based players.

naptu2:
Some officials of the Nigerian Security and Civil Defence Corp (NSCDC) were killed in an attack in Imo State a few days ago. Reports later claimed that they were guarding an MTN mast and that some MTN officials were killed in the attack. The company has now stated that none of its officials was hurt during the attack.

So, NSCDC now guard mast

How low of them

Wizzy13:
she loves money too much

And you're still telling her sorry for letting her go?

Wow. You're SIMPly amazing, I must say.

virginprincess:
Well that one you said is your own,my own definition of delicate means something that is soft and needs to be handle with outmost care,the fact that women are soft doesn't makes them weak.

You're contradicting yourself. The opposite of soft is hard.

If you're soft, you're weak
If you're hard, you're strong.

Wizzy13:
Mine is PALOMA by Mr.P ft Singah
this song always made me remember the good old days (2021) with my ex, all the good days and times we do share together, that song was Our most played song when being together.
Maryanne sorry for letting you go

Please share yours and what made that song exceptional?

Why did you let Maryanne go?

God1000:
Very sad, may his soul rest in peace

I wish I could bring him back to life

So, if you have the power, you'll neglect your dead family members for a stranger that cares less about you

IamAsiri:
At least, only Adam would have been alive and there would be no human world.

That's not true. Men will only be created just like Adam and not born. There will be nothing like sex. Sin will be lesser

PoloG:
They still fvck each other in real life

Don't mind them

One Emeka dey program to lash one Suliyat this weekend